Uncensored Southwest Airlines Pilot`s Rant

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Entertainment

A Southwest Airlines pilot accidentally broadcast an obscene rant over the lack of datable flight attendants. NSFW
There are 42 comments:
Male 1,737
LOL, he handled that like a champ, the end had me nearly in tears. "wasn`t us either"
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Male 1,083
lol i`m not the only one who thought of Quagmire. giggidy.
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Male 4,004
LOL!

As an ATC, this is hilarious. The person calling him out is the sector controller. And when he comes back with a slightly modified voice, I ROFL`d.

So, why did the pilot sex a dude if he`s going to act homophobic about it?
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Male 2,424
"we don`t need to hear that"

oh yeah we do
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Male 4,902
I laugh at the people saying he`s gonna get fired. They have a Union, he isn`t going anywhere.
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Male 1,744
flight attendants really have become horrid, what happened to the hotties of the 60`s? OF the 60`s, not IN THEIR 60`s
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Male 2,033
"...and that was not us."


Classic.
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Male 1,586
If these comment threads have taught us anything it is that everyone has some level of bigotry. I think it is time that we move past the whole politically correct thing and accept that everyone won`t get along and we can just live with one another. When this stuff pops up we need to say "oh well" and move on with our day.
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Male 199
Why the hell does everyone have to like everyone, get over it, so what if he doesn`t like gay people, does that effect me any more then a gay person does? No, so please get on to some real news.
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Male 7,378
Have you ever been to Houston? Was the fattest city in the union a few years ago. Haven`t heard an update so they could still be clinging to that title.
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Male 36
"That was not us" classic
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Male 17,512
I`ve heard worse over a CB radio.
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Male 599
You must be pretty ugly inside and out if a gay man doesn`t want to go on a date.
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Male 64
He`s obviously not gotten laid in awhile and while he is massively ignorant on the subject of homosexuality, he can still not like his situation and voice his opinion about it (although transmitting, not so much).
That being said his dislike of this situation is kinda bitchy. Who cares what your flying waiter(ess) looks like?
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Male 25,416
Glen quagmire..... gigidy
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Male 417
"And that wasn`t us, either."
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Male 325
You know that ALMOST ever one of us have had a conversation like this. So don`t play all MORAL OREL about it.. Side note: i work on aircraft and this has happened on several occasions. People have the tower freq inputted. After they say what they need to say to the tower they forget about it. Bam! conversation starts and they are not only talking to the guy next to them but to every one on that freq! hahah hilarious!
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Male 417
You`ve got to watch that little switch. It`s a big difference between PTT and VOX
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Male 532
That was Captain Glen Quagmire.
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Male 216
endevas.
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Male 2,172
First time my cat hears static radio noise. He was freaking out while the video was playing.

He poked his head inside my room with his ears folded and big scared eyes. He was all like "wtf is happening here???"
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Male 2,592
Is this supposed to make me angry at the pilot? Didn`t work. But I bet it worked on these damn moral crusaders running around being pist off at everything.
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Male 880
Why is everyone getting to pissy about this? He is right. There needs to be more hot chicks as stewardesses and definitely less gays, grannys, and grandes.
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Male 247
I heard he doesn`t give a drat.
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Male 10,855
[quote]He won`t get much better after this.[/quote]

Really? Com`on, people say stupid 5h17 so often that it`s really is NOT worth firing them over (as my picture would show). Be that as it may I do believe taking flak from the general public is indeed a very appropriate reaction. But generally speaking if you run a very sound company you should do anything so long as it falls short of actually firing them (or requiring sensitivity/inclusion training which is just bull5h17).
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Male 2,790
MrPeabody, notice that your Asian flight attendants start with a moderately attractive Asian, then gradually get uglier, even with the blur
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Male 38,754

"Flight Attendants"...the only job title more pretentious than Barrista. They are not "attending" to the planes flying capabilities...they are serving weak drinks and bad food. They are waitresses with attitude.

Or as I like to call them... Galley Hags.

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Male 11,740
I hope that conversation was fun for him. I wonder if McDonald`s will hire him. He won`t get much better after this.
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Male 10,855
[quote]sensitivity and inclusion training[/quote]

Definitely will NOT be ther reason why it won`t happen again.
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Male 10,855
Cuz you know

"It`s a big fu<kin` deal".
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Male 2,085
This happened in March. The pilot has already been suspended without pay and gone through sensitivity and inclusion training.
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Male 476
OOps... someones fired!
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Male 1,920
Asian flight attendants....



American flight attendants....



Just sayin...
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Female 4,039
What`s so bad about going to a bar with an old lady, a homosexual and a couple of fat chicks? I like to call that Friday.
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Male 1,231
Really? This guy is allowed to fly planes? And he`s this stupid? This is indeed a colossal FAIL.
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Male 194
"Uhhh... Whoever`s transmitting, better watch what you`re saying now..."
"Transmitting?!" *continues happily*
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Male 1,610
gays and grannys and grandes, oh my!
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Female 474
wow what an non-nice individual
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Male 1,440
He was even told he was still transmitting, WTF

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Male 7,378
Truth hurts.
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Male 6,694
What a douch.
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Female 8,044
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