The best in arts & entertainment, news, pop culture, and your mom since 2002.

[Total: 64    Average: 1.8/5]
74 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 21780
Rating: 1.8
Category: Funny
Date: 07/28/11 03:47 PM

74 Responses to Chad And His Official Boy Scout Portrait [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1277 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    Link: Chad And His Official Boy Scout Portrait - `I got all these badges for exemplary achievement in virginity and masturbation.
  2. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    I`m missing the funny with this one.
  3. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 3:55 pm
    Don`t hate. Dude could probably save your life if you got lost out in the wilderness somewhere.
  4. Profile photo of fiizok
    fiizok Male 40-49
    591 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 3:57 pm
    Are we making fun of people based on appearance now? Most of us stopped doing that by the time we were 15.
  5. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    Achievement unlocked.
  6. Profile photo of Enjin
    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    I looked at this pic for a full minute trying to understand the joke.
    Are you saying it`s funny just because it`s a photo of a scout or what?
  7. Profile photo of Buzzard250
    Buzzard250 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 4:04 pm
    Chad`s mom - "Chad im gonna put this up on facebook so all your friends can see it."
  8. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 4:08 pm
    Is THIS what IAB has stooped to now?

    Seriously, get a f*cking re-post in here, at least then it has a chance of being relatively funny.

    This is just retarded.
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 4:24 pm

    Are you laughing at him because he`s fat?
    Or because he`s a fore-eyes?

    Geez people, leave him a lone. It`s bad enough he`s regularly raped by his scoutmaster.
  10. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 4:26 pm
    @Altaru: You haven`t had any links posted since 2009, so either suggest more material or quit bitching.
  11. Profile photo of nad_skcab
    nad_skcab Male 18-29
    11 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    That`s just mean.
    And stupid. Really, really stupid.
  12. Profile photo of terracottus
    terracottus Male 30-39
    280 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    Wow. Making fun of a guy just because he looks a bit dorky?
    Y U so mean, IAB?
  13. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 4:35 pm
    > terracottus
    > Making fun of a guy just because he looks a bit dorky?

    Yeah, and the ocean is slightly damp today.
  14. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    What the hell IAB? This is just a photo with no punchline or joke to it... are you wanting us to just make fun of photos now or laugh at people for doing things they enjoy which we may not?
  15. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 4:37 pm
    So what if he doesn`t get laid much...he`s a kid, they`re not supposed to. At least he`s not out spending his spare time stealing cars or selling crack.
  16. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    From one Eagle Scout to another...
    hats off to you!!!
  17. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 5:00 pm
    Also, from one Eagle to another. Congrats on your achievement. Wear it with pride.
  18. Profile photo of Rawrg
    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 5:01 pm
    A scout is trustworthy, loyal, kind, obedient, cheerful, friendly...

    damn... I should know this.
  19. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 6:13 pm
    @terracottus - Will it get posted?

    No, but it`ll get you banned for being a douchebag. Go ahead, make my day.
  20. Profile photo of darkmagic14n
    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 6:17 pm
    rawrg, without looking it up, lets see if I can remember it...

    a scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent

    the one I get tripped up on is the Oath, "on my honor, I will do my best, to do my duty, to god and my country, to obey the scout law at all times," and thats all I can remember

    its been 8 years since I got my eagle and saw a scout uniform
  21. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 6:19 pm
    The Oath:
    On my honor I will do my best
    To do my duty to God and my country
    and to obey the Scout Law;
    To help other people at all times;
    To keep myself physically strong,
    mentally awake, and morally straight.
  22. Profile photo of terracottus
    terracottus Male 30-39
    280 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 6:27 pm
    Lionhart2:
    I see what you did there, deleting my post...
    Anyway, you actually proved my point:
    Pointing a finger at someone without reason and calling them names is not humor, nor is it ann act of ingenuity, but rather of, as you said, douchbaggery.
    Maybe the mods might consider this aswell.
  23. Profile photo of nayrbarr
    nayrbarr Male 18-29
    366 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 6:33 pm
    I`m really beginning to hate IAB. It seems like every other post is either a re-post of just plain mean without being funny. While being angry certainly relieves my boredom, I hardly think that it`s better. Shape up, you used to be amusing.
  24. Profile photo of sam_man
    sam_man Male 13-17
    1 post
    July 28, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    This isn`t funny it`s just straight up mean and rude...
  25. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 6:49 pm

    "Are you laughing at him because he`s fat?
    Or because he`s a fore-eyes?"

