Sex Is So Great -- FEEL IT!!!

Submitted by: xCYBERDYNEx 5 years ago Funny

This is the Christian argument against premarital sex.
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Male 38
He looks just like Kevin from The Office, only younger.
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Male 684
I am with Zombunny on this one...When that guy isn`t preaching i bet he goes around in a windowless van giving out free candy...
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Male 22
it`s like... holding a bag of sand... oh yeah...soooooo great!
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Male 559
I`d like to see this without the editing. I bit it would be horrific rather than funny.
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Male 505
Maybe the atheists are just better at coming up with decent jokes, or maybe there is more comedic material around for jokes to only flow one way? 1+1=2, hard to make it funny really. Just saying...
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Male 17,512
xCYBERDYNEx: I was not making it a religious debate.

I was saying that IAB is getting way to predictable with the posts they`ve chosen lately. Be honest, how much more Nyan Cat stuff do we really need to see ?

If IAB would diversify their comedic postings more toward being more equally distributed toward all religions (and atheism as well), then I wouldn`t be offended.

I honestly can`t remember ever seeing an anti-atheist joke ever being posted here, and If ever there was one, I think I`d faint from the shock.
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Male 12,138
vv Chalaque/fattpill, you`re banned already. See here:

http://www.i-am-bored.com/forums.asp?page_num=1&action=read&q_id=61418&ct=10
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Male 12
ohh and Davymid you were on one of these pages claiming that yould leave IAB if you have ever banned someone for false reasons. Well man up or it that typical of homosexuals. to run their mouth without any honor. geeees what a joke
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Male 4,902
Chalaque and CrakrJak/ Chill out, I for one don`t have anything against Christians, I posted this video because I thought it was freaking hilarious. Quit trying to turn everything into a religious debate.
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Male 12,138
[quote]bigots IAB is a bunch of bigots expecailly almightybob he is the one who banned fattpill.[/quote]

Actually Chalaque, that was me. Also, interesting to note that you`ve been ranting all over the boards about fattpill`s banning... fattpill`s registered IP address and yours are about 30 miles apart from each other. Coincidence?
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Male 15,510
This is what religion does to you
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Male 490
@zombunny pretty much got it right. Up until when I was around 13 years of age I was always told by my youth pastor or children`s pastor that sex was a bad thing. Course now I know otherwise, but because of it all and what it did to me I still fear sex, even though I know there is nothing wrong with it. *Shrugs* Politics of the church put in by cranky old people that cant even use their junk. =P
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Female 2,525
"And honestly, sex ISN`T that great."

You`re doin` it wrong.


And Gerry, the problem with this is that these people are raising entire generations of children to grow up with some very unhealthy ideas about sexuality. There`s nothing wrong with being a virgin, but there is something wrong with the repressive, puritanical ideas that tend to come along with it. Kids are taught that something perfectly healthy and natural is shameful and evil, and as a result they often do not grow up to be happy or well adjusted adults.
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Female 2,525
I bet this guy is into some creepy, depraved poo. He probably gets off on wearing diapers while a man in a leather mask spanks him with a tennis racquet.
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Male 64
sad sad repression
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Male 12,365
I realise that the entire concept of race is made up, but classing Christianity as a race is a ludicrously lame attempt to play the victim card.
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Male 12
ohh Here is another example of IAB`s bigoted racism. They can make fun of a group of people who choose to follow something IAB does not agree with but when That group of people speak against gays ohhh hell no IAB needs to protect gay people who choose to be that way. bigots IAB is a bunch of bigots expecailly almightybob he is the one who banned fattpill. what a sad case of hippocrites IAB is. you claim to let everyone have their own way and be there own person except Christians. sorry sad ass bunch of people.
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Female 2,120
But sex does feel better than a ski boot.
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Male 1,011
@Sara

youre doing it wrong then :P
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Male 25,416
Its worth waiting for?
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Male 155
... all that he just said did not make me want to wait.
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Male 2,516
@CrackrJak, I think people who don`t laugh at these posts are a minority, I for one enjoyed it
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Male 1,312
Look at this dude, holy crap he is absolutely terrifying. Nice haircut weirdo
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Male 17,512
Ah Yes, IAB makes fun of Christians yet again. What a big surprise. What is next ? Obese people in an electric wheelchair ? Perhaps more Calvin n` Hobbes ? Maybe something over-the-top stereotypical of a certain race ? More funny cats or dogs ?

Sorry, Fancy but you guys are getting extremely predictable. I know you`re leaving good material un-posted because I`ve seen it in the "Live submissions" link at the bottom of the page.

Predictable = boring, and that goes against what IAB is supposed to be about.
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Male 490
Stupid.
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Male 1,249
"this is just edited together to sounds stupid right?"

No. Its not edited. Really. Its not.
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Male 1,832
0:05 "sex is SO great"
that`s all i needed to hear
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Male 694
I enjoyed that fake spit take for Jesus.
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Male 2,790
this is just edited together to sounds stupid right?
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Male 535
"This is the Christian argument against premarital sex." No it`s not. It`s _A_ Christian argument against premarital sex. That would be like saying that this Yahoo Answers page is THE argument against theism.

Semantics, unlike the poor Oxford Comma, do still matter.
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Male 17
"sex has no place in a daily relationship"

Actually he says sex has no place in a dating relationship ( IE still just getting to know each other) though personally I think even then sex has it`s place.
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Male 1,737
As for the whole "Sex is Great" debate below. It`s not as good as the media would have you believe, but with the right person it can be great. It just depends on if your partner cares about you "finishing".
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Male 6,694
I do love me some great sex.
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Male 1,737
I`ve seen everything there is to see, I`ve touched everything there is to touch"

Right there you can tell exactly how full of poo this guy really is.

"sex has no place in a daily relationship"

Place your bets that he`s single, cause it sure does have a place. That`s how babies are made.

"never let a guy do this" than he gropes a women`s breasts. This is both sad and funny/
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Female 245
"And honestly, sex ISN`T that great. "
You must be doing it wrong.
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Female 1,784
sarah if sex isn`t that great.. then your doing it wrong
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Female 3,562
This would actually be funny even if it wasn`t edited. And honestly, sex ISN`T that great.
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Male 322
Ok, THIS was just stupid. A mashup to make fun, and then call it `THE` Christian argument?
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Female 2,764
I just love when people make videos that take things out of context and only post in the clips that support their opinions (dripping with sarcasm)
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Male 37,888

I don`t see the point of this.
I`m all about squashing christians when they push their stuff on me, but if they want to remain virgins, why tease them for it?

There are worse things they could do...like witch hunting or banning evolutions in schools.
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Male 3,285
what is the world coming to when those who have never had sex are telling others how to have sex?
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Male 773
he mad cuz he couldn`t get none on prom night.
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Male 4,393
~_~ what was that??
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Male 3,472
Go to Hell Christian!
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Male 1,122
That guy is wearing the wrong ski boots.
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Female 1,743
heh.. heh..

half of me wishes it weren`t cut up like that.
I`d really like to hear if he had a good presentation or not.
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Male 267
I have coooome. PPFFFHHHTTT.
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Male 77

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Male 1,793
I don`t love him at all...
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Male 4,902
Link: Sex Is So Great -- FEEL IT!!! [Rate Link] - This is the Christian argument against premarital sex.
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