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Category: Games
Date: 07/30/11 07:00 PM

25 Responses to Dire Haven

  1. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    July 30, 2011 at 3:34 pm
    Link: Dire Haven - A simple platformer with little pixelated naked people.
  2. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    July 30, 2011 at 7:38 pm
    So basically this game is just an excuse to have a bunch of little 8-bit naked people running around getting chopped up in the most gruesome way possible?


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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    July 30, 2011 at 8:24 pm
    I don`t understand, the guy in the suit just stands there.
  4. Profile photo of Thdot
    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    July 30, 2011 at 8:38 pm
    Beat it. 0:10:18.97
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 30, 2011 at 8:51 pm
    You have to hold shift and use the arrow keys to run.
  6. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    July 30, 2011 at 10:44 pm
    Okay, after trying to play the extra levels, I`m giving this game 1 star. those levels are impossible.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    July 31, 2011 at 2:02 am
    Wow! A game on IAB! There`s not been games for..... ages!
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    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    July 31, 2011 at 2:26 am
    Doesn`t load properly for me. You click "Play" then its a black screen with an arrow which you can`t move. Ah well.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    July 31, 2011 at 3:19 am
    Helps if it was actually embedded correctly on this site.
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    July 31, 2011 at 3:43 am
    "
    Okay, after trying to play the extra levels, I`m giving this game 1 star. those levels are impossible."

    What a stupid thing to say. Because you suck at a game, the game sucks? Sounds like umad brah, and ragequit.

    They are definitely not impossible, I finished the real game in 7 minutes and the extra levels in 15.
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    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    July 31, 2011 at 3:47 am
    Reminds me of Meat Boy.

    The not so super version.
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    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    July 31, 2011 at 3:57 am
    Also, 6:48.48

    and this music is tantalizing.
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    Llowbear Male 18-29
    33 posts
    July 31, 2011 at 4:01 am
    plays kinda like super meat boy!
  14. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    July 31, 2011 at 5:55 am
    No NSFW tag? I just got fired because of the graphic nudity!
  15. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    July 31, 2011 at 7:22 am
    4:52:43 and 10:23:38
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    July 31, 2011 at 8:15 am
    All platformers suck. Every last one of them. Games for kids are what they are.

    ... And even when I was a kid I never played them. When I was 10 I played age of empires 2 non stop.
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    TangoDexx Male 18-29
    158 posts
    July 31, 2011 at 9:04 am
    Anyone know the name of the music? I know the artist is Scattle, just unsure of the actual song name. Also, press the little button next to shift, and a FPS counter comes up.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    July 31, 2011 at 10:26 am
    lazyme, i hate strategy games. i have to think enough in my real life, when i play a game i like it to be mindless fun or pure entertainment.
  19. Profile photo of vmeyer
    vmeyer Male 18-29
    141 posts
    July 31, 2011 at 10:53 am
    anyone else got stuck at the level "outside"?
  20. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    July 31, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    I tried to play it, but those tits....I couldn`t stop fapping...

    ME GUSTA!
  21. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 31, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    meh...
  22. Profile photo of Elegy
    Elegy Male 13-17
    155 posts
    July 31, 2011 at 10:48 pm
    I can definitely apply my ragequit function here.
  23. Profile photo of DoctorSlutba
    DoctorSlutba Female 18-29
    47 posts
    July 31, 2011 at 11:45 pm
    Fun game, reminds me of super meat boy.
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    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 4:46 am
    Got real hard real fast.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    @LazyMe
    All platformers suck. Every last one of them. Games for kids are what they are.

    ... And even when I was a kid I never played them. When I was 10 I played age of empires 2 non stop.

    I bet you are lots of fun at parties. When I was 10, my favorite game was Dig Dug on Atari 2600. Because games are supposed to be, well, you know, fun. This game was fun for a few minutes.

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