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Date: 06/15/11 01:25 PM

35 Responses to Go The F*ck To Sleep – Read By Samuel L. Jackson

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 11:32 am
    Link: Go The F*ck To Sleep - Read By Samuel L. Jackson - A bedtime story that was truly meant to be read by Samuel L. Jackson. Graphic Language
  2. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 1:24 pm
    damn, I just did a search for this before submitting. You`re a quick one kitteh!
  3. Profile photo of Jayessey
    Jayessey Female 13-17
    36 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    I will buy this book to read to my children. It`s amazing.
  4. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    As a father, I LOVE this.
  5. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    Brassbull, everyone likes a little quick pussy every now and then...amirite?
  6. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    Heh, I submitted this like 15 minutes before you posted it. Ah well.
  7. Profile photo of nijd
    nijd Male 18-29
    267 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 1:52 pm
    Ewwweww no Kitteh.. not something I wanna read next to that avatar pic..
  8. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2206 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    Much better than `Horton Hears a F*cking Hoo` or `The Cat F*cks the Sh*t Out of His Hat.`
  9. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    very true kitteh. you can beat me to the finish anytime ;)
  10. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2764 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    I liked that :)
  11. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    Oh man, that was just epic :D That`s something for the next generation to grow up with, yay!
  12. Profile photo of Enjin
    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    This is of course awesome.

    On the other hand it makes me wonder why this drating website censors many of the words used in this drating video. Who the drating poo are you worried about offending IAB?
  13. Profile photo of Krowley
    Krowley Male 30-39
    695 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 5:32 pm
    My cousin just had a kid. Off to Amazon now.
  14. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 5:53 pm
    damn, I just did a search for this before submitting. You`re a quick one kitteh!
    She`s good, ain`t she?
  15. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 6:33 pm
    Reading to my kids made me go to sleep thats for sure.
  16. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 8:03 pm
    She`s good, ain`t she?

    indeed she is.
  17. Profile photo of zlatan
    zlatan Male 18-29
    292 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 8:06 pm
    "go the drat to sleep daddy?"
    "yeah, honey, go the drat to sleep"
    awesome.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 8:41 pm
    made me drating lol hard as hell to hear samuel l jackson swearing
  19. Profile photo of trippy25
    trippy25 Male 18-29
    340 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 9:01 pm
    wow that is great!!
  20. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 9:12 pm
    Nice. I wish Shel Silverstein had written it though.
  21. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 9:14 pm
    I suggested this EXACT link a week ago... Favoritism?
  22. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 10:13 pm
    Yes Nebbie - they just like her t*ts.
  23. Profile photo of PapSett
    PapSett Female 50-59
    63 posts
    June 15, 2011 at 10:20 pm
    Absolutely PRICELESS! I don`t even HAVE kids and laughed my@$$ off!
  24. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 12:20 am
    Its so drating true! I love it
  25. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 12:32 am
    speaking as a dad, at bed time, this is exactly what I am thinking after a long day
  26. Profile photo of IseeingI2I
    IseeingI2I Male 18-29
    271 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 8:11 am
    nebbie obviously they didnt include all the legal bullcrap in your suggested link because this one with all legalities is 6:20 and was released < 2 days ago
  27. Profile photo of AtheistAlien
    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 8:14 am
    too long. We get it, you don`t like your kid and you wish you never had one so you cuss at it and argue with it. Then you try and make your situation funny by almost rhyming it in an story and then selling it.
  28. Profile photo of Jackson13W
    Jackson13W Male 30-39
    155 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 9:35 am
    my favorite bit is actually the audible.com announcer guy giving the book the same gravitas as `war and peace`.
  29. Profile photo of mcflylives
    mcflylives Male 30-39
    334 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 10:26 am
    no longer available due to copyright claim.
    thas flippin lame.
  30. Profile photo of Frosty09
    Frosty09 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 11:10 am
    listening to it now, lol. not bad. what i expected really. if you head to over to audible inc`s site i realized it is free to download. you have to go through bull crap of course like download their download manager of course but if your willing to put up with that its a lovely tale of jackson saying go the drat to sleep for 6 minutes lol.
  31. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    I stole it on piratebay, then the next thing I knew, Samuel L Jackson had kicked down my door and had put my ass to sleep with a knuckle sandwich.
  32. Profile photo of MattyRawrr
    MattyRawrr Male 13-17
    2 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    Fixed video
  33. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    June 17, 2011 at 4:30 am
    Oh that is so good. Thankyou you tube.
  34. Profile photo of captkava
    captkava Male 40-49
    257 posts
    June 17, 2011 at 11:30 am
    thanks Fatninja01.

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