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Date: 06/29/11 03:11 PM

57 Responses to King Curtis Speaks: Chicken Nuggets Forever!

  1. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 3:13 pm
    Link: King Curtis Speaks: Chicken Nuggets Forever! - Crafty I-A-Ber DShephard found the Chicken Nugget kid from the previous post is back!
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    Neo20999 Male 30-39
    84 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    Who decided that the 3x clip repeat was a valuable edit?
  3. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    Bacon is good for me.
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    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    Lol, people are weird.
  5. Profile photo of JustDani
    JustDani Female 18-29
    409 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    What a little brat! Ugh!
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    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    Every time I see this, I wanna punch that kid in the face.

    I don`t even understand how they could eat that crap.
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3279 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    I like this kid.
    Though if he were my kid, he`d get a boot up the ass.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 3:42 pm

    I get what the lady was trying to do.
    I get that the kid just wanted something more tasty.

    I don`t get why Dad didn`t open a can of whoop-ass on his fat behind!

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    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 3:44 pm
    I don`t get how this was worth showing again.
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    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 4:00 pm
    What a stupid little c*nt.
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    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 4:21 pm
    Totally agree with Gerry.
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    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 4:38 pm
    Is that Eric Cartman... I could swear it`s the real life version of him.
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    godthaab Male 18-29
    220 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 5:17 pm
    This kid needs a kick in the ass!
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    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    Pffft.. in the behind the scenes version of that show, I watched her gobble down a whole buckey of fried chicken.
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    Bachi-Atari Male 18-29
    263 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 5:34 pm
    @Groogle I concur.
  16. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 5:40 pm
    I actually found a better one, higher quality, longer, and w/out the poor editing directly after I submitted this.

    Meh, the world works that way sometimes.

    Still, I feel important now.
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 5:44 pm
    Seen here.
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    joosen52 Male 18-29
    206 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 5:51 pm
    I was waiting for him to say "screw you guys, I`m-a going home."
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 7:06 pm
    i am also on "Team Having Fun"
  20. Profile photo of punk7634
    punk7634 Female 18-29
    191 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 8:09 pm
    acts like cartman, sounds like butters. so hilarious
  21. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 8:43 pm
    Couldn`t sit through the annoying crappy editing.
  22. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 8:59 pm
    Sorry, but I am not wasting my time with that crap. That show is one of the stupidest things I`ve ever seen and one of the biggest mistakes ever. It`s just on to watch people fight. I have enough drama and crap in the real world, I don`t need to watch more idiots acting natural.
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    Kalon Male 13-17
    369 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 9:30 pm
    ROFLMAOSHICNB!!!! HAHAHA you guys keep saying cartman and as soon as i heard that i suddenly knew where I remember him from! HAHAHAHAHA
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    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 9:53 pm
    it`s as funny as it`s annoying
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:31 pm
    offer my apologies in advance of a davymid rant, but here goes, I`ll try to make a long story as short as possible.

    My wife and I moved to Canada from Europe about a year back, in part because my wife is Canadian and her Canadian best friend lives here. We, and my wife`s best friend have kids, both 5 years old, born within weeks of each other. Sh*t, my wife and her friend had ideas about our daughter and their son getting married someday (yeah, I know). If that`s not f*cked up enough, we actually picked the location of our house to be near their house.

    Having laid down the backstory, on to a fairly typical evening in my life. We went over to their (very elaborate and expensive) house last week, my wife was helping out with the dishes after dinner, as you do, and happened to pour some of his Gatorade down the sink (what a 5 year old is doing drinking a sports electrolyte replacement drink is beyond me). A f*cking riot ensued.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:31 pm
    Now, let me preface this by saying my kid`s no angel, and any parent that tells you that their kid is one, is either lying or deluded.

    But this little f*cker literally headplanted on the floor (I was there, I watched it), spun round and round on his heels like something out of The Excorcist, screaming "I F*CKING HATE YOU JOANNE! I F*CKING HATE YOU JOANNE!" (that`s my wife`s name). His parents just ignored all this, despite being in full view of everyone, and in fact gave him treats to calm him down.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:31 pm
    So, here comes the clue-train. After my wife explained, to her best friend, what he had said, her friend was horrified. She asked her kid if he had said such horrible things (despite being in the same room when it happened), and of course the little f*cker denied everything. And my wife`s best friend bought it hook, line, and sinker. Now we`re the liars and her f*cking assh*le kid has the sun shining out of his arse. And yes, he`s going to grow up to be yet another f*cking assh*le, as if we need more on this planet.

    Seriously, we don`t allow people to operate something as innocuous as vehicles until they pass a basic competency test. Yet anyone with a working uterus can raise another human, no questions asked.

    OK, I think I have to stop now before I have to ban myself for spamming. Thanks to those I-A-Bers who actually stuck through my rant...
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:46 pm
    Point is, if you`re thinking of having kids, try not to be a dick. Because, chances are, your kids are going to be dicks. And the world doesn`t need any more dicks.

