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Date: 06/24/11 12:15 PM

22 Responses to Woman Dies Of Heart Attack At Her Own Funeral

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    Newtsquirrel Male 13-17
    19 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    wat.
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2369 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    Tough day even for a zombie.
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    Well, she was already dead i guess...
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    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    Ahhhh... come on!)-|
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    Tekas Male 18-29
    147 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    I bet every single person attending the funeral pooed in their pants! LOL

    It is unbelievable how these "mistakes" can happen nowadays...
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    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    593 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    They didn`t do an autopsy, embalm her, or anything of that nature? How the hell do they expect the dead to stay dead!
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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    Well.. it WAS Russia..
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    Webz Male 18-29
    542 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 1:08 pm
    I guess she just didn`t want to cause anyone any trouble. They HAD already organized the funeral and everything....
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    Hey, at least the funeral costs didn`t go to waste.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    Is this like... double irony?
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    elderban Male 30-39
    390 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    It`s the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 1:52 pm
    When you gotta go, you gotta go
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    Her husband, 51-year-old Fagili Mukhametzyanov, said: "Her eyes fluttered and we immediately rushed her back to the hospital but she only lived for another 12 minutes in intensive care before she died again, this time for good."

    She "died again", this time for good?! Seriousely, this comment made me LOL.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    I`m my own Grandpa
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    shiftyplus1 Male 18-29
    311 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    I call BS
  16. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    How the heck did she wake up after having all of her blood replaced with chemicals?
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    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 9:44 pm
    @patchouly who said they embalmed her? i didn`t read that anywwhere. but seeing how it`s coming from a anews site called "The Register" it`s probably not even real
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    June 25, 2011 at 11:13 am
    Don`t they embalm people in Russia?
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 26, 2011 at 6:39 am
    Um yeah fake as hell

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