How to Become a Super-hero [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Misc

A handy dandy "how to" chart...just in case the need ever arises.
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Male 2,855
lots of supervillains in there
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Female 329
"Step one: Gain vast intellect. Check.
Step two: Kill parents. In progress.
Step three: Build metal suit."

At some point before step three make shi.tloads of money for a cooler metal suit.
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Male 113
Blade: have your mother get bitten as she goes into labor
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Male 40,764
Ghost Rider: makes a deal with THE Devil
Spawn: makes a deal with A devil (or demon)
Silver Surfer: makes a deal with a huge guy who eats planets.
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Male 397
Step one: Gain vast intellect. Check.
Step two: Kill parents. In progress.
Step three: Build metal suit.
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Male 218
"TheHyra you can not merely find Mjolnir, you must first be worthy to lift it."

comic nerds are funny
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Male 683
lol, brendelfly
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Male 688
So far I`ve done all of these except wearing an alien symbiote and being born a mutant. I don`t feel like a Super-Hero. I`m told that I`m rather crazy and deathly ill due to various radiations. It appears I`m on the right path to being a Super-Villain!
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Male 211
you can not merely find Mjolnir, you must first be worthy to lift it.
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Female 2,509
@freddyferret

that falls under parents death.
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Male 25,416
Things you need to know, gonna do it all!
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Male 2,703
not true scotchy, the symbiote race is a symbiote organism. it cannot survive on its own and uses the host more as a vessel than just increasing their strength. its the reason venom refers to himself as `we`, the symbiote speaks through him; he also has lots of fights with himself because of this.

`that one` is the ONLY one, or at least the only original one. all symbiotes that exist have come from the original venom symbiote, not much else is known of the species.
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Male 11,739
They left out "be sent here from an alien planet that has been destroyed".
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Male 591
well the symbiote just increases the powers of the person, the person is what causes it to be bad. Actually, that symbiote is the nice version of its race, who actually go out of its way to kill the people/things they infect, whereas that one didnt want to be a parasite and kill, but co-live with the person, aka symbiosis :P
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Male 1,793
think i`ll just learn magic...
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Male 390
*Wearing an alien symbiote would most likely lead you to be a villian

as would gaining a vast intellect
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Male 2,703
"wear alien symbiote"

but the venom suit didn`t make a super-hero, it made an anti-hero
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Male 346
Wearing an alien symbiote would most likely lead you to be a villain.
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Male 7
huge repost... funny though
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Female 8,043
Link: How to Become a Super-hero [Pic] [Rate Link] - A handy dandy `how to` chart...just in case the need ever arises.
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