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Date: 06/09/11 11:00 AM

78 Responses to Debbie Makes An eHarmony Video Bio

  1. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:00 am
    Link: Debbie Makes An eHarmony Video Bio - What do you think, I-A-B, is she for real? If so, would you date her?
  2. Profile photo of GEoDLeto
    GEoDLeto Male 30-39
    243 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:06 am
    Well somebody has issues, a date with a shrink would be best I reckon.
  3. Profile photo of Blatto
    Blatto Male 18-29
    358 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:07 am
    Definitely fake.

    Either way, I wouldn`t date her. Cats suck.
  4. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:12 am
    I`d hug her cat. ZING.
  5. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1177 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:13 am
    I could only make it about 30 seconds into her video, so no, I don`t think I`d date her.
  6. Profile photo of Fwoggie2
    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:17 am
    Fake. No woman is that hysterical. It`s a bad rip off of the "Leave Britney Alone" video :/
  7. Profile photo of Oswald21
    Oswald21 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:18 am
    Nut job
  8. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:23 am
    She`s got an MBA? Nope, I`m out.
  9. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:25 am
    nope
  10. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:26 am
    If she`s for real, no.
    If she`s acting, she`d probably be a lot of fun.
  11. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:33 am
    "I just want a house full of them"

    I`m no Mystic Meg, but I see her dreams coming true in the future.
  12. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:41 am
    Yes. The way i see it, get her a pussy, you get HER pussy. THINK PEOPLE, THINK.
  13. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:42 am
    She`s very pretty, but if she`s really that wacked about cats, then NO WAY!
  14. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:45 am
    her voice is anoying...but id still hit it and quit it...

    clearly shes joking...
  15. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:50 am
    This girl is hilarious. I laughed a lot. She looks like she`d be a blast to hang with.
  16. Profile photo of kameo360fan
    kameo360fan Female 13-17
    383 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:50 am
    "Hi, I`m Debbie"
    OMG shut up your voice is annoying
  17. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:58 am
    hahaha shes really cute but i could not put up with that.. i hate when ppl get emotional for absolutely no reason
  18. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:58 am

  19. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:59 am
    well, she is cute.
  20. Profile photo of Sinclair
    Sinclair Male 30-39
    269 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    No way she graduated from ANY school
  21. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    psycho alert, psycho alert, i repeat... psycho alert...
  22. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 12:24 pm
    I can`t tell if that`s her real voice or if she`s one of those women who talk in a baby voice because they think it`s sexy. I hate it when people do that. They sound like chipmunks.
  23. Profile photo of Vanadil
    Vanadil Male 18-29
    151 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    CATS BIATCH! ..... Is how I would start and end every day.
  24. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    I would.
  25. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 12:39 pm
    Oh my - I hope Pmarren isn`t on eHarmony. LLPM!
  26. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    My caption was a bit disingenuous. I think this is a pretty obvious joke.
  27. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1596 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 12:57 pm

    "ahh-argah-hgreeaahh"
  28. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    AND now we know why she is single.
  29. Profile photo of MisterG
    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    I just thought of the greatest furry outfit to go with the first date.
  30. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    *cough* fake *cough*
  31. Profile photo of erick0619
    erick0619 Male 18-29
    148 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    i dont know about dating but i would stick it in her pooper
  32. Profile photo of EdiMesic
    EdiMesic Male 18-29
    594 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 1:33 pm
    First I was like: Aww, She seems really nice.

    Then the cat thing started and I was like: O____O

    This is obviously a joke. If not, she`s probably PMS`ing, right?
  33. Profile photo of MorfeuS
    MorfeuS Male 18-29
    289 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 1:33 pm
    What are these "umm`s" and "like" inserted in 2-3 words?!.."I was,like..uuum.." the americans really need those for coherent thought?!...wtf?!
  34. Profile photo of MorfeuS
    MorfeuS Male 18-29
    289 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    Aaand,umm,seriously,umm,like u do a date vid and go cucu about cats?!Not gonna,like,umm,help ya`,you know?! (like,umm,etc)
  35. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    fake
  36. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    isn`t she the one who cried after setting the fire alarms off in her school?

    also, someone should set her up with p-marren
  37. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 2:58 pm
    No. Not even no, but hell no.
  38. Profile photo of optix_reverb
    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    i bet she watched the whole Nyan cat video and I mean the whole thing.
  39. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 4:15 pm
    Faaaaaake.
  40. Profile photo of HeadiesRusH
    HeadiesRusH Male 18-29
    328 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    12 seconds in. no. can`t stand her for a second.
  41. Profile photo of Neo20999
    Neo20999 Male 30-39
    84 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    Clearly fake. And if not, someone should call someone before she eats Mittens to save him from the horrors of his own cat breath.
  42. Profile photo of Ando
    Ando Male 13-17
    374 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    So... Does she love cats?
  43. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 5:05 pm
    At first I was like `Mm maaaybe`. Then she went bat s h i t crazy...
  44. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 5:30 pm
    i wish her a slow painful death
  45. Profile photo of nnotdead
    nnotdead Male 18-29
    139 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 5:55 pm
    i too like cats....i can`i...i..jus...can`t
  46. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 5:58 pm
    Future animal hoarder?
  47. Profile photo of crystalskyz
    crystalskyz Female 30-39
    359 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 6:13 pm
    Say UMMMM one more drating time b!tch. Also, her voice freaking annoys me. That is all.
  48. Profile photo of Kain1
    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 6:14 pm
    aaahm... i`d do her... aaahm... but i`d probably end up stabbing her after... aaahm.. 2 days....... aaaaahmm...
  49. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 6:15 pm

