Go The F*ck To Sleep - Read By Samuel L. Jackson

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago Entertainment

A bedtime story that was truly meant to be read by Samuel L. Jackson. Graphic Language
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Male 257
thanks Fatninja01.
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Female 1,048
Oh that is so good. Thankyou you tube.
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Male 2
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Male 1,311
I stole it on piratebay, then the next thing I knew, Samuel L Jackson had kicked down my door and had put my ass to sleep with a knuckle sandwich.
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Male 5
listening to it now, lol. not bad. what i expected really. if you head to over to audible inc`s site i realized it is free to download. you have to go through bull crap of course like download their download manager of course but if your willing to put up with that its a lovely tale of jackson saying go the drat to sleep for 6 minutes lol.
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Male 334
no longer available due to copyright claim.
thas flippin lame.
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Male 155
my favorite bit is actually the audible.com announcer guy giving the book the same gravitas as `war and peace`.
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Male 809
too long. We get it, you don`t like your kid and you wish you never had one so you cuss at it and argue with it. Then you try and make your situation funny by almost rhyming it in an story and then selling it.
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Male 271
nebbie obviously they didnt include all the legal bullcrap in your suggested link because this one with all legalities is 6:20 and was released < 2 days ago
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Male 2,424
speaking as a dad, at bed time, this is exactly what I am thinking after a long day
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Male 4,902
Its so drating true! I love it
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Female 63
Absolutely PRICELESS! I don`t even HAVE kids and laughed my@$$ off!
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Male 3,631
Yes Nebbie - they just like her t*ts.
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Male 864
I suggested this EXACT link a week ago... Favoritism?
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Male 904
Nice. I wish Shel Silverstein had written it though.
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Male 340
wow that is great!!
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Male 2,384
made me drating lol hard as hell to hear samuel l jackson swearing
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Male 292
"go the drat to sleep daddy?"
"yeah, honey, go the drat to sleep"
awesome.
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Male 1,610
[quote]She`s good, ain`t she?[/quote]

indeed she is.
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Male 3,472
Reading to my kids made me go to sleep thats for sure.
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Male 12,138
[quote]damn, I just did a search for this before submitting. You`re a quick one kitteh![/quote]
She`s good, ain`t she?
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Male 696
My cousin just had a kid. Off to Amazon now.
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Male 802
This is of course awesome.

On the other hand it makes me wonder why this drating website censors many of the words used in this drating video. Who the drating poo are you worried about offending IAB?
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Male 772
Oh man, that was just epic :D That`s something for the next generation to grow up with, yay!
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Female 2,764
I liked that :)
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Male 1,610
very true kitteh. you can beat me to the finish anytime ;)
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Male 2,670
Much better than `Horton Hears a F*cking Hoo` or `The Cat F*cks the Sh*t Out of His Hat.`
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Male 267
Ewwweww no Kitteh.. not something I wanna read next to that avatar pic..
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Male 2,033
Heh, I submitted this like 15 minutes before you posted it. Ah well.
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Female 8,044
Brassbull, everyone likes a little quick pussy every now and then...amirite?
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Male 6,737
As a father, I LOVE this.
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Female 36
I will buy this book to read to my children. It`s amazing.
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Male 1,610
damn, I just did a search for this before submitting. You`re a quick one kitteh!
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Female 8,044
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