William Tapley Sees Penises Everywhere

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago

This guy wants you to know that art at the Denver International Airport is evil and satanic (and full of penises!)
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Male 5,194
Ever hear the term "Guanopsychotic" - ? It was invented for guys like this.
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Male 63
That was amazing!
Ok, I`ve been to DIA so many times, and that horse is totally evil.
Also, that penguin was totally banging an invisible woman.
And the outline of the penis in the snow made me laugh out loud unexpectedly.
But what is wrong with penises? Could someone explain to me how Denver`s obsession with penis is related to the end of the world?
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Male 757
"IT EXISTS! IT MUST INVOLVE PENIS!"
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Male 143
I couldn`t make it past 1 minute..dude sounds like he`s had a stroke...and the words don`t help.
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Female 80
come on.... i am christian, and this is completely ridiculous.
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Male 2,513
He really likes penis
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Male 155
*yawn* i see boobs and vagina`s everywhere i go, but i don`t go around making videos about them. hm... there`s an idea!
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Male 2,868
LOL- I saw this on i09. All I could think was "why the hell is this guy so obsessed with penises?"
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Male 734
Oh know, he knows!! Someone knows!!
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Male 240
No doubt, Wendy. Someone needs to let this guy outta his closet...
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Male 4,793
drat this guy. drat Jesus. drat God. They`re all evil.
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Male 881
Is this Glenn Beck`s dad?
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Male 382
@Oystah:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Female 2,415
He`s delusional and crazy. Probably a closet homosexual. What you think about, you will see. If he hasn`t cut his dick off he is also pretty damn hypocritical. What a nutjob...
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Male 31
I was to distracted by the way he moves his head while talking to care about his stupidity.
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Female 4,039
I just realized how funny it is that his name is Willy.
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Male 3,076
now... wtf does phallic mean?
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Male 1,016
This guy is obsessed with penises!!! must be gay !
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Male 144
and you wonder why we give you guys such a hard time, with looney`s like this running around preaching poo like this
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Female 185
I couldn`t pay attention to a thing he was saying because his mustache distracted me...
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Male 674
Where to begin with this nut-jobber? Just take a quick glimpse of past art work over the past 10 centuries? OMG! Many of these works are held in religious realms of great holiness. This guy is a complete dick head!

It is obvious this `person`, thinking he is straight, never masturbated or ate pussy. That is pathetic!
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Female 956
so if phallic art is evil, then penises everywhere are evil...so might as well chop this guy`s off.
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Male 173
Penguins are evil
Pranching horses are evil
Anything more than 3 times longer than its width is evil

Christianity is simple: Hate everything so you can feel better and wiser.

bleh...
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Male 306
I thought I had seen them all, but still there is one more freak, I haven`t seen...
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Male 2,988
Wow this guy cracks me up! I bet I could identify more "cross" symbols in these art pieces and airport layout designs than he can find penises! Dude has dick on the brain, and only egged on by good old you tube trolls lol!
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Male 1,744
this guy probably masturbates to videos of himself masturbating

...enjoy that mental image all
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Male 3,631
Satan controls your penis. Best to get rid of it, for the sake of Humanity!
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Male 1,737
Cause, ya know, youtubers are excellent sources of information. *rolls eyes*

I think Fraud would have a few things to say about this fella. It`s a case of seeing what you want to see, if you look hard enough you can almost anything anywhere. 23 was a great movie for that.
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Female 35
It`s the dreaded swasticock!!!!
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Female 123
Everytime I drive by that ugly horse I can`t stop staring at it`s eyes. Now I`m going to be looking for penises! Thanks old man!
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Male 2,592
someone please call 911, this guy needs a whaaambulance
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Female 3,598
What a dickhead!
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Male 35
Someone has penises on his mind...
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Male 81
This man is in an upright or, erect, position if you will. And he has a head. Coincidentally so does a phallus! Eh? Anyone catching on here? It all makes sense......
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Male 626
Maybe he sees all these phallic symbols in things because he subconsciously desires to see more penises? Sounds about right.
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Male 978
stupid old man chatting a load of crap. move on, nothing to see here.
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Female 63
Is this dude for real??? Seriously???
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Male 1,451
0:57 "constitutes a phallic symbol and in fact represents the male genitalia"

