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Date: 06/03/11 07:31 AM

43 Responses to Duke Nukem Forever – Launch Trailer

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 7:14 am
    Link: Duke Nukem Forever - Launch Trailer - The trailer for Duke Nukem Forever is totally SFW....IF work is cool with f-bombs, strippers, & giant 3-breasted aliens
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    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 7:47 am
    This game doesn`t exist
  3. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 7:47 am
    I hope they remake the first level of the Original Duke Nukem 3D
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 7:49 am
    Anyone else get a strong Covenant vibe from some of those vehicles and weapons?
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    BBJellyFish Male 18-29
    550 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 8:37 am
    It`s going to be great, but you can`t beat the Orginal Duke Nukem 3D. I hope it has a ridicules amount of easter eggs like in the original.

    "Hell, I`d still hit it."
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    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 9:07 am
    Um...Duke Nukem 3D wasn`t the original...it was the 3rd one.
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 9:08 am
    .... the description promissed 3-boobied alie- Oh Mother Of God D:
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    DOUBLE_L7 Male 18-29
    96 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 9:19 am
    The cake is a lie. Seen better looking games 5 years ago.
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    random882 Male 18-29
    325 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 9:25 am
    HELL, I`d still hit it! LOLed hard :)
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    nny156 Male 18-29
    182 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 9:29 am
    the rapture was cancelled cause duke said so
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 9:38 am
    Seen better looking games 5 years ago.

    Well if you play games based on looks, then you don`t count.
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    panzerlancer Male 18-29
    130 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 10:02 am
    bout drating time
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    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 10:12 am
    I watched only for the tri-tittied alien. The awkward lesbian makeout gave me a giggle too.
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 10:13 am
    Right when I submitted that Duke Nukem Forever has Gone Gold.
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    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 10:22 am
    looks pretty fun
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    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 10:35 am
    Exactly what Auburnjunky said.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 11:03 am
    What disgusts me is that I GAURANTEE on the first day of release, if I get online with this game I am going to hear some 12 year old tell me how much I suck. Then a month later im going to hear on CNN about how this game is corrupting children.

    Happens with EVERY game like this.
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    HeadiesRusH Male 18-29
    328 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 11:04 am
    want.
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    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 11:36 am
    Steelgrid: its duke drating nukem...id be PISSED if it DIDNT happen :|
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    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 11:38 am
    Wow a funny, politically incorrect first person shooter? Did go back in time to the early 90s?

    How long before there is a senate investigation into the negative effects of this game?
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    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 11:43 am
    looks like graphics from 2005
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 12:01 pm
    After all this time, this has no choice but to be the best f*cking video game ever. Seriously. It HAS to be. 14 years of hype for a bad game will put you on Atari ET status.
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    KGB Male 18-29
    5 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    I`m having this weird Doom 3 dissapointment dejá vú.
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    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 12:22 pm
    4 stars for Duke but...that song is gay as f*ck.
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    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 12:53 pm
    I`ve been waiting for this game for a very, very long time (like everyone else), but it looks like they took a lot of the original DN3D and incorporated it into this...I understand why, but I`m not going to pay 60 bones for a game I played 15 years ago.
    Besides, it was already pushed back *again* to 6/14...I have a feeling it`s going to happen again.
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    davidildo123 Male 40-49
    143 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    Then Number one vaporware product.
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    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    i was thinking about hiking around in Europe this summer but if this truly comes out I`m going to play it instead
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    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    The demo lacks polish

    2 primary weapons - WTF.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    gonna be awesome
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    I will definitely be snatching this one up. The mans man of first person shooters is back!
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    zoltrix_the Male 18-29
    142 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 4:05 pm
    fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
  32. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 4:37 pm
    Besides, it was already pushed back *again* to 6/14...I have a feeling it`s going to happen again.

    That would be very surprising, since it has been officially stated to have gone gold. So they`ve said it`s finished and they`re having the discs stamped and the manuals printed, ready to sell.

    I`ll see what "copy protection" is on it and how consolised they`ve made it before deciding whether or not to buy it. Pre-ordering is far too chancy nowadays. The only games I`ve pre-ordered in years were TDU2 (which shipped as an early beta, clearly stated as such in the version number, couldn`t be played at all for 2 weeks and still isn`t finished, months and large patches later) and The Witcher 2, which I bought solely because the devs stuck their neck out and sold it through GOG without any DRM at all. I haven`t even played it yet - I was paying for the distribution model and the game was just an extra.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    I`ve been waiting for this game for a very, very long time (like everyone else), but it looks like they took a lot of the original DN3D and incorporated it into this...I understand why, but I`m not going to pay 60 bones for a game I played 15 years ago.

    Apparently the stuff taken from DN3D is the intro section, to get some degree of continuity.

    The general feel of it does seem like DN3D though, which is great. I was concerned that they`d tone it down and prettify it, but they haven`t. There will be raging complaints in abundance.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 4:45 pm
    The cake is a lie. Seen better looking games 5 years ago.

    Yeah, because a heavily compressed video at Youtube 360 resolution is an excellent guide to what a game will look like at 1920x1080 or higher on a decent PC.

    Maybe they`re showing a console version, anyway.

    Looks are the least of my concerns. I still play DN3D with the HRP and that`s about 10 years behind current graphics. It`s still a great game. I want a game, not a graphics demo.
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    Kureigu Male 18-29
    37 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 5:39 pm
    can wait to torr - i mean by this game!
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    ZeroNZ Male 18-29
    8 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 6:38 pm
    6 days away in NZ! I wonder if they have the DNKROZ cheats on the PC version :D
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    hellsfinest Male 18-29
    63 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    The graphics in this game look really inconsistent. One moment all the textures are faded and blurry and the next they are surprisingly detailed. I doubt this game will be worth the time and money spent to make it.
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    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 7:27 pm
    I played the demo, it was pretty meh.
    The most exciting part was when you pick up poo.
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    June 4, 2011 at 5:58 am
    Preordered it. In 1997.
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    June 4, 2011 at 11:27 am
    It`s like John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Charlie Sheen, Randy Savage, Bruce Campbell and Arnold Schwarzenegger (1979 and John Holmes all rolled up into one testosterone-addled freakshow.

    YEAH BABY!! I wanna rub my sack on a CD ROM of this one.

    The bible-thumping hypocritical right will have a field day trying to ban this for our own good. How long till stores start nixing the sales, while Amazon racks up the dough?

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    Mister_Nico Male 18-29
    13 posts
    June 4, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    I get a feeling this is gonna be a let down. Like Guns N` Rose`s Chinese Democracy. And while we`re on delayed things, I still don`t think Dr. Dre`s Detox will be coming anytime soon.
  42. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 4, 2011 at 4:39 pm
    I doubt this game will be worth the time and money spent to make it.

    Considering that it took 14 years and bankrupted a cash-rich gaming company, obviously not. There are major films with smaller budgets than DNF. No game is worth that much time and money.

    But it might make a profit and Gearbox bought the entire Duke Nukem IP, not just the one game. So they`re after DNF as a start, not a finish.

    I`ll probably buy it and probably consider it £25 worth of entertainment.

    I`ll also consider it worthwhile to see just how much sexist hypocrisy is spewed by people ranting against DNF. They all have the same basic idea - they don`t mind any depiction of any degree of violence against men, but any depiction of women other than as superhero geniuses gives them rage.
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    danky Male 18-29
    559 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 2:57 am
    do want

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