Dos Equis Man Quote: Restroom Edition [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Entertainment

A preference many may have, but won"t admit to.
There are 35 comments:
Male 521
In the words of Larry the Cable Guy, the handicapped stall is the Cadillac of the poopin stalls. Truer words have not been said.
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Male 976
Stay crippled my friend.
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Male 1,629
stay umm handicapped?
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Male 6,693
LOL
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Male 271
i love being normal and shi tting in the handicapped stall so much legroom it really nice
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Male 1,237
hahahaha loving the outrage.. WOULD YOU SH*T ON YOUR GRANDMOTHER`S FACE? WOULD YOU?!
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Male 5,620
I will always crap in the handicap toilet. It is just not feasible to try and crap in a toilet that your knee is jammed against a wall on one side, and the toilet paper holder on the other.

Plus the handicapped stall has those nice rails you can put toilet paper on... you know as a preemptive wiping station. I have three or four bunches ready to wipe with before I am done pooing.
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Male 2,424
I almost exclusively use the handicap toilet. So spacious and roomy. I feel like the KING OF THE BATHROOM!
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Male 12,138
[quote]I prefer the more intellectual:
Some come here to to think and contemplate
other to stink or m*st*rb*te
But i come here to scratch my balls and write my letters on the walls.[/quote]
We had another version of the same. For the same reasons as yours, it has stuck in my mind after all these years, while crimping a loaf in the college toilets. Hey, we`re all looking for reading materials at a time like that.

I remember reading the graffiti:
"Some come here to sit and think,
Others come to sh*t, and stink,
I just come to wank my balls,
And spray my jism, on the walls."

Somehow, the sheer profundity of that poetry touched me on a very deep level. Or, I assume it did, since I can remember the exact words to this very day.
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Female 32
Ask yourself this question: would you park in a handicapped parking space? No? Then don`t use the f*cking handicapped bathrooms either! It is an absolutely abhorrent thing to do.
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Female 673
I always use the handicapped stall, whether I have to visit the piddly diddly department or the poo parlor.

@human__exile - lol, pwned!
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Male 511
Stay thirsty, my friends.
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Male 40,751
@davymid - sometimes a banhammer just isn`t enough:



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Male 625
@MrYouKnow

It`s hard to write while s hitting.
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Male 1,081
"I prefer the..."

You call that an f?
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Male 40,751
Bathroom walls are the origional IAB site, it`s true!
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Male 146
Simply awesome
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Male 1,523
That`s my favorite commercial guy!
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Male 5
I like "They paint these walls to stop my pen... but the Sh*thouse poet strikes again" haha
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Male 4,902
thats pure genious
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Male 530
I prefer the more intellectual:
Some come here to to think and contemplate
other to stink or m*st*rb*te
But i come here to scratch my balls and write my letters on the walls.

Read it when i was fifteen and could never forget it.
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Female 1,623
@davymid that gif is awesome!!
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Male 1,073
Some people seem to think these stalls are -reserved- for the handicapped like a parking spot. Of course they are just handicap accessible.
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Male 12,138
"i would like to say on this hilarious post that this is the third time i`ve been banned. i kept the name adding an underscore and my pokemon kitteh profile pic as proof that this is still the original `human_exile`."

Exile, even though you were banned twice before, I decided to let you off with yet ANOTHER 2 week temp ban despite your blatant racism and personal attack earlier this week, because I`m nice that way, and because you`re just a kid.

Here`s a pro tip, for life in general. If you`ve gotten away with something, that`s great, take the slap on the wrist and move on. But for f*ck sake don`t come back to the scene of the crime bragging about it afterwards.

"maybe i should tone down my harshness in these forums..."

No need kid, your fourth and final ban is now a permaban, including all registered IP addresses.

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Male 25,416
lame
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Female 1,589
I actually don`t like them. I feel like someone is watching me. >__<;
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Male 340
the handicapped stall has so much room in it!! its great to spread out and be more comfortable
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Male 25
i would like to say on this hilarious post that this is the third time i`ve been banned. i kept the name adding an underscore and my pokemon kitteh profile pic as proof that this is still the original `human_exile`.

maybe i should tone down my harshness in these forums...
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Male 7,123
nine times out of ten that`s cool. Then you open the door to leave and a dude in a wheelchair busting for a piss condemns you with a withering look.
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Male 63
NICE
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Female 4,039
That`s frickin hilarious!
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Male 10,440
[quote] A preference many may have, but won`t admit to. [/quote]
I have that preference. I`ve never hesitated admitting it if it should come up. It`s never come up though.

Fact is there are too many handicapped stalls. I might as well use them.
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Male 247
Stay poopy, my friends!
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Male 1,073
How about Restroom EDITION??
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Female 8,043
Link: Dos Equis Man Quote: Restroom Edition [Pic] [Rate Link] - A preference many may have, but won`t admit to.
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