    I can`t believe I misspelled `four`...



  26. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3286 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 7:13 pm
    I never got to Eagle rank. I quit in tenth grade at Life rank. Kudos to this kid for sticking with it.
  27. Profile photo of Spearman113
    Spearman113 Male 18-29
    209 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 7:27 pm
    I`m an Eagle scout, laugh all you will - you just don`t realize how much that helps you with your career and life. Scholarships, job offers, etc. I became an Eagle scout and shortly later, I got offered a paying internship at a private investigation firm because they heard that was the field I wanted to go into when they read about me receiving the rank in the local paper.
  28. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 7:56 pm
    There`s something wrong with this picture? Hell, he has a lot to be proud of there. He`s achieved more practical knowledge than the combined knowledge of 100 average IABers.
  29. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 7:58 pm
    I dated an Eagle Scout for a couple of years. He was a freak in the sack. =)
  30. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 8:16 pm
    @terracottus

    I see your point, but its the `without reason` that ruins it. Deleting your comment HAD a reason, whereas your posting a rude insult just for the helluvit had no reason other name-calling. The Scout here is being laughed at WITH reason, because he needs to get a life other than Scouts at his age. But still, your point IS proven, in a sense, and I see the analogy between the two examples. You may consider yourself as Having Won One Internetz... many people think they got the better of me by pure insult, but rarely, if ever, has anyone got the better of me by logic and reasoning. In fact, make that TWO Internetz, and a `Winning Against Lionhart` Badge as well.
  31. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 8:16 pm
    Now if only people would learn to spell my damn name right... in the words of Mark Twain... "I don`t care what people say about me, as long as they spell my name right."

    Particularly Ironic for someone who spelled Samuel Clements, "Mark Twain". I think that says a lot about the universe, don`t you?
  32. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 8:28 pm
    Awe, I don`t see what`s wrong with this... Why would being a boy scout be a bad thing? Some day he will make a great husband and dad if he so chooses
  33. Profile photo of alibi19
    alibi19 Male 18-29
    73 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 8:45 pm
    Im an eagle scout and I fail to see the humor in this. At least "chad" has the drive to get off of his a$$ and do something for his community, which is more than alot of IABers can say....
  34. Profile photo of Lucky2u
    Lucky2u Male 18-29
    315 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 9:03 pm
    Hey... I am all for making fun of stupid people but this is just a geek in scouts. Making fun of this turns IAB into regular schoolyard bullys.
  35. Profile photo of TenaciousB
    TenaciousB Male 18-29
    46 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 9:53 pm
    I see nothing wrong with this. Good for him. At least he`s not on drugs and stealing people`s poo
  36. Profile photo of Qwertyuiop95
    Qwertyuiop95 Male 18-29
    215 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 10:23 pm
    If anything we should be congratulating him. Those badges take effort and obviously he`s proud of them. Shame on you, IAB.
  37. Profile photo of Qwertyuiop95
    Qwertyuiop95 Male 18-29
    215 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 10:29 pm
    @Lionhart2 You seriously think this is funny? You assume the guy has nothing but scouts to do? That he doesn`t have a life? He most certainly has a life, and as an eagle scout it`ll probably be a life more successful than moderating IAB. All I see here is a bunch of people being disgusted at the fact that this is funny and you saying we`re laughing at him. We are not. We are upset with you for approving it and with the suggester for suggesting it, NOT laughing at him.
  38. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 10:58 pm
    Go chad
  39. Profile photo of MentalJargon
    MentalJargon Male 18-29
    37 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 10:59 pm
    Funniest part is the very bottom badge, looks like a fist going towards a star. Badge for practical gay studies?
  40. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 11:46 pm
    @Lionhart2 Are you genuinely saying this lad should get a life because he`s not doing the same things as other kids his age?

