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Date: 06/19/11 02:47 PM

60 Responses to Probably British [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    Link: Probably British - Yeah just weird enough it should be British....
  2. Profile photo of CreweAlex
    CreweAlex Male 18-29
    76 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 3:09 pm
    Nope, not ours, we only used copper ones
  3. Profile photo of MrHoobToYou
    MrHoobToYou Male 40-49
    405 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    I need one of these.
  4. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 3:13 pm
    I don`t even have a penis and that makes me wince.
  5. Profile photo of MikeyNiv
    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    Me and most of my mates use copper or steel. I just asked around and nickel-plated is virtually unheard of here. Try France or Italy.
  6. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 3:42 pm
    You know people will still find a sexual use for those
  7. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 4:04 pm
    wow...bad times
  8. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    A lot of people are allergic to nickle. That`s a bad place to be a rash.
  9. Profile photo of ledgehead
    ledgehead Male 40-49
    633 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    If it`s British they probably got it from Japan or China.
  10. Profile photo of TheeAJ123
    TheeAJ123 Male 30-39
    118 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    Nothing is going to stop a guy from masterbating.
  11. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 5:07 pm
    aren`t those just rooster rings?
  12. Profile photo of McDuff73
    McDuff73 Male 30-39
    870 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 5:13 pm
    I think I have some of those in a drawer somewhere
  13. Profile photo of KtySpix
    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 5:40 pm
    CBT
  14. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    Cat someone enlighten as to how they are supposed to work, and how they are (presumably) fixed in place?
  15. Profile photo of coolcrazyguy
    coolcrazyguy Male 18-29
    161 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 6:44 pm
    Oh yes, because the British are such prudes. Not like Americans, right? pfft, get over yourselves.
  16. Profile photo of Chojiro
    Chojiro Male 18-29
    247 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 7:06 pm
    Great description...
  17. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 7:12 pm
    I think a turtle would put me off wanking too.
  18. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 7:23 pm
    Hey coolcrazyguy, you`re an American too, dumbass.
  19. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 7:29 pm
    coolcrazyguy = stupid troll. Just ignore it.
  20. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 7:29 pm
    Oh that reminds me, I need to buy a new one! They don`t make them like they used to anymore sadly. The hinges barley last a year before snapping now...
  21. Profile photo of JDplaysFF
    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 7:34 pm
    Hey coolcrazyguy, get a hobby. I mean something other than "pfft get over yourself, stupid americans!" And yes, if you study history you`ll find all sorts of tortuous devices that Europeans developed to try to stunt their sexuality. Are they the only ones who did? Not by a long shot. But an educated guess would place a ring that punishes the wearer for getting an erection as probably british.
  22. Profile photo of Solarmew
    Solarmew Female 18-29
    119 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 7:34 pm
    Hey, BostonKaiser, coolcrazyguy is from Canada, dumbass
  23. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 7:37 pm
    Or ghetto monocles
  24. Profile photo of Klivel
    Klivel Male 18-29
    106 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 7:38 pm
    Look a lot like wedding rings to me... kinda what I always thought of them as, too. At least in an ideal world.
  25. Profile photo of JDplaysFF
    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    Oh, and as an afterthought, this particular anti-sexuality device is INCREDIBLY tame compared to what some cultures came up with, which in my mind at least, marks the inventor as the least "prudish" of the religious "prudes" that came up with this crap.
  26. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33127 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 7:43 pm
    Oh those British and their kinky sex-toys!
    Still tame in comparison to the Japanese, eh?
  27. Profile photo of JDplaysFF
    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 7:52 pm
    Solarmew, I think what BostonKaiser was trying to get at is the USA doesn`t have the monopoly on "America". Anyone from North America or South America can technically be called an "American".
  28. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 9:01 pm
    noooo, according to all british people, they are all beautiful and smart. so why would they need anti-masturbation rings?

    you can find a nice female tourist to rape and sell. you don`t need these.
  29. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 9:04 pm
    ouch
  30. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 9:45 pm
    Prolly.
  31. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 11:09 pm
    And thats why Britain has accomplished so much. They didnt spend their time fapping to nudy ladies
  32. Profile photo of Frankii
    Frankii Female 18-29
    437 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 12:01 am
    Oh dear, that`s not going to be fun if they`ve got nickel on, loads of people are allergic to nickel
  33. Profile photo of mistamoni
    mistamoni Male 18-29
    138 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 12:15 am
    im confused as to how these work
  34. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 12:38 am
    @mistamoni

