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Date: 06/10/11 02:11 PM

88 Responses to The Facebook Attention Whore: The Faux Cutter [Pic

  1. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:16 pm
    That`s obviously fake blood. lol someone was trying to get some reactions.
  2. Profile photo of Phantomz
    Phantomz Male 13-17
    148 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:16 pm
    Sickening =/
  3. Profile photo of McMatthewL
    McMatthewL Male 13-17
    113 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    You`re*
  4. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    If you saw one, you saw them all.

  5. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    Here, try this...


  6. Profile photo of Squidbush
    Squidbush Male 40-49
    803 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    I see a butterfly and a doggie with I`m sorry coming out of its butt. This is a happy picture.
  7. Profile photo of awsimplybasi
    awsimplybasi Female 18-29
    45 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    looks like 2 small cuts over exaggerated. :/ loser.
  8. Profile photo of TypicalJerk
    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    Emo, no slicing. (I thought the Emo scene was dead ) =\
  9. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    hahaha! aah if they weren`t so funny I`d tell them to hurry up and die.
  10. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    Reminds me of what my friend told me. If they were truely sorry they wouldnt have done it in the first place. And if they were truelly, TRUELY sorry, they would have let me do it for them so they wouldnt have drated it up the first time.
  11. Profile photo of Grendal
    Grendal Male 18-29
    182 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:35 pm
    Remember kids, it`s down the road not across the street. Cause you should do something right for the first time in your life.
  12. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    The problem with pretty much ALL of these photos is that they`re doing it WRONG. Films and TV shows have popularized the horizontal way of slitting your wrists, when in actual fact, it`s done vertically going down your arm... EPIC EMO POSER FAILURE.
  13. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    Grendal,Bioshocker
    your words are now a picture.

  14. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    525 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:41 pm
    If anyone is confused..that isn`t real blood.
  15. Profile photo of Scuzoid
    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    Do emo kids call themselves emo? Seems more like someone mocking the scene than someone trying to be a part of it. Then again, I may not know better as I don`t believe I`ve ever actually talked to anyone from this subculture before.
  16. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    Yay for fake blood
  17. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    at least make it look like there is an actual cut somewhere in there.
  18. Profile photo of SapphireHart
    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    It`s down the line not across the tracks emos, get it right if you want to top yourselves...
  19. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    Meh, attention whore is as attention whore does. Look at me, Look at me.....damni....why isn`t anyone looking at me! *reaches for the fake blood*
  20. Profile photo of holladay31
    holladay31 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 3:26 pm
    is that BBQ sauce?!?
  21. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    Go back to myspace.
  22. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 3:36 pm
    Go back to the mall ya wannabe.
  23. Profile photo of jc9896
    jc9896 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    The one on the left arm kind of looks like a llama
  24. Profile photo of ledgehead
    ledgehead Male 40-49
    633 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    she must have written on her arm and licked her fingers clean before putting it on her arms or her girlfriend helped
  25. Profile photo of tamcee1
    tamcee1 Male 18-29
    36 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    i like how there is no blood on her fingertips....
  26. Profile photo of Chojiro
    Chojiro Male 18-29
    247 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    yawn
  27. Profile photo of PopsySoku
    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 4:30 pm
    In the words of Dick Smedley: WHAT THE F.UCK
  28. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 4:39 pm
    Amazing what you can buy at the joke shop nowdays - fake emo blood!
  29. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2591 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 5:01 pm
    Why do some people think this is cool? That whiny-crybaby, I`m so sad my suburban life is unbearable, pay attention to meeee crap makes me sick.
  30. Profile photo of chet913
    chet913 Male 13-17
    48 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 5:15 pm
    OH im so sad i have a horrible life my parents love me and have well paying jobs i have no cares in the world except stupid high school drama and i dont feel loved because of it.
  31. Profile photo of Klivel
    Klivel Male 18-29
    106 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 5:22 pm
    Aw, they ran out of fake blood before they could finish their thought, there... Here, allow me:

    "I`m sorry" should have read "I`m sorry I`m such a pimple-faced, simple plan fanboi, bad haircut having, waste of space, attention-whore that this fake novelty suicide on facebook is my only way out of all of my serious 16-year-old problems."

    There. I fixed it... he`d have run out of arm eventually, anyways.
  32. Profile photo of PUDDING1961
    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 5:30 pm
    *Grabs some fries* What? What!?!?
  33. Profile photo of Zaokii
    Zaokii Female 18-29
    78 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    I find it interesting that emos and cutters are grouped together, when they`re two completely different things. I used to cut and am just starting to wear short sleeves again, but to anyone else when I used to cut I just looked like an average teen that wore hoodies every day.
  34. Profile photo of blounsb999
    blounsb999 Male 40-49
    183 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    Where`s a good fire ant nest when you need one?
  35. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 5:42 pm
    God, women are crazy.
  36. Profile photo of EinfachKrank
    EinfachKrank Male 18-29
    78 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 6:03 pm
    Rick/Dick Smadley had the right idea.
    WHAT THE drat
  37. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 6:18 pm
    Not the ketchup!
  38. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 6:58 pm
    Should have used chocolate syrup in black and white. That`s what Hitchcock did for the shower scene in Psycho.
  39. Profile photo of SexBobOmb
    SexBobOmb Female 18-29
    62 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 7:18 pm
    Hmm. Kind Of Looks Like...a cat. 0.o
  40. Profile photo of Wtfidklol
    Wtfidklol Male 13-17
    193 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 7:24 pm
    Weeeeeeird.
  41. Profile photo of human_exile
    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 7:49 pm
    Dick Smedley`s got the right idea

