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Date: 06/28/11 11:34 AM

26 Responses to News Anchor Cracks Up At Fart Story

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18856 posts
    June 28, 2011 at 11:37 am
    Link: News Anchor Cracks Up At Fart Story - Fox News: Reporting on all the news that`s fit to... smell?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    June 28, 2011 at 11:43 am

    "assault charges" ? wth?

    Yeah, it`s tacky, but assault charges?
    Another example of law enforcement abusing power.
    A minor example perhaps, but still.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 28, 2011 at 11:44 am
    Do you smell that ?
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    chickiesue86 Male 70 & Over
    273 posts
    June 28, 2011 at 11:44 am
    "next time you pass gas make sure no police are around" LOL guess we didn`t think of everything when we established our human rights.
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    June 28, 2011 at 11:54 am
    I would have done the same thing. How stupid would you sound saying you got a ticket for farting in front of a police officer?
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    BoredIAm Male 18-29
    146 posts
    June 28, 2011 at 12:29 pm
    Not Fox News. That is a local Fox News affiliate. Not so obvious, I guess...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    June 28, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    He who smelt it dealt it.
    Charge the officer with assault!
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    Wraithix Male 30-39
    178 posts
    June 28, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    Soooo I can call the police and have someone cited for farting next to me? No? Then why can they do it to us?
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    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    June 28, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    Reminds me of when I did the announcements in high school (they were broadcast on TVs in every classroom).
    One of them was titled "Eat Your Beans". I cracked up and had to pass the paper to my friend so she could finish it.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    June 28, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    Beer farts are stinky
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    savemejebus Female 30-39
    143 posts
    June 28, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    Eddie Murphy did say "Deep down inside, people wanna smell other people`s farts."
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    luketoyou Male 13-17
    101 posts
    June 28, 2011 at 2:54 pm
    Only on fox news.
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    teq78 Male 30-39
    216 posts
    June 28, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    ok whats with police officers becoming pussies? first they complain for bretsmilk and now farting? wow... very manly police officers veeeery manly
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    June 28, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    "Only on fox news."

    Fox News hater commenting negatively because he believes them to be false and ignorant, but proving his own ignorance by making this comment about a local news station which is way different than the national Fox News media.

    Learn the difference between local news outlets and national ones. The bias and ignorance rarely line up.
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    rickbub Male 40-49
    293 posts
    June 28, 2011 at 5:20 pm
    Tracy McCool, FTW!!
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    June 28, 2011 at 6:26 pm
    Welcome to another episode of Cops are Dicks.
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    Jayessey Female 13-17
    36 posts
    June 28, 2011 at 8:03 pm
    Lol, that`s my local news station, and honestly, I`m not surprised. They`re always at least a little weird.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 28, 2011 at 9:25 pm
    "pass gas"
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    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    June 28, 2011 at 11:23 pm
    Now where is the video? I meant audio.
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    Jade_Phoenix Female 18-29
    407 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 5:15 am
    That made me laugh. I remember, when I was younger, that one of my friends would make me laugh by saying "Fart." I don`t know why it made me laugh like it did, but to this day I find any remark made concerning flatulence amusing.
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    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 9:56 am
    Imagine explaining that in jail. "Yeah, so you killed a man. Me, I farted at a cop!"

    The judge is going to dismiss this one faster than you can say "Limburger!"
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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:03 am
    Wow, a cop filed ASSAULT charges... for the drunk guy FARTING..
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:35 am
    i bet Jews never `pass gas`.



    (kidding)
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    zeegrr Male 40-49
    153 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:46 am
    *Sigh* I live in West Virginia....Yes, the cop actually thought the charges would stick.No, they didn`t.
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    jonswan12 Male 18-29
    72 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:55 am
    Another story Fox News stole from The Onion
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 2:05 pm
    Wheres the evidence, not the assumption

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