Zachary Briggs: Part Time Porn Star

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Entertainment

This man has dreams! Dreams of starring in porn!
There are 31 comments:
Male 369
There are SOOO many things wrong with that... Teeth, height, vergin, 20-40k... wtf man?
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Female 28
5`6``........5`10`` same thing, ya know?
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Male 151
Dont need to shoot the face if he has a huge unit.... Stunt rooster!!!
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Male 151
Dont need to shoot the face if he has a huge unit.... Stunt rooster!!!
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Male 2,172
If he has the body for the job someone will hire him... they won`t pay him much and are probably going to film him in his best angle (Probably avoiding showing his face) but it could work.

Just look at Ron Jeremy... he`s not in the business because he`s a pretty man. Yeah, i know what you`re going to say but shut your face, he`s ugly.
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Male 2,376
this man is a stand up gentleman.. "first stroke" omg a pun i wonder if he realized hes also a comedic genius!!!!!!!!
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Female 27
That is the saddest thing I`ve ever watched.
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Male 773
@emmettyville

from my experience, i`d say it`s crack..the way he acted just around the time he said as long as he gets money.
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Male 500
trollllll
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Male 696
This guy is in for a surprise when he gets on set an 8 other dudes walk in.
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Male 39
Oh and yes I thought Orlando Bloom too! lol
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Male 39
i didn`t know know whether to laugh or just feel sorry for him. It`s kinda sad..
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Female 4,359
yes, orlando bloom indeed.
He seems a little off centre, brain injury? mental retardation? poor thing...
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Male 6,227
This is either sad or hilarious. I can`t figure out which.
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Male 11,740
Wow, Orlando Bloom has really let himself go.
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Male 2,790
DShephard, it`s ok. if there is a test on this video, what he says in the first 30 seconds, he repeats for the next 3 1/2
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Male 1,595
@deeplcik

Having a ball of white lint perpetually in your mouth is a better choice than getting a tongue piercing, in my opinion.

Also, this video was too long for me to watch, but I have a feeling I won`t be tested on it later so it`s okay.
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Male 151
Dont need to shoot the face if he has a huge unit.... Stunt rooster!!!
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Male 15,510
Sad thing is, I bet he already got many calls from the porn industry producers
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Female 26
@deeplick
WELL DON`T I FEEL DUMB.
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Male 234
@getlipscomb you are joking right? It`s called a tongue piercing.
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Female 26
Did the little white lint ball in his mouth infuriate anyone else? Or was it plaque? A stray piece of food maybe?
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Female 446
Breaking News: Zachary Briggs`s goats have all been sold at the market this morning. Briggs tries to compensate. More news at 11.
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Male 329
Th@ Cyberdyne-at dude wishes he was Layne Staley...

Um there`s a reason he is 25 and still a virgin...that dude couldn`t give it away much less think a porno producer would pay him.
Besides..in this world he would probably fare better renting a crack whore for an hour and filming it with his webcam and selling the vid..guys in porn don`t really make that much and nowhere near what women do...granted Ron JEremy is proof you don`t have to be good looking to do porn but at least Ron still has all of his teeth.
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Male 446
Looks like a star to be in a "Windy City Heat" kind of way.
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Male 38,491

I bet Oystah is kicking herself now for marrying so soon and not holding out for a gem like Zachary Briggs!
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Male 4,902
I F*CKING knew Layne Staley was still alive!


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Male 25,416
Wow, he has a very little resemblance of orlando bloom
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Male 533
He looks like the average porno dude, but he looks like he`s already had his teeth bashed in. why not cagefight?
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Female 3,001
its not hard to get into being a porn actor, my friend has been in a few, and he`s not anything special in any department
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Female 8,044
Link: Zachary Briggs: Part Time Porn Star [Rate Link] - This man has dreams! Dreams of starring in porn!
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