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Date: 06/19/11 11:20 AM

31 Responses to Zachary Briggs: Part Time Porn Star

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 11:16 am
    Link: Zachary Briggs: Part Time Porn Star - This man has dreams! Dreams of starring in porn!
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 11:39 am
    its not hard to get into being a porn actor, my friend has been in a few, and he`s not anything special in any department
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    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 11:49 am
    He looks like the average porno dude, but he looks like he`s already had his teeth bashed in. why not cagefight?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 11:54 am
    Wow, he has a very little resemblance of orlando bloom
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    I F*CKING knew Layne Staley was still alive!


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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36213 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    I bet Oystah is kicking herself now for marrying so soon and not holding out for a gem like Zachary Briggs!
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    frenchroast Male 30-39
    446 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    Looks like a star to be in a "Windy City Heat" kind of way.
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    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    Th@ Cyberdyne-at dude wishes he was Layne Staley...

    Um there`s a reason he is 25 and still a virgin...that dude couldn`t give it away much less think a porno producer would pay him.
    Besides..in this world he would probably fare better renting a crack whore for an hour and filming it with his webcam and selling the vid..guys in porn don`t really make that much and nowhere near what women do...granted Ron JEremy is proof you don`t have to be good looking to do porn but at least Ron still has all of his teeth.
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    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 2:13 pm
    Breaking News: Zachary Briggs`s goats have all been sold at the market this morning. Briggs tries to compensate. More news at 11.
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    getlipscomb Female 18-29
    26 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    Did the little white lint ball in his mouth infuriate anyone else? Or was it plaque? A stray piece of food maybe?
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    deeplick Male 18-29
    234 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    @getlipscomb you are joking right? It`s called a tongue piercing.
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    getlipscomb Female 18-29
    26 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 4:00 pm
    @deeplick
    WELL DON`T I FEEL DUMB.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    Sad thing is, I bet he already got many calls from the porn industry producers
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    mdgeist Male 30-39
    151 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 9:06 pm
    Dont need to shoot the face if he has a huge unit.... Stunt rooster!!!
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    @deeplcik

    Having a ball of white lint perpetually in your mouth is a better choice than getting a tongue piercing, in my opinion.

    Also, this video was too long for me to watch, but I have a feeling I won`t be tested on it later so it`s okay.
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 9:27 pm
    DShephard, it`s ok. if there is a test on this video, what he says in the first 30 seconds, he repeats for the next 3 1/2
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 9:32 pm
    Wow, Orlando Bloom has really let himself go.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 10:57 pm
    This is either sad or hilarious. I can`t figure out which.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 11:39 pm
    yes, orlando bloom indeed.
    He seems a little off centre, brain injury? mental retardation? poor thing...
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    Taichiky Male 70 & Over
    39 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 5:02 am
    i didn`t know know whether to laugh or just feel sorry for him. It`s kinda sad..
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    Taichiky Male 70 & Over
    39 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 5:03 am
    Oh and yes I thought Orlando Bloom too! lol
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    Krowley Male 30-39
    695 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 5:38 am
    This guy is in for a surprise when he gets on set an 8 other dudes walk in.
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    swiftkeys Male 18-29
    500 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 5:42 am
    trollllll
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    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 6:32 am
    @emmettyville

    from my experience, i`d say it`s crack..the way he acted just around the time he said as long as he gets money.
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    Porcelyn Female 18-29
    27 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 9:08 am
    That is the saddest thing I`ve ever watched.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 9:53 am
    this man is a stand up gentleman.. "first stroke" omg a pun i wonder if he realized hes also a comedic genius!!!!!!!!
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    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 7:46 pm
    If he has the body for the job someone will hire him... they won`t pay him much and are probably going to film him in his best angle (Probably avoiding showing his face) but it could work.

    Just look at Ron Jeremy... he`s not in the business because he`s a pretty man. Yeah, i know what you`re going to say but shut your face, he`s ugly.
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    mdgeist Male 30-39
    151 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 9:49 pm
    Dont need to shoot the face if he has a huge unit.... Stunt rooster!!!
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    mdgeist Male 30-39
    151 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 9:54 pm
    Dont need to shoot the face if he has a huge unit.... Stunt rooster!!!
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    purely_toxic Female 18-29
    28 posts
    June 25, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    5`6``........5`10`` same thing, ya know?
  31. Profile photo of Kalon
    Kalon Male 13-17
    368 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    There are SOOO many things wrong with that... Teeth, height, vergin, 20-40k... wtf man?

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