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Date: 06/03/11 02:54 PM

30 Responses to Hefer Mile High: Sorry Dick Branson [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of JDKIAB
    JDKIAB Male 18-29
    21 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    Link: Hefer Mile High: Sorry Dick Branson - He`s not flying Virgin.
  2. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 3:09 pm
    I still can`t figure out what I am doing wrong.... no way he could have sex with all those bunnies in one day let alone a month...
  3. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    the man is still a god.
  4. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    Look`s like It`s a good time for a SEXY PARTY!
  5. Profile photo of human_exile
    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 3:20 pm
    oh, VAJENGA beat me to it
  6. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 3:37 pm
    I doubt he even wants to screw any of them anymore.
  7. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 3:51 pm
    Ohhh Hef, how I envify you.
  8. Profile photo of Djarum
    Djarum Male 18-29
    307 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 4:14 pm
    Boing-oing-oing!
  9. Profile photo of nerdyseabass
    nerdyseabass Male 13-17
    1 post
    June 3, 2011 at 5:42 pm
    looks like he`s gonna need some viagra for that plane plane ride
  10. Profile photo of brieslew
    brieslew Male 18-29
    75 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 5:47 pm
    Theres a difference between being a perv and a player. Although he did have three girlfriends that were around thirty.
  11. Profile photo of Baxterg14
    Baxterg14 Male 13-17
    79 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    That`s not turbulence rocking the plane...
    ;-)
  12. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    This guy needs to die already.
    I`m disgusted by him and anything related to him.
  13. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    Get in line ladys, it`s almost time for liftoff on Putridly Sagging Airlines... then don`t forget to do the walk off shame when you exit the plane. After flying however, please do not return back to this aircraft for your next flight. Your departure will be from one of our brother airine; Used & Abused or 2old Forgeriatrics. Thank you for flying with us, and have a great day!
  14. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 7:50 pm
    Ladies, please check your dignity with your luggage. Thank you.
  15. Profile photo of Javabean2
    Javabean2 Male 18-29
    39 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 8:44 pm
    PIMP.
  16. Profile photo of wtmac
    wtmac Male 30-39
    436 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 9:00 pm
    @EdiMesic Jealous much??
  17. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 9:05 pm
    I`ll bet he can`t even get it up with Viagra anymore. His peen probably dried up and fell off from overuse.
  18. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 9:17 pm
    as much as everybody is joking about his age remember, he has had more sex than everybody here combined. and he knows it. that`s a smile of smugness.
  19. Profile photo of Golkar
    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 10:25 pm
    I just wanted to congratulate John on how quickly he fell to the status of "babbling moron." I`ve ne`er seen it done so well, hurrah sir.
  20. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 11:02 pm
    he`s living proof that many can indeed buy happiness
  21. Profile photo of ShadowDD13
    ShadowDD13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    June 4, 2011 at 1:18 am
    why is it pervy? human sexuality is a complicated thing, none of you myself included are or ever will be qualified to judge others on what satisfies them unless it harms others
  22. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 4, 2011 at 3:35 am
    ....wow
  23. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    June 4, 2011 at 4:21 am
    Sharks have a week dedicated to him.
  24. Profile photo of GodDamnDevil
    GodDamnDevil Male 40-49
    164 posts
    June 4, 2011 at 5:03 am
    Anyone who thinks he is a perv or too old or a disgusting chauvinistic pig is 100% jealous and wont admit it...Keep UP the good work Hef!
  25. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32825 posts
    June 4, 2011 at 5:11 am

  26. Profile photo of Gentle-Tramp
    Gentle-Tramp Male 13-17
    498 posts
    June 4, 2011 at 6:25 am
    when i get old i want to be just like him.

    Pimp4life <3
  27. Profile photo of METALLICAROX
    METALLICAROX Male 18-29
    324 posts
    June 4, 2011 at 7:00 am
    If I am at the Denver, Colorado Airport and I go in to the restroom and crank one off, does that count as joining the Mile High Club?
  28. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 4, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    want
  29. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    June 4, 2011 at 3:30 pm
    Hugh hasn`t flown virgin since the day he was born.
  30. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    June 4, 2011 at 3:54 pm
    i want you and you and you and you

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