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Date: 06/29/11 11:06 AM

74 Responses to I Hate My Cat [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Kaida
    Kaida Female 13-17
    253 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:09 am
    Link: I Hate My Cat - I really hate my cat.
  2. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:14 am
    Ouch!
  3. Profile photo of KAKABAKA
    KAKABAKA Male 30-39
    402 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:16 am
    WOW.
  4. Profile photo of Zuki
    Zuki Female 18-29
    165 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:18 am
    Hey...who said this was done by a cat?????
  5. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:19 am
    Only a masochist would allow their cat to do this to them consciously. I suspect that this guy was in an accident... fell into some wire or something...
  6. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:19 am
    Ouch.
  7. Profile photo of Revolutioniz
    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
    911 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:22 am
    That same thing happened to my older brother, was definitely a weed wacker.. he put the bottom back on bot forgot to tighten the wire, so when it started the wire shoots out and whips the drat out of your legs
  8. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:23 am
    That looks like it hurts.
  9. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:24 am
    Looks like self harming actually.
  10. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:24 am
    Yeah sure blame it on the cat
  11. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:24 am
    The cat apparently hates you too. Although more likely he ran through a bunch of thorn bushes.
  12. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:26 am
    That was NOT a cat
  13. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:27 am
    more likely he ran through a bunch of thorn bushes.
    YES! That`s it. I think we`ve solved this one... silly captions...
  14. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    881 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:28 am
    That doesnt just happen at once, that takes some time. He either let his cat scratch his legs for a while or he has not disciplined his cat and taught it what not to do.

    Get a spray bottle.
  15. Profile photo of corywebb
    corywebb Male 30-39
    106 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:29 am
    If you`re going to stay still long enough for a cat to do that kind of damage then you deserve it. Or you`re paralysed.
  16. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3144 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:29 am
    Whether it be thorns, bushes or cats, this is why I wear pants year round,
  17. Profile photo of ATL1EN
    ATL1EN Male 18-29
    622 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:35 am
    lo0oks like he lets the cat do that to him anyway. dumbass
  18. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:41 am
    My legs look like that after golf sometimes - though mine also have poison ivy spots - damn slice!
  19. Profile photo of Polyintrinsi
    Polyintrinsi Male 18-29
    9 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:41 am
    That would be a black berry bush. Or any other bush with thorns. I`ll say black berry cause this is what my legs looked like once when my brothers threw me a black berry bush. stupid black berry bush. stupid brothers.
  20. Profile photo of imnakdjumpme
    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:45 am
    he passed out drunk and the cat had a red marker again.
  21. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:47 am
    definitely not a cat, definitely

    pls u can see his arm is all hacked up too, cat, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  22. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:51 am
    Hello Brethren. I have to agree with Polyintrinsi, as I myself have done much "bush whacking" as it is won`t to be called, despite the fact the bushes "whacked" me more than I did them.
    As to poison ivy, I myself have been attacked multiple times by its brotha from anotha motha, the poison oak. It looks nothing like this.
  23. Profile photo of CitrusCircus
    CitrusCircus Female 13-17
    182 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 11:59 am
    The caption should read "your cat hates you".
  24. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    kill it with fire
  25. Profile photo of Dick_Head
    Dick_Head Male 30-39
    68 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    That cat would be lunch.
  26. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 12:17 pm
    definitely not from a cat.
  27. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    those marks are too random to be from a cat, i`m talking out of pure real life experience
  28. Profile photo of Oldfrt
    Oldfrt Male 50-59
    747 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    those marks are too random to be from a cat

    Not if the guy was trying to give the cat a bath in the shower.
  29. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    "Not if the guy was trying to give the cat a bath in the shower"

    as if you`ve ever showered a cat in a shower, i`ve done it and they just claw their way up your back and try to escape the water, they are surprisingly good at it too
  30. Profile photo of Syris
    Syris Male 13-17
    219 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    Stolent content from reddit, it was a badger.
  31. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    no one would let their cat do this much. hes run through a bramble bush by the look of it.
  32. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    Looks like he did battle with some blackberry or rose bushes.
  33. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1215 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    Oh my....ouch!!!

    IF a cat did that to him, then he is pretty stupid for even letting it happen to him in the first place.
  34. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    ouchies, get a dog!
  35. Profile photo of wheresmyskul
    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    More like, his cat hates him...


