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Date: 06/17/11 11:59 PM

29 Responses to Midnight Music: B-Shoc – Christ Like Crusin`

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    mar95789 Female 18-29
    193 posts
    June 17, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    Link: Midnight Music: B-Shoc - Christ Like Crusin` - No, this isn`t a parody song--it`s legit.. which makes it all the more hilarious.
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3148 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 12:10 am
    It`s rap. Does he really have to use auto-tune?

    Though I laughed when the old man got into the car.
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    HoboKombat Male 18-29
    40 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 12:35 am
    Modern christian music is the biggest pile of dog flop in existence. These tards will seriously listen to anything.
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    joosen52 Male 18-29
    206 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 12:52 am
    someone help. I can`t get my palm off my forehead.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 1:25 am
    Spectacular Failure
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    Mindle Male 18-29
    77 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 2:16 am
    oh wow i had to stop watching this because i was soo embarrassed to watch it lol
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    massivekiduk Male 30-39
    50 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 2:19 am
    i like that the auto tune is in completely the wrong key. ha ha you, my christian compardre, are a farmtard :)
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 2:23 am
    i refuse to believe this is real...
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    Eyedea Male 18-29
    81 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 2:56 am
    his other videos are funnier
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    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 3:57 am
    Fast and Furious 10743: Ricin` with Christ
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 4:50 am
    F%#$ God, up with the Devil!
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    mar95789 Female 18-29
    193 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 5:18 am
    I saw him Friday at my kid`s VBS, I thought it was hilarious. He played this in the background while he sang on stage. The kid`s love him but my husband and I sat there rolling our eyes.
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    Solar_F Female 30-39
    16 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 6:15 am
    K... my question is, what exactly IS this "Jesus Music" that he assaults his neighborhood`s ears with? And does it really require a big sound system with mega bass? Cause the stuff Ive run across probably didnt have any bass at all. *enter churchy organ music here* :-P
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 6:48 am
    If it looks like a douche, drives a douchey ricemobile and sings with autotune like a douche...
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 6:58 am
    I`m waiting for someone to make fun of him for being Christian. I know it`s coming.
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    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 7:18 am
    Since no one said it yet, LOLCavalier.
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2508 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 7:31 am
    Terrible... Simply terrible.
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    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 8:49 am
    This should be used in interrogations.
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    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 9:05 am
    Rollin down the street with JC sippin on communion wine, laid back with with my mind on redemption and redemption on my mind.

    I think this guy takes the saying "god is my co-pilot" a little too seriously.
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    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 9:07 am
    I`d think a stone cold pimp like jesus would spell cruisin` with the I in it...and I hear BigJC doesn`t like compact cars (he always gets his robes wrinkled) and prefers the luxery and space of an Escalade.
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    chimmeychang Male 30-39
    685 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 10:35 am
    Hahahaahah, brilliant! Okay, so someone needs to teach him how to use his autotune, his rhymes went that great and his flow had no go. So what. I would rather hear this than some stupid shopping list or how some gansta is big pimpin selling drugs and sex to deviants and making the world a more crappy place. Actually i take that back, I don`t want to hear about any of it, bring on professor elemental and babe brinkman!!!they are entertaining and or informative.
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    vooper Female 13-17
    109 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 10:50 am
    Pop in those Jesus beats, son!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    I was waiting for the bitches, the bitches never came :P
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    norgle Male 18-29
    255 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 9:24 pm
    I like that he rhymed Satan with vibratin`.
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 1:38 am
    Eminem started this way, until he realized ppl want rappers who rap.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 2:16 am
    Can`t even minimize interlacing - obvious camera-shake effect broke the 4th wall - over-use of obnoxious auto-tune motif - and obviously, the sub-par lyrical content.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 2:53 pm
    Disgusting
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 9:46 pm
    Oh look, a douche in a cavalier... original.
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    NinjaKisses Female 30-39
    2 posts
    July 5, 2011 at 1:17 am
    I know this guy. I live in the same town he`s from. Did you know back before he was B-Shoc he was on of the Icy Hot Stuntaz. True story.

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