I Hate My Cat [Pic]

Submitted by: Kaida 5 years ago in Misc

I really hate my cat.
There are 74 comments:
Female 401
I`ve seen this before and it`s not from a cat. It`s from riding a bike in tall weeds. It`s called a marathon.
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Male 2,790
looks more like he walked through a field of tall grass.

both problems are easily solved by long pants
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Female 1,356
but your cat loves you.
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Male 3,475
Nail clippers or long pants, stupid
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Male 2,700
Wow all these cat comments....Let me put it simply, if they were CAT scratches, or badger or whatever while ass thing you people are coming up with, they would be scabs. You would see where it actually broke the skin. These are simple welts.
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Male 2,700
"Actually, he fought a badger. According to the original poster on reddit"

A badger`s claws are not this thin. Also if it was close enough to scratch THIS much, it would have also bit him.

I would have to say a drunken thornbush fall or a badly timed step into a jellyfish infested shore. The latter is more likley as I have had my share of BAD Jellyfish stings. 1993 North Shore hawaii baby, baaaaaad year for the Jellys.
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Male 41
HUEVOS!
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Male 741
Some ancient chinese proverb says "If you want to play with the cat, you must not mind her scratch."
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Male 766
just more evidence that it is wrong to tease the kitteh
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Male 642
Or he fell into it and attempted to walk out...
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Male 642
I`m pretty sure he walked through a thorny bush or really thick thorny brush with shorts on... I`ve done that before but my scratches weren`t that bad... He might have been drunk when he did it.
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Male 802
Pretty sure the guy in that pic loves his cat in a completely wrong way. There is a fetish for everything.
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Male 512
Buzzed catting...maybe it`s time we stop pretending like it`s no-big-deal.
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Male 37,865
vv @Cajun247: Not quite, but one of my kitties tried to convince me to not trim her claws by sticking one into my collarbone. Ouch!

Also got a few major clawings when a kitty on my lap would decide to ZOOM away at top speed (back claws can get sharp too!)
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Male 37,865
Badger, not kitty? PHEW!
Wait, what was he doing to that badger to make it so angry?
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Male 340
holy poo
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Male 4
Actually, he fought a badger. According to the original poster on reddit
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Male 625
No, this many scratches, I think we`re looking at a fetish. Even the greatest cat-loving saint would have thrown the thing after just a fraction of this.
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Male 1,313
I told him not to take Sgt. Piddles in the shower with him
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Male 2,422
You`re petting it wrong.
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Female 412
Either he endured the wrath of an angered cat or he walked through a bunch of brambles... I think I`m going for the latter as I see no bite marks!
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Female 527
looks like jellyfish or manowar stings.
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Male 901
Dude, your cat hates YOU!
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Male 1,595
@Krisss

Don`t bother preaching that stuff here, it wont go far.
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Male 1,595
Looks like he trekked through a rainforest and didn`t look where he was going.

I`ve been there.
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Male 589
Tell me more about your cat. (sarcasm font needed)
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Female 58
my boyfriends cat latched onto his hand...and after only a few seconds it looked more like hamburger than this. Cats will shred you like roast beef, so in my opinion...this looks like blackberry cuts...
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Female 839
every single man who has ever been in contact with any of my cats throughout the years is 100% guaranteed to the same thing. they wind it up and don`t stop until it scratches and/or bites them, then shout at it calling it a [email protected], try to kick it etc. some people are plain dumb.
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Female 1
De-clawing cats is incredibly cruel and painful! How would you like to have the last knuckle on each of your fingers snipped off? It should be against the law!
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Male 1,647
I agree with Zuriel.. but still, sucks -ass-.
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Male 768
Looks less like a cat attack and more like he tried to walk through a briar patch or something like that...
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Male 198
Dude, your girlfriend REALLY needs to trim her toenails.
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Male 554
not cat scratches.. if they were the scratches would be in parallel rows of 4 or 5 lines. my guess he ran through some thorn bushes of such.. with shorts on.

like a smart guy
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Male 10,855
Ever happen to you 5Cats?
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Female 290
kick it out!!! That`s terrible.
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Female 2,509
can you say "allergic to cats?" or "dumb arse get rid of the cat."
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Male 436
Wow... he took being a cutter to a whole new level!
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Female 311
THAT`S why we got our cat declawed
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Male 1,920
Meh, anyone that has seen a cat attack knows their would be deep bite marks long before that much scratching.
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Male 247
More like, his cat hates him...


