Klavan`s One State Solution For The Middle East

Submitted by: 5cats 5 years ago Funny

Andrew Klavan has some good advice for Obama about the Middle East.
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Male 171
What exactly is so pompous and conceited about wanting to exist? Militant arabs that want to kill people simply because other people don`t share their religious views sounds a LOT more conceited and pompous to me. Think before ya post retarded comments, dumbass.
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Male 875
so it`s up to 14 trillion...
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Male 1,745
i am absolutely tired of israel and its supporters pomp and conceit. this was really nauseating to watch.
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Male 191
"Kish meir Arabic Tuches."
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Male 36,469
@madest: Obama`s "new" proposal was on the table in previous negotiations (I forget which ones, there`ve been so many!) and the PLO turned it down cold.
To say, as Obama has: give one side everything they want, then negotiate! Is drattingly bad forign policy.

@akabane: bullet holes in the Dome of the Rock? MUST be Jews! No Arab or Muslim has EVER fired a gun, dropped a bomb or launched a rocket at Israel before!

@Lazyme Thank you! I think... Klavan balances the history with the funny quite well IMO. Yes there is a population imbalance that would squash democracy if this plan were tried, but it`s interesting, yes?
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Male 36,469
I been sick all day, on my vacation yet! I didn`t even notice I got stuff posted! lolz!
Off to read the comments...
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Male 7,585
slmmhmmr, he`s a practicing christian.
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Male 354
@ggolbez

right on!!
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Male 606
A pro-jew Jew? What? Really? Never seen THAT before. /sarcasm
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Male 280
The Middle Eastern conflict is such a clusterfudgek, and sadly portrayed very biased in this video. I would warn anyone to form his opinion on it, or the following flamerwar in the forum that will inevitably follow.
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Male 12,365
People sometimes talk about whether it would be a good or bad thing to go back in time and kill Hitler if such a thing was possible(*).

Personally, I think it would be more appropriate to talk about going back in time and killing Abraham, given the millenia of suffering and death that has resulted from him founding the Abrahamic religions. Or, maybe, persuading him not to do it by showing him the results.


* Bad thing in my opinion, because his place might have been filled by a less unbalanced nazi who wouldn`t have made the same mistakes and who might have won the war.
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Male 694
Wouldn`t the world benefit if we turned all food into cake that doesn`t make you fat?
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Male 237
"yea, thats why they have gun shots at mosques such as the dome of the rock and aqsa. I saw them in person."

Did you ever stop to think that those are from the Six-Day War and all the other conflicts that have happened. The Arabs were fighting TOWARDS the Temple Mount hence all the bullet holes in the Old City walls.

Militant Arabs don`t give a flying flip about anyone but themselves and their goals.

DISCLAIMER: Notice I said *militant*. Yes there are good Arabs and Islam is generally a peaceful religion.
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Male 495
@SlothOfDoom

You`re going to give control to an abstract group of people?
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Male 7,585
zieveraar, as stated by Ishmael Khaldi, a muslim who lives in israel;
"I am a proud Israeli - along with many other non-Jewish Israelis such as Druze, Bahai, Bedouin, Christians and Muslims, who live in one of the most culturally diversified societies and the only true democracy in the Middle East. Like America, Israeli society is far from perfect, but let us deal honestly. By any yardstick you choose -- educational opportunity, economic development, women and gay`s rights, freedom of speech and assembly, legislative representation -- Israel`s minorities fare far better than any other country in the Middle East."

So I`d say muslims fare a lot better in israel than anybody other than muslims fare in the rest of the middle east.
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Male 25,416
right e o
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Male 770
I love this guy. I wanna book him for my next birthday party.
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Male 2,033
I dunno if I could take all of the whining form the region if this happened.

I say we give control of the place to the athiests. Everyone can be free to believe their own fairy tales.
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Male 1,931
How is what he is saying any different from what the Muslim extremists are saying? Anyone? Anyone? Oh yea, because when you criticize jews you`re considered to be a racist (hint of the day, they`re not a race but a religion).

It`s sad people still kill each other over who`s imaginary friend is better and insist each has a better claim on the smallest piece of dirt in the world.
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Male 406
@yoda141: Right on!
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Male 626
One day the terrorists are going to get nukes, and then Israel will be nuked. Then, Israel will probably nuke the hell out of the Middle East in retaliation.
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Male 273
The onion news network logo seems to be missing.
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Male 757
HAH! jews are good with money
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Male 328
ahaha funny guy...
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Male 266
I can`t feel sympathy for a bunch of people who think they are chosen by god and inherently better than me, sorry. Let them kill each other, muslim, jew, christian, all the same bull
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Male 2,424
If Israel falls, who do you think they look to next?

