Jon The I-A-B Intern: Intern Life, Blog #4

Submitted by: JDKIAB 5 years ago

Jon the I-A-B Intern"s Blog Entry #4: F*uck On!

I am a Trojan man. I love the University of Southern California. I mean, our school is named after arguably the coolest region of the entire world. If Spicoli had a school, he would probably have named it after SoCal. Not only are we cool here in the dirty south, but we are also flossin like Mike Jones. The school received $330 million last semester alone in gift money. Plus, we have some of the hottest chicks in the country. And, try as they might (the NCAA may stifle our football program for a few years), but we shall fight on.

Not only will we fight on, but last semester, my first here as a graduate student at USC, it was clear that we will also f*ck on (and on, and on, and on to quote Mr. Taio Cruz). In case you guys missed it, here is a secret letter that a Kappa Sigma fraternity member wrote to his brothers. As this D-bag continues to f*ck on, though his exploits are probably grossly exaggerated, I say he can f*ck off. Rather than writing a letter revealing yourself as the worst possible stereotype of a frat head, and giving the rest of us frat heads a bad name, you could have at least done what your fellow Kappa Sig brother did and gotten some during your scandal.

Yes, this was not the only sex news to rock USC last spring. A few weeks after the letter was leaked, one of his brothers seemed to have taken his advice to heart and, like a seasoned sniper, had his target, a girl from UCLA, on the roof of the tallest building on campus. I guess he must of figured that with our football team not doing so well this season, that he wanted to give everybody on campus some good, old fashioned entertainment. Props to him for banging UCLA and outdoing his brother, but hes still freaking crazy. So from downtown LA to the rest of the world, we f*ck on!

--Jon the I-A-B intern...


My life as a USC Trojan. F*uck on!
There are 65 comments:
Male 95
This has pretty much the lowest possible rating... 1.1
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Male 286
1st-No self respecting fraternity member would refer to himself as a "frat head" (myself being an alumni of the world`s largest and finest fraternity)

2nd. I live in Southern California not "SoCal", and I would never say this is the "dirty south"

3rd. USC sucks, so stop bragging about going there you douchetard waste of internet space.
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Male 5,413
Where is shark-girl!?
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Female 3,598
TL/DR and DON`T CARE.
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Male 875
[quote]F*uck on![/quote] ...what?

oh yeah, you still suck azz
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Female 734
intern...boooo
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Male 532
Jon the intern, being a retarded douchenozzle since...like forever.
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Male 6,694
SoCal is not the Dirty South.
I live in the Dirty South.
Its hot and humid.
USC sucks.
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Female 546
um Jon: "Not only are we cool here in the dirty south" - CALIFORNIA IS NOT THE DIRTY SOUTH!!! I would know. The "dirrty" south is talking about...well...THE SOUTH! don`t be taking our poo away from us...it`s all we got left!!!

btw...USC can suck my imaginary balls.
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Male 1,204
The parasitic worm living in my lower intestine could post better crap than you.
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Male 57
Your a total douche bag
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Female 385
i really hope fancy makes you read all these comments. I really do. Because you need to learn. BEing a fratboy douche is really uncool here. also, everywhere. What were you thinking when you decided to blog boasting of OTHER PEOPLE"S sexual accomplishments, not even your own. presumably beacuase you have never had any. I really dont like you. I don`t like you, and i don`t like your face.
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Male 315
One time my cat died. I loved that cat.
We buried him in my backyard and on that day I vowed to never let anything get as close to me as that cat out of fear that I could not handle the pain that would follow any subsequent separation.
I drating hate Jon the intern.
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Female 198
Jon`s new title: Destroyer of IAB
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Male 271
Holy crap, are we being trolled?
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Male 798
Damn, I`d rather have Crakr as a mod than this douchebag.
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Male 221
Jon is dragging I-A-B down :/.
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Male 633
You sir, are the reason why Europeans think the USA is retarded.
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Male 11,740
Can we have a fundraiser for some charity, by getting people to pay to kick this idiot in tbe nuts? We could probably pay off the national debt while we`re at it.

Fancy, give this guy something better to do. Don`t torture us with more blogs and stupid posts from him. Send him out to wash your car and flash his smile at the women you want to avoid.
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Male 14,330
Goes to show looks aren`t everything
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Male 14,330
Wow Jon`s a HIMBO frat boy who would`ve thought... Oh ya everyone except for the IAB honeys and some of the guys that want his nuts. As I`ve been saying.......
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Female 295
People like you are the reason I wish California would just break off and drown.

Also, your use of the term `Dirty South` should guarantee you never graduate from any college ever. Because you are so flipping retarded.
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Male 3,057
The fact that he referred to Southern California as "the dirty south" makes me want to kick him in the nuts... Hard.
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Male 2,050
Maybe if you posted stuff worth viewing IAB would be more interesting. Most of your posts received less than 2 stars. Congratulations!