God, I hate cats!
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Male 25,416
ouchies, get a dog!
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Female 1,329
Oh my....ouch!!!

IF a cat did that to him, then he is pretty stupid for even letting it happen to him in the first place.
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Male 2,868
Looks like he did battle with some blackberry or rose bushes.
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Female 1,435
no one would let their cat do this much. hes run through a bramble bush by the look of it.
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Male 219
Stolent content from reddit, it was a badger.
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Male 2,005
"Not if the guy was trying to give the cat a bath in the shower"

as if you`ve ever showered a cat in a shower, i`ve done it and they just claw their way up your back and try to escape the water, they are surprisingly good at it too
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Male 749
[quote]those marks are too random to be from a cat [/quote]

Not if the guy was trying to give the cat a bath in the shower.
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Male 2,005
those marks are too random to be from a cat, i`m talking out of pure real life experience
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Male 4,793
definitely not from a cat.
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Male 68
That cat would be lunch.
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Male 606
kill it with fire
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Female 182
The caption should read "your cat hates you".
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Male 1,587
Hello Brethren. I have to agree with Polyintrinsi, as I myself have done much "bush whacking" as it is won`t to be called, despite the fact the bushes "whacked" me more than I did them.
As to poison ivy, I myself have been attacked multiple times by its brotha from anotha motha, the poison oak. It looks nothing like this.
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Male 794
definitely not a cat, definitely

pls u can see his arm is all hacked up too, cat, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Male 598
he passed out drunk and the cat had a red marker again.
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Male 9
That would be a black berry bush. Or any other bush with thorns. I`ll say black berry cause this is what my legs looked like once when my brothers threw me a black berry bush. stupid black berry bush. stupid brothers.
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Female 4,039
My legs look like that after golf sometimes - though mine also have poison ivy spots - damn slice!
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Male 622
lo0oks like he lets the cat do that to him anyway. dumbass
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Male 3,463
Whether it be thorns, bushes or cats, this is why I wear pants year round,
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Male 106
If you`re going to stay still long enough for a cat to do that kind of damage then you deserve it. Or you`re paralysed.
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Male 880
That doesnt just happen at once, that takes some time. He either let his cat scratch his legs for a while or he has not disciplined his cat and taught it what not to do.

Get a spray bottle.
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Male 10,440
[quote] more likely he ran through a bunch of thorn bushes. [/quote]
YES! That`s it. I think we`ve solved this one... silly captions...
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Male 1,582
That was NOT a cat
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Female 3,562
The cat apparently hates you too. Although more likely he ran through a bunch of thorn bushes.
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Male 4,902
Yeah sure blame it on the cat
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Male 3,285
Looks like self harming actually.
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Male 1,440
That looks like it hurts.
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Male 911
That same thing happened to my older brother, was definitely a weed wacker.. he put the bottom back on bot forgot to tighten the wire, so when it started the wire shoots out and whips the drat out of your legs
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Male 6,694
Ouch.
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Male 10,440
Only a masochist would allow their cat to do this to them consciously. I suspect that this guy was in an accident... fell into some wire or something...
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Female 165
Hey...who said this was done by a cat?????
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Male 402
WOW.
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Male 6,737
Ouch!
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Female 253
Link: I Hate My Cat [Pic] [Rate Link] - I really hate my cat.
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