How To Win A Beauty Pageant

Submitted by: Squrlz4Sale 6 years ago in Funny

"You can"t hab pur in there!"
There are 31 comments:
Female 209
Is her sash made of TP?
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Male 1,595
Made it 9 seconds.

Do I get a reward? Medal?

Purple Heart seems fitting.
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Male 428
So what happened to her accent when she answered the question at the end?
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Female 956
lol @ tekinette
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Male 1,737
She forgot the most important part, you have to be attractive, and not just a little. I watched her one minute abs before, which is funny because you would look so silly after getting out of the water.
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Male 94
what de puck is dat? are you some kind of a seriouss?
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Female 474
enthushiazm esh de word of de day!
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Male 357
she makes the best videos lol love her
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Male 273
She forgot the most important lesson : If you don`t succeed, have kids until you get a girl and start training her !
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Male 5,413
Wow she`s cute and funny. Love the accent too.
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Female 123
what the puck was that? HAHA!! I love that girl!
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Male 875
meh. her accent sounds fake
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Male 1,151
Hokay....
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Female 393
LOL the toilet paper...
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Female 140
ohh shes from vegas! haha its be punny if i saw her around town!
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Female 1,589
Got to step 7, and stopped. She`s funny, but it`s just way too long.
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Male 907
She absolutely nailed the question.
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Male 329
wow that was very exciterating
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Female 4,086
my paborit of da day.

"so punny, so punny, ha-ha. ha-ha."

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Male 40,302
She`s funny, why the low rating?
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Male 840
Finally! I have been trying to find out who Sarah Palin`s political adviser was for the longest time. Now we know. If you did not watch to the end, Petra explains how to answer questions. This is Palin`s exact formula.
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Male 6,227
She cracks me up. Partly, she`s trying to be funny. And partly, she`s a few fries short of a Happy Meal. (I like her toilet paper sash, btw.)
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Male 25,417
waaaaaaaaa
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Female 2,415
I know she was talking about the hand wave, but I laughed so hard listening to her say, "...slipping it in, slipping it out, in out..." I have such a dirty mind.
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Female 4,359
im not sitting through all of this, really...
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Female 359
Booo
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Male 1,647

Yes, because she knows everything, won hundreds of pageants, and we`re all preparing for a beauty pageant, ourselves...
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Female 3,001
i cant tell if she`s serious or not...
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Male 15,183
Ah this chick again. Makes me want to shout hallelujah that I didn`t marry a Filipina and I don`t even believe in gOD.
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Male 1,678
Be hot. The end.
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Male 6,227
Link: How To Win A Beauty Pageant [Rate Link] - `You can`t hab pur in there!`
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