Open Letter To A Fellow Gym Member [Pic]

Submitted by: madest 5 years ago in Funny

Ross Beeley has a point!
There are 42 comments:
Female 209
this has to be the most outstanding thing I have ever read, well done sir, well done
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Female 122
this guys metaphors are magical
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Male 144
Lost my poo! good and proper =D
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Male 134
I`ve seen this happen before. I didn`t go back for a long time.
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Male 1,737
I almost spit coffee onto my monitor that was so funny.
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Male 178
"your gene carrying duffel bag." :D
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Male 153
"Your scrotum reminds me of boardwalk taffy."
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Male 147
LMAO That was hilarious!
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Male 4,902
horrifying mental images
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Male 382
Oh crap, that`s were granpa went again, he must have turned right at the old folks lawn balling club. Can someone yank him home?
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Male 151
That was pretty funny. I particularly enjoyed the Pink Floyd joke
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Female 1,205
it was long, but it kept me entertained.
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Female 1,356
sperm fountains, yes!
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Male 875
alot longer than in needed to be
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Female 1,324
@kiwigirl2

we were born naked why not die naked!!
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Female 1,048
Funny how (apologies to nudists everywhere) it seems that everytime you (unfortunately) see people in this type of public display of wierd nudity they are all saggy, wrinkly and OLD!!! Is is compulsory or something??
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Male 3,915
lol davymid
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Male 702
@green basterd
Yes you are my friend. Yes you are.
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Male 2,085
I wish I could write like that. I would write an open letter to the guy at the gym who likes to take a few extra seconds to admire his naked body in the full-walled mirror in the locker room.
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Male 12,138
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Female 734
Shouldn`t this be under the heading "Don`t leave Grandpa unattended"?
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Female 1,329
Like several have said before, the images that this letter invoked can`t be unimagined.
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Male 25,416
Wow, thats kinda gay!
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Male 2,376
@greenbastard Since when is blow drying your balls oral hygiene? you really are stupid arent you
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Male 411
The Pink Floyd reference was well received :)
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Male 49
The images *cringes in fear*
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Female 4,359
the mental picture i get from this is worthy of some bleaching.
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Male 390
@greenbastard Since when is blow drying your balls oral hygiene?
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Male 749
[quote]...now we cant even practice good oral hygiene without being judged... [/quote]

The innuendo is epic.
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Male 1,744
very amusing
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Male 702
@green basterd: If you`d actually read the thing to the end you would have seen that the writer signs off with admiration, saying "Shine On!"
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Male 2,376
ummm the best way to get dry down there is air drying.. i dont see anything wrong with.. soooo i can fondle my balls with a towel,n give em a good rub down.. but blow drying is taboo in the locker room? not only does this not make sense. now we cant even practice good oral hygiene without being judged... well i say this to the letter writter... you know hwy nobody wants to suck you off?? because you stink that`s why!!!!! its quite obvious this guy is a closet bisexual to scared to come out and the only way he gets his fix is going to the gym to see some dick
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Male 3,322
"Great Men of Genius."

"Testicle Blow-drying Man."
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Male 84
SPERM FOUNTAINS LOL
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Female 420
This is drating fab.
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Male 340
hahaha not what i was expecting
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Female 1,148
gene-carrying duffle bag lmao
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Male 63
i can`t wait
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Male 230
Yes...Do shine on you withering diamond.
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Male 15,510
TLDR
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Male 391
Ross Beeley spends too much time pondering geriatric genitalia.
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Male 7,378
Link: Open Letter To A Fellow Gym Member [Pic] [Rate Link] - Ross Beeley has a point!
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