Sean Connery Hates Apple Computers! [Pic]

Submitted by: catbarf 5 years ago Funny

In 1998, Apple Computers asked Mr. Connery to do an advert for them. Mr. Connery basically said, "F YOU!" Suck it, Jobs.
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Male 371
maybe it was in a singing card with the 007 theme song.
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Male 290
@flyducks: Pierce Brosnan was just a pretty boy. you must be gay flyducks. Connery WAS the best james bond, end of story. I never like the dude with the WIDE open eyes and the mole staring at you. those two factors just creeped me out about him.
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Male 2,859
Please let this be real.
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Male 10,440
There are people out there that just don`t know much about computers, and make enough money that they don`t care about wasting a few grand each time they upgrade. There is a legitimate market for macs.

I wouldn`t call those people kids. They aren`t too bright, but they do make money.
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Male 231
Honestly I don`t get why people say he was the best bond. I think Pierce Brosnan`s suavenessness was better and Daniel Craig (my favorite) is also better imp
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Female 2,120
@wpg idiot
...1998?
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Male 29
`I am drating JAMES BOND`

If it was 1998 then why is Sean Connery drating Pierce Brosnan....
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Male 230
Thish lacksh Seansh Connerysh pronunciationsh
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Female 1,803
"steve jobs only has a job because of mindless kids.

and if you`re an adult with a mac, you`re a kid."

yeah, a kid that makes $75/hr :p

I have 5 macs, does that mean I`ll live forever?
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Male 8
Definitely a fake. Sean Connery has long distanced himself from the James Bond franchise.
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Male 1,737
Wait a tick, anyone else see that Japanese commercial with Sean Connery along side a puppet rabbit. Isn`t that a company? I`m pretty sure it is! At least it`s not apple.
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Male 63
steve jobs only has a job because of mindless kids.

and if you`re an adult with a mac, you`re a kid.
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Male 119
It`s fake,just look on Snopes.com to get full story
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Male 55
"Jobs could buy ten Sean Connery`s."

Um, no. He couldn`t buy even one.
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Female 62
Why is there a tick mark in the right-hand corner? Was this some kind of forgery school assignment?
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Male 145
@cyberdyne

in 1998 apple had its fist profitable year in a long time and had earlier been predicted to go bankrupt, the total proffits apple made in 1998 was 48 million$
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Male 4,902
im not an apple fanboy or anything but saying "Sean Connery is out of apples league" is rediculous. Jobs could buy ten Sean Connery`s.
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Female 110
@pariahnola: totally.
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Male 649
Did anyone else read this and hear the sound of Sean Connerys voice speaking the words?
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Male 2,586
Jokes on him, salesman just got his autograph! *win*
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Male 252
The woman-smacking punk DoeS have a point. All his accomplishments are fake.
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Male 15,510
FAKE
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Male 495
Sean Connery puts 007 at the bottom of all his memos?

Badass.
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Male 11,740
I don`t care if it`s real or fake, it`s cool. It would be sweet for someone to tell these companies where to stick it.
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Female 1,071
Sean Connery just became cooler. even if it was fake
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Male 1,595
I really wished this was real.
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Female 301
Some day I plan on meeting Mr. Connery and having him say "see specially marked boxes for details." (think of it with his voice, you`ll understand)
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Female 177
BADASS

i think its real
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Male 1,297
i bet he has an ifone and doesn`t know that apple makes them. too badass to know. "Sean knows no limits!!!@#$"
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Female 1
FAKE: snopes has something on it. http://www.snopes.com/ humor/letters/connery.asp
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Male 2,592
Typewriter!! :D
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Male 4,014
What a badass. You could get women wet just by Whispering "Bond, James Bond."
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Male 2,619
So fake.
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Female 734
I bet he has an iPhone
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Male 79
Did imagine Sean Connery reading this aloud instead of reading it yourself. if so, it sounds so much more badass
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Male 1,231
I really, really hope that this is real!
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Female 3,001
please be real please be real please be real
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Male 282
Apple sux, that is all.
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Male 2,790
i don`t understand
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Female 1,356
he`s drating James Bond
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Male 17,512
My admiration of Sean Connery has just ticked up two notches.
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Male 51
The 007 logo in the corner is a great touch.
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Male 675
Fake or real, Sean Connery is waaay out of Apple`s league. Jobs can go blow.
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Male 535
Fake news, fresh from scoopertino!

http://bit.ly/iG8v6k

Just in case you`re curious =D
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Male 3,472
Fake
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Female 2,927
you dont f*ck with Sean Connery.
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Male 2,376
does Sean Connery look like a hipster douchbag? i dont think so!!!!!
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Female 1,435
lol yeah suck it bitch
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Male 417
He`s f`ing James Bond? I hope he brought lube.
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Male 543
this is a dumb waste of time
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Male 32
LAD!
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Female 4,349
silly. i object.
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Male 25,416
lolz, callin fake tho
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Male 146
I sawed it on the internetz. Itz got to be true and if it izn`t itz still funny....http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/connery.asp
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Male 362
I`m James Bond bitch!
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Male 1,931
I am fu cking JAMES BOND!
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Male 6,737
If it`s good enough for Sir Sean, it`s good enough for me.
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Male 440
This is fake. Funny but fake.
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Male 593
Ha!
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Male 1,455
Link: Sean Connery Hates Apple Computers! [Pic] [Rate Link] - In 1998, Apple Computers asked Mr. Connery to do an advert for them. Mr. Connery basically said, `F YOU!` Suck it, Jobs.
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