The best in arts & entertainment, news, pop culture, and your mom since 2002.

Jon The I-A-B Intern: Intern Life, Blog #4

Jon the I-A-B Intern”s Blog Entry #4: F*uck On!

I am a Trojan man. I love the University of Southern California. I mean, our school is named after arguably the coolest region of the entire world. If Spicoli had a school, he would probably have named it after SoCal. Not only are we cool here in the dirty south, but we are also flossin like Mike Jones. The school received $330 million last semester alone in gift money. Plus, we have some of the hottest chicks in the country. And, try as they might (the NCAA may stifle our football program for a few years), but we shall fight on.

Not only will we fight on, but last semester, my first here as a graduate student at USC, it was clear that we will also f*ck on (and on, and on, and on to quote Mr. Taio Cruz). In case you guys missed it, here is a secret letter that a Kappa Sigma fraternity member wrote to his brothers. As this D-bag continues to f*ck on, though his exploits are probably grossly exaggerated, I say he can f*ck off. Rather than writing a letter revealing yourself as the worst possible stereotype of a frat head, and giving the rest of us frat heads a bad name, you could have at least done what your fellow Kappa Sig brother did and gotten some during your scandal.

Yes, this was not the only sex news to rock USC last spring. A few weeks after the letter was leaked, one of his brothers seemed to have taken his advice to heart and, like a seasoned sniper, had his target, a girl from UCLA, on the roof of the tallest building on campus. I guess he must of figured that with our football team not doing so well this season, that he wanted to give everybody on campus some good, old fashioned entertainment. Props to him for banging UCLA and outdoing his brother, but hes still freaking crazy. So from downtown LA to the rest of the world, we f*ck on!

–Jon the I-A-B intern…

My life as a USC Trojan. F*uck on!

Profile photo of JDKIAB

Submitted by: JDKIAB

[Total: 62    Average: 1.5/5]
65 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 11977
Rating: 1.5
Date: 06/08/11 02:30 PM

65 Responses to Jon The I-A-B Intern: Intern Life, Blog #4

  1. Profile photo of JDKIAB
    JDKIAB Male 18-29
    21 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 2:02 pm
    Link: Jon The I-A-B Intern: Intern Life, Blog #4 - My life as a USC Trojan. F*uck on!
  2. Profile photo of WorldOfJames
    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 2:41 pm
    i literally couldn`t care less about these posts.
  3. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    Ummm...I am speechless
  4. Profile photo of uscbadfish
    uscbadfish Male 18-29
    267 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 2:49 pm
  5. Profile photo of Phantomz
    Phantomz Male 13-17
    148 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 3:17 pm
  6. Profile photo of Civas-lies
    Civas-lies Male 18-29
    48 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    Well, I came away from this with one thing learned... don`t click on any more of these intern posts.

    What a bunch of empty-headed, useless esoterica.
  7. Profile photo of Qwertyuiop95
    Qwertyuiop95 Male 18-29
    215 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    Waaait, with UCLA? Talk about forbidden love.
  8. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 3:55 pm
    Who is this interesting to? I don`t even understand what you`re talking about.
  9. Profile photo of I-See-U
    I-See-U Male 18-29
    354 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 4:18 pm
  10. Profile photo of kangoala
    kangoala Male 18-29
    702 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 4:19 pm
    Dear Jon,
  11. Profile photo of CheshireKiti
    CheshireKiti Female 18-29
    31 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 4:35 pm
    What is the point of putting a * in f-ck if you also put in the u?
  12. Profile photo of PUDDING1961
    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 4:37 pm
    Nice post Jon...but it`s content just doesn`t belong here on IAB.

    You see Jon, i come here to get a dose of anti-bordom. What do i see? A post about school and sports. How nice. But it doesn`t un-bore me.

    Jon, make me laugh, make me awwww, make me cry, make me mad, make me confused, make me wince, ya know....surprise me.

    Keep trying Jon...i`m sure you`ll find the winning content soon. Find your beat and show us your evolution during your intership.

    Try again...i believe you can do it!