    God, I hate cats!
  36. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    Meh, anyone that has seen a cat attack knows their would be deep bite marks long before that much scratching.
  37. Profile photo of CCMA_19
    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
    311 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    THAT`S why we got our cat declawed
  38. Profile photo of wtmac
    wtmac Male 30-39
    436 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 1:41 pm
    Wow... he took being a cutter to a whole new level!
  39. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    can you say "allergic to cats?" or "dumb arse get rid of the cat."
  40. Profile photo of Pravda7
    Pravda7 Female 18-29
    290 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    kick it out!!! That`s terrible.
  41. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 2:05 pm
    Ever happen to you 5Cats?
  42. Profile photo of Zuriel
    Zuriel Male 30-39
    554 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 2:17 pm
    not cat scratches.. if they were the scratches would be in parallel rows of 4 or 5 lines. my guess he ran through some thorn bushes of such.. with shorts on.

    like a smart guy
  43. Profile photo of Ston
    Ston Male 30-39
    198 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    Dude, your girlfriend REALLY needs to trim her toenails.
  44. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    Looks less like a cat attack and more like he tried to walk through a briar patch or something like that...
  45. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    I agree with Zuriel.. but still, sucks -ass-.
  46. Profile photo of Krisss
    Krisss Female 30-39
    1 post
    June 29, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    De-clawing cats is incredibly cruel and painful! How would you like to have the last knuckle on each of your fingers snipped off? It should be against the law!
  47. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    every single man who has ever been in contact with any of my cats throughout the years is 100% guaranteed to the same thing. they wind it up and don`t stop until it scratches and/or bites them, then shout at it calling it a b@stard, try to kick it etc. some people are plain dumb.
  48. Profile photo of zwollf
    zwollf Female 18-29
    58 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    my boyfriends cat latched onto his hand...and after only a few seconds it looked more like hamburger than this. Cats will shred you like roast beef, so in my opinion...this looks like blackberry cuts...
  49. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 3:09 pm
    Tell me more about your cat. (sarcasm font needed)
  50. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    Looks like he trekked through a rainforest and didn`t look where he was going.

    I`ve been there.
  51. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    @Krisss

    Don`t bother preaching that stuff here, it wont go far.
  52. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 3:45 pm
    Dude, your cat hates YOU!
  53. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    looks like jellyfish or manowar stings.
  54. Profile photo of SapphireHart
    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 4:02 pm
    Either he endured the wrath of an angered cat or he walked through a bunch of brambles... I think I`m going for the latter as I see no bite marks!
  55. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2423 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    You`re petting it wrong.
  56. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 6:05 pm
    I told him not to take Sgt. Piddles in the shower with him
  57. Profile photo of JDplaysFF
    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 7:00 pm
    No, this many scratches, I think we`re looking at a fetish. Even the greatest cat-loving saint would have thrown the thing after just a fraction of this.
  58. Profile photo of ENEMY_01
    ENEMY_01 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 7:35 pm
    Actually, he fought a badger. According to the original poster on reddit
  59. Profile photo of trippy25
    trippy25 Male 18-29
    340 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 7:46 pm
    holy poo
  60. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31762 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 8:12 pm
    Badger, not kitty? PHEW!
    Wait, what was he doing to that badger to make it so angry?
  61. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31762 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 8:15 pm
    vv @Cajun247: Not quite, but one of my kitties tried to convince me to not trim her claws by sticking one into my collarbone. Ouch!

    Also got a few major clawings when a kitty on my lap would decide to ZOOM away at top speed (back claws can get sharp too!)
  62. Profile photo of Mad_Gremlyn
    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 8:31 pm
    Buzzed catting...maybe it`s time we stop pretending like it`s no-big-deal.
  63. Profile photo of Enjin
    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 9:21 pm
    Pretty sure the guy in that pic loves his cat in a completely wrong way. There is a fetish for everything.
  64. Profile photo of HI-haole
    HI-haole Male 18-29
    576 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 9:44 pm
    I`m pretty sure he walked through a thorny bush or really thick thorny brush with shorts on... I`ve done that before but my scratches weren`t that bad... He might have been drunk when he did it.
  65. Profile photo of HI-haole
    HI-haole Male 18-29
    576 posts
    June 29, 2011 at 10:28 pm
    Or he fell into it and attempted to walk out...
  66. Profile photo of photomstr
    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 2:04 am
    just more evidence that it is wrong to tease the kitteh
  67. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    744 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 5:24 am
    Some ancient chinese proverb says "If you want to play with the cat, you must not mind her scratch."
  68. Profile photo of krimsonclove
    krimsonclove Male 18-29
    41 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 8:11 am
    HUEVOS!
  69. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 8:20 am
    "Actually, he fought a badger. According to the original poster on reddit"

    A badger`s claws are not this thin. Also if it was close enough to scratch THIS much, it would have also bit him.

    I would have to say a drunken thornbush fall or a badly timed step into a jellyfish infested shore. The latter is more likley as I have had my share of BAD Jellyfish stings. 1993 North Shore hawaii baby, baaaaaad year for the Jellys.
  70. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 8:22 am
    Wow all these cat comments....Let me put it simply, if they were CAT scratches, or badger or whatever while ass thing you people are coming up with, they would be scabs. You would see where it actually broke the skin. These are simple welts.
  71. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 8:26 am
    Nail clippers or long pants, stupid
  72. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 10:41 am
    but your cat loves you.
  73. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 2:20 pm
    looks more like he walked through a field of tall grass.

    both problems are easily solved by long pants
  74. Profile photo of engruls06
    engruls06 Female 18-29
    401 posts
    June 30, 2011 at 7:36 pm
    I`ve seen this before and it`s not from a cat. It`s from riding a bike in tall weeds. It`s called a marathon.

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