    You`re mocking this kid for having gone out there and learned achievement badges for real skills and interests in real life rather than achievement badges on video games?

    It`s a sad day when it`s apparently okay to mock someone for having made some genuine achievements and things in reality rather than sitting around on video games or watching TV all day like the other kids his age, because that`s apparently "not having a life".

    This lad should be congratulated, not insulted.

    Shame on you, sir.
  41. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 28, 2011 at 11:47 pm
    @Qwertyuiop95

    Actually, this is one of the most hilarious posts I`ve ever seen on IAB. Ever. Oh, not the photo - that didn`t even make me smile. But this conversation and you users... oh God stop please stop oh God... LMFAO...
  42. Profile photo of Qwertyuiop95
    Qwertyuiop95 Male 18-29
    215 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 12:03 am
    @MentalJargon Actually, that`s the badge for Entrepreneurship. You know what that means? It means he knows way more about the economy and business than you most likely do.

    @Lionhart So when a mod trolls it`s okay? Seems that that`s what you`re doing, posting to get responses that you find funny from others by insulting the achievement of, for lack of a better name, Chad, and by extension insulting everyone on the thread but you, MentalJargon, and the original poster for standing up for him? Sure, I know I`m feeding the troll, but frankly I don`t care anymore. If you`re one of those people that genuinely think not only that the BSA is full of no-life geeks, but that anyone that tries defending the BSA is in some way hillarious, then I for one can continue enjoying IAB for its good posts.

    Merged the posts. I`ve always wanted to be in an IAB flame war. I keep watching, but never participate properly.
  43. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 12:56 am
    He looks so pleased with himself...
  44. Profile photo of Qwertyuiop95
    Qwertyuiop95 Male 18-29
    215 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 1:01 am
    @Buiadh Becoming an eagle scout is a major accomplishment and is huge when applying for jobs and so forth. He`s right to feel accomplished.
  45. Profile photo of IrishJesus
    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 1:20 am
    @Qwerty:
    I agree he shouldn`t be made fun of, but you`re starting to get a little too defensive. You`ve made your point.
  46. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 1:28 am
    Huh, I dont get it.

    Was I supposed to lol?

    Or is this legit, I am supposed to be impressed...
  47. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 2:21 am
    Those of you that are making fun of this kid for being an Eagle Scout, you need to do some research. Some of the most powerful people in the world are Eagle Scouts, including Politicians, Generals, Astronauts and Professional Athletes.
    Here`s a List

    Considering the elite company this kid is in, I`d say he has his priorities straight.
  48. Profile photo of Enjin
    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 2:43 am
    I don`t care if this gets me banned but Lionhart2 is a complete tool. If making fun of people like this kid or trolling is what this site is about then PLEASE ban me.
  49. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 3:19 am
    Totally agree with Enjin... there`s nothing wrong with this kid and making fun of him is just cruel :(
  50. Profile photo of terracottus
    terracottus Male 30-39
    280 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 3:38 am
    Lionhart2:
    To be fair, i never intended to, nor did I technically insult you. I sometimes just forget how subtlety gets lost over the internet
  51. Profile photo of Zeegrr60
    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 4:03 am
    Badges???? we don`t need no stinkon`.....You know what?Kid worked hard. Be proud.I`m gonna be nice cause he deserves it.Good job.
  52. Profile photo of Zieveraar
    Zieveraar Male 30-39
    415 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 4:15 am
    I can`t see the Chadness of this picture, the kid earned his badges, it`s something some people really enjoy doing and it`s perfectly harmless.
  53. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 4:38 am
    good job chad.
  54. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 4:51 am
    yeah becuase you guys would be his friend... but iab is filled with plenty of wierd losers. this kids a dweeb and ill bet you anything has never been laid.
  55. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 4:53 am
    hes also really fat and his eyebrows are hideous
  56. Profile photo of BoredIAm
    BoredIAm Male 18-29
    146 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 5:15 am
    So I read one post how some dude who is a raping murdering pedophile suicide loser who makes fancy feel good about himself. What did this kid do exactly?
  57. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 5:15 am
    Basketkase, he`s not even started shaving...like you say he`s a `kid`.... do you really expect a kid to have got laid much?

    is that how you measure childhood success... to have had lots of sex?
  58. Profile photo of WorstCaseOnt
    WorstCaseOnt Male 30-39
    214 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 5:52 am
    Wow - IAB must really be short on posts....

