The Facebook Attention Whore: The Faux Cutter [Pic

Submitted by: floydevans 5 years ago Funny

I hurt myself... so I can feel something.....
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Male 34
Dick Smedley has it right...
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Male 1
@RecycleElf

I think it looks more like a llama.
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Male 3,619
1: that`s catsoup
2: She made a zebra
3: She miss spelled the title
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Female 38
Dick Smedley at the bottom of the picture

"What the F***"
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Male 950
is that catsup?
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Female 14
Those of you crying `FAKE!` Please look up `Faux` in the dictionary.
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Male 171
FAKE!!!!!!
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Female 79
it`s fake blood
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Female 1,963
I never understood how something as honestly disturbing as self harming became fashionable.
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Male 2,486
I looked it up on Facebook and it`s a "like" page, whoever posted this isn`t the one who did it.
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Male 47
what ever, not to deep.
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Male 1,182
WHAT THE drat
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Male 290
*sigh*
I thought this fad was over with by now, or atleast hoped it would.
stupid emos.
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Male 694
Dick Smedley is a fantastic name.
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Male 297
@tommy2X4: I get where you came up with your screenname: It`s what everyone who hears your pointless, f*cking comments had said they would LOVE to bash your skull in with. Am I right?
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Male 519
Fail. Every good emo knows you go down the road, not across the street.
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Male 2,893
That looks kind of like a dog on a leash.
Or a llama.
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Male 306
Wait, how in the hell did she make that picture! I MeAn EmOs DoN`t HaVe FrIeNdS, dO tHeY?
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Male 5,413
I agree with Dick Smedley. WTF!
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Male 2,121
llama!
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Male 1,595
5 billion?

soo 85% of the world?
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Male 249
I aM gOiNg To TyPe LiKe ThIs
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Male 36
Anyone else think the top splodge looks like a dog?
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Male 815
wow tommy, five billion... isn`t that a bit much?
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Male 792
I hurt others so I can feel something...hmm, maybe we could get together sometime?
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Male 3,474
One down, five billion to go.
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Male 575
haha Llama.
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Male 1,164
HAHAHA RAID! RAID MY PRETTIES!
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Male 30
anyone fancy a little light hearted Facebook abuse?
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Female 247
Made me think of NIN I went and ordered their daownward spiral cd, forgot how much I loved it :D
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Female 803
@omgitsher, really? i think it looks more like a llama.
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Male 15
*PUKE*
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Female 1,515
-_- Gimme the knife I`ll show them how to do it properly on their own wrists.
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Female 71
awww looks like a puppy on the top arm
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Male 4,902
ugh, i wish they`d cut just a little deeper
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Male 154
@xxEmo_kid_xx its not just your name, its your face.
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Female 1,435
seeing as you`re in position, would you like me to get the ax?
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Female 206
I am offended by this.....I mean seriously its not just "emo" people who cut and yes I am aware of my user name I would apreciate no bashing.
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Female 3,696
I really don`t understand the trend of TYpinG likE THis It`S sO muCH HaRDeR tO dO!!
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Female 235
Next time, try it for reals.
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Male 1,360
and dick smedley takes the bait.
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Male 4,004
I would cut myself too if I used random caps and didn`t know how to properly type "you`re".
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Male 271
attention whore AND terrible at grammar Y O U ` R E. WTF is so mind warpingly hard about a mother drating contraction that screws just about EVERYONE over. I am more sickened that I pay money to the government to educate children and the results are this more than anything else.
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Male 15,510
I weep for our future
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Female 173
What a drama queen. Seriously. It doesn`t look real, and real cutting isn`t something to show off just to get attention. It`s a serious thing. :P
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Female 587
looks like a dog :D
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Male 875
Dick Smedley`s got the right idea

