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Date: 06/14/11 07:10 AM

114 Responses to This Machine Destroys EVERYTHING

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    Link: This Machine Destroys EVERYTHING - Nom!
  2. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 7:21 am
    Can it destroy that cheesy-assed music?
  3. Profile photo of kayakdog
    kayakdog Male 30-39
    49 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 7:22 am
    Holy Poo where can i get one of these?!
  4. Profile photo of hwkiller
    hwkiller Male 18-29
    490 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 7:25 am
    That is mesmerizing to watch for some reason.
  5. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 7:28 am
    Not a good time to wear a scarf or necktie.
  6. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 7:28 am
    Tampons?

    Seriously?
  7. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 7:31 am
    I saw a vid once of one of these machines grinding up dead horses, cows, and pigs. Blehhhhh
  8. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2411 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 7:31 am
    cool, but where are the bullets and hard drives?
  9. Profile photo of reefaleaf420
    reefaleaf420 Male 18-29
    89 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 7:38 am
    this would be so good for condensing garbage. yeah we have pressurized condensers, but it would be so much easier to put them in an even smaller space.

    i approve for waste dumps
  10. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 7:39 am
    Inspirational `80s game show music FTW!
  11. Profile photo of Norsak
    Norsak Male 18-29
    161 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 7:43 am
    "Guys, we can destroy ANYTHING with this machine. Let`s prove it by shredding some tampons!"
  12. Profile photo of bibinos
    bibinos Male 18-29
    37 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 7:45 am
    Wonder what happens if Chuck Norris puts his hand in there
  13. Profile photo of Deviros
    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 7:56 am
    Yes, but will it blend? =D
  14. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 7:56 am
    Nothing can ever go wrong with that
  15. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 7:57 am
    "Wonder what happens if Chuck Norris puts his hand in there"

    That machine is still less powerful than Chuck Norris bite
  16. Profile photo of ishkabibbles
    ishkabibbles Male 18-29
    155 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 7:59 am
    They have huge versions of these that eat cars. So this little one.... still impressive.... just not as impressive.
  17. Profile photo of kamtschatka
    kamtschatka Male 18-29
    42 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 8:00 am
    Can it destroy another machine like this?
  18. Profile photo of Pallal
    Pallal Male 18-29
    76 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 8:07 am
    @reefaleaf420 The place i work already has a much larger version of this that destroys anything our clients want to dispose of.
  19. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 8:10 am
    put a diamond in there. I would like to see the machine get destroyed by a little shiny rock
  20. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 8:14 am
    I was skeptical about the machine when he threw wood and concrete in there but when I saw how that thing easily shredded all those tampons I knew I just had to have one of these machines,,,,,
  21. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 8:28 am
    They should throw the will it blend blender in there and be like "Whatcha you got now bitches"
  22. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 8:52 am
    Sure it can destroy aluminum cans, chairs and fruit and whatever, but the most important question is: Can it destroy Justin Bieber?
  23. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 8:56 am
    @EntrE

    Diamonds are not as tough as you think... they actually shatter quite easily - a simple ring diamond would easily be broken by a hammer with minimal effort

