Chad And His Official Boy Scout Portrait [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 6 years ago in Funny

"I got all these badges for exemplary achievement in virginity and masturbation.
There are 73 comments:
Male 55
Still doesn`t look as good as Airborne wings.
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Male 325
I love making fun of folks as much as the next guy but this kid has obviously worked hard and gained valuable skills. Notice the Arrow of Light along with his sash. Respect. That takes dedication from a young age. As others have pointed out, it does make a difference to employers.
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Male 599
@Solvent and other IABer`s those badges do mean Sh*t! Once he get becomes an eagle scout and participates in his court of honor he can put that on his resume. If you or him were competing for a high paying position. I promise that if you come out with the same education he will be selected over any of you who do not have this on your resume. Guaranteed!

Therefore don`t go home whining because Mister Dork here beat you for the same type of job. Merit Badges shows an employer he is able to complete assigned tasks with none or little supervision.
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Male 39,614

Get over it people.
Making fun of stuff is what we do here. And teasing each other is not always trolling. I pick on CrakrJak and he pick back at me. {It an expression of our unfulfilled sexual desires for oneanother}

If you want nice-nice all the time go log on to HelloKitty.com
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Male 2,376
yea laff at him now.. but when the shtf this guy well weave a basket from straw make a balloon from used condoms and fly his ass to some tropical island hunting birds with a homemade harpoon!!!
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Male 880
Yea, everyone is right. Being an eagle scout isnt a huge waste of time that amounts to absolutely nothing.

Look at what company of people he is with, if he lived during the 50s, he would have some outstanding colleagues.

How dare we make fun of him, I mean, a kid that good looking, in that kind of shape. His physical prowess leaves no room for mockery.
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Male 2,841
How long until he realizes that all those badges don`t me sh*t in the real world?
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Female 249
@Pierre

yeah that`s where I thought they were going to go with it when I saw the picture.

I`m sure most, if not all, i-am-bored users masturbate and I don`t see anything wrong with him being a virgin.
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Male 1,360
all I can think of is: UP
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Male 208
"I don`t care if this gets me banned but Lionhart2 is a complete tool. If making fun of people like this kid or trolling is what this site is about then PLEASE ban me."

I agree with this guy. IAB used to be cool links and interesting stuff, not Fancy gloating because some guy he doesn`t like killed his girlfriend and himself or posting a picture of a kid who worked hard to get where he is today to make a fool of him. This website needs a new name... I-Am-Sick-Of-This-poo.
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Male 39,614
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Male 566
I managed to get a grand total of three merit badges, (before being assaulted by my scoutmaster) so yeah props to this kid.
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Male 14,331
@basketkase

Someday you just might learn that everything in life dosen`t revolve around sex. You then might be able to find what truely makes you happy.
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Male 14,331
I was a cub scout for a short time and I learned how to get my parents to sign off for crap I didn`t do so I could deee badges. Then I learned DEE BADGES DO NOTHING!! so I quit. That said an getting to be an eagle scout take alot of time and effort so he`ll most likely actually contribute something to society unlike the jock types that base there education around sports and make themselves feel beter at the expense of others.
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Male 1,610
Damn, this is like looking into a mirror when I was that age. Except I never wore glasses and it wasn`t the boy scouts I was in. Indian f-ing Guides bitches, yeah!
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Male 530
"Achievement unlocked"
Even in the playing outside the X-Box generation want their achievements.
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Male 214
Wow - IAB must really be short on posts....

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Male 3,147
Basketkase, he`s not even started shaving...like you say he`s a `kid`.... do you really expect a kid to have got laid much?

is that how you measure childhood success... to have had lots of sex?
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Male 146
So I read one post how some dude who is a raping murdering pedophile suicide loser who makes fancy feel good about himself. What did this kid do exactly?
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Male 1,182
hes also really fat and his eyebrows are hideous
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Male 1,182
yeah becuase you guys would be his friend... but iab is filled with plenty of wierd losers. this kids a dweeb and ill bet you anything has never been laid.
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Female 1,435
good job chad.
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Male 415
I can`t see the Chadness of this picture, the kid earned his badges, it`s something some people really enjoy doing and it`s perfectly harmless.
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Male 2,214
Badges???? we don`t need no stinkon`.....You know what?Kid worked hard. Be proud.I`m gonna be nice cause he deserves it.Good job.
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Male 280
Lionhart2:
To be fair, i never intended to, nor did I technically insult you. I sometimes just forget how subtlety gets lost over the internet
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Female 956
Totally agree with Enjin... there`s nothing wrong with this kid and making fun of him is just cruel :(
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Male 802
I don`t care if this gets me banned but Lionhart2 is a complete tool. If making fun of people like this kid or trolling is what this site is about then PLEASE ban me.
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Male 4,902
Those of you that are making fun of this kid for being an Eagle Scout, you need to do some research. Some of the most powerful people in the world are Eagle Scouts, including Politicians, Generals, Astronauts and Professional Athletes.
Here`s a List

