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Date: 06/05/11 11:31 AM

31 Responses to How To Win A Beauty Pageant

  1. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    Link: How To Win A Beauty Pageant - `You can`t hab pur in there!`
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 11:51 am
    Be hot. The end.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 11:52 am
    Ah this chick again. Makes me want to shout hallelujah that I didn`t marry a Filipina and I don`t even believe in gOD.
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 12:28 pm
    i cant tell if she`s serious or not...
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    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 12:35 pm

    Yes, because she knows everything, won hundreds of pageants, and we`re all preparing for a beauty pageant, ourselves...
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    crystalskyz Female 30-39
    359 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    Booo
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    im not sitting through all of this, really...
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    I know she was talking about the hand wave, but I laughed so hard listening to her say, "...slipping it in, slipping it out, in out..." I have such a dirty mind.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    waaaaaaaaa
  10. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    She cracks me up. Partly, she`s trying to be funny. And partly, she`s a few fries short of a Happy Meal. (I like her toilet paper sash, btw.)
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    Cartunze Male 60-69
    841 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    Finally! I have been trying to find out who Sarah Palin`s political adviser was for the longest time. Now we know. If you did not watch to the end, Petra explains how to answer questions. This is Palin`s exact formula.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32796 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 4:03 pm
    She`s funny, why the low rating?
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    my paborit of da day.

    "so punny, so punny, ha-ha. ha-ha."

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    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 4:18 pm
    wow that was very exciterating
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    bordo Male 50-59
    907 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 5:02 pm
    She absolutely nailed the question.
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    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    Got to step 7, and stopped. She`s funny, but it`s just way too long.
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    cryswhatever Female 13-17
    140 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 6:21 pm
    ohh shes from vegas! haha its be punny if i saw her around town!
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    catsrule313 Female 13-17
    393 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 6:31 pm
    LOL the toilet paper...
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    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    1045 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 9:22 pm
    Hokay....
  20. Profile photo of human_exile
    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 9:35 pm
    meh. her accent sounds fake
  21. Profile photo of Jen-O-Bear
    Jen-O-Bear Female 30-39
    121 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 9:40 pm
    what the puck was that? HAHA!! I love that girl!
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 11:29 pm
    Wow she`s cute and funny. Love the accent too.
  23. Profile photo of Tekinette
    Tekinette Male 30-39
    273 posts
    June 6, 2011 at 3:22 am
    She forgot the most important lesson : If you don`t succeed, have kids until you get a girl and start training her !
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    sugaman2k3 Male 18-29
    357 posts
    June 6, 2011 at 5:31 am
    she makes the best videos lol love her
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    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    June 6, 2011 at 9:25 am
    enthushiazm esh de word of de day!
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    yes_finn Male 18-29
    94 posts
    June 6, 2011 at 9:59 am
    what de puck is dat? are you some kind of a seriouss?
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    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    June 6, 2011 at 10:19 am
    She forgot the most important part, you have to be attractive, and not just a little. I watched her one minute abs before, which is funny because you would look so silly after getting out of the water.
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    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    June 6, 2011 at 11:34 am
    lol @ tekinette
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    Baconeater Male 18-29
    428 posts
    June 6, 2011 at 5:56 pm
    So what happened to her accent when she answered the question at the end?
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    June 6, 2011 at 8:04 pm
    Made it 9 seconds.

    Do I get a reward? Medal?

    Purple Heart seems fitting.
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    Skyeofgreen Female 18-29
    209 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 6:41 am
    Is her sash made of TP?

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