Nice Guys

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago Entertainment

Nice guys finish last....so does being a douche work? A Lonely Island style song by Chester See, KevJumba, & Ryan Higa.
There are 27 comments:
Male 351
""tbh, a lot of the nicest guys are know are extremely retarded individuals""

am i the only one that literally loled at this?
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Female 418
tbh, a lot of the nicest guys are know are extremely retarded individuals
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Male 532
easiersaid: I`m more than just a little bitter...as I said before, I`m married. I still have to disagree and stick to my guns on this arguement just from past experience and watching it occur on a daily basis. Maybe you`re just one of the women who still has enough self respect to avoid this stereotype, maybe you`re in denial. Either way It`s what I have observed to be the absolute truth in a large majority of cases. The other big lie that every woman speaks is that the most important thing they look for in a man is a "sense of humor". Trust me, i`m pretty funny and it never got me anywhere. Now dressing up in expensive clothes and driving a nice car...that works.
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Male 31
Those guys are cute!
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Male 250
lol funny poo
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Female 2,927
the two asian guys are cute!
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Male 1,744
@moltenrocks
guarantee your "nice guys" are really just douche bags in disguise
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Male 758
Evil Eye- So, the jerks are just scraping up whoever falls for that act? Sounds like a sh-tty deal to me.
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Female 956
hahaha, I loved the `MOOOOO` part.

And those asian guys were adorable. <3
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Female 95
I actually prefer nice guys. Any girl who prefers a jerk is really stupid.
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Male 533
Wait wait...there were two Asian guys?
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Male 1,442
I am getting kinda bored with this steriotype. Can it go away now?

It is not that women prefer jerks, it is that jerks try alot harder. I bet most who sais girls only like jerks asks about one women out every few months tops. Maybe never! The jerks tend to try as many times a day as they can till one girl finaly sais yes, but for every yes was 30 nos.

Or simply, you are just bitter so like putting down people in your sad little mind to make yourself feel better.
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Female 29
its not the worse you treat her its kind of like you dont need her that makes her want you so much more cuz we all want what we cant have. but if he called me fat or somethin i would just straight up leave
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Male 875
pretty good but does he have a necklace made of a neocube?
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Male 405
I`m a nice guy but my girlfriend lives in Canada.
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Male 535
the worse you treat girls, the more they want you... sad but it`s true. try it and you will see
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Male 1,081
Is he wearing a grid of rare-earth magnets as a necklace?
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Male 2,345
better than most Lonely island songs. and for the most part true.
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Female 83
I`m not going to lie, though. The part where the jerk slaps her hand is funny.
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Female 83
VAJENGA: *Someone* sounds a little bitter..

And I will dismiss your argument till I burn in my grave. True, I am sick of the predictable, nauseating happy endings that American cinema is littered with as well, but girls choose the nice guy all the time. (In reality, no less, if not in an 80s teen movie.)

I`m not saying that women never choose jerks, but guys who choose divas over nice girls are just as prevalent. You can`t make a blanket statement that "most" women go for the one who will treat them badly. And those who stay in that type of relationship have no respect for themselves, so why would you want to be with a girl like that anyway? I say kick `em to the curb.
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Male 25,416
What about nice girls, do they finish last?
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Male 90
that was actually good :)
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Male 532
Well I did use the caveat "Most women" as you can`t put everybody in the same boat. I don`t know anything about Canadian women except that a lot of em are hot and thats where American guys with no sex life claim their girlfriends live. As for me? I was a real nice guy and was treated like crap from ages 13 thru 16 then I learned to act like a jerk and got plenty of action, until I made the mistake of getting married. (don`t do it guys).
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Male 4,004
@VAJENGA: I`m a nice guy, and after dating a bunch of douchebags, my GF found a boyfriend that isn`t an absolute piece of crap. The problem is usually that many girls will be with worse guys than what my GF has dated, and will be much more emotionally scarred than they may appear. Girls who feel judged, girls who feel unappreciated, girls who are scared of showing their affection... All of this leads to a damaged girl, which can be a real bitch to date, even for the nicest guys...

Girls : When you date a douchebag, you`re hurting a nice guy, unless you`re a stuck up bitch who knows she`s pretty and can get what you want, you can go eff yourself.
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Male 5,413
Was pretty good.
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Male 532
I was digging it until he pulled the punch at the end. It`s the absolute truth that most women dig the guy that treats them like crap and crap all over the guy who treats them like gold. I hate that they had to go all politically correct at the end and make her end up with the "nice guy". It is the same bull crap fantasy portrayed in the movies. Sorry folks but the only one who got it right was John Hughes when Ducky arsed out.
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Female 8,044
Link: Nice Guys [Rate Link] - Nice guys finish last....so does being a douche work? A Lonely Island style song by Chester See, KevJumba, & Ryan Higa.
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