News Anchor Cracks Up At Fart Story

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Fox News: Reporting on all the news that"s fit to... smell?
There are 26 comments:
Male 25,416
Wheres the evidence, not the assumption
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Male 72
Another story Fox News stole from The Onion
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Male 522
*Sigh* I live in West Virginia....Yes, the cop actually thought the charges would stick.No, they didn`t.
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Male 2,790
i bet Jews never `pass gas`.



(kidding)
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Male 718
Wow, a cop filed ASSAULT charges... for the drunk guy FARTING..
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Male 661
Imagine explaining that in jail. "Yeah, so you killed a man. Me, I farted at a cop!"

The judge is going to dismiss this one faster than you can say "Limburger!"
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Female 407
That made me laugh. I remember, when I was younger, that one of my friends would make me laugh by saying "Fart." I don`t know why it made me laugh like it did, but to this day I find any remark made concerning flatulence amusing.
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Male 1,404
Now where is the video? I meant audio.
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Male 15,510
"pass gas"
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Female 36
Lol, that`s my local news station, and honestly, I`m not surprised. They`re always at least a little weird.
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Male 7,378
Welcome to another episode of Cops are Dicks.
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Male 293
Tracy McCool, FTW!!
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Male 2,988
"Only on fox news."

Fox News hater commenting negatively because he believes them to be false and ignorant, but proving his own ignorance by making this comment about a local news station which is way different than the national Fox News media.

Learn the difference between local news outlets and national ones. The bias and ignorance rarely line up.
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Male 218
ok whats with police officers becoming pussies? first they complain for bretsmilk and now farting? wow... very manly police officers veeeery manly
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Male 101
Only on fox news.
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Female 143
Eddie Murphy did say "Deep down inside, people wanna smell other people`s farts."
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Male 3,477
Beer farts are stinky
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Female 1,589
Reminds me of when I did the announcements in high school (they were broadcast on TVs in every classroom).
One of them was titled "Eat Your Beans". I cracked up and had to pass the paper to my friend so she could finish it.
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Male 177
Soooo I can call the police and have someone cited for farting next to me? No? Then why can they do it to us?
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Male 39,893

He who smelt it dealt it.
Charge the officer with assault!
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Male 146
Not Fox News. That is a local Fox News affiliate. Not so obvious, I guess...
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Male 1,312
I would have done the same thing. How stupid would you sound saying you got a ticket for farting in front of a police officer?
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Male 273
"next time you pass gas make sure no police are around" LOL guess we didn`t think of everything when we established our human rights.
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Male 6,693
Do you smell that ?
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Male 39,893

"assault charges" ? wth?

Yeah, it`s tacky, but assault charges?
Another example of law enforcement abusing power.
A minor example perhaps, but still.
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Male 20,901
Link: News Anchor Cracks Up At Fart Story [Rate Link] - Fox News: Reporting on all the news that`s fit to... smell?
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