What else does he think phallic means?
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Female 1,803
um, I think the cross shape looks more phallic than a rectangle next to a penguin
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Male 2,628
Here is a thought:Take all of the Fundamentalist Christian nutbags and those pesky Muslim Jihadists and place them on a deserted island with nothing but clubs.Give the rest of us a break.
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Male 110
Seriously? I call stupidity. There is nothing "satanic" about phalluses (Sp?) Phallusi, Phallusie? This dude just wants to find fault with anything he can and call it "satanic" F him.
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Male 10
You are an idiot...and your nose is phallic-shaped, which means you are going to hell as well.
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Male 36,383
vv @flingspoo hits 1000! And got a new avatar, lolz!

The horse fell on the guy and KILLED HIM!?! Um, is that God or Satan that did that?

I cannot "un-see" the bird = crotch, but the rest was pretty silly.
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Male 5
random thread-jacking over. my bad.
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Male 5
@batmanners its not Christians crating pedophiles its in fact no one. its mankinds flaw yet no ones responsibilty for there actions. pedophiles existed before Christianity by far and exists in every religion, every culture, race, social class, and country in the world. it exists in your town and most likely your neighborhood to some extent. it is aweful, shameful and unexceptable, but to peg it on any group is simply using it as a scapegoat and most often a misdirection from closer-to-home concerns. I do still however apologize if you have in fact been a victim of a self-proclaimed Christian molesting you in any way. The damage cannot be undone, but at least someone has offered an apology on behalf of The religion.
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Male 5
ok. so I set up an acct JUST to comment on this. This goes beyond WAYYY too far. this man not only gives Christians a horrible name but also humankind in general. It`s really just added fodder for anti-Christians to use as an argument showing just how crazy and unreasonable Christians are. I apologize for this mans insanity, heresy and pretty blatant personal afflictions towards genitalial.
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Male 47
my dick looks like a cardboard box.
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Male 63
that bald spot on his head looks like a "testicle area"
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Female 999
His face looks like a phalis.
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Female 383
A rectangular sign is phallic.
Well then I can safely say everything in my house is penis-shaped.
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Female 383
OKAY REALLY NOW? REALLY?
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Male 897
What does this guy have against penises?
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Male 29
Co-prophet....I don`t think I`ve heard of that one. So he must share his prophet duties with someone else. Do you think it is a collaboration, or maybe they prophet in shifts.
This man is a triumph of the human mind, able to twist any insignificant information into a basis for vitriol.
How does one exist in a world where everyone you come across is inherently evil? What was this guy like growing up? How does he develop his fairy tale into what he perceives as truth?
I need to learn more about psychology. Because I just find it hard to imagine that this guy really exists, yet there he is.
Third Eagle of the Apocalypse.....just can`t help but laugh.
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Male 208
Hehe, he must think the airport is compensating
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Male 4,004
"it`s people like this who give religion, especially Christianity in this case, a bad name."

Religion, especially Christianity in this case, gives itself a bad name by having pedophiles in charge of it all.... I`m sure William Tapley is not as bad for Christianity as pedophilia... just sayin`
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Male 11,740
I did see a giant penis on this video. It was called William Tapley. I didn`t realize that a penis could also be a giant douche. William has shown me that it can happen. How can people really be that stupid?
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Female 98
Things are also round! Lets name all round things and their symbolism in human made paintings! Wow! How significant!
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Male 3,061
again, it`s people like this who give religion, especially Christianity in this case, a bad name. all i saw was a penguin, a tarmac that looks like a pipe, and a horse. he apparently wants someone to put a phallic in his ass or mouth because that`s all he has on his mind. being a guy, and thinking dick jokes are funny, i can look around right now and see that my flashlight, screw driver, sharpie, and the squash laid up next to the tomatoes picked from my garden, all can look like a ding-dong.
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Male 2,345
I bet he curses his penis every time he sees it and prays for God to remove the evil from him!!

