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Date: 06/01/11 07:00 AM

39 Responses to Whitest Kids U` Know: Pledge Of Allegiance

  1. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2011 at 12:47 am
    Link: Whitest Kids U` Know: Pledge Of Allegiance - This is not a form of brainwashing at all...
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
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    June 1, 2011 at 7:19 am
    Wow.
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
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    June 1, 2011 at 7:24 am
    That is a display of wrongthink, Citizen!

    Doubleplusbad.
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    popsac Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2011 at 7:27 am
    WKUK is on fire for their final season. The Civil War on Drugs is a fantastic piece.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2011 at 7:28 am
    sad yet true
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2011 at 7:29 am
    damn that true, do you guys really do this poo?
    pure brain washing!
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    kokorohart Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2011 at 7:41 am
    Exactly the reason I stopped saying it in 10th grade :D
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
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    June 1, 2011 at 8:02 am
    @bored- 1984 is win

    This is not a form of brainwashing...
    This is not a form of brainwashing...
    This is not a form of brainwashing...

    @_@
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    Moltenroks Female 18-29
    95 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 8:06 am
    By the time I was in high school nobody ever even bothered to stand up for the pledge of allegiance anymore. Not even some of the teachers.
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    JustDani Female 18-29
    409 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 8:08 am
    I never really thought about the pledge that way... but how true!
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
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    June 1, 2011 at 8:58 am
    I WANT to laugh but it`s so freakily accurate that I just can`t.
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2011 at 9:49 am
    Gotta love WKUK
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    human_exile Male 13-17
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    June 1, 2011 at 9:52 am
    Exactly the reason I stopped saying it in 10th grade :D

    the 10th grade? we stop saying it in the 4th
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 10:26 am
    America didn`t lose the cold war, so it never suddenly lost the overly patriotic propogandist crap that came with it.
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    maxxim Male 30-39
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    June 1, 2011 at 10:29 am
    haha, yea that`s pretty accurate. All my public schools required it regardless of religion or whatever your excuse was, if you didn`t say it you got ISS (in school suspension) and if you were a repeat offender you got OSS (out of school suspension). I set a school record for most ISS`s and OSS`s ever given to a single student, and each year I would set a new record. Did this in both junior high and high school. Not all the suspensions were from refusing to say the pledge, but I never once said it after about 3rd grade, because I thought it was BS. later in life I started thinking for myself and was glad I hadn`t said it back then.
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    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 10:34 am
    *facedesk..* Thats just so wrong..

    Honestly, I said the pledge the entire time in school, not because I had to but I did it out of respect of this country. If you dont like what this country does, either try to vote to make changes or just leave. Its that simple, get off your lazy arses and stop flexing your e-peen and do something about it.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2011 at 10:39 am
    Ah HA! So awesome XD
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    squoggle Female 18-29
    158 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 11:04 am
    I love wkuk!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    June 1, 2011 at 12:36 pm
    That was meh....
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    Solvent Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    Not everybody can handle the truth...
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    lytle_lytle Male 18-29
    208 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    Uh... Did they mean to imply that our military is a bunch of baby killers. I understand the majority of what they are saying and think a lot of it has merit, but, really, they took it a step too far.
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    bellaboo13 Female 13-17
    29 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 2:48 pm
    my mind was just bbbblllooown
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    Psycholady33 Female 18-29
    61 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 3:04 pm
    I never saw the point of saying a pledge of allegiance at school. I didn`t have to do anything like that when I went to school in the UK. I don`t think being forced to repeat a pledge everyday at a young age is going to make you any more proud of your country...
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    TheGiggolo Male 18-29
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    June 1, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    @lytle , Nah soldiers don`t discriminate, they kill anything they are given orders to... plus some extra when bored. But in context to the Video the kids were referencing other kids in their age range. that will grow up by the time they would serve in the military.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    Kinda funny, but too much political crapola tacked on at the end.
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    Cata Female 18-29
    72 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 3:52 pm
    Genius. love the ending as well hahah
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    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 3:56 pm
    "This is America, and if you don`t like it you can Get Out!"

    ..sound familiar? I love reading comments like that. What mindless patriotism. How about if we don`t like it we try to change it? Wouldn`t that be a bit more `patriotic`?
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    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    yeah cause fack everything the pledge stands for. liberty and justice for all can suck a dick.
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 5:35 pm
    Try doing this as an adult it makes you feel a little lame.
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    redspade Male 13-17
    150 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 5:37 pm
    hey, we don`t have a Pledge and our country turned out fine!
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 6:59 pm
    genius. and oh so true.
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    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    I wish I could make my students recite this...
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    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 8:31 pm
    Umm.. I think I wanna go back to the tea room..
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    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 1:17 am
    lol
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    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 4:08 am
    It`s only a flag
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    kokorohart Male 18-29
    31 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 10:52 am
    @human_exile:
    Well, where I lived up until 10th grade if you didn`t say the pledge you got in trouble, so I didn`t really have a choice.
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    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 6:24 pm
    Last year, I had history first period. didnt like doing the pledge. my history teacher went on and on about how I was disrespecting or country and how I was a lazy punk ._.
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    Jammacan Female 13-17
    155 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    Why do we need to say the pledge more than once? What, do they not trust us?
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    Clunkst Male 18-29
    113 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    this is not a form of brainwashing this is not a form of brainwashing

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