Stephen Colbert Reenacts Paul Revere`s Ride

Submitted by: madest 5 years ago Entertainment

Palins version of Revere"s ride that is...
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Male 469
@philip beck is too fat. he would die of exhaustion after two minutes.
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Male 675
It would have been okay if she had just admitted that she had a bit of a mad lib moment, then everything would have been forgotten, but she decided to be a tart and think she was right.
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Male 1,582
.... I can`t watch it. It says I`m in Canada... I`m in Michigan /fail
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Male 58
@SvampeBob:

America sucking up to norway trough this video?
...how?
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Male 49
Glen Beck could kick his a$$!
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Male 12,138
I assure you 5Cats, I`m quite capable of forming my own opinions on Sarah Palin, for one. I literally have no idea what MSNBC is, never watched it, no idea what channel it`s on. And to me, Sarah Palin presents herself as a vapid bint. Much as Bush did in his day. Dude, people are capable of making up their own informed opinions. You`re assuming that people are by default stupid, unless led by the ring through their nose. Hell, you`re starting to sound like Yousuksomuch. Anyone even vaguely left of centre is nothing but a lemming etc etc.

And my personal opinion on SP? She`s dense. And again, I assure you, I formed that opinion entirely on my own, just from watching her operate her mouth. Amazing, eh?
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Male 12,138
[quote]Big Brother MSM says: hate Sarah! She`s stupid! And even if she`s correct, y`all are chanting it in unison. Sad really.

Oh wait, facts don`t matter! Just hate whomever the MSM tells you to!

What`s shameful is the left`s blind hatred of whomever the MSM tells them to hate. Friggin sheep! baa baa!

et f*cking cetera.[/quote]
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Male 835
Palin - Miss North Carolina

Just you watch, there will be millions of zombies who are so hell-bent on never admitting they are wrong, who will vote for her. No matter how dangerous a half-wit like her in office would be, they will vote for her.
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Male 36,514
vv Thank you @markust123! I hope you`re happily refering to my "Redcoats" comment, eh?
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Male 5,190
I laughed when I saw this on tv. Loved it.
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Male 1,598
Mostly it`s just the fact that Sarah Palin can`t even phrase what may or may not have happened in a coherent sentence. That`s somebody who just shouldn`t be in office, regardless of party.
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Male 4,547
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Male 4,547
"She mis-spoke a word or three and the left and the MSM (same thing) are ready to crucify her for it!"

A word or three?

So lets count the mistakes, and see if I can come up with an appropriate analogy.

Fired warning shots (no, falsehood).
Rang bells (popular misconception).
Warned the British (occurred, but not the point as implied).
Wouldn`t take our guns (re-imagining of a non-point into the main point).

This is by her fans considered "correct"?

So by comparison, so is this:
Einstein, who invented the Atom bomb (popular misc), for use against Israel (falsehood), after he was appalled at their use of terrorism (true but not as implied), and to let them know he would never be President of Israel (main point made from a side point).

Is that "more or less right" or "good enough"?
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Male 4,298
5Cats, I tip my hat. You are the king of Trolls.
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Male 122
hahahaha pwned
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Male 4,431
5cats, it doesn`t bother me that she said `British` versus `Colonists`. That really *is* a slip of the tongue and could have happened to anyone. It`s the whole REST of it (you know the parts you and her other fans are trying to rewrite)! The whole "takin` our arms and ammunition and freedom and they`re probably French!" and the whole rest of the stuff she was plainly and clearly pulling out of her ass! Why can`t she just say, "You know what? I`m here sightseeing with my family. Please excuse me."?
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Male 36,514
Yes, she messed up. She mis-spoke a word or three and the left and the MSM (same thing) are ready to crucify her for it!

She should have said "Redcoats" because obviously y`all were British back then! lolz!

But just like when she said "Lets party like it`s 1773!" and the lefties went ballistic on how stupid she is, because EVERYBODY KNOWS the Boston Tea Party happened in 1776! (hint: Sarah was right)

This is the same thing. Big Brother MSM says: hate Sarah! She`s stupid! And even if she`s correct, y`all are chanting it in unison. Sad really.

The YouTube Link Again (for people who don`t like to scroll down...)
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Male 273
Yeah Paul Revere totally warned the british while being interogated on his horse with a bell in one hand and a gun in the other and he totally planned to be captured too, that`s what he`s famous for !
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Male 593
"Maybe all of us John Belushi fans should edit the World War II wikipedia page...you know, to show that the Germans did, in fact, bomb Pearl Harbor."

