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Date: 06/05/11 11:33 AM

30 Responses to This Candy Store Is Now Open For Business [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of orange_panty
    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 11:30 am
    Link: This Candy Store Is Now Open For Business - This seems totally safe and I have no reason to fear for my safety.
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    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 11:41 am
    Dude. Pedobear is in there somewhere.
  3. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 11:47 am
    Is this the place 50 Cent used to go to?
  4. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 11:49 am
    Wait a minute, thats not a lollipop!!
  5. Profile photo of kangoala
    kangoala Male 18-29
    702 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 11:56 am
    That`s what ALL candy stores will look like once the economy finally dies :P
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    blounsb999 Male 40-49
    183 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 11:57 am
    I`ll hold your hand, Orange.
  7. Profile photo of RuralNinja
    RuralNinja Male 18-29
    519 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 12:01 pm
    They have an ongoing special on copper and lead flavored candies.
  8. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    I have to say it.

    Its a TRAP!
  9. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    Every sale comes with a free Tetanus screening...
  10. Profile photo of Krowley
    Krowley Male 30-39
    695 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    What, a pedo too lazy to drive around in a van??
  11. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    yup, i`m going tin there to buy all my candy, yup.
  12. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 1:27 pm
    Somewhere in there is Chris Hanson.
  13. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    looks legit to me
  14. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    I`m looking for the `child catcher`...
  15. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    I guess even rough neighborhoods need candy stores.

    "Hey kids, I`m going to the candy store! What do you want?!"
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    when did they start having candy stores in maximum security prisons?
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    @Reignblazer/ nope this is
  18. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    Looks lagit
  19. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2067 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    Located at 7 Mile and Hoover in Detroit, MI.
  20. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    Hey - pedobear`s gone into business!
  21. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 7:24 pm
    Makes me think of the film "The Candy Shop."
  22. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 8:50 pm
    What`s that bright glistening red bulbous thing on the end of a shaft? Candy apple you say?
  23. Profile photo of human_exile
    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 9:18 pm
    i love candy, anyone got the address?
  24. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 11:15 pm
    Don`t be a p***y this guy looks legit.
  25. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
    1249 posts
    June 6, 2011 at 1:07 am
    This guy`s candy is ok, but if you want the REAL good stuff, there`s a van in the parking lot.
  26. Profile photo of Wizensilver
    Wizensilver Male 13-17
    405 posts
    June 6, 2011 at 6:20 am
    Seems legit.
  27. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 6, 2011 at 8:13 am

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    METALLICAROX Male 18-29
    324 posts
    June 6, 2011 at 9:13 am
    And this is even dumber than the f*cking cartoonist/bird drawing thing.
  29. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 6, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    What kind of candy ?
  30. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 11:31 pm
    Admiral Ackbar for the WIN!

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