It`s a bulwark against a larger and growing problem.
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Male 587
I see no problems with this, it would start World War III, but It would work.
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Male 364
Nuke it all into a radioactive glass parking lot I say.
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Male 76
Awesome!
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Male 354
It is safe to say that the people of both counties are the lowest in what humanity has to offer. You are sorely mistaken if you are choosing one side over the other.
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Male 354
@Chainsawnbud

"My solution is to build a wall around the whole place, toss a bunch of guns and grenades over, and wait until it gets quiet. Simplistic yet effective."

We have already tried that with several countries. The Iran-Iraq war is an example.
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Male 802
That was awesome.
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Male 181
It`s true that the Palestinian Arabs who accepted Israeli sovereignty are still allowed to vote, but watch what happens in about forty years when even keeping the original inhabitants out of their homes no longer prevents a non-Jewish majority within the borders of Israel.

I have no doubt that Israel will engage in genocide before that happens -- but if I`m wrong, ethnicity-based voting rights will be required to preserve the "Jewish state."
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Male 144
Talk about arabs. Include Turkey. lol.
The funny part is some people actually belive that this would work xD.
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Male 233
@CaptKangaroo
How about Al-Qaeda and other Muslim extremist organization threatening US citizen.
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Male 10,440
I`ll admit it... I had no idea this was form that nut 5cats.

Davy if you guessed correctly this time I applaud you.

Klavan brings up some good points but his overall plan is clearly a bad idea.

For one thing there are way too many muslims.
For another there is a massive disparity in development in the ME.
Also the religion is too heavily engrained. The only way to undo it is through careful provocation, prodding and lack of respect. Which takes time. The only quick way is via uncontrolled fission.
Education might work too.
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Male 7,378
First of all that`s [quote]not[/quote] what Obama said. His exact words were: "The borders of Israel and Palestine should be based on the 1967 lines with mutually agreed swaps, so that secure and recognized borders are established for both states."
I used to believe that Isrealis were victims, living in an insane world of constant attacks but the more I`ve looked into it the more I see Isrealis as provacateurs, building illegal settlements simply to antagonize Palestinians, confining people behind giant walls cutting them off from everything, even an ocean they can see from their yards.
Isreal needs to work on human rights. Their history should not be used as an excuse for them to treat others inhumanely.

This idiot might have a point but I won`t listen to anyone who starts a lecture off with a lie.
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Male 1,008
tedgp wins eruo-angst lemming tard of the day!! cangrats!!
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Male 233
well arabic countries has worst record in tolerating the other religions and atheists.Even if some Muslim try to become atheist or changes his religion, he is threatened with death penalty.
maldives-man-attacked-threatened-with.html
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Male 2,631
Here`s the thing:Americans who happen to be Jewish-if you`re so darned worried about Israel-move there.It is not America`s problem.Stop trying to make our problem.
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Male 233
@Zieveraar
When Arabs are planning to wipe out the Israel from the face of earth ,then monitoring them is also needed.And yes Muslims living inside are provided all the rights.
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Male 176
The point at around 2:40 "Israel is more democratic and more advanced" yet they were Number 15 on the list shown.

Yet if you are going to go with that point why not just give everything over to Norway which was No. 1 on the list?
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Male 415
cobrakiller, what are you smoking today? The treatment of Arabs within the borders of Israel is at times worse than the apartheid in South Africa a couple of decades ago.
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Male 14,775
Do it! Then let the whole population vote.
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Male 741
I`m so tired of the crap in the middle east. My solution is to build a wall around the whole place, toss a bunch of guns and grenades over, and wait until it gets quiet. Simplistic yet effective.
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Male 3,285
at first i though hmm, then i realised it was stupid american - israel propaganda, and switched off.
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Male 1,093
yea, thats why they have gun shots at mosques such as the dome of the rock and aqsa. I saw them in person.
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Male 383
Obama wants to return to the 1967 borders? That`s BRILLIANT! Why did nobody else think to propose that before? :O

This guy seems to have very good, balanced and objective ideas. I`m sure he`s not biased at all.
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Male 7,585
bankvole, arabs within the borders of israel have all the freedoms as anybody else within its borders. arabs who attack israel from the outside do not have the same privileges.
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Male 7,585
yay, go Jews!
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Male 959
"the region`s arabs will be freer than they`ve ever been before".

That`s right. Sure just look at the Palestinians. They`re having an absolute ball. Thanks Israel.
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Male 36,469
Link: Klavan`s One State Solution For The Middle East [Rate Link] - Andrew Klavan has some good advice for Obama about the Middle East.
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