King Curtis Speaks: Chicken Nuggets Forever!

Submitted by: DShephard 6 years ago in Funny

Crafty I-A-Ber DShephard found the Chicken Nugget kid from the previous post is back! [Great find, DS -- Fancylad]
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Male 29
They need to beat that kids ass, seriously.
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Male 533
Ima come atchu like a spider monkey
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Male 469
after spending a few hours at his grandma`s house eating chicken nuggets.
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Male 243
They love each other really.
Gotta agree with him on the bacon front.
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Male 25,416
wow, shes trying. I laugh wen he said hes leaving :P
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Male 2,790
his actions aren`t that interesting to be replayed 5 times
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Male 540
OHGODNOTTHEBACON.
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Male 1,010
This is completely directed. This kid is clearly being told what to say, you can easily tell also on the look on his face - especially when he "returns" and says that he is going to show her who is the king.

However, the "i don`t care" jump at 0.40 is freakin` epic, and it cracked me up :-D A great little actor, that boy ;-)
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Male 1,526
ALL HAIL KING CURTIS! The king knows what he wants.
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Male 6,693
Silly Rednecks.
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Male 1,735
I think I would locked him outside for the night, cruel perhaps, but he`d get the point.

Does anyone know if the husband gets to enjoy the wife swap? Or does he just sit back and giggle to himself the entire time?
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Male 773
Haha, there was a wicked remix of this i saw a couple years back.

watch?v=PRGz9xSP_SA

Yuhh, right there.
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Female 24
omg this kid is gunna be he biggest loser come high school lol not to mention if he was my kid... id take away all his toys all gunk food and tell his grandma he is not allowed their til he learns respect.. then id make him run his chubby ass up n down the street with a sign saying i will not be a dis respective smart ass
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Male 221
Only in America.
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Male 77
im high as drat and i love this kid.
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Female 4,039
OMG that kid is hilarious - the little kid voice with the southern accent just makes everything he says it that much funnier.
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Female 143
jesus... that kid is doomed.
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Male 315
Who else was expecting a n-word laden tirade?
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Female 117
oh god that was funny
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Male 41
Greatest episode of wife swap.
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Male 132
He could do with a little discipline in his life. He obviously hasn`t had any to this point.
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Male 670
`No! I keep losing at deals and I don`t want to make any more deals with you!`

`She`s gonna try catch me, but she can`t run in them little high heels!`

I quite like him. He`s got character.
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Male 3,477
I know that bacon`s good for me.
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Male 50
Slap the little drater right in his podgy face!
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Male 413
that kid looks like a prime candidate for `dumb and dumber: the early years`
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Male 599
well now somebody need to straighten out King Curtis that there is only one king. he died on a toilet several decades ago in Graceland. Unless he has bee reincarnated,

@Davymid-that story is a riot. I was LMAO. Look at the bright side. You spouse will never want the little bastard as a son in law ever. Your off the hook now.
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Male 17,511
I guess very few people actually watched this full episode of that particular show.

The `swapped wife` was a hypocrite, she denied everyone of what they liked to eat and have fun doing, except for herself. As ripper said earlier she went off and ate fried chicken on her own.

Now Yes, King Curtis was a brat, but her response to his brattyness only escalated the problem. She thought she was "going to teach them a lesson", all she did, because of her attitude, was make thing even worse.

Things went much better at her family`s house, and her family learned to stand up to her being "Queen of the house" all of the time and having to sacrifice for her selfishness.
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Male 12,138
madduck, thanks for making me laugh at myself! Sorry fellows, I had a lot of pent-up rage I had to get out somewhere!

*takes deep breaths, and considers taking up yoga*
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Female 8,055
Ok Davy- deep breath- and another. Well done. Now go tell your daughter if she ever behaves like that you will have her adopted. Feel Better? no- I thought not....
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Male 12,138
Point is, if you`re thinking of having kids, try not to be a dick. Because, chances are, your kids are going to be dicks. And the world doesn`t need any more dicks.

There`s a great movie called "In Bruges", about two Irish hitmen in Belgium, starring Colin Farrell. If you haven`t seen it, I encourage you to borrow it from the internet (I mean, rent it or buy it, of course.)

Anyways, one of the great lines from many great lines of dialogue in that movie goes:

"Harry, let`s face it. And I`m not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you`re a c*nt. You`re a c*nt now, and you`ve always been a c*nt. And the only thing that`s going to change is that you`re going to be an even bigger c*nt. Maybe have some more c*nt kids."

