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Date: 07/19/11 07:36 AM

76 Responses to A Funny Thing Happened At Walmart

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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
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    July 18, 2011 at 4:01 pm
    Link: A Funny Thing Happened At Walmart - A cop in Alabama Tazer a kid in front of Walmart after being accused of Treason for shopping on duty. I-A-B, too harsh?
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    bliznik Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2011 at 7:45 am
    Usually I side with the ones who got tased. In this case, they both deserved it, and the cops were more than patient. I love how the guy taking the video was cracking up.
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    basketkase Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 7:47 am
    story?
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    Klivel Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 7:52 am
    ...all he did was freedom of speech! And, ya know... the whole assaulting an officer thing. Rule number one, dude: no touchy.

    Part of me kinda wanted the cop to stand up after he cuffed the guy and shout out "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"

    Also, the "kid" is a 40 year old guy, the loud mouth is his wife, and it`s in Arizona. Sauce... er source.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 7:53 am
    As far as I can tell the cops did everything right. The suspects were just plain 455holes.
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
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    July 19, 2011 at 7:54 am
    Stupid Redneck Mama and Stupid Redneck Son could have walked away if they`d had the sense to shut their fat stupid mouths. No sympathy for morons.
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    Klivel Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 7:55 am
    Ah, misread slightly... it IS in Alabama, but the idiots are FROM Arizona.
  8. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 7:56 am
    Now presenting:

    Two a-holes in a Wal-Mart
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    DOUBLE_L7 Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 7:57 am
    That`s why I don`t shop with my mom.
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    xerch Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 7:59 am
    A Funny... think??? Gee, I`m not a native english speaker and I know that`s wrong...
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    unclelar Male 50-59
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    July 19, 2011 at 8:15 am
    Just shoot the fat cow and the other one too
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    Toider Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 8:20 am
    A couple of losers trying to bank on a cop losing his temper. I guess spilling hot coffee on your balls doesn`t pay out anymore?
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    July 19, 2011 at 8:23 am
    Wow, yeah that`s excessive. This is why I avoid Wal-Mart at all costs. There are a couple of nice neighborhoods in my city that have them, and even those stores make me cringe. No matter where they are, they attract scum.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    July 19, 2011 at 8:23 am

    I love crackers
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    mcfudge Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 8:29 am
    Should have turned around...
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    MichaelBored Male 40-49
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    July 19, 2011 at 8:42 am
    "This is why I avoid Wal-Mart at all costs."

    Hell, this is why I avoid Alabama at all costs...
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 8:49 am
    He deserved to get hit with the tazer, he was resisting arrest, and he was getting violent towards the cop. The fat lady also deserved to get tazed but she didn`t (sadly)
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    mcmals Female 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 8:53 am
    seriously? Those people are so stupid.....if a cop tells you to do something you do it....you don`t yell and try to pull away, this guy and his red neck momma had it coming
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 8:57 am
    They`re not going to get sued. Should have listened little bitch. Go ahead and try to sue and watch the American justice system laugh in your face. Get wrecked.
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    tobyvictory Male 70 & Over
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    July 19, 2011 at 8:57 am
    I read the story and the couple are not playing with a full deck, they deserved everything they got.
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    nny156 Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 9:00 am
    as someone whos worked retail for years i know for a fact the security guard is in the wrong here.
    once there out the door he has no power over them and once there inside the store all he can do is record their actions and report it to the police.

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    osirisascend Male 40-49
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    July 19, 2011 at 9:01 am
    I don`t get the "treason" thing.

    Yet ANOTHER description failure.
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 9:05 am
    "I don`t even know what the f uck happened."