    Grandma Pudding ;)
  13. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    This site is going downhill fast. First the stupid tool bar. Then no more Fancy`s Hard Drive and huge amounts of content being located off of the site. Now you give us this crap? REALLY?! Who cares? I could read a crappy non-professional rambling student blog ANYWHERE. Lazy IAB. Lazy.
  14. Profile photo of November_Rai
    November_Rai Male 30-39
    319 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 4:51 pm
    I agree with kangoala....but strangely, I also agree with Grandma Pudding....
  15. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 4:56 pm
    Yeah! Good for you, you meathead turd! I`m so proud.
  16. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 5:00 pm
    What happened to you Jon? You used to be cool.
  17. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 5:30 pm
    Intern fail.

    Fancy... please give him something else to do. This was really just... sh*t.

    It appears there is growing consensus among the I-A-Bers that this just isn`t making things better.
  18. Profile photo of krisley
    krisley Male 18-29
    525 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    ... meh
  19. Profile photo of Andicicle
    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 7:29 pm
    well, what an utterly dull story
  20. Profile photo of funnehkitteh
    funnehkitteh Male 18-29
    528 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 7:39 pm
    i kinda used this post like a agreement policy.
  21. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 7:55 pm
    This intern sucks dcck. Like, A LOT of dcck.
  22. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 8:15 pm
    "...another reason to hate California."
  23. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 8:17 pm
    * = iretr
  24. Profile photo of comp_wizard
    comp_wizard Male 18-29
    194 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 8:17 pm
    I agree with osiris. There`s gotta be some better use for the intern. Perhaps have him take over the "Fancy`s hard drive" photo selection? He`d probably do a better job than that crappy external source that you`ve been linking to lately.
  25. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 9:55 pm
    "And, try as they might, but we shall fight on."

    This guy can`t even put together a sentence. You actually used the word SoCal?
  26. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 10:21 pm
    What is the point of all this really
  27. Profile photo of Milo_Pretzel
    Milo_Pretzel Female 18-29
    180 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 10:43 pm
    I hate you so hard, Jon the Intern. I hate you.
  28. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 11:18 pm
    ugh douche
  29. Profile photo of HoneyPunch
    HoneyPunch Female 13-17
    124 posts
    June 8, 2011 at 11:28 pm
    Oh God, you make me not want to apply to USC or to UCLA.
  30. Profile photo of Syris
    Syris Male 13-17
    219 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 12:10 am
    Dear John,

    your movie sucked.

    p.s. h8ers gonna h8
  31. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 12:38 am
    I just came here to say this:

    Thanks =] Feel better now
  32. Profile photo of poofydoom
    poofydoom Female 18-29
    61 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 2:18 am
    ugh, this seem like a post on myspace from 2000. i don`t care about your irrelevant rants.
  33. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 2:50 am
    Please just post a few things worth while and the comments here will change. You`ve got a pretty bad record so far, man. I`m starting to wonder if Fancy just hired you to make a whipping boy.
  34. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 2:57 am
    Is it possible to just delete all of his past posts? He`s had a rough start.
  35. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 3:05 am

  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 3:29 am
    I think you need to get cool and fast! or say more penis and fart jokes
  37. Profile photo of Comagirl123
    Comagirl123 Female 18-29
    110 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 3:30 am
    Oh Jon, no. Just no.

    When you first started writing I was actually excited. We get to know what happens in the mysterious IAB headquarters?!? But then you don`t write anything about IAB.

    Don`t get discouraged because of the comments, just maybe start posting about intern life? Like you were supposed to do? Not about your school and it`s team and stuff like that. I am from Europe. I don`t care about those things.

    I wonder if Fancy did wrong by throwing Jon to the sharks...
  38. Profile photo of IrishJesus
    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 3:51 am
    OMG this is hilarious! I totally can relate! Dude, you are just what I-A-B needed!

    Oh. I`m sorry...I read this wrong. You are just awful.
  39. Profile photo of ZiggZagg
    ZiggZagg Male 13-17
    243 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 5:22 am
    Give him a break. This is obviously he`s first time blogging. Constructive criticism? You`re poo. -_-
  40. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 5:30 am
    It just goes to show what boring poo someone can come up with when there`s a deadline to write to.

    Personally I think the intern is Fancy`s way of getting back at the people that took his office away.

  41. Profile photo of iajukesy
    iajukesy Male 18-29
    39 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 5:58 am
    This is upsettingly bad.
    I mean, in the nicest possible way, what part of your blog did you think anyone would want to read. It`s like you`re thinking to yourself, but accidentally fking posted it onto an international website.
    IAB, can you not make this intern do less pooty stuff?
  42. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 6:01 am
    Maybe if you posted stuff worth viewing IAB would be more interesting. Most of your posts received less than 2 stars. Congratulations!

