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Date: 07/20/11 01:00 PM

43 Responses to Dear A-Holes Who Broke Into My Car… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Nneri
    Nneri Female 13-17
    992 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    Link: Dear A-Holes Who Broke Into My Car... - A love letter from the car owner.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    repost.
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    sparki1980 Male 30-39
    329 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    K.. I understand that it`s funny that they broke the window when the door was unlocked and took probably the least valuable item while leaving a bunch of other much more valuable items... But if he`s gonna leave that stuff in his van w/ the doors unlocked I just don`t see why thinks he can be so mad bout anyone stealing anything.. he was practically asking for it.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    Stupid owner, thieves are thieves, aka opportunists, also not too smart - if the letter is true.

    If I ever get a laptop - to which there is a good chance that I will, I am so installing tracking software.

    ... although if I was to steal a laptop, the first thing I`d do is go to a public place and format the hard drive.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    I hope your moms, not mom`s, are proud. The driver isn`t that bright either. That and leaving the door unlocked with so much valuable stuff inside. He deserved to get it all stolen.
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    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 1:12 pm
    I don`t even know what to say.
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    falloutchik Female 18-29
    78 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    8 years old... windows 2000.... you should probably thank the person who took it from you. seriously, if you can afford a laptop, $600 in text books, and gps, you couldn`t afford an os that microsoft still supports?
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    Is he expecting them to try to rob him again and read this?
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    jonswan12 Male 18-29
    72 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    is it "moms" or "mom`s"?
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    deyv87 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    @johswan12 It should be "moms." It`s sad, but that`s the first thing I noticed, too. Well, that, and the fact that Windows should be capitalized.
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    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    "Is he expecting them to try to rob him again and read this?"

    A lot of thieves tend to stick to the same areas, and they often steal from their own neighborhoods.

    Seriously though, I know how this guy feels. We live in a country where thieves get little to no jail time, and drug dealers go away for decades. Who on here can honestly say they hate drug dealers more than thieves?
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    MOTBO Male 18-29
    153 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 2:49 pm
    @Rawrg
    It depends on the drug dealer. If they are dealing weed then I have no problem with them, however, if they are dealing meth than I think that they should be shot.
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    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 2:52 pm
    @ fallout

    all of those are the reasons why he probably couldn`t afford it.
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 3:09 pm
    should be moms` unless he thinks the crooks share a mom

    and I`m surprised how many people leave their ipods in their cars in plain sight
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    well.... guilt trip doesnt work
  16. Profile photo of BrainofBrian
    BrainofBrian Male 18-29
    63 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    @darkmagic14n - Actually it should be "moms" because it`s plural and in no way possessive.

    A+ for effort, though.
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    lordtyusa Male 30-39
    301 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 3:56 pm
    So my question: Isn`t the person who wrote this equally as dumb for leaving that much stuff in a van with the door unlocked?
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    "Isn`t the person who wrote this equally as dumb for leaving that much stuff in a van with the door unlocked?"

    The answer is no, they aren`t equally as dumb. They`re even more dumb for thinking the thief is gonna come back and read this.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 6:20 pm
    Well ok next time we`ll break into your house
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 6:23 pm
    isn`t it a little silly to put the "to a-holes who broke into my car" note ON the car that was broken into? Hoping for a return to the scene of the crime or something?
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    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 7:25 pm
    "should be moms` unless he thinks the crooks share a mom"

    epic grammar fail is epic. it`s "moms" with no apostrophe. BrainofBrian gave you an A+. I`m only giving you a B because you tried to correct a grammar mistake with another grammar mistake. But you did try, which counts for something.
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    AlbinoAaron Male 18-29
    3 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 8:33 pm
    You do know if you take away the "are" in the last part, that sentence would be correct. It all depends if the guy was talking singular or plural, although I suspect singular from the rest of the note.
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    starchsgirl Female 18-29
    41 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 10:08 pm
    My truck was broken into this past weekend. GPS and portable dvd player were stolen. I`d like to put a little note like this on the truck, but I`m too scared they`ll bust my windshield. Wish I could kick them in their tiny little nads.
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    logandaninja Male 13-17
    227 posts
    July 20, 2011 at 11:16 pm
    on a lighter note, any one want to buy a laptop?
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 12:15 am
    Ha!
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    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 12:34 am
    lol so old its only use is a food tray
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    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 4:08 am
    @logandaninja Oh ho hooooo

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    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 7:08 am
    Hahaha, awesome. well thank goodness they didn`t steal the good stuff.
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    shamrock1014 Male 40-49
    313 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 7:51 am
    He`s calling the criminals dumb? Who left his car unlocked with that stuff inside in the first place? Not too bright on his part either
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    tehsusenoh Male 13-17
    31 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 8:00 am
    It was funny until the PS.
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    therealpixie Female 60-69
    54 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 8:19 am
    That`s like leaving an invitation to them to break his window again. Fool.
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    mac_24_seven Male 18-29
    86 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 8:21 am
    Just this week in NY, my mother in law had her car window smashed and her GPS stole. Jokes on them, it was about 5 years old and they were in such a hurry they missed the iPad2 between the seats :)

    Dont think the GPS having her home addy will matter as she lives in Fl and was up there on a business trip.
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    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 8:31 am
    Am I the only one who assumed the author was a girl?
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    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 8:44 am
    Cause I`m sure the thieves are gonna come back and read that...F#ckin idiot
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    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
    462 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    Windows 2000 laptop? The author of this letter is definitely an old lady.
  36. Profile photo of Tobunshi
    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    What a whiny little note.
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 4:03 pm
    woah, what an idiot... the owner of the car that is
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    Origamitrkey Female 18-29
    75 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 5:08 pm
    A van, huh? Must be a soccer mom.
  39. Profile photo of trelina
    trelina Female 18-29
    249 posts
    July 21, 2011 at 9:34 pm
    that`s just giving them incentive to smash more windows..
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    liklepip Female 18-29
    136 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 5:11 am
    well I suprised by the comunity of my local town, i left my windows rolled down and my phone, my gps and about 2 years work in my car. I came back everything was were it was i left it, my friends think i`m crazy but i realised that eastbourne is a trustworthy place.
  41. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 5:57 am
    just giving him tips for a better robbery next time
  42. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 10:56 am
    I have a sudden urge to break his windshield and steal a quarter out of the glove compartment.
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    tkwiz Male 13-17
    6 posts
    July 22, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    moms* idiot.

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