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Date: 06/13/11 11:33 AM

42 Responses to Lioness Wants To Nom Nom….

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    June 13, 2011 at 11:36 am
    Link: Lioness Wants To Nom Nom.... - On this baby`s head....really bad.
  2. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12365 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    I don`t know...that lion doesn`t look like it`s meal time. Maybe she wants to treat the baby like a lion cub. Not that it would be a good idea either way.
  3. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    A lioness did that to my son last year. We couldn`t find any zookeepers to ask why, though.

    I wonder if they are trying to eat the child or if they see him/her as a cub and want to play or be a maternal figure
  4. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!!!!!
  5. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
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    June 13, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    I think it had something to do with the stripes on the kid`s hat. Maybe they have a ball that looks like that baby`s head or something.

    Maybe they toss any lost babies in there for them to play with at the end of the day.
  6. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    What a tasty cat treat.
  7. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25417 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    Then i breaks the glass, they will not be laughing
  8. Profile photo of Beardofzeus
    Beardofzeus Male 30-39
    670 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    How trusting we are of man-made structures.
  9. Profile photo of cndman15
    cndman15 Male 18-29
    328 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    i think the lion was just trying to be nice
  10. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    Faintly I can hear the distant cry...

    "caaaaats suuuckkk"
  11. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2332 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    "or if they see him/her as a cub and want to play or be a maternal figure"

    Lol, no.
  12. Profile photo of Grendal
    Grendal Male 18-29
    182 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 1:01 pm
  13. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 1:44 pm

    I think pmarrens ghost still haunts the coding of IAB...
  14. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    People who think the cat wasn`t trying to "om nom" the kid`s head, think about it this way: If cats were that size, they`d conquer the human race within weeks. I bet what cats think about is how they could kill their masters for 90% of the time.
  15. Profile photo of rockduck
    rockduck Male 18-29
    49 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    How cute! The lion is wanting a snack!
  16. Profile photo of EntrE
    EntrE Male 18-29
    535 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    for the baby that`s an evolution fail. it should have been scared and running away. back in the old days this kid would not have survived
  17. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    Om nom nom nom baby
    lols that was so cute xD
    The lioness wasn`t being agressive though so I highly doubt she actually wanted to eat the baby.
  18. Profile photo of JimmieS
    JimmieS Female 18-29
    12 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    aw i want a lion :D i would raise it from cubhood and train it to eat my enemies :D
  19. Profile photo of HamilTaco
    HamilTaco Male 18-29
    178 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    EntrE, Why would we need evolution when we have thick glass walls?
  20. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    June 13, 2011 at 4:08 pm
    Awww :( Give the lion a steak or something...
  21. Profile photo of Krowley
    Krowley Male 30-39
    696 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    Ya know...

    seen from the other side of the glass, baby wan`ts to nom nom lioness.

    Let`s be honest. What`s the more dangerous animal?
  22. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 6:09 pm
    What?! Lions are NEVER that active when I go to the zoo! They just lay around like fat drats! Where is this?!
  23. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 6:17 pm
    EntrE- If there weren`t glass there, the parents would have done everything in their power to protect the child from the lion. Kids take cues from their parents when to be frightened and when not to be. You can see that the kid is nervous at the beginning of the video, but soon calms down when his parents` behavior indicates that there is no danger.

    Besides, even if the kid had tried to run, do you really think that ANY toddler could possibly outrun a full-grown lion?
  24. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 6:24 pm
    Also, this reminds me of the Hungry Tiger from Ozma of Oz. Even though it`s a lion.
  25. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 6:38 pm
    That kid was totally clueless.
  26. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14769 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 7:38 pm
    They should go on safari.
  27. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 8:10 pm
    Cute kitties, they should`ve put the kid in the lion pit to play.
  28. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 8:12 pm
    The last time I went to the zoo a leopard wanted to nom on my friends kid. True story.
  29. Profile photo of Shaunoli
    Shaunoli Male 30-39
    64 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 8:12 pm
    she just wanted to give him a teeth hug
  30. Profile photo of cowboyfrank
    cowboyfrank Male 18-29
    82 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 8:37 pm
    hahahah *crash* aaahhh AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
  31. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 11:12 pm
    I dunno, it looked more like the lion was using her teeth to try to get through the glass, not eat the kid. Although, that could have been the lion`s true goal once through the glass.
  32. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4902 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 12:12 am
    The lioness was trying to play, thats not how they act at all when they hunt.
  33. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4902 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 12:15 am
    @Intaresting/ Cats are that size, hence the one in the video dumbass! And it looks pretty conquered to me.
  34. Profile photo of ZiggZagg
    ZiggZagg Male 13-17
    243 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 4:32 am
    Don`t they carry their cubs in their mouth? Maybe she just wanted to carry him?
  35. Profile photo of noxert323
    noxert323 Male 18-29
    226 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 9:31 am
    the stills looked a lot more menacing then the video.
  36. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    34549 posts
    June 14, 2011 at 10:36 am
    So sweet! They try to "rescue" the baby and he cries! Goes back to the lioness and is happy :heart:

    Baby loves that big kitty!!
  37. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6227 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 3:48 am
    I had a friend who worked at the Phila Zoo, Big Cat House. And she`d always observe (and you could see it): when young children or toddlers would enter the room, the lions and tigers would all go into stalk mode. So, while it`s possible this lioness just wanted to play, I`m inclined to believe that instinct was kicking in, and her motivation was more along the lines of, "Wow. Look at all that tender, high-calorie baby fat, which would require little expenditure of energy to get into my stomach."
  38. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 10:29 pm
    "Babeh: the other other white meat" - Fat Bastard
  39. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 11:45 am
    let me get this straight.

    the parents were laughing at the lion trying to get to the baby despite there being a translucent wall in the way... because they somehow thought that the fact it wanted to sink it`s razor sharp teeth into the supple skin of their own cute?

  40. Profile photo of apedrana
    apedrana Male 18-29
    144 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    nom nom babies
  41. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    July 25, 2011 at 5:42 pm
    this showed up on daniel tosh`s blog o: he credited it to i-a-b, too
  42. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    October 26, 2011 at 7:53 pm
    why take a kid that young to the zoo anyway? I think I`ll wait, if I ever have a child, to when they can say "animal" to take them to the zoo.

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