Good News: Your Girlfriend Is A Mermaid [Pic]

Submitted by: eastsiderepp 6 years ago in Misc

The Bad News: She"s this mermaid.
There are 40 comments:
Male 1,735
Does not want! Ugh, would have to listen to it all the time and no sex, what good is that. I`d perfer the reserve mermaid, no talking and lots of sex. On second thought, I`ll just go find me some hot mute.
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Female 323
how do you drat a mermaid?
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Male 1,083
a mermaid gf is not good news.
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Male 697
Good news she`s a mermaid? Seriously.
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Male 4,902
damn thats rough
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Male 2,424
manateemaid
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Female 535
Eh.
I`ve seen worse.
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Female 673
Her body really isn`t all that bad... Her face on the other hand... I just can`t tell.
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Male 6,227
I think the noun here is *manatee*, not *mermaid*. You`re welcome.
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Male 11,739
I didn`t need to see that. Ever.
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Male 378
throw it back...
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Male 833
and a hot mermaid is good news why?
you hafta stay near/in the water
and you can never get more than a BJ
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Male 15,510
Is that a golden whale?
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Male 12
Ohhh i thought it was a WHALE, myyy baddddd. ;]
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Male 2,790
gross
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Male 540
"her whole torso looks like Homer Simpson`s face."

Ha. I was going to say more like an angry version of the "feels good, man" frog.
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Male 4
Actually you can hire her for 20euros a day in belgium. video here
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Male 3,060
the essence of wetness
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Male 273
her whole torso looks like Homer Simpson`s face.
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Male 2,049
her belly fat is covering her blowhole.
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Male 362
Yes, I wouldn`t want it to be THIS mermaid.
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Male 1,595
`Tis a whale, good friends, `tis a whale.
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Male 599
Oh that poor deformed manatee.
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Female 3,562
I`d complain about the stupid fat joke, but honestly she has an ugly face.
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Female 143
Yikes. But she has more self confidence than I do.
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Female 409
I wish I had a mermaid outfit to wear poolside! That would be fun ^_^
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Male 1,312
Thar she blows!!!
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Female 105
how is it good news to have a mermaid for a girl friend?
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Male 2,376
That`s a manatee.. sillys
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Male 417
I`ve had worse
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Female 4,039
She must be part salmon - cuz she`s fatty. XD Heehheeeee!
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Male 759
That`s no moon, that`s a space station!
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Male 25,416
The bad news.....
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Male 329
somebody kill it
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Male 33
Why bad news? Looks fine to me.
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Female 4,408
ooohhhhhh.
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Male 151
....I`d hit it.
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Female 245
It`s not a mermaid, it`s a whale! :P
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Male 6,693
The bad news. . . she is beached.
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Male 2,620
Link: Good News: Your Girlfriend Is A Mermaid [Pic] [Rate Link] - The Bad News: She`s this mermaid.
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