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Date: 06/14/11 08:04 AM

42 Responses to Open Letter To A Fellow Gym Member [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 7:40 am
    Link: Open Letter To A Fellow Gym Member - Ross Beeley has a point!
  2. Profile photo of Golkar
    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 8:09 am
    Ross Beeley spends too much time pondering geriatric genitalia.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 8:11 am
    TLDR
  4. Profile photo of thirrteen
    thirrteen Male 40-49
    230 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 8:14 am
    Yes...Do shine on you withering diamond.
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    Dimmu_Borgir Male 18-29
    63 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 8:31 am
    i can`t wait
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    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 8:33 am
    gene-carrying duffle bag lmao
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    trippy25 Male 18-29
    340 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 8:47 am
    hahaha not what i was expecting
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    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 9:02 am
    This is drating fab.
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    IGORED Male 18-29
    84 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 9:12 am
    SPERM FOUNTAINS LOL
  10. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 9:57 am
    "Great Men of Genius."

    "Testicle Blow-drying Man."
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 10:28 am
    ummm the best way to get dry down there is air drying.. i dont see anything wrong with.. soooo i can fondle my balls with a towel,n give em a good rub down.. but blow drying is taboo in the locker room? not only does this not make sense. now we cant even practice good oral hygiene without being judged... well i say this to the letter writter... you know hwy nobody wants to suck you off?? because you stink that`s why!!!!! its quite obvious this guy is a closet bisexual to scared to come out and the only way he gets his fix is going to the gym to see some dick
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    kangoala Male 18-29
    702 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 10:34 am
    @green basterd: If you`d actually read the thing to the end you would have seen that the writer signs off with admiration, saying "Shine On!"
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    phoneybone Male 18-29
    1744 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 10:36 am
    very amusing
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    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    750 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 10:49 am
    ...now we cant even practice good oral hygiene without being judged...

    The innuendo is epic.
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    bizzarmind Male 18-29
    390 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 11:00 am
    @greenbastard Since when is blow drying your balls oral hygiene?
  16. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 11:00 am
    the mental picture i get from this is worthy of some bleaching.
  17. Profile photo of rockduck
    rockduck Male 18-29
    49 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 11:05 am
    The images *cringes in fear*
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    MightyPeanut Male 30-39
    411 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 11:13 am
    The Pink Floyd reference was well received :)
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 11:55 am
    @greenbastard Since when is blow drying your balls oral hygiene? you really are stupid arent you
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 1:03 pm
    Wow, thats kinda gay!
  21. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1242 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    Like several have said before, the images that this letter invoked can`t be unimagined.
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    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    Shouldn`t this be under the heading "Don`t leave Grandpa unattended"?
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    Made me think of that Oatmeal comic:

    http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/minor_differences2/7.png
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    I wish I could write like that. I would write an open letter to the guy at the gym who likes to take a few extra seconds to admire his naked body in the full-walled mirror in the locker room.
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    kangoala Male 18-29
    702 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 4:43 pm
    @green basterd
    Yes you are my friend. Yes you are.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 4:46 pm
    lol davymid
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    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 4:59 pm
    Funny how (apologies to nudists everywhere) it seems that everytime you (unfortunately) see people in this type of public display of wierd nudity they are all saggy, wrinkly and OLD!!! Is is compulsory or something??
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    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 5:39 pm
    @kiwigirl2

    we were born naked why not die naked!!
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    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 5:51 pm
    alot longer than in needed to be
  30. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 6:14 pm
    sperm fountains, yes!
  31. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 6:36 pm
    it was long, but it kept me entertained.
  32. Profile photo of SuperOnion
    SuperOnion Male 18-29
    151 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 6:54 pm
    That was pretty funny. I particularly enjoyed the Pink Floyd joke
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    talon0325 Male 40-49
    382 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 8:16 pm
    Oh crap, that`s were granpa went again, he must have turned right at the old folks lawn balling club. Can someone yank him home?
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 11:56 pm
    horrifying mental images
  35. Profile photo of Tekas
    Tekas Male 18-29
    147 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 1:23 am
    LMAO That was hilarious!
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    HAHAyousuk Male 18-29
    153 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 5:56 am
    "Your scrotum reminds me of boardwalk taffy."
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    jeffcomedy Male 30-39
    178 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 8:59 am
    "your gene carrying duffel bag." :D
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    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 4:32 am
    I almost spit coffee onto my monitor that was so funny.
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    DJL Male 30-39
    134 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 5:03 am
    I`ve seen this happen before. I didn`t go back for a long time.
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    apedrana Male 18-29
    144 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    Lost my poo! good and proper =D
  41. Profile photo of janeenie
    janeenie Female 18-29
    123 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    this guys metaphors are magical
  42. Profile photo of Skyeofgreen
    Skyeofgreen Female 18-29
    209 posts
    August 29, 2011 at 6:48 pm
    this has to be the most outstanding thing I have ever read, well done sir, well done

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