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Date: 06/29/11 05:00 PM

43 Responses to Jesus Is So Embarrassed Of Your Crap [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Rested
    Rested Male 18-29
    570 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 3:57 pm
    Link: Jesus Is So Embarrassed Of Your Crap - Face, meet thy palm.
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    sirdave80 Male 18-29
    181 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    It`s because of New York.
  3. Profile photo of Locke357
    Locke357 Male 18-29
    128 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 5:19 pm
    @sirdave "It`s because of New York"

    location - Southern US


    Yup, that about fits the bill.
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    It`s because he found out that Randy the Macho Man Savage died, and is coming to drop kick him.
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    @Locke "@sirdave "It`s because of New York"

    location - Southern US

    Yup, that about fits the bill."


    Canadians can judge people?
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    Locke357 Male 18-29
    128 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    @DShepard: Sniping from the sidelines is fun no matter where you`re from! Mostly I just lol @ Americans who argue over gay marriage. It`s legal here in Canada and exactly nothing bad has happened
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    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    Holy Facepalm
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    lol @ /facepalm
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    Mostly I just lol @ Americans who argue over gay marriage. It`s legal here in Canada and exactly nothing bad has happened

    Same here in the UK. Same for open homosexuality in the military, too. Laws and rules changed and...nothing. A small increase in the number of people getting married (and divorced, of course), some soldiers saying "I`m gay" and the other soldiers in their unit saying "yeah, we guessed that already". The only issue was about soldiers wearing their uniforms at political events.
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    Holy Facepalm, Batman
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    SpitfireFaye Female 18-29
    71 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 5:55 pm
    Thank you Pheeshy5 for a good natured and funny response. The ***ist bs that seems to stem from posts courtesy of inane comments like that of sirdave make me rage!
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    SuperOnion Male 18-29
    151 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    Face Psalm
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    The ultimate shame
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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 7:05 pm
    SuperOnion wins.
  15. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 7:06 pm
    Jesus had a wicked Van Dyke.
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    k8lin Female 18-29
    302 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 7:20 pm
    SuperOnion FTW!
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    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 8:21 pm
    XD And the comment of the day goes to SuperOnion
  18. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 8:23 pm
    This happens every Palm Sunday.
  19. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 9:10 pm
    MrPeabody wins!
  20. Profile photo of Sachi001
    Sachi001 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 12:06 am
    Behold, I have made thy face strong against their faces, and thy forehead strong against their foreheads.

    Ezek 3:8
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    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 12:09 am
    "It`s because he found out that Randy the Macho Man Savage died, and is coming to drop kick him."

    Sorry, but it is Jesus who does the drop kicking - haven`t you heard the hymm - "Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life"?
  22. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 12:09 am
    "It`s because of New York."

    Yeah, it should have 100% in favor of equality for all.
  23. Profile photo of photomstr
    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 1:42 am
    I am so embarrassed that people still believe in primitive gods . . . grow up . . . there is no such thing as ghosts!
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 3:25 am
    No, that`s just the moment Jesus got to the airport and realised he`s left his passport at home.

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    ummkay Female 18-29
    16 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 3:57 am
    @photomstr
    Yes, yes. We all must grow up to be 50-59 year old men feeling the need to constantly assert our religious intolerance into situations where it is unmerited. Sir, YOU, in fact, are the one who needs to grow up and let people believe whatever they want to believe whether it be God, unicorns,or aliens. It doesn`t effect you. Nothing effects you, you live in Canada.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 4:01 am
    He saw the mouse in the bagged salad.
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    ninavernerr Female 18-29
    5 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 4:29 am
    That was not meant to be a derogatory statement, it’s just my way of telling it like I see it, and that makes weiner a pervert!

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    unclelar Male 50-59
    119 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 4:36 am
    photomstr- You sir are obviously one of those idiots who speaks from their anus.
  29. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 6:35 am
    photomstr: if you want to insult people with religion at least learn about the religion in question before trying to do so. im not going to tell you what you said wrong in hopes that you do your research and actually learn something.




  30. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 7:51 am
    "It doesn`t effect you. Nothing effects you, you live in Canada."

    How many wars, how many people must die, how many priests have to rape little boys, How much money must be imbezzled, Before you "Ghost" is considered to be affecting me huh. but you keep on going right ahead and believeing in a rapist, bipolar, murderous, and lets not forget EVIL god.

    This pic is the moment Jesus exactly found out how he was made.

    *Rape rape rape*
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    greekhop Male 30-39
    116 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 8:18 am
    At some point, it just becomes tired. For me at least, I dont need to be gravely insulted evey time I try to find some humourous crap to pass a few minutes. Seems other sites get by without having a religious agenda, but not this one. This is the most mean spirited and hatefull site I have ever had the misfortune to visit, and hoewever much you like piling it on Christians for thir supposed transgressions (you are entirely clueless on Christianity BTW), its clear you are the ones with no respect for your fellow humans. Peace out haterz.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 8:34 am
    "(you are entirely clueless on Christianity BTW)"

    Well then, lets see....

    -God raped to make his son

    -God killed everyone on earth

    -God likes to wipe cities

    -God refuses to abolish Satan

    -God is too scared to die, so he sacrifices his own son, then resurrects his beaten body

    -God created the First Zombie

    Im pretty sure I nailed it all, so tell me, where is that wrong?

    Yup, thats what I thought.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 8:39 am
    Statue.
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    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 8:50 am
    @Steelgrid: Based on your list below, I say emphatically..

    (you are entirely clueless on Christianity BTW)
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 9:57 am
    irrelevant and not funny. and yet, people still feel the need to argue about it.
  36. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 10:24 am
    "God created the first zombie"
    man, that sounds awesome.
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 11:38 am
    Statue.

    you are correct, sir
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    lol
  39. Profile photo of Demynted
    Demynted Male 30-39
    78 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    General comments on various religions are fine, but we really should stray from bashing individual believers. Let them believe what they want. Most people are meek and incapable of coping with mortality on their own. Well either that or uneducated and unquestioning of what they are told. Just because I don`t doesn`t mean you shouldn`t believe in magic and closet monsters.

    But then again...TROLL ON
  40. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    "Sir, YOU, in fact, are the one who needs to grow up and let people believe whatever they want to believe whether it be God, unicorns,or aliens. It doesn`t effect you. Nothing effects you, you live in Canada."


    You can`t forget the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
  41. Profile photo of SapphireHart
    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    Haha, he does look a little like he`s face-palming
  42. Profile photo of xamilo
    xamilo Male 18-29
    128 posts
    July 1, 2011 at 10:16 pm
    hahahaha it looks great
  43. Profile photo of photomstr
    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    July 2, 2011 at 2:25 am
    you can believe what ever you want, how is my embarassament equal intolerance? I ain`t afraid of no ghost . . .

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