    Glad I`m not the only one.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 9:08 am
    I was on the cop`s side after the video but hard to know what had happened before the camera turned on. I read the news article on this (Thanks Klivel) and I totally side with the cop, those 2 where just out looking for trouble.
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    MrTwidget Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2011 at 9:22 am
    If someone is about to tazer you, would it be smarter to hold onto them? I mean, wouldn`t they feel most the shock if you were touching them? If so, good way not to get tazed.
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    the_windy Female 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 9:23 am
    @ nny156, I work in retail too, and the rules are just the opposite.
    The security has to wait until the shoplifter is out of the door before they can take action. This is to make sure that the person doesn`t all of a sudden have a change of heart and leave the idem(s) in the lobby.
    As long as they are still on store property (ie. parking lot) they can take whatever action they see fit to stop this person.
    Of course, this video is a different situation since they were accused of shopping while on duty. They still paid, or intended to pay for the stuff.
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    PaintedNInja Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 9:24 am
    My favorite part was when he hid behind his wife when the taser came out
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    ImaComputer Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 9:27 am
    One of the few times I have watched one of these videos and say they completely deserved it. After reading the news article I agree, the cop was more than patient with those 2 sh*t bags, and I only wish the fat ass wife got tazed too.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2011 at 9:28 am
    Wow.. Just wow
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    maddux32 Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2011 at 9:32 am
    @nny156 as a lawyer who has handled many tort cases involving security guards outside of shopping centers, I can tell you that you are absolutely wrong. Matter of fact, shopping centers may be liable if security guards fail to act property to protect it`s patrons from the actions of others who are causing a ruckus outside of the store.
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 9:42 am
    what`s up w/ the description? Kid? where`s the kid? I have no idea what`s going on, but it`s Alabama, and it`s Walmart, i`m siding with the "cop" on this one (no way it`s a real cop)
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    Beardofzeus Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2011 at 10:09 am
    Totally deserved it. I wish they`d tazed that annoying woman too.
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    Amurika Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2011 at 10:22 am
    Fascist gonna fascist!
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    July 19, 2011 at 10:47 am
    Don`t harass a cop, period. Sometimes police are sent on errands to buy things, not unlike many other employees at other jobs. Being an ass and harassing them about it, like these two dipsh|ts did will get you arrested, possibly tazed.

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    Klamz Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 10:59 am
    PROBLEM SOLVED! DO THE RESEARCH!

    Assuming he is a security guard he`s treated as a private person like any other citizen and has the same rights.

    Link

    This shows the laws regarding arrests by citizens and allows for the arrest of another if the citizen has reason to believe the the person to be arrested has committed a felony.

    Shopping on duty isn`t treason, that would never fly and he`s part of the US military so the UCMJ would define this.

    Punishment for AWOL - Over 1 year Link
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    Klamz Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 10:59 am

    Punishment for Desertion - Over 1 year Link

    Therefore UCMJ offenses are considered felonies and hence committing a felony by any reasonable person

    Link

    Link

    Therefore security guard = IN THE RIGHT!

    Never been to law school and still better than most lawyers, you just need a brain!
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    Subushie Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 11:03 am
    eh, if I was the cop; like everyone else has to do. I would ignore the kids comment and keep on with my marry way, but just like the rest of the cops his ego is bigger then his intelligence. Happens
  38. Profile photo of Grendel
    Grendel Male 40-49
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    July 19, 2011 at 11:07 am
    nny156-" i know for a fact the security guard is in the wrong here."

    The only problem with your argument is that this was not a security guard. This was a CITY POLICE OFFICER.

    The POLICE OFFICER was on duty, and assaulted by two deranged individuals. (with a history of derangement, also)

    First verbally, but the officers were willing to let them go on their way.

    When they became belligerent and violent, it escalated to the point where this force was not only authorized, but necessary.

    This happened just across the bay from me. These two characters had a history of getting confrontational with any officer they saw in public.

    Basically, they`re idiots. In this case their stupidity was painful.
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    Grendel Male 40-49
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    July 19, 2011 at 11:10 am
    Subushie-"like everyone else has to do. I would ignore the kids comment"

    This is The South. Everyone else does not HAVE to walk away. The majority of people down in South Alabama would hand him his teeth (or `tazed` his ass with a .45).
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    sweetpeadlp Female 40-49
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    July 19, 2011 at 11:28 am
    @Klamz Don`t ever assume. It makes making your points moot. They were police officers. Not security gurads.
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    Klamz Male 18-29
    689 posts
    July 19, 2011 at 11:44 am
    I assumed he was a private citizen otherwise there would be no debate what-so-ever on whether it`s right or wrong.

    If he`s police, he`s very very much within his rights.