(facbook comment)
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Male 193
Weeeeeeird.
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Female 62
Hmm. Kind Of Looks Like...a cat. 0.o
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Male 2,085
Should have used chocolate syrup in black and white. That`s what Hitchcock did for the shower scene in Psycho.
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Female 2,120
Not the ketchup!
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Male 78
Rick/Dick Smadley had the right idea.
WHAT THE drat
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Male 3,894
God, women are crazy.
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Male 183
Where`s a good fire ant nest when you need one?
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Female 78
I find it interesting that emos and cutters are grouped together, when they`re two completely different things. I used to cut and am just starting to wear short sleeves again, but to anyone else when I used to cut I just looked like an average teen that wore hoodies every day.
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Female 446
*Grabs some fries* What? What!?!?
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Male 106
Aw, they ran out of fake blood before they could finish their thought, there... Here, allow me:

"I`m sorry" should have read "I`m sorry I`m such a pimple-faced, simple plan fanboi, bad haircut having, waste of space, attention-whore that this fake novelty suicide on facebook is my only way out of all of my serious 16-year-old problems."

There. I fixed it... he`d have run out of arm eventually, anyways.
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Male 48
OH im so sad i have a horrible life my parents love me and have well paying jobs i have no cares in the world except stupid high school drama and i dont feel loved because of it.
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Male 2,592
Why do some people think this is cool? That whiny-crybaby, I`m so sad my suburban life is unbearable, pay attention to meeee crap makes me sick.
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Female 1,048
Amazing what you can buy at the joke shop nowdays - fake emo blood!
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Female 388
In the words of Dick Smedley: WHAT THE F.UCK
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Male 247
yawn
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Male 36
i like how there is no blood on her fingertips....
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Male 633
she must have written on her arm and licked her fingers clean before putting it on her arms or her girlfriend helped
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Male 13
The one on the left arm kind of looks like a llama
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Male 11,740
Go back to the mall ya wannabe.
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Male 2,034
Go back to myspace.
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Male 2
is that BBQ sauce?!?
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Male 1,737
Meh, attention whore is as attention whore does. Look at me, Look at me.....damni....why isn`t anyone looking at me! *reaches for the fake blood*
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Female 412
It`s down the line not across the tracks emos, get it right if you want to top yourselves...
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Male 7,589
at least make it look like there is an actual cut somewhere in there.
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Male 25,416
Yay for fake blood
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Male 1,268
Do emo kids call themselves emo? Seems more like someone mocking the scene than someone trying to be a part of it. Then again, I may not know better as I don`t believe I`ve ever actually talked to anyone from this subculture before.
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Female 525
If anyone is confused..that isn`t real blood.
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Male 1,440
Grendal,Bioshocker
your words are now a picture.

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Male 593
The problem with pretty much ALL of these photos is that they`re doing it WRONG. Films and TV shows have popularized the horizontal way of slitting your wrists, when in actual fact, it`s done vertically going down your arm... EPIC EMO POSER FAILURE.
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Male 182
Remember kids, it`s down the road not across the street. Cause you should do something right for the first time in your life.
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Male 3,285
Reminds me of what my friend told me. If they were truely sorry they wouldnt have done it in the first place. And if they were truelly, TRUELY sorry, they would have let me do it for them so they wouldnt have drated it up the first time.
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Male 10,440
hahaha! aah if they weren`t so funny I`d tell them to hurry up and die.
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Male 533
Emo, no slicing. (I thought the Emo scene was dead ) =\
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Female 45
looks like 2 small cuts over exaggerated. :/ loser.
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Male 942
I see a butterfly and a doggie with I`m sorry coming out of its butt. This is a happy picture.
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Male 2,220
Here, try this...


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Male 1,440
If you saw one, you saw them all.

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Male 113
You`re*
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Male 148
Sickening =/
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Female 673
That`s obviously fake blood. lol someone was trying to get some reactions.
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Female 168
Link: The Facebook Attention Whore: The Faux Cutter [Pic [Rate Link] - I hurt myself... so I can feel something.....
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