Debbie Makes An eHarmony Video Bio

Submitted by: sbeelz 6 years ago in Funny

What do you think, I-A-B, is she for real? If so, would you date her?
There are 78 comments:
Male 2,737
i`d put a cat costume on my penis.
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Male 211
you can hear someone laugh @ 2:20
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Male 5,413
Makin` it up.
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Female 606
Probably the most irritating video I`ve seen in a while.
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Male 875
yeah she`s trollin`
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Male 182
i bet if i showed up at her place in a cat costume shed bang me
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Male 17
Trollin. Did no one learn anything from that Boxy character?
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Female 60
I`d let her pet my kitty.
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Male 2,988
shes cat poo crazy
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Male 50
nope.avi
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Female 70
Did she say she just graduated college? They`re letting people this stupid graduate college and make decisions that effect others livelihood, and then they wonder why everything is going to hell?
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Male 554
She`s well on her way to being a crazy obese cat lady that the SPCA will eventually charge with neglecting cats, haul hundreds of them out of her urine and fecal matter covered house and then throw her in the psych ward. Umm, not someone I would even think about dating. As for Mr. yoiyoi I wouldn`t f**k her with your dick.
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Male 4,902
i`d date the hell out of that chick, fine as hell and she`s that into pussy? Come on ya`ll!
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Male 316
I love cats. They taste great if prepared well.
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Female 595
When girls curl their tongues like that it makes me want to do violent things.
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Female 178
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM cats UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *fake tears*. There. Saved you 2:32 minutes of your life.
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Male 89
Just f**k her and chuck her.
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Female 2,761
this is fake right? come on... no really come oooon
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Male 40,375
Date her? MARRY ME!!!! Oh baby, I wanna get wit ya, and take yor picture!!!

(MY kind of woman! yeah!)
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Male 112
HOLY poo I KNOW THIS CHICK. SH`ES MY FRIEND DANNYS RELATIVE
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Male 15,187
Nothing wrong with her that a 1 gallon sized strong plastic bag and some duct tape couldn`t fix.
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Female 39
You know that one commercial for online dating with the girl who like peanuts? For some reason this reminded me of that.. poor girl
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Male 16
further proof that, although an MBA may be useful to become a cog in a giant machine that eats humanity, it does not signify intelligence.
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Male 191
I would date her, but no cats, or running, or crying.
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Male 2,513
So so incredibly fake. Horrible actress if she was even trying
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Male 2,513
Fake
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Male 11,739
Boxxy`s cousin? She seems to be completely mental. She will definitely end up with 100 cats and no other living creatures in her house.
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Male 14
i would date her just to say "cat" really loudly and as much as possible and make her cry
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Male 9
HELL NO. I just heard the sound of her voice and i cringed. Then looked at the comments and read about the cats and forced myself to listen to it. I was laughing hysterically through the whole thing.
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Male 4,807

Um, she said, um like, um 13 times, um, where is umm, pmarren when, ummmm you, like, um need him...
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Male 1,471
aaahm... i`d do her... aaahm... but i`d probably end up stabbing her after... aaahm.. 2 days....... aaaaahmm...
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Female 359
Say UMMMM one more drating time b!tch. Also, her voice freaking annoys me. That is all.
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Male 2,593
Future animal hoarder?
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Male 139
i too like cats....i can`i...i..jus...can`t
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Male 5,314
i wish her a slow painful death
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Male 2,436
At first I was like `Mm maaaybe`. Then she went bat s h i t crazy...
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Male 373
So... Does she love cats?
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Male 84
Clearly fake. And if not, someone should call someone before she eats Mittens to save him from the horrors of his own cat breath.
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Male 328
12 seconds in. no. can`t stand her for a second.
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Male 1,625
Faaaaaake.
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Male 263
i bet she watched the whole Nyan cat video and I mean the whole thing.
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Male 758
No. Not even no, but hell no.
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Female 839
isn`t she the one who cried after setting the fire alarms off in her school?

also, someone should set her up with p-marren
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Male 25,417
fake
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Male 289
Aaand,umm,seriously,umm,like u do a date vid and go cucu about cats?!Not gonna,like,umm,help ya`,you know?! (like,umm,etc)
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Male 289
What are these "umm`s" and "like" inserted in 2-3 words?!.."I was,like..uuum.." the americans really need those for coherent thought?!...wtf?!
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Male 594
First I was like: Aww, She seems really nice.

Then the cat thing started and I was like: O____O

This is obviously a joke. If not, she`s probably PMS`ing, right?
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Male 148
i dont know about dating but i would stick it in her pooper
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Female 1,798
*cough* fake *cough*
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Male 633
I just thought of the greatest furry outfit to go with the first date.
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Male 6,694
AND now we know why she is single.
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Male 1,627

"ahh-argah-hgreeaahh"
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Male 2,868
My caption was a bit disingenuous. I think this is a pretty obvious joke.
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Female 4,039
Oh my - I hope Pmarren isn`t on eHarmony. LLPM!
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Male 14,331
I would.
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Male 151
CATS BIATCH! ..... Is how I would start and end every day.
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Female 2,525
I can`t tell if that`s her real voice or if she`s one of those women who talk in a baby voice because they think it`s sexy. I hate it when people do that. They sound like chipmunks.
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Male 2,199
psycho alert, psycho alert, i repeat... psycho alert...
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Male 269
No way she graduated from ANY school
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Male 7,817
well, she is cute.
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Male 15,510

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Male 2,376
hahaha shes really cute but i could not put up with that.. i hate when ppl get emotional for absolutely no reason
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Female 383
"Hi, I`m Debbie"
OMG shut up your voice is annoying
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Male 4,004
This girl is hilarious. I laughed a lot. She looks like she`d be a blast to hang with.
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Male 3,745
her voice is anoying...but id still hit it and quit it...

clearly shes joking...
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Male 3,327
She`s very pretty, but if she`s really that wacked about cats, then NO WAY!
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Male 773
Yes. The way i see it, get her a pussy, you get HER pussy. THINK PEOPLE, THINK.
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Male 540
"I just want a house full of them"

I`m no Mystic Meg, but I see her dreams coming true in the future.
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Male 1,598
If she`s for real, no.
If she`s acting, she`d probably be a lot of fun.
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Male 2,419
nope
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Male 2,034
She`s got an MBA? Nope, I`m out.
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Male 4
Nut job
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Male 1,803
Fake. No woman is that hysterical. It`s a bad rip off of the "Leave Britney Alone" video :/
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Male 1,215
I could only make it about 30 seconds into her video, so no, I don`t think I`d date her.
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Male 605
I`d hug her cat. ZING.
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Male 358
Definitely fake.

Either way, I wouldn`t date her. Cats suck.
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Male 242
Well somebody has issues, a date with a shrink would be best I reckon.
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Male 2,868
Link: Debbie Makes An eHarmony Video Bio [Rate Link] - What do you think, I-A-B, is she for real? If so, would you date her?
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