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Date: 06/23/11 11:44 AM

40 Responses to Good News: Your Girlfriend Is A Mermaid [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eastsiderepp
    eastsiderepp Male 18-29
    2620 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 11:45 am
    Link: Good News: Your Girlfriend Is A Mermaid - The Bad News: She`s this mermaid.
  2. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 11:50 am
    The bad news. . . she is beached.
  3. Profile photo of Isobel
    Isobel Female 18-29
    245 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 11:54 am
    It`s not a mermaid, it`s a whale! :P
  4. Profile photo of bombaytech
    bombaytech Male 18-29
    151 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 11:54 am
    ....I`d hit it.
  5. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 11:55 am
    ooohhhhhh.
  6. Profile photo of NotAPimecone
    NotAPimecone Male 18-29
    33 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 11:59 am
    Why bad news? Looks fine to me.
  7. Profile photo of plastinum
    plastinum Male 30-39
    329 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    somebody kill it
  8. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    The bad news.....
  9. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 12:18 pm
    That`s no moon, that`s a space station!
  10. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    She must be part salmon - cuz she`s fatty. XD Heehheeeee!
  11. Profile photo of rncotton
    rncotton Male 30-39
    417 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 12:38 pm
    I`ve had worse
  12. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    That`s a manatee.. sillys
  13. Profile photo of ecstacy911
    ecstacy911 Female 18-29
    105 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    how is it good news to have a mermaid for a girl friend?
  14. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 1:52 pm
    Thar she blows!!!
  15. Profile photo of JustDani
    JustDani Female 18-29
    409 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    I wish I had a mermaid outfit to wear poolside! That would be fun ^_^
  16. Profile photo of savemejebus
    savemejebus Female 30-39
    143 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 2:09 pm
    Yikes. But she has more self confidence than I do.
  17. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 2:25 pm
    I`d complain about the stupid fat joke, but honestly she has an ugly face.
  18. Profile photo of Sachi001
    Sachi001 Male 30-39
    599 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    Oh that poor deformed manatee.
  19. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    `Tis a whale, good friends, `tis a whale.
  20. Profile photo of username3415
    username3415 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    Yes, I wouldn`t want it to be THIS mermaid.
  21. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 2:30 pm
    her belly fat is covering her blowhole.
  22. Profile photo of Tekinette
    Tekinette Male 30-39
    273 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    her whole torso looks like Homer Simpson`s face.
  23. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 2:53 pm
    the essence of wetness
  24. Profile photo of duupie
    duupie Male 18-29
    4 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    Actually you can hire her for 20euros a day in belgium. video here
  25. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 3:03 pm
    "her whole torso looks like Homer Simpson`s face."

    Ha. I was going to say more like an angry version of the "feels good, man" frog.
  26. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 3:10 pm
    gross
  27. Profile photo of LucasTyler
    LucasTyler Male 18-29
    12 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    Ohhh i thought it was a WHALE, myyy baddddd. ;]
  28. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 6:05 pm
    Is that a golden whale?
  29. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 7:49 pm
    and a hot mermaid is good news why?
    you hafta stay near/in the water
    and you can never get more than a BJ
  30. Profile photo of stagefreak
    stagefreak Male 18-29
    379 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 8:17 pm
    throw it back...
  31. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 8:52 pm
    I didn`t need to see that. Ever.
  32. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 9:28 pm
    I think the noun here is *manatee*, not *mermaid*. You`re welcome.
  33. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 10:10 pm
    Her body really isn`t all that bad... Her face on the other hand... I just can`t tell.
  34. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 10:54 pm
    Eh.
    I`ve seen worse.
  35. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 12:25 am
    manateemaid
  36. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 1:26 am
    damn thats rough
  37. Profile photo of MikeyNiv
    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 3:43 am
    Good news she`s a mermaid? Seriously.
  38. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 4:49 am
    a mermaid gf is not good news.
  39. Profile photo of softpuppy
    softpuppy Female 18-29
    323 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 7:07 am
    how do you drat a mermaid?
  40. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 8:01 am
    Does not want! Ugh, would have to listen to it all the time and no sex, what good is that. I`d perfer the reserve mermaid, no talking and lots of sex. On second thought, I`ll just go find me some hot mute.

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