  59. Profile photo of Johanvb
    Johanvb Male 40-49
    512 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 6:18 am
    "Achievement unlocked"
    Even in the playing outside the X-Box generation want their achievements.
  60. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 6:46 am
    Damn, this is like looking into a mirror when I was that age. Except I never wore glasses and it wasn`t the boy scouts I was in. Indian f-ing Guides bitches, yeah!
  61. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 6:50 am
    I was a cub scout for a short time and I learned how to get my parents to sign off for crap I didn`t do so I could deee badges. Then I learned DEE BADGES DO NOTHING!! so I quit. That said an getting to be an eagle scout take alot of time and effort so he`ll most likely actually contribute something to society unlike the jock types that base there education around sports and make themselves feel beter at the expense of others.
  62. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 6:54 am
    @basketkase

    Someday you just might learn that everything in life dosen`t revolve around sex. You then might be able to find what truely makes you happy.
  63. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 6:57 am
    I managed to get a grand total of three merit badges, (before being assaulted by my scoutmaster) so yeah props to this kid.
  64. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 7:00 am
  65. Profile photo of Spearman113
    Spearman113 Male 18-29
    209 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 7:49 am
    "I don`t care if this gets me banned but Lionhart2 is a complete tool. If making fun of people like this kid or trolling is what this site is about then PLEASE ban me."

    I agree with this guy. IAB used to be cool links and interesting stuff, not Fancy gloating because some guy he doesn`t like killed his girlfriend and himself or posting a picture of a kid who worked hard to get where he is today to make a fool of him. This website needs a new name... I-Am-Sick-Of-This-poo.
  66. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 8:05 am
    all I can think of is: UP
  67. Profile photo of trelina
    trelina Female 18-29
    249 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 10:58 am
    @Pierre

    yeah that`s where I thought they were going to go with it when I saw the picture.

    I`m sure most, if not all, i-am-bored users masturbate and I don`t see anything wrong with him being a virgin.
  68. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    How long until he realizes that all those badges don`t me sh*t in the real world?
  69. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    Yea, everyone is right. Being an eagle scout isnt a huge waste of time that amounts to absolutely nothing.

    Look at what company of people he is with, if he lived during the 50s, he would have some outstanding colleagues.

    How dare we make fun of him, I mean, a kid that good looking, in that kind of shape. His physical prowess leaves no room for mockery.
  70. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    yea laff at him now.. but when the shtf this guy well weave a basket from straw make a balloon from used condoms and fly his ass to some tropical island hunting birds with a homemade harpoon!!!
  71. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    July 29, 2011 at 4:10 pm

    Get over it people.
    Making fun of stuff is what we do here. And teasing each other is not always trolling. I pick on CrakrJak and he pick back at me. {It an expression of our unfulfilled sexual desires for oneanother}

    If you want nice-nice all the time go log on to HelloKitty.com
  72. Profile photo of Sachi001
    Sachi001 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    July 30, 2011 at 12:55 am
    @Solvent and other IABer`s those badges do mean Sh*t! Once he get becomes an eagle scout and participates in his court of honor he can put that on his resume. If you or him were competing for a high paying position. I promise that if you come out with the same education he will be selected over any of you who do not have this on your resume. Guaranteed!

    Therefore don`t go home whining because Mister Dork here beat you for the same type of job. Merit Badges shows an employer he is able to complete assigned tasks with none or little supervision.
  73. Profile photo of Howler81
    Howler81 Male 30-39
    324 posts
    July 30, 2011 at 7:48 am
    I love making fun of folks as much as the next guy but this kid has obviously worked hard and gained valuable skills. Notice the Arrow of Light along with his sash. Respect. That takes dedication from a young age. As others have pointed out, it does make a difference to employers.
  74. Profile photo of nmarty1
    nmarty1 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    August 1, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    Still doesn`t look as good as Airborne wings.

Leave a Reply