Considering the elite company this kid is in, I`d say he has his priorities straight.
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Male 2,424
Huh, I dont get it.

Was I supposed to lol?

Or is this legit, I am supposed to be impressed...
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Male 483
@Qwerty:
I agree he shouldn`t be made fun of, but you`re starting to get a little too defensive. You`ve made your point.
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Male 215
@Buiadh Becoming an eagle scout is a major accomplishment and is huge when applying for jobs and so forth. He`s right to feel accomplished.
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Male 6,737
He looks so pleased with himself...
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Male 215
@MentalJargon Actually, that`s the badge for Entrepreneurship. You know what that means? It means he knows way more about the economy and business than you most likely do.

@Lionhart So when a mod trolls it`s okay? Seems that that`s what you`re doing, posting to get responses that you find funny from others by insulting the achievement of, for lack of a better name, Chad, and by extension insulting everyone on the thread but you, MentalJargon, and the original poster for standing up for him? Sure, I know I`m feeding the troll, but frankly I don`t care anymore. If you`re one of those people that genuinely think not only that the BSA is full of no-life geeks, but that anyone that tries defending the BSA is in some way hillarious, then I for one can continue enjoying IAB for its good posts.

Merged the posts. I`ve always wanted to be in an IAB flame war. I keep watching, but never participate properly.
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Male 8,302
@Qwertyuiop95

Actually, this is one of the most hilarious posts I`ve ever seen on IAB. Ever. Oh, not the photo - that didn`t even make me smile. But this conversation and you users... oh God stop please stop oh God... LMFAO...
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Male 1,557
@Lionhart2 Are you genuinely saying this lad should get a life because he`s not doing the same things as other kids his age?

You`re mocking this kid for having gone out there and learned achievement badges for real skills and interests in real life rather than achievement badges on video games?

It`s a sad day when it`s apparently okay to mock someone for having made some genuine achievements and things in reality rather than sitting around on video games or watching TV all day like the other kids his age, because that`s apparently "not having a life".

This lad should be congratulated, not insulted.

Shame on you, sir.
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Male 37
Funniest part is the very bottom badge, looks like a fist going towards a star. Badge for practical gay studies?
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Male 25,417
Go chad
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Male 215
@Lionhart2 You seriously think this is funny? You assume the guy has nothing but scouts to do? That he doesn`t have a life? He most certainly has a life, and as an eagle scout it`ll probably be a life more successful than moderating IAB. All I see here is a bunch of people being disgusted at the fact that this is funny and you saying we`re laughing at him. We are not. We are upset with you for approving it and with the suggester for suggesting it, NOT laughing at him.
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Male 215
If anything we should be congratulating him. Those badges take effort and obviously he`s proud of them. Shame on you, IAB.
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Male 46
I see nothing wrong with this. Good for him. At least he`s not on drugs and stealing people`s poo
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Male 315
Hey... I am all for making fun of stupid people but this is just a geek in scouts. Making fun of this turns IAB into regular schoolyard bullys.
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Male 73
Im an eagle scout and I fail to see the humor in this. At least "chad" has the drive to get off of his a$$ and do something for his community, which is more than alot of IABers can say....
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Female 2,761
Awe, I don`t see what`s wrong with this... Why would being a boy scout be a bad thing? Some day he will make a great husband and dad if he so chooses
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Male 8,302
Now if only people would learn to spell my damn name right... in the words of Mark Twain... "I don`t care what people say about me, as long as they spell my name right."

