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Date: 07/15/11 08:45 AM

46 Responses to Combat Coffee

  1. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 8:48 am
    Link: Combat Coffee - Soldiers in Afghanistan make coffee, ARMY STYLE HOORAH!
  2. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 8:57 am
    No, I ditched this kind of humor before I thought poo and piss was funny.
  3. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 8:58 am
    yesterday.
  4. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 9:00 am
    Ahh the things that pass for fun when you have a licence to Murder. guess you got to do what you can to keep your sanity.
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    CChris221 Male 18-29
    1 post
    July 15, 2011 at 9:02 am
    Hoorah? Army is Hooah...marine corps is Oorah
  6. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 9:05 am
    THAT`S SOME MOTHERF*CKIN GODDAMN GOOD LOOKING F*CKIN COFFEE GENTLEMEN. CARRY THE drat ON MOTHERF*CKERS. U.S.MOTHERF*CKIN.A!!! BITCHES
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    ChrisMunich Male 18-29
    383 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 9:07 am
    @XCyberdyne: They`re Canadian :P
  8. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 9:09 am
    Ranger Cookie:

    Take one, O.D. Green, Govt. issue, coffee ration packet.

    Take one, O.D. Green, Govt. issue, powdered cream substitute packet.

    Take one, O.D. Green, Govt. issue, sugar packet.

    Combine powders in foil-lined creamer packet. DO NOT ADD WATER! Seal packet tightly and place on heating element for 5 minutes or until contents are caramelized and solid.

    Peel and eat quickly with water as needed.

    Doesn`t take half this much effort and your fireteam isn`t tied up watching your a$$ for as long.

    8-) LJ
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    Simcoe Male 30-39
    126 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 9:11 am
    I knew they were Canadian, and so would any other Canadian, in less than 10 seconds. ChrisMunich, must be a Canadian too.
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    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 9:11 am
    pretty unfunny
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    pianok Male 50-59
    320 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 9:24 am
    All that really matters is that it works. nuff said.
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    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 9:28 am
    There`s no "r" in the Army "Hooah" by the way. They`re really picky about that.
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 9:30 am
    HOTTIES
  14. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 9:34 am
    "Because nothing ruins a good cup of f/ucking coffee like a fu/ckin insurgent(sp?)."
  15. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 9:35 am
    Am I the only one who started dancing when they played La Bamba?
  16. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 9:39 am
    In payment for my horrific failure I offer this as consolation.


    CANADA! F U C K YEAH!
  17. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 9:48 am
    What`s a boot band?
  18. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 10:02 am
    why would you want hot coffee in what i assume is hot desert like land.
  19. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 10:13 am
    @Maromi


    They said there was no dratin Timmie`s, so obviously they cant get an iced capp.

    Pay attention.
  20. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 10:19 am
    Funniest thing about the comments is people saying what catch phrases American soldiers use in reference to Canadian soldiers. The comment about "no timmies" means no Tim Hortons, a Canadian chain of coffee stores.

    Coffee is to Canadians what tea is to the British. i.e. no matter what the condition we gotta have it, or maybe that`s just me and my friends.
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    planty Female 30-39
    119 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 10:19 am
    Taht was amazing! I agree with Mountainbord HOTTIES.. but now I feel creepy saying that cuz Im old..
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    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 10:49 am
    LOOK FOR INSURGENTS! lol. war is funny.
  23. Profile photo of rogue_knight
    rogue_knight Male 40-49
    868 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 10:50 am
    Steelgrid thought they were real American soldiers...lol
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    lastapplepie Male 13-17
    49 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    awesome
  25. Profile photo of deckem_17
    deckem_17 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    It`s funny how people think they were Americans.
    I mean besides the fact they reference Tim Horton`s they also had Canadian ration packs (or for my U.S. buddies, M.R.E.).

    Also, this whole Hoorah, Hooah, Oorah business is a little odd since no one mentioned that it comes from:
    Heard Understood Accepted. H.U.A.
  26. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    @Rick S

    A boot band is a small elastic cord with small hooks used to "blouse" the cuffs of BDUs. US Army uses them as well. I personally liked the velcro bands and used them instead when I was in the Army.
  27. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    I always like to smoke while i make coffee.. lolz
  28. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    i thought hooah was Heard, understood, acknowledged?
  29. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 6:06 pm
    Beef macaroni-Chinese style
    WTF is that supposed to be?
    Can`t we at least feed these guys well?
  30. Profile photo of tehbionic
    tehbionic Female 18-29
    313 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    Deckem there are Tim Horton`s in the US as well as Canada. But the french on the food package should have given it away. These guys are so awesome.
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    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    July 15, 2011 at 8:12 pm
    starbucks tastes like poo. TIMMIES ALL THE WAY!
  32. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 12:01 am
    These >bleep< guys sure >bleep< can`t talk without >bleep< swearing every >bleep< three words or >bleep< less. Let this >bleep< be a >bleep< lesson: stay in >bleep< school and don`t >bleep< go into the >bleep< army.
  33. Profile photo of Cata
    Cata Female 18-29
    72 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 4:21 am
    Entertaining.
  34. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 8:01 am
    just making the best of being in a drating war zone
  35. Profile photo of Lillim
    Lillim Female 30-39
    269 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 9:13 am
    Glad to see they can still have time off to play around and amuse themselves. :) Nicely done.
  36. Profile photo of Andrei_M
    Andrei_M Male 18-29
    31 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    hellloooo trigger happy A-dratin-Murricans......
  37. Profile photo of Andrei_M
    Andrei_M Male 18-29
    31 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    i`d soo dratin love to see these little girlies shot.... weeee... amerikkn sm arsezz doin poo on global pay... ffs.. use instant coffee and go kill another godless country... wee... new age templars... weeeeeeeee
  38. Profile photo of dub47
    dub47 Male 18-29
    77 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    >bleep< Carmium, that`s the >bleep< joke.
    Congratulations.
    You have no >bleep< sense of >bleep< humor.
  39. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    Andrei M, I thought we covered the fact that these are Canadians
  40. Profile photo of Andrei_M
    Andrei_M Male 18-29
    31 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    xCYBERDYNEx.....mee bad.... point still is on the level.. sorry canadians
  41. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    or november juliet as they call it
  42. Profile photo of Gibleto
    Gibleto Male 18-29
    28 posts
    July 16, 2011 at 11:16 pm
    These guys have way too much time on their hands...
  43. Profile photo of andynaylor
    andynaylor Male 18-29
    239 posts
    July 17, 2011 at 1:56 am
    Mmmm.... Coffee
  44. Profile photo of muffalletta
    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    July 18, 2011 at 9:28 pm
    f#ck yeah!
  45. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    July 19, 2011 at 9:20 am
    Bah! When I was a lad we poured cold coffee over the Maxim. Harumph.
  46. Profile photo of Joeraccoon
    Joeraccoon Male 18-29
    191 posts
    July 19, 2011 at 11:54 pm
    poo! I should have joined the military when I was skinny and could run all day.

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