The Robot Revolution Will Begin With Pizza [Pic]

Submitted by: eastsiderepp 5 years ago Funny

That"s no pizza vending machine--make no mistake, friend, that"s a robot. That come to use all friendly like this...
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Male 759
This just in: New pocket sized device from Apple holds hundreds of songs without CDs!
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Male 4,902
thats old news
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Male 2,424
Dark, I think when it comes from a robot its eColi, like iPhone. ya dig?
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Female 728
The ingredients could be fresh. Vending machines are typically stocked frequently. The ingredients could be chilled, but not frozen and restocked once or twice a day.
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Male 316
I would eat it. All ingredients could be frozen but perhaps it means freshly made... as in not reheated and dough takes ages to rise so I guess it would be prestocked with dough made earlier like they do with fast food places. They make the dough for the day.
it could have pre-cut vegs or a dicer too.

Seriously suspect on ingredients... not to mention how well it is kept clean and from bugs entering. ew ew ew...but yummy and crunchy XD
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Male 1,625
Noooo...
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Male 2,748
Well, I`ll be staying far away from that... Don`t want E. Coli
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Male 1,162
how in the hell can it be fresh ingredients in a vending machine!~
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Male 153
@Linkeds2

Thank you! Same here.
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Male 12,138
[quote]please learn English, eastsiderepp. even though your name sounds like you black, so i guess it`s understandable if you don`t know it in the first place[/quote]
human_exile, that`s racism, trolling and personal attack on another user all in one. Since you`re young I`ll give you a break and just ban you for two weeks. Next time, it`ll be perm.
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Male 22
this reminds me of the machine in tom n jerry that made jerry into a sandwich but he switched it with hot sauce, then tom ate it and his head blew up
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Male 1,595
@human_exile

Hey, I have trouble understanding the `lingo`, too, but still..

That`s just...yeah, I agree with over the line.

The pizza looks terrible, although I only have had one GOOD pizza is the UK. 8-)

Yeah, my smiley is wearing sunglasses, that mean I`m sly like a fox.
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Male 1,678
Put this outside a bar and I guarantee it makes a good profit. Hungry drunk people eat anything.
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Male 63
@human_exile: For the last few days I`ve seen your name pop up in the comments of everything I look at. Nothing you`ve said is funny, interesting, or at the very least, reasonably well structured. The very notion that you would have the unmitigated gall to try and troll anyone on the internet is probably the funniest thing you`ve put on IAB. You`re a stupid kid trying to get attention with insults, vulgarity, and (what you think) are "funny" one-liners. Now you`re getting attention. Not for being cool, but for being a douchy little punk. Do yourself a favor, shut up. Nobody`s impressed. Nobody`s laughing.
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Female 709
Hey human_exile your grammar is as insulting as your stupid comment. Shut your face and stop being a little punk-ass melvin before I shove my foot up your poop shoot and punch you in the gullet.
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Male 5,094
Um, mods, didn`t human_exile just step over the line here?
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Male 371

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Male 25,416
Id give it a go
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Male 875
please learn English, eastsiderepp. even though your name sounds like you black, so i guess it`s understandable if you don`t know it in the first place
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Male 408
now with less Armenian pubes!
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Female 4,039
Even bad pizza is good - I`d try it.
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Male 1,204
"That come to use all friendly like this... "

Could someone please translate that into English?
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Male 11,740
I`d have to try it at least once. It could be stocked daily....
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Male 1,557
I don`t buy it. Fresh ingredients? What, is it restocked daily?

It`s more likely to be like the old pizza slice vending machines, ie a stack of frozen pizzas which slide into a microwave.
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Male 833
fresh ingredients in a machine meant to sit there for a week or even a month before getting restocked?
that sounds totally believable
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Male 49
This is something I would have to try out if i saw one. Sounds so unbelievable!
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Male 6,694
I want one.
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Male 15,510
Dang! I wouldnt eat a pizza from a vending machine not even if is the last meal on Earth
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Female 1,435
hmm not sure. but i think i have seen one of these.
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Male 412
What kind of pizza can be made from fresh ingredients and still be baked in 3 minutes?
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Male 130
pure drating win
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Male 4,746
I used to work on robots in DVD vending machines. There was a large robot arm that would grab the movie from a shelf and push it out the slot. Robots have been in those types of machines for a while now.
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Female 160
Unless someone comes by every morning and night to check those "fresh" ingredients this is a plague waiting to happen.
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Male 2,868
Not interested.
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Male 53
We are f**ked
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Male 1,793
I need this at my house...
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Male 776
I need a home version of this ASAP
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Male 2,620
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