This Candy Store Is Now Open For Business [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 5 years ago in Funny

This seems totally safe and I have no reason to fear for my safety.
There are 30 comments:
Female 1,236
Admiral Ackbar for the WIN!
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Male 6,694
What kind of candy ?
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Male 324
And this is even dumber than the f*cking cartoonist/bird drawing thing.
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Male 15,510

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Male 405
Seems legit.
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Male 1,429
This guy`s candy is ok, but if you want the REAL good stuff, there`s a van in the parking lot.
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Female 3,696
Don`t be a p***y this guy looks legit.
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Male 875
i love candy, anyone got the address?
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Male 12,138
What`s that bright glistening red bulbous thing on the end of a shaft? Candy apple you say?
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Female 362
Makes me think of the film "The Candy Shop."
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Female 1,048
Hey - pedobear`s gone into business!
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Male 2,085
Located at 7 Mile and Hoover in Detroit, MI.
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Male 25,416
Looks lagit
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Male 4,902
@Reignblazer/ nope this is
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Male 4,902
when did they start having candy stores in maximum security prisons?
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Male 521
I guess even rough neighborhoods need candy stores.

"Hey kids, I`m going to the candy store! What do you want?!"
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Female 857
I`m looking for the `child catcher`...
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Male 351
looks legit to me
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Female 9,478
Somewhere in there is Chris Hanson.
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Female 4,359
yup, i`m going tin there to buy all my candy, yup.
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Male 696
What, a pedo too lazy to drive around in a van??
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Male 2,688
Every sale comes with a free Tetanus screening...
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Male 2,050
I have to say it.

Its a TRAP!
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Male 519
They have an ongoing special on copper and lead flavored candies.
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Male 183
I`ll hold your hand, Orange.
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Male 702
That`s what ALL candy stores will look like once the economy finally dies :P
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Male 1,678
Wait a minute, thats not a lollipop!!
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Male 2,332
Is this the place 50 Cent used to go to?
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Male 737
Dude. Pedobear is in there somewhere.
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Female 596
Link: This Candy Store Is Now Open For Business [Pic] [Rate Link] - This seems totally safe and I have no reason to fear for my safety.
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