This Machine Destroys EVERYTHING

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 6 years ago in Misc

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Female 208
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU HOLD LONG LEATHER BELTS ABOVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

At least toss them in from a few feet away! Don`t frickin` lower them in and hold on until they`re start to shred. This sounds like it`s from the 80s, I wonder if he still has fingers?
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Male 6,227
The number of safety violations in that video are dizzying. Just one example: The tossing in of the loose leather belts, with lots of loops and the fingers and wrists less than a foot away from the spinning blades. Do that enough times and I guarantee you one of the belts will eventually find a way to loop around the wrist and pull the hand into the blades. And I seriously doubt any fingers that go through that thing can be reattached. :)
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Male 1,737
Tennis balls, really? ....wtf....tampons.....maxi pads......

"Hey Bob, we need some stuff to demo this with, can you go clean out the staff rooms of everything you can rip up?"
"Even the fruit Bill?"
"You know it Bob"

HAHAHAHA, insulation stalled it, I found it odd that they cleaned it spotless before every shot, which you would never do in the real world, at the end of day is all that should be needed.
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Male 3,631
Yes, BUT - will it Blend?

That is the question.
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Male 450
I been needin somethins to dispose of my dead bod- . . . tree branches, I have many dead tree branches in my yard.
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Male 1,164
That all made perfect sense. I agree.
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Female 355
I want one! You could stick a whole dratin cow in it and have ground beef in no time!
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Male 2,159
Welp, I`m definitely going to have nightmares about getting my hand caught in that and being crushed alive tonight. Thank you i-a-b.
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Male 3,482
Of course, the whole video was freaking TERRIFYING...

Seriously... Imagine getting caught in that thing... You`d probably end up like the water jugs...
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Male 3,482
Why tampons and pads? Did the dude just want to feel through them afterwards? Did ehe just wanna piss off his wife/girlfriend? Seriously, that confused and slightly disturbed me...
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Male 95
OK... what the hell? Tampons and maxi pads? WHyyyy??
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Male 15
obviously shopped. The waste didn`t amount to the same as the whole.
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Male 488
Somebody please put a guard on it. I can`t watch! That guy holds leather belts and dangles them into the machine. What if he gets tangled? How much of his arm would he lose before the machine stopped?
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Male 1,360
That thing wouldn`t break Crakrjakass.
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Male 1,360
couldn`t stop watching, destroy destroy DESTROY!
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Male 363
But will it blend?
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Male 2,737
Check out `30 days of night`.
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Male 94
i was waiting for someone to fall in =[
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Female 3,001
also, this was cool, but i wish that man would stop putting his hands so close to it, whats the chance that he lost a finger or a hand in the following years?
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Female 3,001
why are they destroying things like feminine hygiene products and shoes?
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Female 57
It looks like a deathtrap for arms.
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Male 4,902
lytle_lytle/ whoa dude!!! Not cool
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Male 840
Sure, they had a guy manning the OFF button but without the guards in place, this is an extremely dangerous machine. If his hand got sucked into it, at least he would have a nice video to show his drinking buddies.
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Male 1,587
Handling fiberglass insulation with no gloves and no respirator and putting it through a grinder? Sounds like a recipe for disaster.
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Female 120
Am i the only one who was scared pooless the whole time? That`s an escalator rider`s nightmare.
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Female 418
That blender dude needs one of these
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Male 28
Why tampons?
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Male 1,151
whats with the tampons and crap?
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Male 208
If only Casey Anthony had one of these... What???? Too Soon?
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Male 594
That was 5 min of fun!
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Male 1,523
That was very satisfying to watch!
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Male 835
Toss a spare one of these into it.
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Male 2,424
but can it destroy itself?
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Male 698
There is no fail-safes to prevent someone from destroying an appendage
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Male 263
drat YO COUCH NIGGA!
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Male 1,625
Now I know How to get rid of those bodies... I mean what?
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Male 1,627
what no live animals
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Male 26
lol he picked up like everything but the tampons... and his dead friend
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Male 310
Thank god now we have something to blend tampons?
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Male 148
i wish this video was longer that was very entertaining
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Female 353
what a waste of stuff
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Female 734
@igamer: Can you feed another one of those machines into that machine? ***mind asplosion***
I would put a shallow metal cone around the opening and name mine The Blackhole. I would charge $10 to let you feed something in and $5 to watch. The Salvation Army store would have no stock left.
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Male 768
I want one!!!
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Male 360
will it grind?
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Male 4,004
This machine is not a toy. Do not misuse this machine. Use caution when feeding items into the machine. Use machine conservatively and carefully to avoid incident.

