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Date: 06/23/11 08:16 AM

42 Responses to Uncensored Southwest Airlines Pilot`s Rant

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 8:10 am
    Link: Uncensored Southwest Airlines Pilot`s Rant - A Southwest Airlines pilot accidentally broadcast an obscene rant over the lack of datable flight attendants. NSFW
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 8:25 am
    What a douch.
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 8:29 am
    Truth hurts.
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 8:37 am
    He was even told he was still transmitting, WTF

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    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 8:39 am
    wow what an non-nice individual
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 8:40 am
    gays and grannys and grandes, oh my!
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    BlackHaze Male 18-29
    194 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 8:42 am
    "Uhhh... Whoever`s transmitting, better watch what you`re saying now..."
    "Transmitting?!" *continues happily*
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    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 8:50 am
    Really? This guy is allowed to fly planes? And he`s this stupid? This is indeed a colossal FAIL.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 8:51 am
    What`s so bad about going to a bar with an old lady, a homosexual and a couple of fat chicks? I like to call that Friday.
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 8:57 am
    Asian flight attendants....



    American flight attendants....



    Just sayin...
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    yagovaggo Male 30-39
    476 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 8:59 am
    OOps... someones fired!
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 9:01 am
    This happened in March. The pilot has already been suspended without pay and gone through sensitivity and inclusion training.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 9:04 am
    Cuz you know

    "It`s a big fu<kin` deal".
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 9:06 am
    sensitivity and inclusion training

    Definitely will NOT be ther reason why it won`t happen again.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 9:12 am
    I hope that conversation was fun for him. I wonder if McDonald`s will hire him. He won`t get much better after this.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 9:12 am

    "Flight Attendants"...the only job title more pretentious than Barrista. They are not "attending" to the planes flying capabilities...they are serving weak drinks and bad food. They are waitresses with attitude.

    Or as I like to call them... Galley Hags.

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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 9:16 am
    MrPeabody, notice that your Asian flight attendants start with a moderately attractive Asian, then gradually get uglier, even with the blur
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 9:20 am
    He won`t get much better after this.

    Really? Com`on, people say stupid 5h17 so often that it`s really is NOT worth firing them over (as my picture would show). Be that as it may I do believe taking flak from the general public is indeed a very appropriate reaction. But generally speaking if you run a very sound company you should do anything so long as it falls short of actually firing them (or requiring sensitivity/inclusion training which is just bull5h17).
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    Chojiro Male 18-29
    247 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 9:35 am
    I heard he doesn`t give a drat.
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    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 9:58 am
    Why is everyone getting to pissy about this? He is right. There needs to be more hot chicks as stewardesses and definitely less gays, grannys, and grandes.
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    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 10:01 am
    Is this supposed to make me angry at the pilot? Didn`t work. But I bet it worked on these damn moral crusaders running around being pist off at everything.
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    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 10:07 am
    First time my cat hears static radio noise. He was freaking out while the video was playing.

    He poked his head inside my room with his ears folded and big scared eyes. He was all like "wtf is happening here???"
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    bklynusa Male 30-39
    216 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 10:07 am
    endevas.
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    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 10:12 am
    That was Captain Glen Quagmire.
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    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 10:31 am
    You`ve got to watch that little switch. It`s a big difference between PTT and VOX
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    random882 Male 18-29
    325 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 10:32 am
    You know that ALMOST ever one of us have had a conversation like this. So don`t play all MORAL OREL about it.. Side note: i work on aircraft and this has happened on several occasions. People have the tower freq inputted. After they say what they need to say to the tower they forget about it. Bam! conversation starts and they are not only talking to the guy next to them but to every one on that freq! hahah hilarious!
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    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 10:34 am
    "And that wasn`t us, either."
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    Glen quagmire..... gigidy
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    MrJB Male 18-29
    64 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 1:17 pm
    He`s obviously not gotten laid in awhile and while he is massively ignorant on the subject of homosexuality, he can still not like his situation and voice his opinion about it (although transmitting, not so much).
    That being said his dislike of this situation is kinda bitchy. Who cares what your flying waiter(ess) looks like?
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    Sachi001 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    You must be pretty ugly inside and out if a gay man doesn`t want to go on a date.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    I`ve heard worse over a CB radio.
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    Bewsa30 Male 30-39
    36 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    "That was not us" classic
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 3:54 pm
    Have you ever been to Houston? Was the fattest city in the union a few years ago. Haven`t heard an update so they could still be clinging to that title.
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    Afugy Male 30-39
    199 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 4:28 pm
    Why the hell does everyone have to like everyone, get over it, so what if he doesn`t like gay people, does that effect me any more then a gay person does? No, so please get on to some real news.
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 6:57 pm
    If these comment threads have taught us anything it is that everyone has some level of bigotry. I think it is time that we move past the whole politically correct thing and accept that everyone won`t get along and we can just live with one another. When this stuff pops up we need to say "oh well" and move on with our day.
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 7:48 pm
    "...and that was not us."


    Classic.
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 7:51 pm
    flight attendants really have become horrid, what happened to the hotties of the 60`s? OF the 60`s, not IN THEIR 60`s
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 12:00 am
    I laugh at the people saying he`s gonna get fired. They have a Union, he isn`t going anywhere.
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 12:46 am
    "we don`t need to hear that"

    oh yeah we do
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    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 2:11 am
    LOL!

    As an ATC, this is hilarious. The person calling him out is the sector controller. And when he comes back with a slightly modified voice, I ROFL`d.

    So, why did the pilot sex a dude if he`s going to act homophobic about it?
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    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 4:58 am
    lol i`m not the only one who thought of Quagmire. giggidy.
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    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 9:09 am
    LOL, he handled that like a champ, the end had me nearly in tears. "wasn`t us either"

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