Guy Blurts Out Nonsense On The Train

Submitted by: obay 6 years ago in Funny

Man rants about life, government, FBI, Israel, gold of colombia, knuckle hotdogs, Jerusalem, pubic hair, demons and more
There are 45 comments:
Male 11
@ Kalon: where to begin... First of all it`s spelled Russian. Second of all they speak Spanish in Colombia and what does "those arnt even the right sylables" mean? Good job at proving the Europeans who call Americans ignorant wrong.
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Male 369
Why do they try to sub the words in rusion or columbian or whatever hes speaking? those arnt even the right sylables.
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Male 2,199
i think someone taught him English very very incorrectly... hes trying to have an intelligent conversation about politics but was told that hotdog meant globalization...
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Male 4
is it wernicke aphasia?
it sounds like
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Male 589
this one has intersected the galactic consciousness, Most likely with the use of LSD or similar substance. Party on Shaman.
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Male 25,417
meh
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Male 598
i like the " you remember Rango?!" at 2:42
He speaks about as well as Johnny Depp anyways.
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Male 2,790
eh kinda boring. stopped half way though


what with "Lord_Jereth" and his little 8-) LJ?
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Male 408
It`s easier to tell hes on drugs when hes silent to me by the way he can`t sit still. But when he`s talking he just sounds like any other foreigner who can`t speak English.
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Male 150
*KKRRRRRRRRSH*
Affirmative, alert the Agents.
*KRRRRRRRRRSH*
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Female 734
I agree, that is the magnafanta computer, I totally see where he is coming from....Mars.
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Male 116
wow. I couldent do that if I tried, but that wont stop me from trying...
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Male 723
Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

8-) LJ
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Male 916
drug induced aphasia? drug induced schizophrenia? schizophrenia + drugs?

i`m a` go sit inna next car.
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Male 1,404
"Rock star!" ---Not!
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Male 4,902
He should run for public office
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Male 123
I`d get the F**K off that train. I would be surprised if he was planing to derail that subway.
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Female 6,381
It`s those drugs he was on about early in the clip that make him talk like that. He was actually born in Iowa and just has a tan.
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Male 1,313
My head put in my pubic hair =o(
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Male 53
I knew Eddie Guerrero was still alive. Viva La Raza!!!
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Male 255
audizuki beat me to it......
definitely a Nyan Cat reference at 3:16.
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Male 2,004
@landogriffin: methamphetamine can cause sever schizophrenia
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Male 2,868
@LandoGriffin- that sounds about right.
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Male 3,842
Not drugs. Schizophrenia. Disorganized type.
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Male 3,477
If anybody should be introduced to Mr. Sock-O, it`s this guy.
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Female 143
Drugs.
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Male 3,477
This IS what Ozzy was singing about...
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Male 3,477
Thats crazy
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Male 217
is he crazy!? everyone knows that when u feed the metal penguin u should call the nurse first or in this case kenny rogers since hes the only one who knows how to make purple dye for mars landscapes and whats all that bout flying coffe tables ha? you want a piece of me ha? cause ill give you two pieces of crocodile watermelon!!! listen to me cause immarissa tomei! presidenta of the lion kings of kazsajstania!!! LONG LIVE PAPA SMURF!!!
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Male 214
hopped up on goof-balls
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Male 39,531

He makes more sense than Pat Robertson.
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Female 33
Oh my God! It`s the guy that writes spam emails!
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Female 1,803
good way to get plenty of sitting room on the train, lol
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Female 857
I shall prepare the chemical cosh...

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Female 4,039
I wonder if he knows where he`s going.
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Male 2,670
So nobody recognized Bachman`s head speechwriter?
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Male 341
Armenian Meth is one hell of a drug!
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Male 151
Sadly I have met people like this...
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Male 47
Don`t do drugs, kids. Unless you want to.
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Male 167
What is this I don`t even
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Female 108
Did he say.....



:-P
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Male 178
Not the last fogging of the full sea! This guy means business.
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Male 1,312
Hmmm, drugs are a wondrous thing
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Male 6,694
Crazy. . .
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Male 67
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