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Date: 06/07/11 02:02 PM

43 Responses to Stephen Colbert Reenacts Paul Revere`s Ride

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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 10:49 am
    Link: Stephen Colbert Reenacts Paul Revere`s Ride - Palins version of Revere`s ride that is...
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    tryit0nce Female 18-29
    101 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh WHY am I doomed to not see Colbert online?!?!?! Painful.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    June 7, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    Oh so that`s how it is , is it Yanks?

    You colonials don`t let your rightful masters watch any internets now?

    I`m ashamed of you. Ashamed.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33110 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 2:20 pm
    @madest, you do know that Palin was correct, eh? That the poem isn`t a history text, right? That Revere himself wrote that he`d warned the Redcoats, m-kay?

    Oh wait, facts don`t matter! Just hate whomever the MSM tells you to!
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    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
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    June 7, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    Hilariously, we in the UK can`t see it, and the disclaimer says "please dont send any Red Coats in retaliation"
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    jeffcomedy Male 30-39
    178 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    "I could not have said a random string of words better." "Ding Dong you bastard!" Stephen Colbert FTW!!!!!
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    Lol. Why can`t all barred videos have geo-specific explainations on them?
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
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    June 7, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    oh com`on!
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    madest Male 40-49
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    June 7, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    5cats you`re a broken record that historians don`t agree with. Shouldn`t you worry about the Canadian Paul Revere? What was her name? Laura Ingersoll Secord?
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    June 7, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    5Cats, I`m not sure where you get *your* facts from, but, in general, we don`t rewrite history due to the blabberings of lipsticked tarts whose only saving grace is their tits.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    June 7, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    (hahaha! 3 comments and none of us can watch the clip!)

    YouTube Linky!
    I guess it`s the same, idk though.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    June 7, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    If I wanted to watch TV I could just hit the input button on my screen...
    the end was funny though :P the rest not so much.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
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    June 7, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    wtf is America sucking up to Norway? I can watch this video.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    June 7, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    So @madest and @SmagBoy1: Paul Revere`s own accounting of that event, that counts for nothing? How would HE know? Was HE there? (yes actually!)

    Revere wrote that he warned the Redcoats while being interrogated. He warned them they`d get their butt kicked, lolz! HOW is that not relevant? Palin never said that`s the ONLY thing he did, but it is part of real history.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33110 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 2:34 pm
    Oh, and @madest is using a NEWSCLOWN to disprove Palin? Obviously historians all agree with newsclowns!
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
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    June 7, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    stupid merica... im not going to comedy channel to watch this.. i refuse to play by there stupid rules!!!!!!!!!
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    madest Male 40-49
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    June 7, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    Sorry about the rights issue, damn inter(national)nets. In many instances we can`t link to European TV clips because of the same reasons in reverse so we too know your pain. The link 5cats provided is essentially the same thing just poorer quality. Sorry.
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    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    "You colonials don`t let your rightful masters watch any internets now?"

    If you Brits let us watch Doctor Who online (or even at the same time, holidays be hanged) we might be more inclined to let you, you know.
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    Zieveraar Male 30-39
    415 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 2:41 pm
    So, Palin said that he rode his horse through town, sending out his warning shots and bells to tell the British that they were going to be free. (I just watched the video on youtube on what she said exactly, not that easy to understand, I give you that, she`s not the most coherent speaker of the bunch, I prefer Bush actually) Not exactly like Revere telling the British what was going to happen during an `interrogation`. Which I believe is what historians say, isn`t it? That Revere did tell the British, but during an interrogation, not what Palin is rambling about, now is it 5Cats?

    It seems quite clear that she didn`t quite tell it like it is, and it hardly matters at all. But she`s the one trying to stay on the frontline in the media, most likely to try and become president next year. God help us all if she does.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    5Cats, that had nothing to do with his ride. She messed up, Dude! Get over it! It`s like, I can find a quote in the Bible to support anything I want if I squinty one eye and look hard enough. Or hell, why not let`s make this a fun activity. Maybe all of all of us John Belushi fans should edit the World War II wikipedia page...you know, to show that the Germans did, in fact, bomb Pearl Harbor.
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    ChrisMunich Male 18-29
    383 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 2:47 pm
    @Seachange: You shall never have our Doctor Who, never!
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    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    @5cats;

    With Colbert and Jon Stewart, they`re at least obviously hamming up their sides, and they throw comedy at it.

    In seriousness, together they`re pretty much the must trustworthy source of news you can find.
    and yes, that is sad
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 3:04 pm
    Well technically 5Cats is correct. Paul Revere did warn the British because his ride happened before the Declaration of Independence back when we were a British colony and therefore we were all British?
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    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    593 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    "Maybe all of us John Belushi fans should edit the World War II wikipedia page...you know, to show that the Germans did, in fact, bomb Pearl Harbor."

