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Date: 06/10/11 08:00 AM

22 Responses to Lance And A Cicada

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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    June 10, 2011 at 7:51 am
    Link: Lance And A Cicada - Tasty treats tantalize a tennessee tyke.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2011 at 8:15 am
    Lol @ the tongue-twister caption
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    deputy Male 50-59
    449 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 8:16 am
    Hey, kid, you are supposed to eat them, not lick them
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2011 at 8:19 am
    I love cicadas. I wish I lived somewhere where they are more prominent.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    June 10, 2011 at 8:30 am
    Those things are finally starting to die. Ugh. They are so loud. There were thousands in my yard. Now the little dead bugs smell horrid. Ugh.
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    donthaveone Male 30-39
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    June 10, 2011 at 8:42 am
    Never... gonna... sleep... again....thanks
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    sportsfan94 Male 13-17
    108 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 8:45 am
    cicadas might be the worst things ever. All they do is ruin your windshield, fly into you whenever you walk ANYWHERE outside, and make everywhere smell like death once they go away. It`s awful
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    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 8:47 am
    He`s like a cat playing with a bug.
    Why doesn`t the thing fly away though? Does it WANT to die?
    I get june bugs where I am, and they are huge and scary as sh*t. I only see them a lot near the park, and once it gets dark enough the bats come out and eat them. It`s quite cool to watch on Canada Day before the fireworks.
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    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
    626 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 8:50 am
    "I love cicadas. I wish I lived somewhere where they were more prominent."
    No you don`t. Every day of spring and summer you hear "Bzzzzzzz" For hours. Then, before they die off, they leave their exoskeletons on your trees. It`s disgusting.
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    draquoir Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2011 at 8:50 am
    I find this to be semi-funny. You`re cool if you get the pun.
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2011 at 8:54 am
    I thought cicaos only come out every 17 years or something? Or is that just the time it takes for them to mature?

    I saw a bunch of cicada a few years back. They are very, very, very loud
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2011 at 10:33 am
    theshgn2, ive been in areas during cicada season. it might just be me but the only bad thing i could think of would be what sportsfan94 said about windshields. that could be kind of nasty, and i would probably feel bad every time i hit one.
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2011 at 11:11 am
    soooo cute... but thats just grossssss.
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    Ranakamarth Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    I have a friend that eats live ones. He says they taste like peanuts, except... well they`re crawling on your tongue
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    June 10, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    Pooe cicada, think of the life
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    grindinblade Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    @Turnshroud. Cicada life cycle varies between species lasting 2-5, 13, or 17 years, so you may witness cicada`s more often than every 17 years. Also years of emergence can also differ between regions, so that the 17 year brood in TN may not occur the same year as say PA. In recent years it was found that broods emerged years` earlier, although scientists are unsure why. Just an FYI.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    June 10, 2011 at 7:29 pm
    Looks bad, but since cicadas are born to be eaten, it`s just Mother Nature at work.

    I`ve heard that after a few days/nights of CONSTSNT noise, people lose patience with cicadas; wishing them a variety of horrible demises.
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    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 9:10 pm
    ew, that was in his mouth
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
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    June 11, 2011 at 8:01 am
    My favorite part was when it was making the noise inside his closed mouth. Gross and compelling at the same time. An IAB win! lol
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    Bored-er Female 18-29
    148 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 8:54 am
    Don`t those things bite?
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    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 8:04 pm
    the video cut out right before the cicada crawled INSIDE HIS EEEYEEE OOH GOD NOOOOO
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
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    June 12, 2011 at 1:52 pm
    OOOOHHHH!!!! Those things are litteraly every where, where Iam from, Thousands and thousands of loud screaming insects..ohhh they are very very annoying. they dont really bite, they just dive bomb you.. and I dont not like those things crawiling on me...

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