Duke Nukem Forever - Launch Trailer

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Entertainment

The trailer for Duke Nukem Forever is totally SFW....IF work is cool with f-bombs, strippers, & giant 3-breasted aliens
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Male 559
do want
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Male 12,365
[quote]I doubt this game will be worth the time and money spent to make it.[/quote]

Considering that it took 14 years and bankrupted a cash-rich gaming company, obviously not. There are major films with smaller budgets than DNF. No game is worth that much time and money.

But it might make a profit and Gearbox bought the entire Duke Nukem IP, not just the one game. So they`re after DNF as a start, not a finish.

I`ll probably buy it and probably consider it £25 worth of entertainment.

I`ll also consider it worthwhile to see just how much sexist hypocrisy is spewed by people ranting against DNF. They all have the same basic idea - they don`t mind any depiction of any degree of violence against men, but any depiction of women other than as superhero geniuses gives them rage.
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Male 13
I get a feeling this is gonna be a let down. Like Guns N` Rose`s Chinese Democracy. And while we`re on delayed things, I still don`t think Dr. Dre`s Detox will be coming anytime soon.
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Male 835
It`s like John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Charlie Sheen, Randy Savage, Bruce Campbell and Arnold Schwarzenegger (1979 and John Holmes all rolled up into one testosterone-addled freakshow.

YEAH BABY!! I wanna rub my sack on a CD ROM of this one.

The bible-thumping hypocritical right will have a field day trying to ban this for our own good. How long till stores start nixing the sales, while Amazon racks up the dough?

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Male 2,861
Preordered it. In 1997.
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Male 965
I played the demo, it was pretty meh.
The most exciting part was when you pick up poo.
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Male 63
The graphics in this game look really inconsistent. One moment all the textures are faded and blurry and the next they are surprisingly detailed. I doubt this game will be worth the time and money spent to make it.
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Male 8
6 days away in NZ! I wonder if they have the DNKROZ cheats on the PC version :D
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Male 37
can wait to torr - i mean by this game!
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Male 12,365
[quote]The cake is a lie. Seen better looking games 5 years ago.[/quote]

Yeah, because a heavily compressed video at Youtube 360 resolution is an excellent guide to what a game will look like at 1920x1080 or higher on a decent PC.

Maybe they`re showing a console version, anyway.

Looks are the least of my concerns. I still play DN3D with the HRP and that`s about 10 years behind current graphics. It`s still a great game. I want a game, not a graphics demo.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I`ve been waiting for this game for a very, very long time (like everyone else), but it looks like they took a lot of the original DN3D and incorporated it into this...I understand why, but I`m not going to pay 60 bones for a game I played 15 years ago.[/quote]

Apparently the stuff taken from DN3D is the intro section, to get some degree of continuity.

The general feel of it does seem like DN3D though, which is great. I was concerned that they`d tone it down and prettify it, but they haven`t. There will be raging complaints in abundance.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Besides, it was already pushed back *again* to 6/14...I have a feeling it`s going to happen again.[/quote]

That would be very surprising, since it has been officially stated to have gone gold. So they`ve said it`s finished and they`re having the discs stamped and the manuals printed, ready to sell.

I`ll see what "copy protection" is on it and how consolised they`ve made it before deciding whether or not to buy it. Pre-ordering is far too chancy nowadays. The only games I`ve pre-ordered in years were TDU2 (which shipped as an early beta, clearly stated as such in the version number, couldn`t be played at all for 2 weeks and still isn`t finished, months and large patches later) and The Witcher 2, which I bought solely because the devs stuck their neck out and sold it through GOG without any DRM at all. I haven`t even played it yet - I was paying for the distribution model and the game was just an extra.
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Male 142
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
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Male 7,808
I will definitely be snatching this one up. The mans man of first person shooters is back!
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Male 25,417
gonna be awesome
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Male 620
The demo lacks polish

2 primary weapons - WTF.
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Male 2,004
i was thinking about hiking around in Europe this summer but if this truly comes out I`m going to play it instead
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Male 143
Then Number one vaporware product.
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Male 758
I`ve been waiting for this game for a very, very long time (like everyone else), but it looks like they took a lot of the original DN3D and incorporated it into this...I understand why, but I`m not going to pay 60 bones for a game I played 15 years ago.
Besides, it was already pushed back *again* to 6/14...I have a feeling it`s going to happen again.
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Male 1,399
4 stars for Duke but...that song is gay as f*ck.
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Male 5
I`m having this weird Doom 3 dissapointment dejá vú.
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Male 3,819
After all this time, this has no choice but to be the best f*cking video game ever. Seriously. It HAS to be. 14 years of hype for a bad game will put you on Atari ET status.
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Male 977
looks like graphics from 2005
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Male 447
Wow a funny, politically incorrect first person shooter? Did go back in time to the early 90s?

How long before there is a senate investigation into the negative effects of this game?
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Male 3,745
Steelgrid: its duke drating nukem...id be PISSED if it DIDNT happen :|
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Male 328
want.
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Male 2,700
What disgusts me is that I GAURANTEE on the first day of release, if I get online with this game I am going to hear some 12 year old tell me how much I suck. Then a month later im going to hear on CNN about how this game is corrupting children.

Happens with EVERY game like this.
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Male 605
Exactly what Auburnjunky said.
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Male 875
looks pretty fun
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Male 1,595
Right when I submitted that Duke Nukem Forever has Gone Gold.
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Female 2,674
I watched only for the tri-tittied alien. The awkward lesbian makeout gave me a giggle too.
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Male 130
bout drating time
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Male 10,338
[quote]Seen better looking games 5 years ago.[/quote]

Well if you play games based on looks, then you don`t count.
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Male 182
the rapture was cancelled cause duke said so
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Male 325
HELL, I`d still hit it! LOLed hard :)
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Male 96
The cake is a lie. Seen better looking games 5 years ago.
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Male 3,619
.... the description promissed 3-boobied alie- Oh Mother Of God D:
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Male 792
Um...Duke Nukem 3D wasn`t the original...it was the 3rd one.
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Male 550
It`s going to be great, but you can`t beat the Orginal Duke Nukem 3D. I hope it has a ridicules amount of easter eggs like in the original.

"Hell, I`d still hit it."
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Male 2,121
Anyone else get a strong Covenant vibe from some of those vehicles and weapons?
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Male 15,510
I hope they remake the first level of the Original Duke Nukem 3D
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Male 697
This game doesn`t exist
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Female 8,043
Link: Duke Nukem Forever - Launch Trailer [Rate Link] - The trailer for Duke Nukem Forever is totally SFW....IF work is cool with f-bombs, strippers, & giant 3-breasted aliens
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