Probably British [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago Weird

Yeah just weird enough it should be British....
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Female 399
LOL PROBABLY BRITISH
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Male 113
do they go on your fingers or your wiener?
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Male 4,902
hmmm party favors?
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Male 46
its that small because its intedid to be put on a flacid penis and keep it from getting hard due to pain
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Female 1,048
so if the spikey thing didn`t work then they stuffed a creepy bug down your y-fronts instead?
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Female 1,264
Don`t look comfortable. At least, chastity belts came with a spare key ;)
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Female 7
penises are THAT small?!?!?! i am never having sex...
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Male 901
Must be asain judging by the size.
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Male 721
oh yeah, the british used to sell these to the americans in the late 1800`s. apparently more than 25 million were produced and sold.
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Male 33
They are spiked, similar to a device known as a Kali`e Teeth Bracelet. The idea with those is that they fit tightly around the shaft of the penis when flaccid and lock on. If it starts to get erect, the spikes dig in, discouraging the erection and any attempt at masturbation.
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Male 14,330
Were these invented by Prince Albert??????
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Male 340
wow that might get me to stop lmao
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Male 6,694
You mean that not a Kock ring ?
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Male 1,153
i`d probably just get used to it and carry on
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Male 953
Those look more like rings.... which means once you buy one of those you`ll be doing nothing but masturbating.
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Female 2,509
...and why is there such a stigma on masturbation?
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Female 2,509
tommy2x4

oh, just wow
you`re doing it wrong
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Male 950
oh, just wow
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Male 3,472
I was married for twenty years and masturbated 5-15 times a week. Since then it is too easy to find women to be more than willing to have proper sex with. My advise to young men is to not get married. Children are over rated. The are expensive and blame you for all of their shortcomings.
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Male 616
A nude photo of Rosie O`donnell would work just as well.
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Male 77
more like hose clamps than bear traps
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Male 12,365
[quote]who the drat would put a mini bear trap on their junk :|[/quote]

Masturbation was hysterically stigmatised in the past in various places. Most relevantly for this sort of thing, mid 19th century USA, Britain (and maybe western Europe, I`m not sure).

It was widely believed to cause a wide variety of highly debilitating problems that would utterly ruin your life. It was viewed as being as dangerous as crack is viewed today. Completely wrong, but many people believed it for a while. One of the results was a variety of devices intended to make masturbation impossible (chastity belts date back to this time) or to encourage impotence by associating erection with pain.

Given the hysteria, some men wore them voluntarily. They were also put on boys without their consent.

The most infamous result of this anti-masturbation lunacy was the forced circumcision of boys on a large scale.

Britain got over it, but the USA is well behind.
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Male 2,553
>Mistanomi
I`m going to guess that they are meant to always be on your junk, but the sharp bits don`t do any damage so long as it`s flaccid.

Don`t ask me how I came up with that idea.
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Male 3,745
who the drat would put a mini bear trap on their junk :|
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Male 670
Damn right. We take our anti-masturbation seriously.
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Male 414
just like grandad used to have
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Male 379
@mistamoni

It slides over your junk. The ring has spikes on the inside. As you get hard, the spikes push in to your man meat.
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Male 138
im confused as to how these work
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Female 437
Oh dear, that`s not going to be fun if they`ve got nickel on, loads of people are allergic to nickel
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Male 25,416
And thats why Britain has accomplished so much. They didnt spend their time fapping to nudy ladies
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Male 12,138
Prolly.
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Female 4,349
ouch
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Male 2,790
noooo, according to all british people, they are all beautiful and smart. so why would they need anti-masturbation rings?

you can find a nice female tourist to rape and sell. you don`t need these.
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Male 625
Solarmew, I think what BostonKaiser was trying to get at is the USA doesn`t have the monopoly on "America". Anyone from North America or South America can technically be called an "American".
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Male 36,366
Oh those British and their kinky sex-toys!
Still tame in comparison to the Japanese, eh?
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Male 625
Oh, and as an afterthought, this particular anti-sexuality device is INCREDIBLY tame compared to what some cultures came up with, which in my mind at least, marks the inventor as the least "prudish" of the religious "prudes" that came up with this crap.
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Male 106
Look a lot like wedding rings to me... kinda what I always thought of them as, too. At least in an ideal world.
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Female 2,120
Or ghetto monocles
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Female 119
Hey, BostonKaiser, coolcrazyguy is from Canada, dumbass
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Male 625
Hey coolcrazyguy, get a hobby. I mean something other than "pfft get over yourself, stupid americans!" And yes, if you study history you`ll find all sorts of tortuous devices that Europeans developed to try to stunt their sexuality. Are they the only ones who did? Not by a long shot. But an educated guess would place a ring that punishes the wearer for getting an erection as probably british.
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Male 1,442
Oh that reminds me, I need to buy a new one! They don`t make them like they used to anymore sadly. The hinges barley last a year before snapping now...
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Male 11,740
coolcrazyguy = stupid troll. Just ignore it.
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Male 1,204
Hey coolcrazyguy, you`re an American too, dumbass.
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Male 2,619
I think a turtle would put me off wanking too.
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Male 247
Great description...
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Male 161
Oh yes, because the British are such prudes. Not like Americans, right? pfft, get over yourselves.
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Female 6,381
Cat someone enlighten as to how they are supposed to work, and how they are (presumably) fixed in place?
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Male 621
CBT
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Male 871
I think I have some of those in a drawer somewhere
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Female 1,356
aren`t those just rooster rings?
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Male 118
Nothing is going to stop a guy from masterbating.
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Male 633
If it`s British they probably got it from Japan or China.
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Female 1,589
A lot of people are allergic to nickle. That`s a bad place to be a rash.
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Female 3,001
wow...bad times
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Male 15,510
You know people will still find a sexual use for those
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Male 697
Me and most of my mates use copper or steel. I just asked around and nickel-plated is virtually unheard of here. Try France or Italy.
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Female 3,574
I don`t even have a penis and that makes me wince.
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Male 405
I need one of these.
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Male 76
Nope, not ours, we only used copper ones
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Female 8,044
Link: Probably British [Pic] [Rate Link] - Yeah just weird enough it should be British....
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