    ...maybe see if we can find another video with a citizen instead of a cop and I`ll just copy/paste it over, yea?
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    mytbozak Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    more cops need to be shot dead. they are all non-nice individuals. i hope that 1 day in my lifetime we do invent some i robots that will do the jobs of cops and take it out of human hands. every single police officer on this planet is corrupt. please jesus kill em all:)
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    Thetas Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    @mytbozak
    Two things:
    1. There are a lot of retarded ass cops, but there are also a lot of really great cops as well.
    2. Robots? Really? Are you trying to cause the robot apocalypse? Are you a robot sympathizer or an undercover robot...
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    Grendel Male 40-49
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    July 19, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    mytbozak-" please jesus kill em all"

    A wish that will last right up until some evil person is commiting crimes on your body and all you will be able to scream is `Help! Police!`.

    And you`ll have the audacity to be upset when no one steps forth to help your ungratefull ass.
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    the-x-ray Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    drat them.. guess what,, the cops are frightened.. that`s why they do this. and obviously the old womand would have killed him with her eyes i guess..
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    To the IDIOTS who assume this is a Security Guard and the idiot osirisascend "Yet ANOTHER description failure".
    Heres your link
    And I did not type "kid" in the description, so thanks to the mod that made me sound like a moron.
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    beardtats Male 18-29
    255 posts
    July 19, 2011 at 3:33 pm
    when will citizens learn that simply complying with police does not result in arrests or abuse? if people really aren`t doing anything wrong, they have nothing to fear and nothing to lose. only idiots resist arrest to the point of being forcibly detained, and anyone who lays a hand on an officer automatically deserves to be tasered and detained. lucky for them, cops have tasers and pepper spray now instead of just shooting them with guns.
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    Grendel Male 40-49
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    July 19, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    the-x-ray-"the old womand would have killed him with her eyes i guess.."

    A (not old) heavy-set woman who had been belligerent, cursed the officer and struck the officer while he was attempting to control another person.

    That`s called Assault on Police Officer,

    It will get you tackled, tazed or even shot.

    The officers were in the right.

    The two idiots were stupid. (undoubtably they grow them dumb AND ugly in Arizona.)

    Stupid should hurt. In this case, it did.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2011 at 4:47 pm
    I see absolutely nothing wrong with this police officer`s actions. He was more than patient with the crazy people who were physically attacking him.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2011 at 5:04 pm
    so the cop tried to arrest him for making a silly comment? sorry but in this case the cop should have gotten his ass handed to him. I wouldnt wait for the cop to get his tazer, that little half midget cop would be eating my foot over and over again before he could get near it.

    cops are outta control and we need to do something about it.
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    Neagle Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    Damn. Now I want a turn tazering these bitches.
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    Intaresting Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    I suggest doing as the cop asks so I would not get tazed. What a fricken moron.
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    July 19, 2011 at 5:32 pm
    Oh, how I love self-righteous ignorant civilians. Cops handled this perfectly.
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    July 19, 2011 at 5:33 pm
    Jamie, no, the cop tried to arrest him after the boy started placing his hands on the officer.
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    crudson Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 5:34 pm
    Nobody wins the white trash Olympics.
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    illios Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 6:35 pm
    Rofl, I love these, Cops for the win.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    i saw that same cop guy a few months ago at that walmart...
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    Grendel Male 40-49
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    July 19, 2011 at 7:36 pm
    jamie76-"I wouldnt wait for the cop to get his tazer, that little half midget cop would be eating my foot over and over again before he could get near it."

    Wow, delusional AND stupid.

    Reality: Jamie76 gets drunk and gets all up in a cop, and 2 seconds later is on the ground, crying like a baby and screaming `Don`t taze me, Bro` and hopes the jail has a nice place where he can clean the poo out of his pants.
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 8:25 pm
    This is a case where I just facepalm for humanity. Both sides fail.
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 9:03 pm
    Are you high cyberdine? He didn`t just up and tase the guy. First of all the drating nutbags started it all because he was buying something while in uniform... Second, they went up and started screaming and acting crazy and wouldn`t leave and were most definitely disturbing the peace and acting in a threatening manner. Finally when he decides to place them under arrest the man refuses to cooperate. All in all he was very patient, gave them abundant warnings, and did his job.
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    whipplefunk Male 30-39
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    July 19, 2011 at 9:10 pm
    I just dont understand why people feel the need to resist authority figures for no reason.
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    Anger Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 9:45 pm
    did she really need to shout "I`m an American!"
    -.-
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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2011 at 10:51 pm
    Its funny because the cops was unjustly terrorizing citizens! of course the citizens was non-nice individuals, but they had NO REASON to arrest them.
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    Tisjokar Male 18-29
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    July 20, 2011 at 12:44 am
    Oh walmart, dont u ever change...
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
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    July 20, 2011 at 1:40 am
    Numerous human rights observers have raised concerns about increased police brutality in the U.S. in the wake of the September 11, 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center. An extensive report prepared for the United Nations Human Rights Committee tabled in 2006 states that in the United States, the "War on Terror" has "created a generalized climate of impunity for law enforcement officers, and contributed to the erosion of what few accountability mechanisms exist for civilian control over law enforcement agencies.

