Jon The I-A-B Intern: Intern Life, Blog #2 [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in

In this installment of Jon"s Intern Blog (we"ve yet to come up with a witty title), he answers a few questions inspired by yesterday"s edition. From here on out, he"ll respond ot all questions in their respective forums and he"ll get back to the usual bloggy stuff tomorrow.


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Hello Boreds,

I"m happy to be a part of your community of boreditute. Today I will address a couple of questions I got in the forum of yesterday"s inagural blog.

Danthew wrote:

Hey Jon, I like your style. Here are some random questions:


1) Do you get an account on I-A-B, maybe a special colour name?

I like your style Dan Dub. I do get an account here, and I dont know what a special color name is, but now I want one. Thank you.

2) More request than question. If you ever get the chance to sneak onto Fancy"s computer, could you add "United Kingdom" to the location options? I am fed up with having "Europe" as my location, while you Americans can specify which area of the US you are from.

I have already snuck onto Fancy"s computer, but yes, next time I do I will keep this in mind. Save The British Children!

3) I have literally no idea how the semester system works in the US, how long are you going to be around?

I will be here until the Summer"s end, or, to quote ElMustache, You"ll be serving our Lord, Fancy, until he tires of you and feeds you to the Mods, or your internship is complete. But yeah, I think thatll be in August.

4) Are you going to post about the daily workings of I-A-B? It"d be nice to find out more about how the site works.

Shirley.

5) If you had to choose, if someone was forcing you at gunpoint, what would you say your favourite cheese is?

I"m glad you asked, because this has happened to me, and in the fear of the moment I said Gouda Cheese, but really my answer is English Farmhouse Cheddar. So, if you"re reading this Killer Cheese, my answer is English Farmhouse Cheddar. Gouda is my fourth favorite.

LandoGriffin wrote:

To Jon--one important detail: How exactly did you know that the bald guy who caught the baseball with your phone number was named Tod, and if he called you on the phone wouldn"t you assume it was spelled "Todd" - therefore I conclude you must have had some sort of liason with this Tod fellow. Am I right?

Sorry to disappoint, but I just know a one-D Tod when I see a one-D Tod.

Until tomorrow,

Jon

[Here"s me, down below...]


Jon and blog #2 where he answers a few of your questions and reveals himself in photo form. Also, what to call the blog?
There are 53 comments:
Female 143
That`s all well interesting and all but WHAT DID YOU EAT FOR LUNCH MAN? And how awesome is it that you are interning at IAB and still you`re a newbie!
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Female 9,572
Damn, you`re taken... :(
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Male 2,238
I think I just got ignored. Ouch.
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Male 25,416
meh...
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Male 2,121
Hey Jon! So you do get a special colour name, I am very jealous.
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Male 21
@dweezil - Thanks! My girlfriend agrees:) And yeah, a No H Jon knows a One D Tod any day.
@marmar480 - my friend is mr frog. mr frog is my friend.
@thenedman - Cooler. So cool, in fact, that I am naming all of my children Fancylad and ladettes.
8BitHero - Sharkgirl didn`t realize it was just a costume and swam out to sea, only to be eaten by a pretty good white (he was on the smaller side as far as great whites go)...too bad, she should of gone with frogs like Jon The Intern.

Must Love Frogs!

Jon
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Male 2,121
Judging from that photo I think I`ve found Jon`s sex tape. Enjoy ladies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k
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Male 343
How soon will it be until you attempt to start dating all of these women on IAB who think you`re hot?
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Male 221
Er no Jon is not hot. Sorry, Jon.
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Male 2,121
How about "Jon`s Fortress of Boreditude"?
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Female 3,696
Jon IS hot. The female community is pleased >=]

Anyway. I-Am-Blog?
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Male 2,737
Instead of putting `United Kingdom` OR `Europe`, you should put `Somewhere Else`.
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Female 32
Dear Jon, You are a tasty hunk of man meat. That is all... wait never mind that isn`t all... Did you assume Tod was a one D Tod because your a no H Jon?
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Female 20
John is hot. Please more pictures of him thank you.
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Male 56
Jon is a hottie. That is all.
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Male 540
Jon, you spelled "boreditude" wrong.
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Male 2,121
Yay! Jon answered my questions! Good choice on the cheese front, Mature Farmhouse Cheddar is the bomb (we tend to drop the "English" here). Try it in a ploughman`s, thick crusty bread, thick slices of cheese, salad and some ham, maybe some pickle if you like it. Awesome British snack.

How about I-Am-Blog for a title?
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Male 622
who cares where your from? it doesnt matter to me. i love exotic women
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Female 833
I`m annoyed with having to classify myself as european. I dislike being part of the EU.
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Male 2,238
Also, don`t question why IAB has shores. Just go with it.
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Male 2,238
Hey hey hey woah woah woah back up the drating train.