You should start your own website for people who are Borderline Retarded or are on the verge of committing suicide, but they need that extra something to push them over the edge. I drating hate you. I really drating hate you. What you are doing to IAB is worse than what Hitler did to the Jews.
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Male 39
This is upsettingly bad.
I mean, in the nicest possible way, what part of your blog did you think anyone would want to read. It`s like you`re thinking to yourself, but accidentally fking posted it onto an international website.
IAB, can you not make this intern do less pooty stuff?
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Male 3,081
It just goes to show what boring poo someone can come up with when there`s a deadline to write to.

Personally I think the intern is Fancy`s way of getting back at the people that took his office away.




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Male 243
Give him a break. This is obviously he`s first time blogging. Constructive criticism? You`re poo. -_-
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Male 483
OMG this is hilarious! I totally can relate! Dude, you are just what I-A-B needed!

Oh. I`m sorry...I read this wrong. You are...you are just awful.
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Female 110
Oh Jon, no. Just no.

When you first started writing I was actually excited. We get to know what happens in the mysterious IAB headquarters?!? But then you don`t write anything about IAB.

Don`t get discouraged because of the comments, just maybe start posting about intern life? Like you were supposed to do? Not about your school and it`s team and stuff like that. I am from Europe. I don`t care about those things.

I wonder if Fancy did wrong by throwing Jon to the sharks...
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Male 25,416
I think you need to get cool and fast! or say more penis and fart jokes
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Male 2,593

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Male 2,593
Mods,
Is it possible to just delete all of his past posts? He`s had a rough start.
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Male 2,593
Jon,
Please just post a few things worth while and the comments here will change. You`ve got a pretty bad record so far, man. I`m starting to wonder if Fancy just hired you to make a whipping boy.
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Female 61
ugh, this seem like a post on myspace from 2000. i don`t care about your irrelevant rants.
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Male 551
I just came here to say this:
GET THE FCK OUT OF IAB!!!

Thanks =] Feel better now
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Male 219
Dear John,

your movie sucked.

p.s. h8ers gonna h8
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Female 124
Oh God, you make me not want to apply to USC or to UCLA.
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Male 4,902
ugh douche
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Female 180
I hate you so hard, Jon the Intern. I hate you.
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Male 15,510
What is the point of all this really
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Male 2,419
"And, try as they might, but we shall fight on."

This guy can`t even put together a sentence. You actually used the word SoCal?
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Male 194
I agree with osiris. There`s gotta be some better use for the intern. Perhaps have him take over the "Fancy`s hard drive" photo selection? He`d probably do a better job than that crappy external source that you`ve been linking to lately.
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Male 3,472
* = iretr
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Male 3,472
"...another reason to hate California."
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Male 740
This intern sucks dcck. Like, A LOT of dcck.
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Male 528
i kinda used this post like a agreement policy. [NEXT] [cancel]
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Male 503
well, what an utterly dull story
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Male 526
... meh
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Male 3,057
Intern fail.

Fancy... please give him something else to do. This was really just... sh*t.

It appears there is growing consensus among the I-A-Bers that this just isn`t making things better.
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Male 2,121
What happened to you Jon? You used to be cool.
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Male 758
Yeah! Good for you, you meathead turd! I`m so proud.
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Male 319
I agree with kangoala....but strangely, I also agree with Grandma Pudding....
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Female 1,101
This site is going downhill fast. First the stupid tool bar. Then no more Fancy`s Hard Drive and huge amounts of content being located off of the site. Now you give us this crap? REALLY?! Who cares? I could read a crappy non-professional rambling student blog ANYWHERE. Lazy IAB. Lazy.
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Female 446
Nice post Jon...but it`s content just doesn`t belong here on IAB.

You see Jon, i come here to get a dose of anti-bordom. What do i see? A post about school and sports. How nice. But it doesn`t un-bore me.

Jon, make me laugh, make me awwww, make me cry, make me mad, make me confused, make me wince, ya know....surprise me.

Keep trying Jon...i`m sure you`ll find the winning content soon. Find your beat and show us your evolution during your intership.

Try again...i believe you can do it!

Love,

Grandma Pudding ;)
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Female 31
What is the point of putting a * in f-ck if you also put in the u?
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Male 702
Dear Jon,
Die.
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Male 354
stupid
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Female 1,963
Who is this interesting to? I don`t even understand what you`re talking about.
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Male 215
Waaait, with UCLA? Talk about forbidden love.
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Male 48
Well, I came away from this with one thing learned... don`t click on any more of these intern posts.

What a bunch of empty-headed, useless esoterica.
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Male 148
*yawn*
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Male 267
That`s....nice....
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Male 4,807
Ummm...I am speechless
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Male 978
i literally couldn`t care less about these posts.
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Male 21
Link: Jon The I-A-B Intern: Intern Life, Blog #4 [Rate Link] - My life as a USC Trojan. F*uck on!
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