    Um, she said, um like, um 13 times, um, where is umm, pmarren when, ummmm you, like, um need him...
  50. Profile photo of bear4lyfe
    bear4lyfe Male 18-29
    9 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 6:19 pm
    HELL NO. I just heard the sound of her voice and i cringed. Then looked at the comments and read about the cats and forced myself to listen to it. I was laughing hysterically through the whole thing.
  51. Profile photo of swimmer7
    swimmer7 Male 13-17
    14 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 6:30 pm
    i would date her just to say "cat" really loudly and as much as possible and make her cry
  52. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 6:31 pm
    Boxxy`s cousin? She seems to be completely mental. She will definitely end up with 100 cats and no other living creatures in her house.
  53. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 6:32 pm
    Fake
  54. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 6:35 pm
    So so incredibly fake. Horrible actress if she was even trying
  55. Profile photo of Joeraccoon
    Joeraccoon Male 18-29
    191 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 7:15 pm
    I would date her, but no cats, or running, or crying.
  56. Profile photo of SenatorCrabH
    SenatorCrabH Male 18-29
    16 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 7:23 pm
    further proof that, although an MBA may be useful to become a cog in a giant machine that eats humanity, it does not signify intelligence.
  57. Profile photo of Helgahood
    Helgahood Female 18-29
    39 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 7:42 pm
    You know that one commercial for online dating with the girl who like peanuts? For some reason this reminded me of that.. poor girl
  58. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 8:02 pm
    Nothing wrong with her that a 1 gallon sized strong plastic bag and some duct tape couldn`t fix.
  59. Profile photo of TehTy
    TehTy Male 13-17
    112 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 8:12 pm
    HOLY poo I KNOW THIS CHICK. SH`ES MY FRIEND DANNYS RELATIVE
  60. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31759 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 8:26 pm
    Date her? MARRY ME!!!! Oh baby, I wanna get wit ya, and take yor picture!!!

    (MY kind of woman! yeah!)
  61. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2758 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 8:58 pm
    this is fake right? come on... no really come oooon
  62. Profile photo of yoiyoi
    yoiyoi Male 18-29
    89 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 9:15 pm
    Just f**k her and chuck her.
  63. Profile photo of dblond369
    dblond369 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 10:40 pm
    UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM cats UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *fake tears*. There. Saved you 2:32 minutes of your life.
  64. Profile photo of KitFox
    KitFox Female 30-39
    595 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:32 pm
    When girls curl their tongues like that it makes me want to do violent things.
  65. Profile photo of Torizo
    Torizo Male 18-29
    316 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 12:38 am
    I love cats. They taste great if prepared well.
  66. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 1:46 am
    i`d date the hell out of that chick, fine as hell and she`s that into pussy? Come on ya`ll!
  67. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 3:55 am
    She`s well on her way to being a crazy obese cat lady that the SPCA will eventually charge with neglecting cats, haul hundreds of them out of her urine and fecal matter covered house and then throw her in the psych ward. Umm, not someone I would even think about dating. As for Mr. yoiyoi I wouldn`t f**k her with your dick.
  68. Profile photo of 2L82Pray
    2L82Pray Female 30-39
    70 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 6:05 am
    Did she say she just graduated college? They`re letting people this stupid graduate college and make decisions that effect others livelihood, and then they wonder why everything is going to hell?
  69. Profile photo of Willsk84food
    Willsk84food Male 18-29
    50 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 10:17 am
    nope.avi
  70. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 10:39 am
    shes cat poo crazy
  71. Profile photo of LycanMutt
    LycanMutt Female 18-29
    60 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    I`d let her pet my kitty.
  72. Profile photo of taxfrog
    taxfrog Male 18-29
    17 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    Trollin. Did no one learn anything from that Boxy character?
  73. Profile photo of nny156
    nny156 Male 18-29
    182 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 10:20 pm
    i bet if i showed up at her place in a cat costume shed bang me
  74. Profile photo of human_exile
    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 10:30 pm
    yeah she`s trollin`
  75. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 1:00 am
    Probably the most irritating video I`ve seen in a while.
  76. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 9:59 am
    Makin` it up.
  77. Profile photo of desisrule2
    desisrule2 Male 18-29
    211 posts
    June 18, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    you can hear someone laugh @ 2:20
  78. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    June 19, 2011 at 7:44 am
    i`d put a cat costume on my penis.

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