    PURE WIN! rofl!!!
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    Tekinette Male 30-39
    273 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    Yeah Paul Revere totally warned the british while being interogated on his horse with a bell in one hand and a gun in the other and he totally planned to be captured too, that`s what he`s famous for !
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33110 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 4:51 pm
    Yes, she messed up. She mis-spoke a word or three and the left and the MSM (same thing) are ready to crucify her for it!

    She should have said "Redcoats" because obviously y`all were British back then! lolz!

    But just like when she said "Lets party like it`s 1773!" and the lefties went ballistic on how stupid she is, because EVERYBODY KNOWS the Boston Tea Party happened in 1776! (hint: Sarah was right)

    This is the same thing. Big Brother MSM says: hate Sarah! She`s stupid! And even if she`s correct, y`all are chanting it in unison. Sad really.

    The YouTube Link Again (for people who don`t like to scroll down...)
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 5:57 pm
    5cats, it doesn`t bother me that she said `British` versus `Colonists`. That really *is* a slip of the tongue and could have happened to anyone. It`s the whole REST of it (you know the parts you and her other fans are trying to rewrite)! The whole "takin` our arms and ammunition and freedom and they`re probably French!" and the whole rest of the stuff she was plainly and clearly pulling out of her ass! Why can`t she just say, "You know what? I`m here sightseeing with my family. Please excuse me."?
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    jteachey1 Male 18-29
    122 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 6:33 pm
    hahahaha pwned
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    markust123 Male 40-49
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    June 7, 2011 at 7:20 pm
    5Cats, I tip my hat. You are the king of Trolls.
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 7:26 pm
    "She mis-spoke a word or three and the left and the MSM (same thing) are ready to crucify her for it!"

    A word or three?

    So lets count the mistakes, and see if I can come up with an appropriate analogy.

    Fired warning shots (no, falsehood).
    Rang bells (popular misconception).
    Warned the British (occurred, but not the point as implied).
    Wouldn`t take our guns (re-imagining of a non-point into the main point).

    This is by her fans considered "correct"?

    So by comparison, so is this:
    Einstein, who invented the Atom bomb (popular misc), for use against Israel (falsehood), after he was appalled at their use of terrorism (true but not as implied), and to let them know he would never be President of Israel (main point made from a side point).

    Is that "more or less right" or "good enough"?
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 7:39 pm
    Sources btw:
    President Einstein, inventor of the atomic bomb, and counter-terrorist.
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 7:48 pm
    Mostly it`s just the fact that Sarah Palin can`t even phrase what may or may not have happened in a coherent sentence. That`s somebody who just shouldn`t be in office, regardless of party.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33110 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 8:45 pm
    vv Thank you @markust123! I hope you`re happily refering to my "Redcoats" comment, eh?
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 8:48 pm
    Palin - Miss North Carolina

    Just you watch, there will be millions of zombies who are so hell-bent on never admitting they are wrong, who will vote for her. No matter how dangerous a half-wit like her in office would be, they will vote for her.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 10:31 pm
    Big Brother MSM says: hate Sarah! She`s stupid! And even if she`s correct, y`all are chanting it in unison. Sad really.

    Oh wait, facts don`t matter! Just hate whomever the MSM tells you to!

    What`s shameful is the left`s blind hatred of whomever the MSM tells them to hate. Friggin sheep! baa baa!

    et f*cking cetera.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 10:32 pm
    I assure you 5Cats, I`m quite capable of forming my own opinions on Sarah Palin, for one. I literally have no idea what MSNBC is, never watched it, no idea what channel it`s on. And to me, Sarah Palin presents herself as a vapid bint. Much as Bush did in his day. Dude, people are capable of making up their own informed opinions. You`re assuming that people are by default stupid, unless led by the ring through their nose. Hell, you`re starting to sound like Yousuksomuch. Anyone even vaguely left of centre is nothing but a lemming etc etc.

    And my personal opinion on SP? She`s dense. And again, I assure you, I formed that opinion entirely on my own, just from watching her operate her mouth. Amazing, eh?
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    philipd412 Male 30-39
    49 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 3:55 am
    Glen Beck could kick his a$$!
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    ignotus Male 18-29
    58 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 5:01 am
    @SvampeBob:

    America sucking up to norway trough this video?
    ...how?
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
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    June 8, 2011 at 5:26 am
    .... I can`t watch it. It says I`m in Canada... I`m in Michigan /fail
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    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 11:21 pm
    It would have been okay if she had just admitted that she had a bit of a mad lib moment, then everything would have been forgotten, but she decided to be a tart and think she was right.
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    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 1:31 am
    @philip beck is too fat. he would die of exhaustion after two minutes.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 3:49 am
    lolz

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