    I imagine we`ll be seeing this in the next Saw movie :-D
  24. Profile photo of jamesboxy
    jamesboxy Male 30-39
    233 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 9:02 am
    I was so much hoping for his hand to get caught in the machine.That would have been fun to see how his hand turns out.
  25. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 9:05 am
    IAB is turning into The Daily What, 2 days later.
  26. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 9:13 am
    The reason they used Tampons, maxipads, shoes and wet blankets is these are the things that are found in most municipal waste streams and they clog the hell out of the pumps so they must be broken down and taken out via bar screens,rag presses and settling tanks before they damage pumps that feed the rest of the treatment processes.
  27. Profile photo of mits8550
    mits8550 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 9:32 am
    I would like to see something living thrown in there....
  28. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 9:35 am
    It`s like fancy`s mom! It eats everything!
  29. Profile photo of nayrbarr
    nayrbarr Male 18-29
    366 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 9:38 am
    ... It`s just a big shredder...
  30. Profile photo of Rawrg
    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 9:40 am
    I would tuck in my shirt if I were that one guy.
  31. Profile photo of kinky_afr0
    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 9:52 am
    tampax lol
  32. Profile photo of canusuck
    canusuck Male 30-39
    791 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 10:03 am
    "Look Billy, I am going shred me this here water jug"
  33. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 10:04 am
    why did that guy have to touch everything after it shredded? effing gross.
  34. Profile photo of paperduck
    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 10:11 am
    This does not look safe at all
  35. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 10:11 am
    Will It Blend circa 1975 :)
  36. Profile photo of Byfield
    Byfield Male 18-29
    464 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 10:16 am
    Put this on wheels and push it into an insurgent base in Afghanistan. Bring a mop.
  37. Profile photo of meneado
    meneado Male 18-29
    152 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 10:34 am
    AAARRRRRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!
    that was a perfectly good couch!!
  38. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 10:39 am
    interesting, would have been funny as hell if he threw a doll in there or pretended to throw a baby or something xP
  39. Profile photo of Audizuki
    Audizuki Female 30-39
    108 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 10:44 am
    I know a few people I`d like to throw in there...
  40. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 10:45 am
    OM NOM NOM!
    Celery!
    OM NOM NOM!
    Ugly Ikea furniture!
    OM NOM... oh you know! It does NOT look even remotely safe! lolz! Let loose the lawyers!

    OM NOM NOM! (think: Fargo, the movie)
  41. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 10:47 am
    SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!
  42. Profile photo of danamarie01
    danamarie01 Female 18-29
    32 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 11:01 am
    that is something you do NOT want to get your tie caught in.
  43. Profile photo of thefireguy22
    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
    419 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 11:06 am
    i could spend all day shredding stuff if i had one of those...
  44. Profile photo of wtmac
    wtmac Male 30-39
    436 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 11:14 am
    Reminds me of the "Will it blend?" show.
  45. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 11:20 am
    All that stuff was relatively soft - fabric, wood, thin metal... I`d like to see it take on a diamond. Still cool though, they should have thrown some meat in there to show how badly it would f*** up a person.
  46. Profile photo of sugaman2k3
    sugaman2k3 Male 18-29
    357 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 11:20 am
    whats with the feminine hygiene products??
  47. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 11:22 am
    Lets throw a baby in it!
  48. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 11:23 am
    Does it shred vampires, à la 30 days of night?
  49. Profile photo of Sonic2001
    Sonic2001 Male 18-29
    160 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 11:24 am
    Why dear god why did they shred the panty liners and tampons, and cow chair I wanted that cow chair, there are some people out here with uncomfortable butts atm!
  50. Profile photo of VastHerd
    VastHerd Male 18-29
    37 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 11:33 am
    i know what i want for christmas
  51. Profile photo of IrishJesus
    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 11:33 am
    They have a weird vendetta against feminine products.
  52. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3242 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 11:35 am
    I think every dumpsite should have a giant one of these; one that is big enough put a car through.
  53. Profile photo of avalon
    avalon Male 18-29
    187 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 11:38 am
    I wonder how pissed off the guy that has to clean up was...
  54. Profile photo of evanbartlett
    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 11:39 am
    I was impressed with the machine`s ability to grind just about anything (a bed!? Really? A MF bed?) but was more impressed with the things that they chose to grind--feminine hygiene products FTW.
  55. Profile photo of spanerbulb
    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 11:43 am
    I saw a similar machine which shredded hard drives and big oil drums. Scariest thing though was it was floor level with no guards round it, man that would be a sh*t way to go!
  56. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 11:47 am
    Bigger one is bad-a$$ too

    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=9256
  57. Profile photo of Terial
    Terial Male 30-39
    23 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 11:51 am
    Actually the Animal Grinder one is pretty intense!
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=11b_1254378345

    NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH!!!!
  58. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    0:56 : omg it`s the monster`s inc door shredder!!
  59. Profile photo of funnehkitteh
    funnehkitteh Male 18-29
    528 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    @Terial and after watching the link i need
    a cigarette
    councelling
    phyciatry*
    and eyebleach
    it turned my stomach but that`s life
  60. Profile photo of XtifnerX
    XtifnerX Female 13-17
    131 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    umm what did pads and tampons have to do with that?
  61. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    Puts the `will it blend` guy out of business for sure.
  62. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    did they really need to show us it could destroy tampons, pads, and fruit? my blender can shred those. just go straight to the hard stuff!
  63. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 1:18 pm
    This was awesome but old news.... Dirty Jobs has been there already
  64. Profile photo of 0zzyFan
    0zzyFan Male 13-17
    34 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    Gotta love the typical `80`s information video background music.
  65. Profile photo of MonoBrow
    MonoBrow Male 18-29
    543 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    I found the cantaloupe to be most amusing :3
  66. Profile photo of Coolhandluke
    Coolhandluke Male 18-29
    95 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    Seems like it would be a pain to clean... especially if whatever they were shredding wraps around the axle like it was doing in the video.
  67. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    but can it outperform a Blendtec blender?
  68. Profile photo of iGamer
    iGamer Male 18-29
    194 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    Can it blend a blendtect blender!? or can it blend one of its own kind!?
  69. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    we should put terrorism in there
  70. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    This machine is not a toy. Do not misuse this machine. Use caution when feeding items into the machine. Use machine conservatively and carefully to avoid incident.

    In order to prevent you from feeding innappropriate items into the machine, we already did it for you, watch this video, we had a blast making it.
  71. Profile photo of ihurtmyself
    ihurtmyself Male 30-39
    361 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    will it grind?
  72. Profile photo of SethDog
    SethDog Male 18-29
    768 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    I want one!!!
  73. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 2:56 pm
    @igamer: Can you feed another one of those machines into that machine? ***mind asplosion***
    I would put a shallow metal cone around the opening and name mine The Blackhole. I would charge $10 to let you feed something in and $5 to watch. The Salvation Army store would have no stock left.
  74. Profile photo of sepia-tenshi
    sepia-tenshi Female 18-29
    353 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    what a waste of stuff
  75. Profile photo of erick0619
    erick0619 Male 18-29
    148 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    i wish this video was longer that was very entertaining
  76. Profile photo of whocares3725
    whocares3725 Male 18-29
    310 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    Thank god now we have something to blend tampons?
  77. Profile photo of djadub
    djadub Male 13-17
    26 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    lol he picked up like everything but the tampons... and his dead friend
  78. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 5:14 pm
    what no live animals
  79. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 5:30 pm
    Now I know How to get rid of those bodies... I mean what?
  80. Profile photo of Bachi-Atari
    Bachi-Atari Male 18-29
    263 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 5:44 pm
    drat YO COUCH NIGGA!
  81. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 7:02 pm
    There is no fail-safes to prevent someone from destroying an appendage
  82. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    but can it destroy itself?
  83. Profile photo of clockwork208
    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 7:03 pm
    Toss a spare one of these into it.
  84. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    That was very satisfying to watch!
  85. Profile photo of Vligon
    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 7:13 pm
    That was 5 min of fun!
  86. Profile photo of lytle_lytle
    lytle_lytle Male 18-29
    208 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 7:42 pm
    If only Casey Anthony had one of these... What???? Too Soon?
  87. Profile photo of whipplefunk
    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    1047 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 8:31 pm
    whats with the tampons and crap?
  88. Profile photo of Dead_Serious
    Dead_Serious Male 30-39
    28 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 8:46 pm
    Why tampons?
  89. Profile photo of GreyYes
    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 9:16 pm
    That blender dude needs one of these
  90. Profile photo of lacishay
    lacishay Female 18-29
    120 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 9:18 pm
    Am i the only one who was scared pooless the whole time? That`s an escalator rider`s nightmare.
  91. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 9:27 pm
    Handling fiberglass insulation with no gloves and no respirator and putting it through a grinder? Sounds like a recipe for disaster.
  92. Profile photo of Cartunze
    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 10:10 pm
    Sure, they had a guy manning the OFF button but without the guards in place, this is an extremely dangerous machine. If his hand got sucked into it, at least he would have a nice video to show his drinking buddies.
  93. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 12:18 am
    lytle_lytle/ whoa dude!!! Not cool
  94. Profile photo of Paulacookie
    Paulacookie Female 13-17
    57 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 2:00 am
    It looks like a deathtrap for arms.
  95. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 2:50 am
    why are they destroying things like feminine hygiene products and shoes?
  96. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 2:53 am
    also, this was cool, but i wish that man would stop putting his hands so close to it, whats the chance that he lost a finger or a hand in the following years?
  97. Profile photo of tuapui
    tuapui Male 18-29
    94 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 3:14 am
    i was waiting for someone to fall in =[
  98. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 3:41 am
    Check out `30 days of night`.
  99. Profile photo of Hemtroll
    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 3:46 am
    But will it blend?
  100. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 4:23 am
    couldn`t stop watching, destroy destroy DESTROY!
  101. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 4:25 am
    That thing wouldn`t break Crakrjakass.
  102. Profile photo of 10Bears
    10Bears Male 30-39
    452 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 5:00 am
    Somebody please put a guard on it. I can`t watch! That guy holds leather belts and dangles them into the machine. What if he gets tangled? How much of his arm would he lose before the machine stopped?
  103. Profile photo of wizzer21
    wizzer21 Male 30-39
    15 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 9:48 am
    obviously shopped. The waste didn`t amount to the same as the whole.
  104. Profile photo of alx-ndr
    alx-ndr Male 18-29
    95 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 9:56 am
    OK... what the hell? Tampons and maxi pads? WHyyyy??
  105. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    Why tampons and pads? Did the dude just want to feel through them afterwards? Did ehe just wanna piss off his wife/girlfriend? Seriously, that confused and slightly disturbed me...
  106. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    Of course, the whole video was freaking TERRIFYING...

