Dire Haven

Submitted by: cobrakiller 5 years ago in Games

A simple platformer with little pixelated naked people.
There are 25 comments:
Male 3,842
@LazyMe
[quote]All platformers suck. Every last one of them. Games for kids are what they are.

... And even when I was a kid I never played them. When I was 10 I played age of empires 2 non stop.[/quote]

I bet you are lots of fun at parties. When I was 10, my favorite game was Dig Dug on Atari 2600. Because games are supposed to be, well, you know, fun. This game was fun for a few minutes.
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Male 1,540
Got real hard real fast.
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Female 47
Fun game, reminds me of super meat boy.
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Male 155
I can definitely apply my ragequit function here.
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Male 25,416
meh...
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Male 4,004
I tried to play it, but those tits....I couldn`t stop fapping...

ME GUSTA!
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Male 141
anyone else got stuck at the level "outside"?
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Male 7,611
lazyme, i hate strategy games. i have to think enough in my real life, when i play a game i like it to be mindless fun or pure entertainment.
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Male 158
Anyone know the name of the music? I know the artist is Scattle, just unsure of the actual song name. Also, press the little button next to shift, and a FPS counter comes up.
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Male 10,440
All platformers suck. Every last one of them. Games for kids are what they are.

... And even when I was a kid I never played them. When I was 10 I played age of empires 2 non stop.
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Male 7,611
4:52:43 and 10:23:38
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Male 2,033
No NSFW tag? I just got fired because of the graphic nudity!
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Male 33
plays kinda like super meat boy!
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Male 1,081
Also, 6:48.48

and this music is tantalizing.
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Male 1,081
Reminds me of Meat Boy.

The not so super version.
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Male 2,486
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Okay, after trying to play the extra levels, I`m giving this game 1 star. those levels are impossible."

What a stupid thing to say. Because you suck at a game, the game sucks? Sounds like umad brah, and ragequit.

They are definitely not impossible, I finished the real game in 7 minutes and the extra levels in 15.
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Male 3,285
Helps if it was actually embedded correctly on this site.
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Male 1,557
Doesn`t load properly for me. You click "Play" then its a black screen with an arrow which you can`t move. Ah well.
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Male 6,737
Wow! A game on IAB! There`s not been games for..... ages!
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Male 842
Okay, after trying to play the extra levels, I`m giving this game 1 star. those levels are impossible.
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Male 11,740
You have to hold shift and use the arrow keys to run.
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Male 658
Beat it. 0:10:18.97
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Male 1,595
I don`t understand, the guy in the suit just stands there.
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Male 842
So basically this game is just an excuse to have a bunch of little 8-bit naked people running around getting chopped up in the most gruesome way possible?


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Male 7,611
Link: Dire Haven [Rate Link] - A simple platformer with little pixelated naked people.
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