Economic Systems And Political Philosophies [Pic]

Submitted by: Alien Stick 6 years ago in

Print this out and learn it--it"s pretty much all you need to know for your next economics class.
There are 54 comments:
Male 521
I liked Angilion`s PETA comment!
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Male 19
lol racisim haaaaa
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Female 673
I lol`d harder at Angilion`s comment about PETA capitalism than I did on any of these. XD
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Male 511
I lol`d at the Indian Capitalism xD
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Male 12,365
There isn`t any racism here. Nationalism, yes, but not racism. Besides, it`s obviously not meant seriously because it`s ridiculing everyone.
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Male 12,365
PETA capitalism:

You have two cows. You kill them both to save them from slavery and people give you money for protecting the cows.
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Male 31
dammit racism, why you so funny
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Male 25,416
Australia for the win!
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Male 25
sometimes racism IS funny


ok, racism is always funny
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Female 394
I think I`m moving to Australia :P
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Male 7,933
Enron Capitalism... yes. just yes
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Male 1,623
Human error:
Politics turn into a joke.
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Male 12
They missed one:

Surrealism: You have 2 giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
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Male 195
Mexican Captilasm: You have two cows, a narco kidnapps one cow, and ask the owner for money, then the owner recovers the cow and pursuit the narco, then the owner of the second cow begin to trade guns to sell those to the narco. And where`s the milk?? 10 million poor people ask the same thing.
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Male 2,586
Alien capitalism: You anal-probe the cows, cover them in vodka and then send them back to Earth with no memory of the past 24 hours and rely on people not believing their stories and labelling them as a drunks
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Male 2,159
I like Japanese Capitalism best.
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Male 2,238
This is bullcrappery. I`m from New Zealand and am extremely offended at the second to last comment. As if we`d ever drat cows??!! That`s disgusting.

Everyone knows sheep are where it`s at. ;D
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Male 63
don`t you love when anti-capitalist post something about capitalism? It`s never biased.

And Nazism?? i think that`s National Socialism. And has nothing to do with taking cows and shooting you.
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Male 1,526
Builder:(vV=0.- (10:33\55-06-16)11II-.
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Male 2,424
Mortal Kombatism:

Have 2 cows, force them to fight in tournament, winner rips the other in half...

you win

FATALITY!
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Male 1,010
Norwegian Capitalism: You have two cows. You hand out milking licences to every milking company, and at the same time adopt a law stating that all milk belongs to Norway.

Canadian Capitalism:

You have two cows, and let everyone rape them and molest them all they like.
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Female 8,058
I have this on my drive about three times- it comes round every few years but with additions - some are quite good but they are all added topically!
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Male 196
Australia should be you have two cows you milk them, buy a bull, then cuts is balls off with scissors and run away to get a beer
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Male 771
You have spelling error.
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Female 535
Spot on, Australian Capitalism. Spot on.
Cheers while I have a beer on my lunch break.
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Male 1,268
Got the largest laugh from the italians.
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Male 11,739
New Zealand Capitalism......yeah I won`t be going there.
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Male 174
"Traditional Capitalism" should be "Idealized Capitalism"
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Male 38
"I know this is mainly for fun, but can`t help pointing out that in traditional capitalism, profits don`t just come out of nowhere. Goods are limited, therefore when you make profits, you have to make profit on somebody."

Thank You, Buzz Killington, for that attempt at ruining some good humor.
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Male 223
Australian Capitalism seems nice. =D
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Male 356
I know this is mainly for fun, but can`t help pointing out that in traditional capitalism, profits don`t just come out of nowhere. Goods are limited, therefore when you make profits, you have to make profit on somebody.
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Male 38
haha the enron one was pretty good
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Male 633
spell check?
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Female 9,572
I got a chuckle out of a few of these.
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Male 148
This sucks and has many spelling errors.
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Male 593
German capitalism sounds like the way to go :D
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Male 104
@seemetrollin

Thanks, now you can keep trollin
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Male 696
Well, it`s new to me and i dug it.
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Male 1,595
Quite a few grammatical errors.

I lol`d on Italian and Russian capitalism.
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Female 3,001
this is so old
however, i do love that the Brits own mad cows. thats awesome
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Female 176
@seemetrollin Thank you lol
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Male 528
i saw this 6 months ago but it was outsourced
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Male 67
This is ancient. How many people here below the age of 20 were sentient enough to care what Enron was?
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Male 15
@jav805

Here`s a cookie


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Male 12,138
[quote]I found two typos. [/quote]
I counted four... come on dude, would running a spellcheck be out of order?
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Female 708
And now I can skip on economics class :D
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Female 412
Oh so old.
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Male 104
I found two typos.
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Male 342
Enron, way to stay on top of current events
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Male 1,629
japanese capitalism seems to be the best
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Male 6,737
This is older than the internet tbh.
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Male 30
This is copied off a poster?
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Female 362
In my experience, the French and Italian definitions need to be swapped.
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Male 242
Link: Economic Systems And Political Philosophies [Pic] [Rate Link] - Print this out and learn it--it`s pretty much all you need to know for your next economics class.
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