In order to prevent you from feeding innappropriate items into the machine, we already did it for you, watch this video, we had a blast making it.
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Male 845
we should put terrorism in there
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Male 203
Can it blend a blendtect blender!? or can it blend one of its own kind!?
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Male 1,081
but can it outperform a Blendtec blender?
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Male 95
Seems like it would be a pain to clean... especially if whatever they were shredding wraps around the axle like it was doing in the video.
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Male 541
I found the cantaloupe to be most amusing :3
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Male 34
Gotta love the typical `80`s information video background music.
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Male 25,417
This was awesome but old news.... Dirty Jobs has been there already
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Male 1,083
did they really need to show us it could destroy tampons, pads, and fruit? my blender can shred those. just go straight to the hard stuff!
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Male 4,793
Puts the `will it blend` guy out of business for sure.
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Female 131
umm what did pads and tampons have to do with that?
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Male 528
@Terial and after watching the link i need
a cigarette
councelling
phyciatry*
and eyebleach
it turned my stomach but that`s life
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Female 833
0:56 : omg it`s the monster`s inc door shredder!!
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Male 23
Actually the Animal Grinder one is pretty intense!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=11b_1254378345

NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH!!!!
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Male 608
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Male 1,243
I saw a similar machine which shredded hard drives and big oil drums. Scariest thing though was it was floor level with no guards round it, man that would be a sh*t way to go!
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Male 559
I was impressed with the machine`s ability to grind just about anything (a bed!? Really? A MF bed?) but was more impressed with the things that they chose to grind--feminine hygiene products FTW.
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Male 187
I wonder how pissed off the guy that has to clean up was...
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Male 3,625
I think every dumpsite should have a giant one of these; one that is big enough put a car through.
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Male 483
They have a weird vendetta against feminine products.
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Male 37
i know what i want for christmas
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Male 160
Why dear god why did they shred the panty liners and tampons, and cow chair I wanted that cow chair, there are some people out here with uncomfortable butts atm!
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Female 857
Does it shred vampires, à la 30 days of night?
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Male 357
whats with the feminine hygiene products??
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Male 3,425
All that stuff was relatively soft - fabric, wood, thin metal... I`d like to see it take on a diamond. Still cool though, they should have thrown some meat in there to show how badly it would f*** up a person.
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Male 436
Reminds me of the "Will it blend?" show.
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Male 419
i could spend all day shredding stuff if i had one of those...
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Female 1,894
SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 40,349
OM NOM NOM!
Celery!
OM NOM NOM!
Ugly Ikea furniture!
OM NOM... oh you know! It does NOT look even remotely safe! lolz! Let loose the lawyers!

OM NOM NOM! (think: Fargo, the movie)
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Female 108
I know a few people I`d like to throw in there...
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Male 1,629
interesting, would have been funny as hell if he threw a doll in there or pretended to throw a baby or something xP
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Male 151
AAARRRRRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!
that was a perfectly good couch!!
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Male 464
Put this on wheels and push it into an insurgent base in Afghanistan. Bring a mop.
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Male 3,327
Will It Blend circa 1975 :)
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Male 1,745
This does not look safe at all
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Male 1,832
why did that guy have to touch everything after it shredded? effing gross.
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Male 808
"Look Billy, I am going shred me this here water jug"
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Male 583
tampax lol
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Male 934
I would tuck in my shirt if I were that one guy.
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Male 365
... It`s just a big shredder...
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Female 709
It`s like fancy`s mom! It eats everything!
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Male 9
I would like to see something living thrown in there....
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Male 532
The reason they used Tampons, maxipads, shoes and wet blankets is these are the things that are found in most municipal waste streams and they clog the hell out of the pumps so they must be broken down and taken out via bar screens,rag presses and settling tanks before they damage pumps that feed the rest of the treatment processes.
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Male 10,338
IAB is turning into The Daily What, 2 days later.
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Male 233
I was so much hoping for his hand to get caught in the machine.That would have been fun to see how his hand turns out.
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Male 2,586
@EntrE

Diamonds are not as tough as you think... they actually shatter quite easily - a simple ring diamond would easily be broken by a hammer with minimal effort

I imagine we`ll be seeing this in the next Saw movie :-D
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Male 812
Sure it can destroy aluminum cans, chairs and fruit and whatever, but the most important question is: Can it destroy Justin Bieber?
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Male 953
They should throw the will it blend blender in there and be like "Whatcha you got now bitches"
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Male 329
I was skeptical about the machine when he threw wood and concrete in there but when I saw how that thing easily shredded all those tampons I knew I just had to have one of these machines,,,,,
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Male 535
put a diamond in there. I would like to see the machine get destroyed by a little shiny rock
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Male 76
@reefaleaf420 The place i work already has a much larger version of this that destroys anything our clients want to dispose of.
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Male 42
Can it destroy another machine like this?
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Male 155
They have huge versions of these that eat cars. So this little one.... still impressive.... just not as impressive.
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Male 15,510
"Wonder what happens if Chuck Norris puts his hand in there"

That machine is still less powerful than Chuck Norris bite
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Male 15,510
Nothing can ever go wrong with that
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Male 535
Yes, but will it blend? =D
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Male 37
Wonder what happens if Chuck Norris puts his hand in there
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Male 161
"Guys, we can destroy ANYTHING with this machine. Let`s prove it by shredding some tampons!"
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Male 5,811
Inspirational `80s game show music FTW!
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Male 89
this would be so good for condensing garbage. yeah we have pressurized condensers, but it would be so much easier to put them in an even smaller space.

i approve for waste dumps
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2,767
cool, but where are the bullets and hard drives?
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Female 1,652
I saw a vid once of one of these machines grinding up dead horses, cows, and pigs. Blehhhhh
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Male 1,595
Tampons?

Seriously?
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Female 4,039
Not a good time to wear a scarf or necktie.
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Male 490
That is mesmerizing to watch for some reason.
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Male 49
Holy Poo where can i get one of these?!
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Male 2,552
Can it destroy that cheesy-assed music?
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Female 1,780
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