    Seriously... Imagine getting caught in that thing... You`d probably end up like the water jugs...
  107. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    Welp, I`m definitely going to have nightmares about getting my hand caught in that and being crushed alive tonight. Thank you i-a-b.
  108. Profile photo of PinkHomicide
    PinkHomicide Female 18-29
    355 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 9:29 pm
    I want one! You could stick a whole dratin cow in it and have ground beef in no time!
  109. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
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    June 15, 2011 at 11:56 pm
    That all made perfect sense. I agree.
  110. Profile photo of Ozmose
    Ozmose Male 30-39
    448 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 4:12 am
    I been needin somethins to dispose of my dead bod- . . . tree branches, I have many dead tree branches in my yard.
  111. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 4:39 am
    Yes, BUT - will it Blend?

    That is the question.
  112. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 4:55 am
    Tennis balls, really? ....wtf....tampons.....maxi pads......

    "Hey Bob, we need some stuff to demo this with, can you go clean out the staff rooms of everything you can rip up?"
    "Even the fruit Bill?"
    "You know it Bob"

    HAHAHAHA, insulation stalled it, I found it odd that they cleaned it spotless before every shot, which you would never do in the real world, at the end of day is all that should be needed.
  113. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 5:00 am
    The number of safety violations in that video are dizzying. Just one example: The tossing in of the loose leather belts, with lots of loops and the fingers and wrists less than a foot away from the spinning blades. Do that enough times and I guarantee you one of the belts will eventually find a way to loop around the wrist and pull the hand into the blades. And I seriously doubt any fingers that go through that thing can be reattached. :)
  114. Profile photo of xoxnameless
    xoxnameless Female 18-29
    208 posts
    July 19, 2011 at 9:31 pm
    WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU HOLD LONG LEATHER BELTS ABOVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

    At least toss them in from a few feet away! Don`t frickin` lower them in and hold on until they`re start to shred. This sounds like it`s from the 80s, I wonder if he still has fingers?

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