    It slides over your junk. The ring has spikes on the inside. As you get hard, the spikes push in to your man meat.
  35. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 12:49 am
    just like grandad used to have
  36. Profile photo of Beardofzeus
    Beardofzeus Male 30-39
    670 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 1:28 am
    Damn right. We take our anti-masturbation seriously.
  37. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 1:58 am
    who the drat would put a mini bear trap on their junk :|
  38. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 2:09 am
    >Mistanomi
    I`m going to guess that they are meant to always be on your junk, but the sharp bits don`t do any damage so long as it`s flaccid.

    Don`t ask me how I came up with that idea.
  39. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 2:16 am
    who the drat would put a mini bear trap on their junk :|

    Masturbation was hysterically stigmatised in the past in various places. Most relevantly for this sort of thing, mid 19th century USA, Britain (and maybe western Europe, I`m not sure).

    It was widely believed to cause a wide variety of highly debilitating problems that would utterly ruin your life. It was viewed as being as dangerous as crack is viewed today. Completely wrong, but many people believed it for a while. One of the results was a variety of devices intended to make masturbation impossible (chastity belts date back to this time) or to encourage impotence by associating erection with pain.

    Given the hysteria, some men wore them voluntarily. They were also put on boys without their consent.

    The most infamous result of this anti-masturbation lunacy was the forced circumcision of boys on a large scale.

    Britain got over it, but the USA is well behind.
  40. Profile photo of Uthrax
    Uthrax Male 30-39
    77 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 3:42 am
    more like hose clamps than bear traps
  41. Profile photo of botfly
    botfly Male 50-59
    616 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 3:58 am
    A nude photo of Rosie O`donnell would work just as well.
  42. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 4:39 am
    I was married for twenty years and masturbated 5-15 times a week. Since then it is too easy to find women to be more than willing to have proper sex with. My advise to young men is to not get married. Children are over rated. The are expensive and blame you for all of their shortcomings.
  43. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 4:52 am
    oh, just wow
  44. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 6:04 am
    tommy2x4

    oh, just wow
    you`re doing it wrong
  45. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 6:05 am
    ...and why is there such a stigma on masturbation?
  46. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 7:12 am
    Those look more like rings.... which means once you buy one of those you`ll be doing nothing but masturbating.
  47. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 7:12 am
    i`d probably just get used to it and carry on
  48. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 7:48 am
    You mean that not a Kock ring ?
  49. Profile photo of trippy25
    trippy25 Male 18-29
    340 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 8:24 am
    wow that might get me to stop lmao
  50. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 8:40 am
    Were these invented by Prince Albert??????
  51. Profile photo of NotAPimecone
    NotAPimecone Male 18-29
    33 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 9:18 am
    They are spiked, similar to a device known as a Kali`e Teeth Bracelet. The idea with those is that they fit tightly around the shaft of the penis when flaccid and lock on. If it starts to get erect, the spikes dig in, discouraging the erection and any attempt at masturbation.
  52. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    oh yeah, the british used to sell these to the americans in the late 1800`s. apparently more than 25 million were produced and sold.
  53. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    Must be asain judging by the size.
  54. Profile photo of CoconutMufin
    CoconutMufin Female 70 & Over
    7 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 2:17 pm
    penises are THAT small?!?!?! i am never having sex...
  55. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 4:55 pm
    Don`t look comfortable. At least, chastity belts came with a spare key ;)
  56. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    so if the spikey thing didn`t work then they stuffed a creepy bug down your y-fronts instead?
  57. Profile photo of ThaMC
    ThaMC Male 18-29
    46 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 10:15 pm
    its that small because its intedid to be put on a flacid penis and keep it from getting hard due to pain
  58. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 10:56 pm
    hmmm party favors?
  59. Profile photo of Clunkst
    Clunkst Male 18-29
    113 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 12:51 am
    do they go on your fingers or your wiener?
  60. Profile photo of Bountykat
    Bountykat Female 18-29
    399 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    LOL PROBABLY BRITISH

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