    You should start your own website for people who are Borderline Retarded or are on the verge of committing suicide, but they need that extra something to push them over the edge. I drating hate you. I really drating hate you. What you are doing to IAB is worse than what Hitler did to the Jews.
  43. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 6:19 am
    The fact that he referred to Southern California as "the dirty south" makes me want to kick him in the nuts... Hard.
  44. Profile photo of Aedran
    Aedran Female 18-29
    295 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 6:45 am
    People like you are the reason I wish California would just break off and drown.

    Also, your use of the term `Dirty South` should guarantee you never graduate from any college ever. Because you are so flipping retarded.
  45. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 8:21 am
    Wow Jon`s a HIMBO frat boy who would`ve thought... Oh ya everyone except for the IAB honeys and some of the guys that want his nuts. As I`ve been saying.......
  46. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 8:26 am
    Goes to show looks aren`t everything
  47. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 8:45 am
    Can we have a fundraiser for some charity, by getting people to pay to kick this idiot in tbe nuts? We could probably pay off the national debt while we`re at it.

    Fancy, give this guy something better to do. Don`t torture us with more blogs and stupid posts from him. Send him out to wash your car and flash his smile at the women you want to avoid.
  48. Profile photo of MisterG
    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 10:12 am
    You sir, are the reason why Europeans think the USA is retarded.
  49. Profile photo of lazerdude
    lazerdude Male 13-17
    221 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    Jon is dragging I-A-B down :/.
  50. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    Damn, I`d rather have Crakr as a mod than this douchebag.
  51. Profile photo of mrtatulas
    mrtatulas Male 18-29
    271 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    Holy crap, are we being trolled?
  52. Profile photo of Artichoke
    Artichoke Female 18-29
    198 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 7:45 pm
    Jon`s new title: Destroyer of IAB
  53. Profile photo of Poefan101
    Poefan101 Male 13-17
    315 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 8:48 pm
    One time my cat died. I loved that cat.
    We buried him in my backyard and on that day I vowed to never let anything get as close to me as that cat out of fear that I could not handle the pain that would follow any subsequent separation.
    I drating hate Jon the intern.
  54. Profile photo of lemurs366
    lemurs366 Female 18-29
    385 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 8:50 pm
    i really hope fancy makes you read all these comments. I really do. Because you need to learn. BEing a fratboy douche is really uncool here. also, everywhere. What were you thinking when you decided to blog boasting of OTHER PEOPLE"S sexual accomplishments, not even your own. presumably beacuase you have never had any. I really dont like you. I don`t like you, and i don`t like your face.
  55. Profile photo of oryfoxer7410
    oryfoxer7410 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 9:27 pm
    Your a total douche bag
  56. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 12:18 am
    The parasitic worm living in my lower intestine could post better crap than you.
  57. Profile photo of pigsnout5
    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 6:52 am
    um Jon: "Not only are we cool here in the dirty south" - CALIFORNIA IS NOT THE DIRTY SOUTH!!! I would know. The "dirrty" south is talking about...well...THE SOUTH! don`t be taking our poo away from`s all we got left!!!

    btw...USC can suck my imaginary balls.
  58. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 7:35 am
    SoCal is not the Dirty South.
    I live in the Dirty South.
    Its hot and humid.
    USC sucks.
  59. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 8:42 am
    Jon the intern, being a retarded douchenozzle forever.
  60. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 10:07 pm
  61. Profile photo of human_exile
    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 7:40 am
    F*uck on! ...what?

    oh yeah, you still suck azz
  62. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 7:41 pm
    TL/DR and DON`T CARE.
  63. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 12, 2011 at 1:23 am
    Where is shark-girl!?
  64. Profile photo of ImaComputer
    ImaComputer Male 18-29
    286 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    1st-No self respecting fraternity member would refer to himself as a "frat head" (myself being an alumni of the world`s largest and finest fraternity)

    2nd. I live in Southern California not "SoCal", and I would never say this is the "dirty south"

    3rd. USC sucks, so stop bragging about going there you douchetard waste of internet space.
  65. Profile photo of Coolhandluke
    Coolhandluke Male 18-29
    95 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    This has pretty much the lowest possible rating... 1.1

Leave a Reply