    As a result, police brutality and abuse persist unabated and undeterred across the country."
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    octwilite Female 40-49
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    July 20, 2011 at 8:01 am
    I dont know how it started, but they deserved it just for being loud, self righteous, & obnoxious! LOL!
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    RPossum Male 30-39
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    July 20, 2011 at 8:43 am
    Deserved.
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    Reverend121 Male 18-29
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    July 20, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    Funny how Americans will whine about this. In Europe, that kid would have been beaten with a baton, no questions asked. But in America, "I can say whatever I want! You`re oppressing me!"
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    n0n Male 18-29
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    July 20, 2011 at 2:48 pm
    to the people saying they deserved it just for being loud, how the f-uck would you feel if someone abused their position of authority and tried to brutalise you? I`d sure have a few things to say...
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
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    July 20, 2011 at 3:09 pm
    Treason? WTF?
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    Grendel Male 40-49
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    July 20, 2011 at 3:32 pm
    Fleaman 1797-"Its funny because the cops was unjustly terrorizing citizens!"

    You have that backwards. These two `citizens` (i.e. crazy asswipes) were terrorizing the officer. THEY assaulted HIM, first verbaly, then physically.

    "they had NO REASON to arrest them."

    They had THREE reassons:
    1) disorderly conduct (acting like asswipes).
    2) resisting arrest (BEING asswipes).
    3) second-degree assault on a police officer (being REALLY DUMB asswipes).

    n0n-" would you feel if someone abused their position of authority and tried to brutalise you?"

    The two asswipes (Anthony & Chrisanna Smith) were the ones that were brutalising the officers and the public.

    This is your `upstanding couple` here:


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    coolthing97 Male 18-29
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    July 20, 2011 at 4:22 pm
    I hate how many times "I`m an American!!" is used as an excuse as if that grants you every right in the world to do whatever the drat you want. What dumbasses. I`m glad they got arrested for whatever they did (if rightly accused) including their verbal/physical assault. It`s not okay to harm someone just because you`re an American. If they just complied and it turned out they didn`t do anything, then no worries. :/
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    illios Male 18-29
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    July 20, 2011 at 4:22 pm
    n0n - Yeah, he didn`t do it because they were being loud, cop was in his rights, if you don`t think so too bad, plain and simple the guy not only put his hands on the officer but he struck the officer, from that point on the cop could have done a LOT worse then what he did, he HAS an ASP which hurts a lot more then a taser.

    Hit an officer - Expect a whole lot of pain, I laugh at everyone who says how much they`d just beat some cops ass, yeah you go and do that we`ll see how that turns out.
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    16comets09 Male 18-29
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    July 20, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    that lady deserves to be tazered every morning the rest of her life for her lack of intelligence. just throwing out the common phrases of "freedom of speech!" and "police brutality!" and "i`m an American!" hahaha and the best one "cruel and unusual punishment" all the while thinking she`s above the law and knows her poo.

    haha this is one of my favorite vids in awhile. actually siding with the cops on this one. the cop definitely did right by tackling her fat ass after touching the other cop
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
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    July 21, 2011 at 12:04 am
    @PinkRhoid

    What? What the f*ck are you calling me out about? I agree with what you said completely and never stated otherwise.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
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    July 21, 2011 at 12:06 am
    @PinkRhoid

    Oh I see, you`re probably refering to the caption. As I stated before, that`s not the caption I wrote when I posted the video, some mod changed it to that nonsense.

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