Midnight Music: B-Shoc - Christ Like Crusin`

Submitted by: mar95789 5 years ago Entertainment

No, this isn"t a parody song--it"s legit.. which makes it all the more hilarious.
There are 29 comments:
Female 2
I know this guy. I live in the same town he`s from. Did you know back before he was B-Shoc he was on of the Icy Hot Stuntaz. True story.
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Male 1,451
Oh look, a douche in a cavalier... original.
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Male 2,796
Disgusting
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Male 3,631
Can`t even minimize interlacing - obvious camera-shake effect broke the 4th wall - over-use of obnoxious auto-tune motif - and obviously, the sub-par lyrical content.
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Male 2,424
Eminem started this way, until he realized ppl want rappers who rap.
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Male 255
I like that he rhymed Satan with vibratin`.
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Male 25,416
I was waiting for the bitches, the bitches never came :P
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Female 109
Pop in those Jesus beats, son!
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Male 684
Hahahaahah, brilliant! Okay, so someone needs to teach him how to use his autotune, his rhymes went that great and his flow had no go. So what. I would rather hear this than some stupid shopping list or how some gansta is big pimpin selling drugs and sex to deviants and making the world a more crappy place. Actually i take that back, I don`t want to hear about any of it, bring on professor elemental and babe brinkman!!!they are entertaining and or informative.
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Male 329
I`d think a stone cold pimp like jesus would spell cruisin` with the I in it...and I hear BigJC doesn`t like compact cars (he always gets his robes wrinkled) and prefers the luxery and space of an Escalade.
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Male 329
Rollin down the street with JC sippin on communion wine, laid back with with my mind on redemption and redemption on my mind.

I think this guy takes the saying "god is my co-pilot" a little too seriously.
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Male 542
This should be used in interrogations.
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Male 2,514
Terrible... Simply terrible.
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Male 773
Since no one said it yet, LOLCavalier.
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Male 10,339
I`m waiting for someone to make fun of him for being Christian. I know it`s coming.
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Male 2,033
If it looks like a douche, drives a douchey ricemobile and sings with autotune like a douche...
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Female 16
K... my question is, what exactly IS this "Jesus Music" that he assaults his neighborhood`s ears with? And does it really require a big sound system with mega bass? Cause the stuff Ive run across probably didnt have any bass at all. *enter churchy organ music here* :-P
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Female 193
I saw him Friday at my kid`s VBS, I thought it was hilarious. He played this in the background while he sang on stage. The kid`s love him but my husband and I sat there rolling our eyes.
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Male 3,472
F%#$ God, up with the Devil!
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Male 633
Fast and Furious 10743: Ricin` with Christ
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Male 81
his other videos are funnier
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Female 3,001
i refuse to believe this is real...
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Male 50
i like that the auto tune is in completely the wrong key. ha ha you, my christian compardre, are a farmtard :)
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Male 77
oh wow i had to stop watching this because i was soo embarrassed to watch it lol
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Male 4,902
Spectacular Failure
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Male 206
someone help. I can`t get my palm off my forehead.
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Male 40
Modern christian music is the biggest pile of dog flop in existence. These tards will seriously listen to anything.
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Male 3,430
It`s rap. Does he really have to use auto-tune?

Though I laughed when the old man got into the car.
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Female 193
Link: Midnight Music: B-Shoc - Christ Like Crusin` [Rate Link] - No, this isn`t a parody song--it`s legit.. which makes it all the more hilarious.
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