Drunken Brit Stumbles Home

Submitted by: madest 5 years ago Funny

And with all the cameras in England we can follow every stumble. Surprised he made it.
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Female 914
I know this is far from the point, but I`m surprised that no one was on the streets. I guess I`m just used to the never ending bustle in the states.
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Female 3,598
omg this was awesome, first ten seconds- golden.
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Male 875
he`s a acrobat. did you see that flip?
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Female 734
so, if he really got hurt do they send the ambulance or just point a the monitor and laugh some more?
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Male 230
that flipping over the rail was awesome, man i bet he was sore the next day...or week+
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Male 9,306
Guys, please don`t drink alone. Have someone walk or drive you home. Poor bastard.
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Male 3,631
God bless these people for releasing this. That was the best modern impression of a silent-era slapstick I could have ever imagined. Keep it rolling.
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Female 247
wow. how did he not break every bone in his body?
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Male 11
Obviously you`ve never been blackedout johngough lol
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Male 99
fake
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Male 249
i just wake up in my bed with no memory and a lot of marks. although my friend did tell me people offered to help me get home and i just stood there shouting "NO IM A MACHINE"
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Male 19
@MountainBord: Yes. yes they do. we are a big brother country. only big brother is beating you up and stealing your dinner money.
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Male 3,894
The cameras bother me.
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Female 1,894
do they really have people watching you at all hours of the night in brittain?
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Male 2,586
I was like that yesterday... went head first into a wall and now I`m the proud owner of a shiner, lots of cuts and bruises, a broken tooth and a dislocated shoulder...

hope he was luckier...
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Male 721
no matter how pissed ive been ive never stumbled that many times! occasionally while trying to jump over the central reservation. but usually i just fall asleep where ever i am
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Female 870
This was so darn funny... he was so determined to get home you could tell he was too drunk to feel anything. God I love that... but then the next day... ouch.
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Male 2,050
Wakes up next morning...

"Where the drat did all these bruises come from?"
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Male 135
It works for me...
That was hilarious! I`m guessing some of his clothes are torn, he has bumps on his head, possibly some teeth damage and scarring on his face. He was limping a bit in the end, that`s probably going to hurt for a while. He probably has some overextension in his back as well.
Ouch!
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Male 243
That`s gotta hurt in the morning.
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Male 3,301
I know how he feeels man. I`m a boit hammered myselfr right now. Oh man, I TOYALLY know hoe he feels man.
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Male 1,557
I imagine it`ll still be on The Sun website.
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Male 25,416
Dang it, now removed by user
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Female 2,027
ah man. missed it :(
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Male 32
this is the most normal thing ever
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Male 133
zombeh walk!
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Male 1,557
It doesn`t seem real, it`s too slapstick o.O
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Male 2,005
give the man some credits, if i were that pissed i`d have given up halfway and slept on the sidewalk
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Female 437
I love the "Maybe I`ll leave the wall now... Maybe not" XD
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Male 2,592
Achievement Unlocked: Walk home while rest of world is at 35 degree angle.

5 minutes of internet infame.

Here`s to hoping the rest of us NEVER get internet infamous..
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Female 437
Lol... i love the little bit of jogging he does at the end, trying to shake away the pain perhaps?
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Male 351
when he fell over the railing i thought he was going to snap his neck
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Male 76
I`ll have what he`s having!
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Male 6,737
Love it. :D
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Male 4,902
i bet he felt like poo the next morning
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Male 557
At least his head crashed into something soft at the end, dud anyone else see the gashes he had?
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Male 324
Wow. When I see the fancy CCTV traces on Torchwood, I`m thinking, "yeah right." But I guess it`s a bit more legit than I thought.
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Male 362
I love the fall at 00:20
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Male 4,547
Honestly I don`t see the problem of cameras in public places. They`re public. It`s the same thing that lets you videotape a police officer (as long as you`re not actually interfering with their job).

Does anyone complain about windows? At ANY TIME, someone could be looking out their window and SEE YOU!

Keep in mind many of these CCTV cameras are privately owned. You could for all the same reasons, ban windows.
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Male 126
He can`t tell which way gravity is pulling, but he still knows the way home.
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Male 757
Canadian Rag. By Scott Jopelin. Good tune!
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Female 24
Big Brother alert!
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Male 505
Personally i wouldn`t care if i was posted on youtube, there already is a video of me wasted on youtube, embarassing yes, but i shouldn`t have drunk so much.
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Male 2,419
@Andicicle
You would have to be as drunk as him 24/7 to not notice the cameras.
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Male 5
@Andicicle- It`s London. There are cameras everywhere, many privately owned. If you are ever in London, assume at all times that you are being watched. It`s gotten to the point where people are joking about how 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual.
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Male 1,451
If this had been in America this guy would sue anyone associated with the cameras for not helping him. If you doubt me look up the lady that walked into a fountain in the mall and was caught on camera.
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Male 759
Andicicle,

So people want freedom of information from government agencies, but they also don`t want that information to be public?
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Male 503
you know what these comments have failed to address is this.... big brother is apparently not only watching, but now your antics are posted by these fools on the internet for public ridicule. I hope some public employees lose their jobs over this and this drunken jackass gets a huge settlement over this.
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Female 235
fake
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Female 4,225
Oh my, why an inebriated ol` chap
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Male 71
@Reganom - i am also growing fearful that what i thought was a bruised rib is actually broken. drunken bone breakages ftw.

*sigh*
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Male 505
idee89:

That was me a month ago. Woke up the next morning after a night out with vague memories of telling a random guy i was sent from the future to protect him, terminator accent and all, random memory of falling into a taxi then falling out after a few minutes. Woke up with my entire left shoulder to lower rib bruised, entire shin bruised, and thumb broken.

Apparantely i had a fun night.
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Male 71
oh god i thought this was going to be a video of me last week. im so bruised and i DONT KNOW WHY!
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Female 138
@pudding1961 Alcohol is a muscle relaxant (to a certain extent) and its been shown that when your muscles are relaxed falling over or being in a car accident you will be significantly less hurt then an adult tensing all muscles at the last second.
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Male 505
I was terrified that it was going to be a video of me stumbling home. The drunken GPS rarely fails though.
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Male 174
He is sloossshhheeeeedd
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Female 446
Hahahahaha! The music jsut wrapped this vid up perfectly!

Funny how inebriated people can do the most awkward moves and never seem to get hurt...lolll
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Male 761

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Male 2,593
Now THAT`S a hell of a night
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Male 1,231
The music made it even better!
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Male 490
QWOP 2: Urban 3d
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Male 354
I wonder how many teeth hes missing.
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Male 406
God, this reminds me of trying to get eagle village after 6 grapeful deads at rude rudy`s.

I had to walk past four bars to get to food my freshman year of college. God bless Georgia Southern University.
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Female 382
wow.....
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Male 2,121
Drunkenness and CCTV, classic Britain =P
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Male 2,034
That spill around the :20 mark looked kinda painful...
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Male 78
I actually laughed... He`s awesome :)
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Male 370
i think i will jog home
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Male 48
LOL =) love the music too...
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Male 7,378
Link: Drunken Brit Stumbles Home [Rate Link] - And with all the cameras in England we can follow every stumble. Surprised he made it.
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