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Date: 06/21/11 11:45 AM

60 Responses to Sean Connery Hates Apple Computers! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 11:47 am
    Link: Sean Connery Hates Apple Computers! - In 1998, Apple Computers asked Mr. Connery to do an advert for them. Mr. Connery basically said, `F YOU!` Suck it, Jobs.
  2. Profile photo of anarchsoul
    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    593 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 11:51 am
    Ha!
  3. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 11:51 am
    This is fake. Funny but fake.
  4. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 11:54 am
    If it`s good enough for Sir Sean, it`s good enough for me.
  5. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 11:57 am
    I am fu cking JAMES BOND!
  6. Profile photo of username3415
    username3415 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 11:58 am
    I`m James Bond bitch!
  7. Profile photo of BoredIAm
    BoredIAm Male 18-29
    146 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    I sawed it on the internetz. Itz got to be true and if it izn`t itz still funny....http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/connery.asp
  8. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    lolz, callin fake tho
  9. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    silly. i object.
  10. Profile photo of MooseMaster
    MooseMaster Male 18-29
    32 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    LAD!
  11. Profile photo of muffalletta
    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    this is a dumb waste of time
  12. Profile photo of rncotton
    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    He`s f`ing James Bond? I hope he brought lube.
  13. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    lol yeah suck it bitch
  14. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 12:50 pm
    does Sean Connery look like a hipster douchbag? i dont think so!!!!!
  15. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    you dont f*ck with Sean Connery.
  16. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    Fake
  17. Profile photo of Deviros
    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    Fake news, fresh from scoopertino!

    http://bit.ly/iG8v6k

    Just in case you`re curious =D
  18. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    Fake or real, Sean Connery is waaay out of Apple`s league. Jobs can go blow.
  19. Profile photo of Lelio
    Lelio Male 18-29
    51 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    The 007 logo in the corner is a great touch.
  20. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 2:49 pm
    My admiration of Sean Connery has just ticked up two notches.
  21. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 2:50 pm
    he`s drating James Bond
  22. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 2:58 pm
    i don`t understand
  23. Profile photo of Amurika
    Amurika Male 30-39
    282 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    Apple sux, that is all.
  24. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    please be real please be real please be real
  25. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 4:21 pm
    I really, really hope that this is real!
  26. Profile photo of pokherkid
    pokherkid Male 18-29
    79 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 4:26 pm
    Did imagine Sean Connery reading this aloud instead of reading it yourself. if so, it sounds so much more badass
  27. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 4:29 pm
    I bet he has an iPhone
  28. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 6:13 pm
    So fake.
  29. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 6:27 pm
    What a badass. You could get women wet just by Whispering "Bond, James Bond."
  30. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 6:27 pm
    Typewriter!! :D
  31. Profile photo of elby
    elby Female 40-49
    1 post
    June 21, 2011 at 6:31 pm
    FAKE: snopes has something on it. http://www.snopes.com/ humor/letters/connery.asp
  32. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 6:44 pm
    i bet he has an ifone and doesn`t know that apple makes them. too badass to know. "Sean knows no limits!!!@#$"
  33. Profile photo of KittKnickers
    KittKnickers Female 18-29
    177 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 7:18 pm
    BADASS

    i think its real
  34. Profile photo of Stodogs
    Stodogs Female 13-17
    301 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 7:24 pm
    Some day I plan on meeting Mr. Connery and having him say "see specially marked boxes for details." (think of it with his voice, you`ll understand)
  35. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 7:25 pm
    I really wished this was real.
  36. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 8:01 pm
    Sean Connery just became cooler. even if it was fake
  37. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 8:35 pm
    I don`t care if it`s real or fake, it`s cool. It would be sweet for someone to tell these companies where to stick it.
  38. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    Sean Connery puts 007 at the bottom of all his memos?

    Badass.
  39. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 9:26 pm
    FAKE
  40. Profile photo of zeegrr
    zeegrr Male 40-49
    159 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 10:10 pm
    The woman-smacking punk DoeS have a point. All his accomplishments are fake.
  41. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 11:56 pm
    Jokes on him, salesman just got his autograph! *win*
  42. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 12:18 am
    Did anyone else read this and hear the sound of Sean Connerys voice speaking the words?
  43. Profile photo of Comagirl123
    Comagirl123 Female 18-29
    110 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 12:56 am
    @pariahnola: totally.
  44. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 1:46 am
    im not an apple fanboy or anything but saying "Sean Connery is out of apples league" is rediculous. Jobs could buy ten Sean Connery`s.
  45. Profile photo of rubbiten
    rubbiten Male 18-29
    145 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 3:22 am
    @cyberdyne

    in 1998 apple had its fist profitable year in a long time and had earlier been predicted to go bankrupt, the total proffits apple made in 1998 was 48 million$
  46. Profile photo of simmerdown
    simmerdown Female 18-29
    62 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 3:47 am
    Why is there a tick mark in the right-hand corner? Was this some kind of forgery school assignment?
  47. Profile photo of Tsuroyu
    Tsuroyu Male 18-29
    55 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 3:48 am
    "Jobs could buy ten Sean Connery`s."

    Um, no. He couldn`t buy even one.
  48. Profile photo of unclelar
    unclelar Male 50-59
    119 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 5:06 am
    It`s fake,just look on Snopes.com to get full story
  49. Profile photo of Dimmu_Borgir
    Dimmu_Borgir Male 18-29
    63 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 5:25 am
    steve jobs only has a job because of mindless kids.

    and if you`re an adult with a mac, you`re a kid.
  50. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 6:04 am
    Wait a tick, anyone else see that Japanese commercial with Sean Connery along side a puppet rabbit. Isn`t that a company? I`m pretty sure it is! At least it`s not apple.
  51. Profile photo of wpg_idiot
    wpg_idiot Male 18-29
    8 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 8:01 am
    Definitely a fake. Sean Connery has long distanced himself from the James Bond franchise.
  52. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 8:17 am
    "steve jobs only has a job because of mindless kids.

    and if you`re an adult with a mac, you`re a kid."

    yeah, a kid that makes $75/hr :p

    I have 5 macs, does that mean I`ll live forever?
  53. Profile photo of DCBizzle
    DCBizzle Male 18-29
    230 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 9:43 am
    Thish lacksh Seansh Connerysh pronunciationsh
  54. Profile photo of Hollowdroid
    Hollowdroid Male 18-29
    29 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 10:03 am
    `I am drating JAMES BOND`

    If it was 1998 then why is Sean Connery drating Pierce Brosnan....
  55. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 10:14 am
    @wpg idiot
    ...1998?
  56. Profile photo of flyducks
    flyducks Male 13-17
    231 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 10:54 am
    Honestly I don`t get why people say he was the best bond. I think Pierce Brosnan`s suavenessness was better and Daniel Craig (my favorite) is also better imp
  57. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    There are people out there that just don`t know much about computers, and make enough money that they don`t care about wasting a few grand each time they upgrade. There is a legitimate market for macs.

    I wouldn`t call those people kids. They aren`t too bright, but they do make money.
  58. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 9:31 am
    Please let this be real.
  59. Profile photo of bongsmoka420
    bongsmoka420 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 5:19 pm
    @flyducks: Pierce Brosnan was just a pretty boy. you must be gay flyducks. Connery WAS the best james bond, end of story. I never like the dude with the WIDE open eyes and the mole staring at you. those two factors just creeped me out about him.
  60. Profile photo of MrLill
    MrLill Male 18-29
    371 posts
    June 26, 2011 at 3:13 am
    maybe it was in a singing card with the 007 theme song.

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