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Male 17
Darn Willie, tell us how you really feel!
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Male 53
The shape of the sign is phallic? Since when do we have squared off rectangular bits?
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Female 734
How do I sign up to be an Eagle of the Apocalypse?
I`d be cool with being like the 5th or 6th eagle.
P.S. who are the first 2 eagles again?
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Female 709
He carries the sign of the devil between his legs every day! He must be evil!
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Male 1,471
Has he ever looked down?.. God put a fallos between his legs...

And since falloses are satanic....

God = Satan ?..

(I am merely illustrating the stupidity of faulty logic, please no flame wars?)
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Male 1,587
How many have been to Denver International? IT IS SERIOUSLY DISTURBING. I don`t think everthing is out to get me or rub penises on me, but it is just disturbing to a normal person. I don`t know what they were going for, but weird ass poo works. Here is another person`s review of it.
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Male 25,416
People are silly
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Female 409
Really? This guy is looking for symbolism that isn`t there. Who the eff cares?!
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Male 11
Finally, someone else who sees penises everywhere. I am not alone.
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Male 19
I see a penis in his beard......
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Male 91
"theres no doubt that the designers of this airport had something other in mind than making an efficient baggage area"

pun of the day
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Female 1,101
I`m with Batmanners, this guy is seriously disturbing!
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Male 598
so many questions... i need to wash myself in the blood of a lamb to keep my "satanic and evil" fallic worshipping to a minimum? And how does a cross "negate" a weewee?
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Female 4,039
His poor penis - it must be lonely.
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Male 4,004
If you look hard enough, you can see penises everywhere...

What`s this guy`s problem with:
1. Penises?
2. Denver International Airport?

Seriously, that is disturbing.
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Male 68
Trolls are getting old!
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Male 634
Lol "Great Auk" How did he miss that one?
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Male 757
What a quack.
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Female 7,833
He really, really needs to see a mental health professional. I hope he has no contact with impressionable minds.
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Male 528
you`ve been washed in the blood of a lamb 3rd eagle of the apocalypse? oh cus i`m gonna believe you aren`t gay satan himself XD
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Male 409
That horse is pretty evil looking, I might give him that one. Everyone I know in Denver hates that thing.

But... a rectangular label and a bird? Phallic? Really? Even Freud would think this guy is seeing things.
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Male 267
This....this is a joke...right?
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Male 14
Firstly, this guy must have been kept in a hole as a child. I`m going to DIA tomorrow to pick up a friend. The only thing I agree with is Bucky "The Horse" is a bit satanic looking, as it`s eyes glow red in the sun.
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Male 567
Lord what an idiot. I`m sure the engineers were all sitting around saying "Hey lets make the baggage area look like a dick!"
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Female 1,589
Seems like he really like penis.
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Male 7,378
Who knew The 3rd Eagle of the Apocolyspe would be so consumed with penis envy?
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Male 749
Wow, my eyes sure have been opened! I hope his next video exposes the alphabet, especially the letters i,d,b,p and possibly l and r. I`m sure that he`ll mention that these letters do not appear anywhere in the bible because they are phallic and of Satan.
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Male 2,033
erm...sees
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Male 2,033
He seas a giant phallus every time he looks in the mirror.
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Male 490
lol at baggage area.
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Male 79
If your gay, i guess you see penises on everything....
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Male 5,413
I`ve heard a lot of mysteries, rumours and myths about Denver airport. First time I`ve seen on it something about pee-pees though. Why does he keep using that world `fallace` too? (Spelling), and what`s with all the religious stuff too? It`s a friggin airport.
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Male 532
This guy is definitely some sort of kid toucher.
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Male 141

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Male 1,256
Yikes, William Tapley. Yikes.
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Female 8,044
Link: William Tapley Sees Penises Everywhere [Rate Link] - This guy wants you to know that art at the Denver International Airport is evil and satanic (and full of penises!)
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