Particularly Ironic for someone who spelled Samuel Clements, "Mark Twain". I think that says a lot about the universe, don`t you?
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Male 8,302
@terracottus

I see your point, but its the `without reason` that ruins it. Deleting your comment HAD a reason, whereas your posting a rude insult just for the helluvit had no reason other name-calling. The Scout here is being laughed at WITH reason, because he needs to get a life other than Scouts at his age. But still, your point IS proven, in a sense, and I see the analogy between the two examples. You may consider yourself as Having Won One Internetz... many people think they got the better of me by pure insult, but rarely, if ever, has anyone got the better of me by logic and reasoning. In fact, make that TWO Internetz, and a `Winning Against Lionhart` Badge as well.
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Female 4,447
I dated an Eagle Scout for a couple of years. He was a freak in the sack. =)
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Female 3,562
There`s something wrong with this picture? Hell, he has a lot to be proud of there. He`s achieved more practical knowledge than the combined knowledge of 100 average IABers.
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Male 208
I`m an Eagle scout, laugh all you will - you just don`t realize how much that helps you with your career and life. Scholarships, job offers, etc. I became an Eagle scout and shortly later, I got offered a paying internship at a private investigation firm because they heard that was the field I wanted to go into when they read about me receiving the rank in the local paper.
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Male 3,625
I never got to Eagle rank. I quit in tenth grade at Life rank. Kudos to this kid for sticking with it.
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Male 39,614

[quote]"Are you laughing at him because he`s fat?
Or because he`s a fore-eyes?" [/quote]

I can`t believe I misspelled `four`...



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Male 1
This isn`t funny it`s just straight up mean and rude...
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Male 365
I`m really beginning to hate IAB. It seems like every other post is either a re-post of just plain mean without being funny. While being angry certainly relieves my boredom, I hardly think that it`s better. Shape up, you used to be amusing.
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Male 280
Lionhart2:
I see what you did there, deleting my post...
Anyway, you actually proved my point:
Pointing a finger at someone without reason and calling them names is not humor, nor is it ann act of ingenuity, but rather of, as you said, douchbaggery.
Maybe the mods might consider this aswell.
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Male 2,593
The Oath:
On my honor I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country
and to obey the Scout Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong,
mentally awake, and morally straight.
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Male 1,625
rawrg, without looking it up, lets see if I can remember it...

a scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent

the one I get tripped up on is the Oath, "on my honor, I will do my best, to do my duty, to god and my country, to obey the scout law at all times," and thats all I can remember

its been 8 years since I got my eagle and saw a scout uniform
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Male 8,302
@terracottus - Will it get posted?

No, but it`ll get you banned for being a douchebag. Go ahead, make my day.
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Male 934
A scout is trustworthy, loyal, kind, obedient, cheerful, friendly...

damn... I should know this.
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Male 3,060
Also, from one Eagle to another. Congrats on your achievement. Wear it with pride.
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Male 10,855
From one Eagle Scout to another...
hats off to you!!!
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Male 3,147
So what if he doesn`t get laid much...he`s a kid, they`re not supposed to. At least he`s not out spending his spare time stealing cars or selling crack.
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Male 1,557
What the hell IAB? This is just a photo with no punchline or joke to it... are you wanting us to just make fun of photos now or laugh at people for doing things they enjoy which we may not?
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Male 8,302
> terracottus
> Making fun of a guy just because he looks a bit dorky?

Yeah, and the ocean is slightly damp today.
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Male 280
Wow. Making fun of a guy just because he looks a bit dorky?
Y U so mean, IAB?
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Male 11
That`s just mean.
And stupid. Really, really stupid.
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Male 798
@Altaru: You haven`t had any links posted since 2009, so either suggest more material or quit bitching.
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Male 39,614

Are you laughing at him because he`s fat?
Or because he`s a fore-eyes?

Geez people, leave him a lone. It`s bad enough he`s regularly raped by his scoutmaster.
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Male 3,482
Is THIS what IAB has stooped to now?

Seriously, get a f*cking re-post in here, at least then it has a chance of being relatively funny.

This is just retarded.
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Male 341
Chad`s mom - "Chad im gonna put this up on facebook so all your friends can see it."
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Male 802
I looked at this pic for a full minute trying to understand the joke.
Are you saying it`s funny just because it`s a photo of a scout or what?
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Male 591
Are we making fun of people based on appearance now? Most of us stopped doing that by the time we were 15.
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Male 2,034
Don`t hate. Dude could probably save your life if you got lost out in the wilderness somewhere.
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Male 2,593
I`m missing the funny with this one.
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Female 1,596
Link: Chad And His Official Boy Scout Portrait [Pic] [Rate Link] - `I got all these badges for exemplary achievement in virginity and masturbation.
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