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Date: 06/01/11 06:00 AM

35 Responses to The Greatest Garage Known To Man

  1. Profile photo of jessieplume
    jessieplume Female 13-17
    84 posts
    May 31, 2011 at 2:02 pm
    Link: The Greatest Garage Known To Man - The dream of all men!
  2. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 6:06 am
    jessieplume don`t know how men work.

    Try again, lady.
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    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 6:16 am
    Wow...I totally agree- I want. Just not with a fake-ass truck parked in it.
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    Wundt Male 40-49
    410 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 6:24 am
    Nice, but the door is too slow. I would find it frustrating after the `isn`t this cool` feeling wore off.
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3046 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 6:33 am
    Not bad for a huntin`, fishin` country boy kind of man cave. I think the giant swinging front porch/garage door was absolutely cheesy though.

    @ RecycleElf: Actually, you don`t know how the majority of American men work.

    American male I-A-Bers? Show of hands please. Who amongst you would create your own man cave of this magnitude if you had the finances to do so?
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    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 6:40 am
    Heh, not even close to the greatest.
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 6:46 am
    DO NOT WANT! I have enough trouble with my ordinary garage door/garage door opener. I can only imagine what a pain in the butt that must be when it breaks down.
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    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 6:55 am
    Needs more badass inventory. Would totally do it if I could...
  9. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 6:59 am

    get your face out of your navel. No one spesified "american men" until you said it.

    I would love a "man cave", but my man cave would be be an underground tech-haven. This garage has nothing to do with my dream, so my comment stands true.
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 7:20 am
    Cool garage, same old sh*t in it.
  11. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3046 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 7:24 am
    @ RecycleElf: You mad, bro?
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 7:38 am
    Such a D-bag garage
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 7:47 am
    my garage would be filled with this poo... If I had the money to do something like that it would be filled with plants :D
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    Mr_Pedo_Bear Male 70 & Over
    997 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 8:01 am
    How much wasted energy goes into opening that there door :( poor polar bears
  15. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 8:04 am
    not saying this isnt cool, but i would rather have an awesome car in a normal garage then a normal car in an awesome garage.
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    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    593 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 8:58 am
    I would love to open that thing up while someones knocking at the front door XD
  17. Profile photo of elderban
    elderban Male 30-39
    390 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 9:55 am
    Ok...he`s got a $1 milion garage...and no driveway?
  18. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 10:27 am
    why isn`t the garage filled with awesome cars?
  19. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 11:08 am
    I agree, that door looked like it was struggling to get up. If it broke you`d never get it open to get your car out by hand. Maybe if was smart enough to put in a emergency hand crank, but I doubt that.
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    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 11:15 am
    maybe if your going to keep 1 truck in it, opening the entire length of the house was unnecessary
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 11:31 am
    I`d rather have a dinosaur...
  22. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 11:37 am
    Garage envy.
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    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 11:52 am
    All that for one lame arsed truck and two little pooty boats? First off, what the hell is the point of that ridiculously high ceiling when you could have the whole second story area for an awesome man cave and have your collection of nice cars, boats, and motor sport toys down in that giant garage area. Then you could add the batpole and slide down into the garage area from the mancave. If you`re gonna be rich you have to be able to dream bigger. PS. who else wants to ride the porch when it goes up?
  24. Profile photo of Wonderwmn
    Wonderwmn Female 18-29
    164 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    Now that is effin AWESOME!!! You guys are all just jealous :P

    I would however prefer to live upstairs and have 2 cars and 2 boats down there. Maybe a poker area too.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 12:30 pm
    I want. I do, but its kinda overkill
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    That`s severe overkill. But I guess if you have that kind of money to blow, whatever. Personally, I would have a lot more fun than building a stupid garage.
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    sugaman2k3 Male 18-29
    357 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 6:24 pm
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 6:50 pm
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    June 1, 2011 at 9:51 pm
    Nice garage. Too bad he didn`t have enough money left over to put a bunch of cool stuff in it like a pool table, a Corvette, and a Bridgeport.
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    unclelar Male 50-59
    119 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 5:48 am
    OldOllie,I agree expected to see way cooler toys than that!
  31. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 7:10 am
    Interesting way to hide a garage.
  32. Profile photo of Skittzo
    Skittzo Female 18-29
    185 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 11:26 am
    I don`t know. I`d be so afraid of the door falling off one day. ^^;
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    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 11:34 am
    Really??? All of that for two crappy boats and a Nissan?
  34. Profile photo of MorfeuS
    MorfeuS Male 18-29
    289 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    ..all that cool door...and crap inside?!...i feel cheated
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    bmoz628 Male 18-29
    98 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 5:32 pm
    all i ever think of is the fact that it takes like 8 times longer than a normal garage to open... and how annoyed id be that i wasted my money on it.

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