Jesus Is So Embarrassed Of Your Crap [Pic]

Submitted by: Rested 5 years ago in Funny

Face, meet thy palm.
There are 43 comments:
Male 766
you can believe what ever you want, how is my embarassament equal intolerance? I ain`t afraid of no ghost . . .
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Male 128
hahahaha it looks great
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Female 412
Haha, he does look a little like he`s face-palming
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Male 1,595
"Sir, YOU, in fact, are the one who needs to grow up and let people believe whatever they want to believe whether it be God, unicorns,or aliens. It doesn`t effect you. Nothing effects you, you live in Canada."


You can`t forget the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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Male 78
General comments on various religions are fine, but we really should stray from bashing individual believers. Let them believe what they want. Most people are meek and incapable of coping with mortality on their own. Well either that or uneducated and unquestioning of what they are told. Just because I don`t doesn`t mean you shouldn`t believe in magic and closet monsters.

But then again...TROLL ON
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Male 25,416
lol
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Male 2,790
[quote]Statue.[/quote]

you are correct, sir
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Female 1,356
"God created the first zombie"
man, that sounds awesome.
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Male 1,832
irrelevant and not funny. and yet, people still feel the need to argue about it.
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Male 247
@Steelgrid: Based on your list below, I say emphatically..

(you are entirely clueless on Christianity BTW)
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Male 6,694
Statue.
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Male 2,700
"(you are entirely clueless on Christianity BTW)"

Well then, lets see....

-God raped to make his son

-God killed everyone on earth

-God likes to wipe cities

-God refuses to abolish Satan

-God is too scared to die, so he sacrifices his own son, then resurrects his beaten body

-God created the First Zombie

Im pretty sure I nailed it all, so tell me, where is that wrong?

Yup, thats what I thought.
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Male 116
At some point, it just becomes tired. For me at least, I dont need to be gravely insulted evey time I try to find some humourous crap to pass a few minutes. Seems other sites get by without having a religious agenda, but not this one. This is the most mean spirited and hatefull site I have ever had the misfortune to visit, and hoewever much you like piling it on Christians for thir supposed transgressions (you are entirely clueless on Christianity BTW), its clear you are the ones with no respect for your fellow humans. Peace out haterz.
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Male 2,700
"It doesn`t effect you. Nothing effects you, you live in Canada."

How many wars, how many people must die, how many priests have to rape little boys, How much money must be imbezzled, Before you "Ghost" is considered to be affecting me huh. but you keep on going right ahead and believeing in a rapist, bipolar, murderous, and lets not forget EVIL god.

This pic is the moment Jesus exactly found out how he was made.

*Rape rape rape*
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Male 3,745
photomstr: if you want to insult people with religion at least learn about the religion in question before trying to do so. im not going to tell you what you said wrong in hopes that you do your research and actually learn something.




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Male 119
photomstr- You sir are obviously one of those idiots who speaks from their anus.
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Female 5
That was not meant to be a derogatory statement, it’s just my way of telling it like I see it, and that makes weiner a pervert!

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Male 3,475
He saw the mouse in the bagged salad.
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Female 16
@photomstr
Yes, yes. We all must grow up to be 50-59 year old men feeling the need to constantly assert our religious intolerance into situations where it is unmerited. Sir, YOU, in fact, are the one who needs to grow up and let people believe whatever they want to believe whether it be God, unicorns,or aliens. It doesn`t effect you. Nothing effects you, you live in Canada.
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Male 3,147
No, that`s just the moment Jesus got to the airport and realised he`s left his passport at home.

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Male 766
I am so embarrassed that people still believe in primitive gods . . . grow up . . . there is no such thing as ghosts!
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Male 1,054
"It`s because of New York."

Yeah, it should have 100% in favor of equality for all.
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Male 1,054
"It`s because he found out that Randy the Macho Man Savage died, and is coming to drop kick him."

Sorry, but it is Jesus who does the drop kicking - haven`t you heard the hymm - "Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life"?
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Male 599
Behold, I have made thy face strong against their faces, and thy forehead strong against their foreheads.

Ezek 3:8
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Female 535
MrPeabody wins!
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Male 1,920
This happens every Palm Sunday.
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Male 490
XD And the comment of the day goes to SuperOnion
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Female 302
SuperOnion FTW!
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Male 20,188
Jesus had a wicked Van Dyke.
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Male 20,188
SuperOnion wins.
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Male 4,902
The ultimate shame
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Male 151
Face Psalm
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Female 71
Thank you Pheeshy5 for a good natured and funny response. The ***ist bs that seems to stem from posts courtesy of inane comments like that of sirdave make me rage!
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Male 1,440
Holy Facepalm, Batman
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Male 12,365
[quote]Mostly I just lol @ Americans who argue over gay marriage. It`s legal here in Canada and exactly nothing bad has happened[/quote]

Same here in the UK. Same for open homosexuality in the military, too. Laws and rules changed and...nothing. A small increase in the number of people getting married (and divorced, of course), some soldiers saying "I`m gay" and the other soldiers in their unit saying "yeah, we guessed that already". The only issue was about soldiers wearing their uniforms at political events.
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Male 2,513
lol @ /facepalm
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Female 734
Holy Facepalm
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Male 128
@DShepard: Sniping from the sidelines is fun no matter where you`re from! Mostly I just lol @ Americans who argue over gay marriage. It`s legal here in Canada and exactly nothing bad has happened
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Male 1,595
@Locke "@sirdave "It`s because of New York"

location - Southern US

Yup, that about fits the bill."


Canadians can judge people?
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Male 1,312
It`s because he found out that Randy the Macho Man Savage died, and is coming to drop kick him.
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Male 128
@sirdave "It`s because of New York"

location - Southern US


Yup, that about fits the bill.
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Male 181
It`s because of New York.
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Male 570
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