If we`re getting new locations, I`m literally begging you for a `New Zealand` name. Please. I`ve had to identify myself as `Australia` for the past 3 years. And nearly two of those i`ve had a fancy red name for. It makes people look down on me. Do I look like the inbred offspring of a kangaroo and my brother? Hell no. I`m a filthy sheepshagger and proud of it.

If you get this done Jon, you`re offically the coolest person ever to grace the shores of IAB. That`s including Negative_One AND dougsimpson. Think about it. <3
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Male 5,413
Ah ha good read. I like the UK question too, though I`m not too bothered about it saying Europe.



Where`s Shark-girl at?
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Male 10,338
"My Magical Modly Power Of Magicality tells me that you were temp banned for a week back in 2008 for posting "FIRST!"."

Angel "first"ed?! What a noob!
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Female 40
marry me!
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Female 110
I think it would be fairer if Europe had all of the country names listed.. Or maybe Eastern Europe, Western Europe etc. type of a deal? Or then none at all. But just to put UK there would most definitely suck.

I do love UK but it is in no way more important than rest of Europe. (Please don`t kill me Brits!) :)
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Male 12,138
[quote]Here is my question to you, how come when I try to check my account I get a error message, but I still can post around?[/quote]
Angelmassb, I can help out there. If you ever get banned (even temp), your profile info gets shut down, even after the ban is lifted. Not by design I hasten to add, rather because I-A-B uses script language that was garnered from the Rosetta Stone.

My Magical Modly Power Of Magicality tells me that you were temp banned for a week back in 2008 for posting "FIRST!". Which is why your profile is broke`d. You silly boy.

Also, Jon, welcome to I-A-B, and good luck. In the words of Obi-Wan Kenobi: "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy".
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Male 315
Hey Jon I am liking the posts, keep it up. I have to know though, what is Fancy like in real life, Is he as cool and swarve as we make him out to be or is that all a elaborate deception.
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Male 17,511
Nice frog costume Jon.
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Female 35
Wow, Jon is a hottie! :O
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Male 683
lol, I want a special color name... but I don`t want to do the work entitled with the coloring of the name.
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Female 3,598
i get that jon is the weird lookin frog guy, but who`s that hot man standing next to him!?!
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Male 3,477
NOW I-AM-BORED
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Male 526
c3rv4 if you mean AKappy and Pabasa and the like... Jon looks kinda cute, but that might just be my frog fetish coming out. :O
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Male 299
Jon`s definitely the frog, am-i-right?
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Female 148
ooh rawr, hello there.
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Male 820
So Jon is a weird frog thing?

Neat.
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Male 270
Here`s a suggestion: don`t you think old school I-A-Borers should have a special name color, like orange or something?

Write "@c3rv4" if you agree!
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Male 5,163
Jon i ask you if you can take and post some picture of IAB crew.
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Female 16
So is Jon the frog or the hot guy?
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Female 2,120
Jon is the sexy, and I shall enjoy stalking him.
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Female 70
who`s your friend?!
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Male 646
How about Hawaii or Pacific Islands instead of Western US???
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Male 1,265
Jon is a lizard/frog? :O
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Male 875
Is it hard being green?
Was it hard to hide you erection in that picture?

anywho, welcome aboard. i realize i should have said that on the first blog but i probably ended up saying something stupid instead
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Male 4,004
"And what about all other parts of Europe, once the British get their recognition? lol"

Asia is bigger than Europe, I demand Nepal as an option.
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Male 229
"2) More request than question. If you ever get the chance to sneak onto Fancy`s computer, could you add "United Kingdom" to the location options? I am fed up with having "Europe" as my location, while you Americans can specify which area of the US you are from"

And what about all other parts of Europe, once the British get their recognition? lol
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Male 2,033
Jon looks liek some sort of giant frog or something. Maybe it is the red shirt. (Star trek interns also wore red shirts)
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Male 320
I am finding it hard to comprehend that there is actually a better cheese than Gouda. Thanks Jon for sending me on a quest for some english mature farmhouse cheddar. I have doubts but am trying to keep an open mind. My question is, how does the title Jon`s Flushings strike you for a blog name?
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Female 1,158
You kind of look like a club promoter, Jon.

I feel like we need a better name for you.

Jontern?
Boredtern?
I-Am-Jon, the Boredtern?

...I`ll keep working on that.
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Female 8,043
Hellllloooooooooo Jon! Met any good cougars lately?
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Male 1,383
How about `Jogging- Blogging with Jon the Intern`
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Male 15,510
Here is my question to you, how come when I try to check my account I get a error message, but I still can post around?
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Male 20,908
Link: Jon The I-A-B Intern: Intern Life, Blog #2 [Pics] [Rate Link] - Jon and blog #2 where he answers a few of your questions and reveals himself in photo form. Also, what to call the blog?
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