    (facbook comment)
  42. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 8:04 pm
    looks like a dog :D
  43. Profile photo of SamiSpider
    SamiSpider Female 18-29
    173 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 8:13 pm
    What a drama queen. Seriously. It doesn`t look real, and real cutting isn`t something to show off just to get attention. It`s a serious thing. :P
  44. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 8:18 pm
    I weep for our future
  45. Profile photo of IseeingI2I
    IseeingI2I Male 18-29
    271 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 8:26 pm
    attention whore AND terrible at grammar Y O U ` R E. WTF is so mind warpingly hard about a mother drating contraction that screws just about EVERYONE over. I am more sickened that I pay money to the government to educate children and the results are this more than anything else.
  46. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 9:04 pm
    I would cut myself too if I used random caps and didn`t know how to properly type "you`re".
  47. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 9:34 pm
    and dick smedley takes the bait.
  48. Profile photo of panda_chaos
    panda_chaos Female 18-29
    235 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 9:38 pm
    Next time, try it for reals.
  49. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 9:47 pm
    I really don`t understand the trend of TYpinG likE THis It`S sO muCH HaRDeR tO dO!!
  50. Profile photo of xxEmo_kid_xx
    xxEmo_kid_xx Female 18-29
    206 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 10:03 pm
    I am offended by this.....I mean seriously its not just "emo" people who cut and yes I am aware of my user name I would apreciate no bashing.
  51. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 10:12 pm
    seeing as you`re in position, would you like me to get the ax?
  52. Profile photo of Kingreggie
    Kingreggie Male 18-29
    154 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 10:34 pm
    @xxEmo_kid_xx its not just your name, its your face.
  53. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 10:43 pm
    ugh, i wish they`d cut just a little deeper
  54. Profile photo of omgitsher
    omgitsher Female 18-29
    71 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 10:46 pm
    awww looks like a puppy on the top arm
  55. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 11:03 pm
    -_- Gimme the knife I`ll show them how to do it properly on their own wrists.
  56. Profile photo of Libitanarius
    Libitanarius Male 18-29
    15 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 11:45 pm
    *PUKE*
  57. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 12:49 am
    @omgitsher, really? i think it looks more like a llama.
  58. Profile photo of Dedfink
    Dedfink Female 18-29
    247 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 1:26 am
    Made me think of NIN I went and ordered their daownward spiral cd, forgot how much I loved it :D
  59. Profile photo of MrTomcreaven
    MrTomcreaven Male 18-29
    30 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 1:42 am
    anyone fancy a little light hearted Facebook abuse?
  60. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 3:14 am
    HAHAHA RAID! RAID MY PRETTIES!
  61. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 4:21 am
    haha Llama.
  62. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 4:23 am
    One down, five billion to go.
  63. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 4:24 am
    I hurt others so I can feel something...hmm, maybe we could get together sometime?
  64. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    815 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 5:03 am
    wow tommy, five billion... isn`t that a bit much?
  65. Profile photo of Devilpillar
    Devilpillar Male 13-17
    36 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 5:19 am
    Anyone else think the top splodge looks like a dog?
  66. Profile photo of grahamm
    grahamm Male 18-29
    249 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 6:10 am
    I aM gOiNg To TyPe LiKe ThIs
  67. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 6:13 am
    5 billion?

    soo 85% of the world?
  68. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 6:19 am
    llama!
  69. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 8:49 am
    I agree with Dick Smedley. WTF!
  70. Profile photo of martinikene
    martinikene Male 18-29
    306 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 11:00 am
    Wait, how in the hell did she make that picture! I MeAn EmOs DoN`t HaVe FrIeNdS, dO tHeY?
  71. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 11:26 am
    That looks kind of like a dog on a leash.
    Or a llama.
  72. Profile photo of RuralNinja
    RuralNinja Male 18-29
    519 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    Fail. Every good emo knows you go down the road, not across the street.
  73. Profile photo of tyger9575
    tyger9575 Male 30-39
    297 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 1:18 pm
    @tommy2X4: I get where you came up with your screenname: It`s what everyone who hears your pointless, f*cking comments had said they would LOVE to bash your skull in with. Am I right?
  74. Profile photo of GasMaskKid
    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    Dick Smedley is a fantastic name.
  75. Profile photo of bongsmoka420
    bongsmoka420 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 2:14 pm
    *sigh*
    I thought this fad was over with by now, or atleast hoped it would.
    stupid emos.
  76. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    WHAT THE drat
  77. Profile photo of xmbo
    xmbo Male 18-29
    47 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    what ever, not to deep.
  78. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 4:40 pm
    I looked it up on Facebook and it`s a "like" page, whoever posted this isn`t the one who did it.
  79. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 7:14 pm
    I never understood how something as honestly disturbing as self harming became fashionable.
  80. Profile photo of hahahahahano
    hahahahahano Female 13-17
    79 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 7:32 pm
    it`s fake blood
  81. Profile photo of button_guy
    button_guy Male 18-29
    171 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 9:48 pm
    FAKE!!!!!!
  82. Profile photo of Fleurdelis
    Fleurdelis Female 18-29
    14 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 11:59 pm
    Those of you crying `FAKE!` Please look up `Faux` in the dictionary.
  83. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    June 12, 2011 at 6:31 am
    is that catsup?
  84. Profile photo of SeaChel00
    SeaChel00 Female 13-17
    38 posts
    June 12, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    Dick Smedley at the bottom of the picture

    "What the F***"
  85. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    June 12, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    1: that`s catsoup
    2: She made a zebra
    3: She miss spelled the title
  86. Profile photo of Piricuust
    Piricuust Male 18-29
    1 post
    June 12, 2011 at 2:34 pm
    @RecycleElf

    I think it looks more like a llama.
  87. Profile photo of esmifra
    esmifra Male 18-29
    34 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 3:55 am
    Dick Smedley has it right...

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