PURE WIN! rofl!!!
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Male 7,378
Well technically 5Cats is correct. Paul Revere did warn the British because his ride happened before the Declaration of Independence back when we were a British colony and therefore we were all British?
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Male 820
@5cats;

With Colbert and Jon Stewart, they`re at least obviously hamming up their sides, and they throw comedy at it.

In seriousness, together they`re pretty much the must trustworthy source of news you can find.
and yes, that is sad
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Male 383
@Seachange: You shall never have our Doctor Who, never!
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Male 4,431
5Cats, that had nothing to do with his ride. She messed up, Dude! Get over it! It`s like, I can find a quote in the Bible to support anything I want if I squinty one eye and look hard enough. Or hell, why not let`s make this a fun activity. Maybe all of all of us John Belushi fans should edit the World War II wikipedia page...you know, to show that the Germans did, in fact, bomb Pearl Harbor.
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Male 415
So, Palin said that he rode his horse through town, sending out his warning shots and bells to tell the British that they were going to be free. (I just watched the video on youtube on what she said exactly, not that easy to understand, I give you that, she`s not the most coherent speaker of the bunch, I prefer Bush actually) Not exactly like Revere telling the British what was going to happen during an `interrogation`. Which I believe is what historians say, isn`t it? That Revere did tell the British, but during an interrogation, not what Palin is rambling about, now is it 5Cats?

It seems quite clear that she didn`t quite tell it like it is, and it hardly matters at all. But she`s the one trying to stay on the frontline in the media, most likely to try and become president next year. God help us all if she does.
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Female 612
"You colonials don`t let your rightful masters watch any internets now?"

If you Brits let us watch Doctor Who online (or even at the same time, holidays be hanged) we might be more inclined to let you, you know.
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Male 7,378
Sorry about the rights issue, damn inter(national)nets. In many instances we can`t link to European TV clips because of the same reasons in reverse so we too know your pain. The link 5cats provided is essentially the same thing just poorer quality. Sorry.
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Male 2,376
stupid merica... im not going to comedy channel to watch this.. i refuse to play by there stupid rules!!!!!!!!!
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Male 36,514
Oh, and @madest is using a NEWSCLOWN to disprove Palin? Obviously historians all agree with newsclowns!
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Male 36,514
So @madest and @SmagBoy1: Paul Revere`s own accounting of that event, that counts for nothing? How would HE know? Was HE there? (yes actually!)

Revere wrote that he warned the Redcoats while being interrogated. He warned them they`d get their butt kicked, lolz! HOW is that not relevant? Palin never said that`s the ONLY thing he did, but it is part of real history.
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Male 3,076
wtf is America sucking up to Norway? I can watch this video.
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Male 3,076
If I wanted to watch TV I could just hit the input button on my screen...
the end was funny though :P the rest not so much.
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Male 36,514
(hahaha! 3 comments and none of us can watch the clip!)

YouTube Linky!
I guess it`s the same, idk though.
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Male 4,431
5Cats, I`m not sure where you get *your* facts from, but, in general, we don`t rewrite history due to the blabberings of lipsticked tarts whose only saving grace is their tits.
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Male 7,378
5cats you`re a broken record that historians don`t agree with. Shouldn`t you worry about the Canadian Paul Revere? What was her name? Laura Ingersoll Secord?
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Male 2,056
oh com`on!
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Male 1,929
Lol. Why can`t all barred videos have geo-specific explainations on them?
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Male 178
"I could not have said a random string of words better." "Ding Dong you bastard!" Stephen Colbert FTW!!!!!
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Male 1,557
Hilariously, we in the UK can`t see it, and the disclaimer says "please dont send any Red Coats in retaliation"
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Male 36,514
@madest, you do know that Palin was correct, eh? That the poem isn`t a history text, right? That Revere himself wrote that he`d warned the Redcoats, m-kay?

Oh wait, facts don`t matter! Just hate whomever the MSM tells you to!
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Male 6,737
Oh so that`s how it is , is it Yanks?

You colonials don`t let your rightful masters watch any internets now?

I`m ashamed of you. Ashamed.
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Female 101
Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh WHY am I doomed to not see Colbert online?!?!?! Painful.
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Male 7,378
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