The Robots Are Here

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago Entertainment

And they are helluva lot faster than us! I for one welcome our new...yeah,you know the rest.Warning: May cause nerdgasm.
There are 24 comments:
Male 11
+1 get rid of the damn share button that covers the play button!
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Female 734
your drag to share button sux, get it off the video controls
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Male 446
sheeeett! Put that thing on a roomba and call it a T-150.
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Male 2,700
"woah, if these virgin scientists ever device an intelligent dildo-with-fingers for women they will achieve their evil goal and every man wont get any ever again"

Virgin scientists.....Really dude? These people are researching equipment that will one day possibly help you, maybe furthing science and technology, and the best you can come up with is a baseless insult.

Tell you what, you hold onto your Non-Virginess while you pump these virgin`s gas. While you are at it, pump mine.
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Male 2,855
woah, if these virgin scientists ever device an intelligent dildo-with-fingers for women they will achieve their evil goal and every man wont get any ever again
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Male 192
for some reason i loled at the part with the tweezers
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Male 2,700
You know, and I do believe that you are missing the point of the ball dribbling. It wasnt that it dribbled it, it dribbled it 5 times in the same amount of time it would take the normal person to reacte that the pass is even coming to them.
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Male 2,700
"This is all bullpoo programing that took months on end just to make it dribble a small ball five times. When it figures out how to play basketball with it, come find me."

Do you understand the concept of progress at all? in order for humans to learn how to do the programming they need to experiment. You need to understand things as a child learning. Children dont come flying out with a roundhouse (Except Chuck Norris) land nimbly on their feet and spend the evening with your mom. They must learn. These machine, or BS programming as you say, are the first steps to your new overlords. Accept it.
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Male 306
The tweezer one was freaky to watch, I don`t know why.
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Male 1,646
This is all bullpoo programing that took months on end just to make it dribble a small ball five times. When it figures out how to play basketball with it, come find me.
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Male 2,424
yeah but can it clumsily make cookies?

NO!
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Male 1,399
This is why I hate robots fighting humans in movies, ie The Terminator and I, Robot.

They`d slice us to bits in .5 seconds and punch the bits.
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Male 377
They never stop! It`s what they do!
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Male 34
@number43 Did you even watch it?
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Male 147
I see the hand of a ninja robot :O
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Male 5,094
Nerdgasm achieved.

Future`s looking good for amputees!
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Male 25,416
skynet..... hint hint
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Male 759
I don`t see how this is faster than a human?
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Male 2,631
May be old,may be a re-post,but still cool.Just a smidge closer to Judgement Day-Come with me if you want to...
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Male 316
yeh I saw this..uhh last year I think. Still cool but I wonder what they have now esp with compy`s being so awesome now.
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Male 233
Half-cooked interpretation of facts.
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Male 1,237
pretty cool
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Male 270
Re-re post, when the crowd say bo, selecta
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Female 8,044
Link: The Robots Are Here [Rate Link] - And they are helluva lot faster than us! I for one welcome our new...yeah,you know the rest.Warning: May cause nerdgasm.
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