Alright, I`m done.
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Male 12,138
So, here comes the clue-train. After my wife explained, to her best friend, what he had said, her friend was horrified. She asked her kid if he had said such horrible things (despite being in the same room when it happened), and of course the little f*cker denied everything. And my wife`s best friend bought it hook, line, and sinker. Now we`re the liars and her f*cking assh*le kid has the sun shining out of his arse. And yes, he`s going to grow up to be yet another f*cking assh*le, as if we need more on this planet.

Seriously, we don`t allow people to operate something as innocuous as vehicles until they pass a basic competency test. Yet anyone with a working uterus can raise another human, no questions asked.

OK, I think I have to stop now before I have to ban myself for spamming. Thanks to those I-A-Bers who actually stuck through my rant...
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Male 12,138
Now, let me preface this by saying my kid`s no angel, and any parent that tells you that their kid is one, is either lying or deluded.

But this little f*cker literally headplanted on the floor (I was there, I watched it), spun round and round on his heels like something out of The Excorcist, screaming "I F*CKING HATE YOU JOANNE! I F*CKING HATE YOU JOANNE!" (that`s my wife`s name). His parents just ignored all this, despite being in full view of everyone, and in fact gave him treats to calm him down.
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Male 12,138
offer my apologies in advance of a davymid rant, but here goes, I`ll try to make a long story as short as possible.

My wife and I moved to Canada from Europe about a year back, in part because my wife is Canadian and her Canadian best friend lives here. We, and my wife`s best friend have kids, both 5 years old, born within weeks of each other. Sh*t, my wife and her friend had ideas about our daughter and their son getting married someday (yeah, I know). If that`s not f*cked up enough, we actually picked the location of our house to be near their house.

Having laid down the backstory, on to a fairly typical evening in my life. We went over to their (very elaborate and expensive) house last week, my wife was helping out with the dishes after dinner, as you do, and happened to pour some of his Gatorade down the sink (what a 5 year old is doing drinking a sports electrolyte replacement drink is beyond me). A f*cking riot ensued.
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Male 2,004
it`s as funny as it`s annoying
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Male 369
ROFLMAOSHICNB!!!! HAHAHA you guys keep saying cartman and as soon as i heard that i suddenly knew where I remember him from! HAHAHAHAHA
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Male 11,739
Sorry, but I am not wasting my time with that crap. That show is one of the stupidest things I`ve ever seen and one of the biggest mistakes ever. It`s just on to watch people fight. I have enough drama and crap in the real world, I don`t need to watch more idiots acting natural.
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Female 3,562
Couldn`t sit through the annoying crappy editing.
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Female 191
acts like cartman, sounds like butters. so hilarious
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Male 3,060
i am also on "Team Having Fun"
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Male 206
I was waiting for him to say "screw you guys, I`m-a going home."
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Male 1,595
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Male 1,595
I actually found a better one, higher quality, longer, and w/out the poor editing directly after I submitted this.

Meh, the world works that way sometimes.

Still, I feel important now.
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Male 263
@Groogle I concur.
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Male 1,313
Pffft.. in the behind the scenes version of that show, I watched her gobble down a whole buckey of fried chicken.
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Male 220
This kid needs a kick in the ass!
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Male 2,172
Is that Eric Cartman... I could swear it`s the real life version of him.
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Male 1,218
Totally agree with Gerry.
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Male 677
What a stupid little c*nt.
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Male 518
I don`t get how this was worth showing again.
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Male 39,921

I get what the lady was trying to do.
I get that the kid just wanted something more tasty.

I don`t get why Dad didn`t open a can of whoop-ass on his fat behind!


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Male 3,646
I like this kid.
Though if he were my kid, he`d get a boot up the ass.
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Male 985
Every time I see this, I wanna punch that kid in the face.

I don`t even understand how they could eat that crap.
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Female 409
What a little brat! Ugh!
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Male 1,195
Lol, people are weird.
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Male 620
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Male 84
Who decided that the 3x clip repeat was a valuable edit?
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Male 1,595
Link: King Curtis Speaks: Chicken Nuggets Forever! [Rate Link] - Crafty I-A-Ber DShephard found the Chicken Nugget kid from the previous post is back! [Great find, DS -- Fancylad]
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