    There`s a great movie called "In Bruges", about two Irish hitmen in Belgium, starring Colin Farrell. If you haven`t seen it, I encourage you to borrow it from the internet (I mean, rent it or buy it, of course.)

    Anyways, one of the great lines from many great lines of dialogue in that movie goes:

    "Harry, let`s face it. And I`m not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you`re a c*nt. You`re a c*nt now, and you`ve always been a c*nt. And the only thing that`s going to change is that you`re going to be an even bigger c*nt. Maybe have some more c*nt kids."

    Alright, I`m done.
  29. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7601 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:48 pm
    Ok Davy- deep breath- and another. Well done. Now go tell your daughter if she ever behaves like that you will have her adopted. Feel Better? no- I thought not....
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 12:16 am
    madduck, thanks for making me laugh at myself! Sorry fellows, I had a lot of pent-up rage I had to get out somewhere!

    *takes deep breaths, and considers taking up yoga*
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 12:17 am
    I guess very few people actually watched this full episode of that particular show.

    The `swapped wife` was a hypocrite, she denied everyone of what they liked to eat and have fun doing, except for herself. As ripper said earlier she went off and ate fried chicken on her own.

    Now Yes, King Curtis was a brat, but her response to his brattyness only escalated the problem. She thought she was "going to teach them a lesson", all she did, because of her attitude, was make thing even worse.

    Things went much better at her family`s house, and her family learned to stand up to her being "Queen of the house" all of the time and having to sacrifice for her selfishness.
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    Sachi001 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 12:29 am
    well now somebody need to straighten out King Curtis that there is only one king. he died on a toilet several decades ago in Graceland. Unless he has bee reincarnated,

    @Davymid-that story is a riot. I was LMAO. Look at the bright side. You spouse will never want the little bastard as a son in law ever. Your off the hook now.
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    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 12:46 am
    that kid looks like a prime candidate for `dumb and dumber: the early years`
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    massivekiduk Male 30-39
    50 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 1:00 am
    Slap the little drater right in his podgy face!
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 3:56 am
    I know that bacon`s good for me.
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    Beardofzeus Male 30-39
    670 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 4:08 am
    `No! I keep losing at deals and I don`t want to make any more deals with you!`

    `She`s gonna try catch me, but she can`t run in them little high heels!`

    I quite like him. He`s got character.
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    daroofa Male 40-49
    132 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 5:04 am
    He could do with a little discipline in his life. He obviously hasn`t had any to this point.
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    Sexy_R1 Male 18-29
    41 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 5:32 am
    Greatest episode of wife swap.
  39. Profile photo of Squinky
    Squinky Female 18-29
    117 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 5:36 am
    oh god that was funny
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    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 6:37 am
    Who else was expecting a n-word laden tirade?
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    savemejebus Female 30-39
    143 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 6:49 am
    jesus... that kid is doomed.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 6:59 am
    OMG that kid is hilarious - the little kid voice with the southern accent just makes everything he says it that much funnier.
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    Mindle Male 18-29
    77 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 7:13 am
    im high as drat and i love this kid.
  44. Profile photo of lazerdude
    lazerdude Male 13-17
    221 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 7:14 am
    Only in America.
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    nikkida Female 13-17
    24 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 7:18 am
    omg this kid is gunna be he biggest loser come high school lol not to mention if he was my kid... id take away all his toys all gunk food and tell his grandma he is not allowed their til he learns respect.. then id make him run his chubby ass up n down the street with a sign saying i will not be a dis respective smart ass
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    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 8:44 am
    Haha, there was a wicked remix of this i saw a couple years back.


    Yuhh, right there.
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    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 8:47 am
    I think I would locked him outside for the night, cruel perhaps, but he`d get the point.

    Does anyone know if the husband gets to enjoy the wife swap? Or does he just sit back and giggle to himself the entire time?
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 8:48 am
    Silly Rednecks.
  49. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 10:17 am
    ALL HAIL KING CURTIS! The king knows what he wants.
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 10:42 am
    This is completely directed. This kid is clearly being told what to say, you can easily tell also on the look on his face - especially when he "returns" and says that he is going to show her who is the king.

    However, the "i don`t care" jump at 0.40 is freakin` epic, and it cracked me up :-D A great little actor, that boy ;-)
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    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 11:10 am
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    his actions aren`t that interesting to be replayed 5 times
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    wow, shes trying. I laugh wen he said hes leaving :P
  54. Profile photo of ZiggZagg
    ZiggZagg Male 13-17
    243 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    They love each other really.
    Gotta agree with him on the bacon front.
  55. Profile photo of whyme73
    whyme73 Male 18-29
    469 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    after spending a few hours at his grandma`s house eating chicken nuggets.
  56. Profile photo of TypicalJerk
    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 8:59 am
    Ima come atchu like a spider monkey
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    JonnyWisco Male 30-39
    29 posts
    July 3, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    They need to beat that kids ass, seriously.

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