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Date: 06/16/11 11:03 AM

35 Responses to Dos Equis Man Quote: Restroom Edition [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 10:46 am
    Link: Dos Equis Man Quote: Restroom Edition - A preference many may have, but won`t admit to.
  2. Profile photo of nettech98
    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 11:10 am
    How about Restroom EDITION??
  3. Profile photo of wheresmyskul
    wheresmyskul Male 40-49
    247 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 11:13 am
    Stay poopy, my friends!
  4. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 11:18 am
    A preference many may have, but won`t admit to.
    I have that preference. I`ve never hesitated admitting it if it should come up. It`s never come up though.

    Fact is there are too many handicapped stalls. I might as well use them.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 11:19 am
    That`s frickin hilarious!
  6. Profile photo of Dimmu_Borgir
    Dimmu_Borgir Male 18-29
    63 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 11:23 am
    NICE
  7. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    6665 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 11:32 am
    nine times out of ten that`s cool. Then you open the door to leave and a dude in a wheelchair busting for a piss condemns you with a withering look.
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    human__exile Male 13-17
    25 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 11:36 am
    i would like to say on this hilarious post that this is the third time i`ve been banned. i kept the name adding an underscore and my pokemon kitteh profile pic as proof that this is still the original `human_exile`.

    maybe i should tone down my harshness in these forums...
  9. Profile photo of trippy25
    trippy25 Male 18-29
    340 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    the handicapped stall has so much room in it!! its great to spread out and be more comfortable
  10. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 12:04 pm
    I actually don`t like them. I feel like someone is watching me. >__<;
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    lame
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    "i would like to say on this hilarious post that this is the third time i`ve been banned. i kept the name adding an underscore and my pokemon kitteh profile pic as proof that this is still the original `human_exile`."

    Exile, even though you were banned twice before, I decided to let you off with yet ANOTHER 2 week temp ban despite your blatant racism and personal attack earlier this week, because I`m nice that way, and because you`re just a kid.

    Here`s a pro tip, for life in general. If you`ve gotten away with something, that`s great, take the slap on the wrist and move on. But for f*ck sake don`t come back to the scene of the crime bragging about it afterwards.

    "maybe i should tone down my harshness in these forums..."

    No need kid, your fourth and final ban is now a permaban, including all registered IP addresses.

  13. Profile photo of nettech98
    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    Some people seem to think these stalls are -reserved- for the handicapped like a parking spot. Of course they are just handicap accessible.
  14. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    @davymid that gif is awesome!!
  15. Profile photo of Johanvb
    Johanvb Male 40-49
    496 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    I prefer the more intellectual:
    Some come here to to think and contemplate
    other to stink or m*st*rb*te
    But i come here to scratch my balls and write my letters on the walls.

    Read it when i was fifteen and could never forget it.
  16. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    thats pure genious
  17. Profile photo of ssdrummerguy
    ssdrummerguy Male 18-29
    5 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 2:52 pm
    I like "They paint these walls to stop my pen... but the Sh*thouse poet strikes again" haha
  18. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 5:04 pm
    That`s my favorite commercial guy!
  19. Profile photo of jonnycake63
    jonnycake63 Male 18-29
    146 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 5:45 pm
    Simply awesome
  20. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31787 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 6:38 pm
    Bathroom walls are the origional IAB site, it`s true!
  21. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 7:14 pm
    "I prefer the..."

    You call that an f?
  22. Profile photo of JDplaysFF
    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 7:51 pm
    @MrYouKnow

    It`s hard to write while s hitting.
  23. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31787 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 8:06 pm
    @davymid - sometimes a banhammer just isn`t enough:



  24. Profile photo of Trojan
    Trojan Male 18-29
    511 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 8:54 pm
    Stay thirsty, my friends.
  25. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 9:01 pm
    I always use the handicapped stall, whether I have to visit the piddly diddly department or the poo parlor.

    @human__exile - lol, pwned!
  26. Profile photo of mlemlo
    mlemlo Female 18-29
    32 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 10:19 pm
    Ask yourself this question: would you park in a handicapped parking space? No? Then don`t use the f*cking handicapped bathrooms either! It is an absolutely abhorrent thing to do.
  27. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 10:54 pm
    I prefer the more intellectual:
    Some come here to to think and contemplate
    other to stink or m*st*rb*te
    But i come here to scratch my balls and write my letters on the walls.
    We had another version of the same. For the same reasons as yours, it has stuck in my mind after all these years, while crimping a loaf in the college toilets. Hey, we`re all looking for reading materials at a time like that.

    I remember reading the graffiti:
    "Some come here to sit and think,
    Others come to sh*t, and stink,
    I just come to wank my balls,
    And spray my jism, on the walls."

    Somehow, the sheer profundity of that poetry touched me on a very deep level. Or, I assume it did, since I can remember the exact words to this very day.
  28. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    June 17, 2011 at 1:45 am
    I almost exclusively use the handicap toilet. So spacious and roomy. I feel like the KING OF THE BATHROOM!
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    elkingo Male 30-39
    5387 posts
    June 17, 2011 at 6:20 am
    I will always crap in the handicap toilet. It is just not feasible to try and crap in a toilet that your knee is jammed against a wall on one side, and the toilet paper holder on the other.

    Plus the handicapped stall has those nice rails you can put toilet paper on... you know as a preemptive wiping station. I have three or four bunches ready to wipe with before I am done pooing.
  30. Profile photo of Jowsh
    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    June 17, 2011 at 6:51 am
    hahahaha loving the outrage.. WOULD YOU SH*T ON YOUR GRANDMOTHER`S FACE? WOULD YOU?!
  31. Profile photo of IseeingI2I
    IseeingI2I Male 18-29
    271 posts
    June 17, 2011 at 7:54 am
    i love being normal and shi tting in the handicapped stall so much legroom it really nice
  32. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 17, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    LOL
  33. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    June 17, 2011 at 7:56 pm
    stay umm handicapped?
  34. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    June 17, 2011 at 10:14 pm
    Stay crippled my friend.
  35. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 6:22 am
    In the words of Larry the Cable Guy, the handicapped stall is the Cadillac of the poopin stalls. Truer words have not been said.

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