Bought A Book Today: How To Make Women Happy [Pic]

Submitted by: SaintPatty 5 years ago in Funny

Volume 1.
There are 60 comments:
Male 5,617
No, no, no!
Those are the pre-Ubuntu era instructions for Linux!

He`s turned to "M", trying to get a modem to work without crashing sound in Mandrake...

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Male 875
so you hit her with the book, knock her out,...


figure out the rest on you own
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Male 31
Maybe that guy is a real life inspector gadget?
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Male 598
i saw a book like that and it was our tax code laws.
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Female 164
lol that`s chapter 1, part 1. Give up guys, women will always complain. Nature`s way of saying that life sucks.
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Male 231
get a dead one?
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Female 28
LOL @ limphotdog
All women want is actually a platinum amex with no credit limit.
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Male 723
Sometime in the last century, there was a man who finally, after years of research, trial and error, figured women out. It was a major break-through in male/female relations. There was only one problem:

He died laughing before he could tell anyone ...

8-) LJ
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Male 273
wyrwich is right but that`s the whole thing, usually when you really like a women you`re everything but confident, you just want to agree with everything she says and laugh at all her jokes...

And a girl that likes you will do everything not to let you know she likes you...

Ok it`s not always like that but you know what I mean, the first 2-3 girls I had my eyes on in highschool, I became their "best friend".. I hate that word hehe.. But yeah I was really shy back then. Now I`m perfect and girls love me, hi5!
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Female 673
How to make women happy: Buy them a sex toy. The end.
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Female 61
Most of the posters on here are guys and are still @ssh0les and (fill in your own adjective).... i do wanna agree with wyrwich. You`re awesome.
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Male 91
Okay, so I`m sick of all these stuff about not being able to pick up women. I rarely post but this I needed to explain: Women like men right? Men. Not whiny dependant boys but men. If you are independent, strong, seem care-free then women will come to you. You need to live your life and show women that you are in control. Confidence is key. Having a good body does raises your chances with more attractive women - BUT this is option - CONFIDENCE IS A REQUIREMENT. You need to learn to do this - it doesn`t happen overnight but I guarantee if you follow these simple rules you will have more success with women and eventually find one that you click with. That`s all folks. GL
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Male 1,093
"How to make a woman happy? Stop the sandwich jokes, be nice, and get her a sandwich instead. "

now thats just crazy talk
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Female 4,359
h ah ah ha.
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Male 6
i`ve read that... in the end nothing it says makes sense
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Male 340
folks this is just chapter 1 of the volumes of how to make women happy
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Male 1,182
thats the first volume.
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Female 1,264
How to make a woman happy? Stop the sandwich jokes, be nice, and get her a sandwich instead. The guy that does that is a keeper.
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Male 14,827
Mate, that`s just volume 1. And volume 2 contradicts volume 1. Volume 3 contradicts them both.
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Female 4,225
O_O wow lol. Is that legit?
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Female 446
I once worked at a city library, repairing books.

I would of quit if this book had ended up on my work table... Ishhhh! (Is it even possible?)
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Female 446
Listypoos G spot post...just hilarious! :D
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Male 12,365
Did anyone else look at this picture and think "Slinky"?
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Male 351
the real kicker is that there is a 5 volume manual like that for every individual woman.
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Female 247
and that`s only volume 1
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Male 68
Women, nothing a two by four can`t handle. Nah! of course i`m kidding, maybe us guys should start to listen. It`s a lot less work than reading that thing.
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Male 758
With the way things have been going here, Listypoos` comment should be its own post, because THAT was good!
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Male 848
LOLOLOL SEXISM IS SO FUNNY
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Male 25,416
Thats just the index
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Male 15,510
Whoever said that all woman comes without a manual?
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Female 9,475
I hope they don`t assign this for school...
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Male 1,920
Anyone got an ancient Sumerian dictionary, or know a translator?
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Male 553
Do they have an E-book version? I would like to purchase twenty
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Male 813
That`s not the book, that is just the table of contents.
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Male 3,147
@sbeelz Wow, a seriously douche answer to a sarcastic comment.
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Female 3,001
repost?
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Male 416
I`m guessing it`s the mother of all computer printouts. It`s probably a printout of the entire internet.
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Female 570
@steelgrid, ive finished gta SA but i don`t get it. is it one of cj`s battlecries or something?
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Male 29
That must be the abridged version.
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Male 1,587
FAKE! I CAN TELL BY TEH PIXELS.


And obviously no such book exists, its impossible. Everyone knows that.
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Male 2,700
How to make a woman happy:

Step 1. Shut her mouth with ICE!!!!

Ahhh the glory days of Grand theft Auto: San Andreas
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Male 15
It`s a bit thin given the subject matter
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Male 2,868
@Listypoos- is it really THAT hard to find for other guys to find a G spot? Seriously, I`ve never understood why anybody finds it that difficult. You just have to pay attention to your partner. A little weed, or even a couple hits of LSD, can help you tune into her body if you`re really having trouble.
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Male 3,894
Women all have their own insane expectations that they refuse to tell you, and a unique neurotic reaction for when you don`t meet them.
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Female 160
Listypoos: "I wonder if the G spot section is listed in the index or if you just have to thumb through it on the off-chance of finding it."
Bazinga!!
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Male 2,121
Looks like you`ll just have to bury your nose in it.
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Male 761
Wonder what`s actually about, unless it`s just empty pages
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Female 2,509
notes on what guys retained from reading said book...
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Female 164
lol that`s chapter 1, part 1. Give up guys, women will always complain. Nature`s way of saying that life sucks.
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Male 11,740
The real book is only one page, and two words.

"It`s impossible."
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Male 3,147
I wonder if the G spot section is listed in the index or if you just have to thumb through it on the off-chance of finding it.

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Male 593
lol, thats just vol. 1
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Male 490
oh i see what you did there.
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Male 721
and if you fail at the book, they can kill you with it
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Male 3,425
Haha, the title really makes this.
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Male 37,762
Should be mandatory reading for every teenage boy!
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Male 575
barely a two-week old repost.
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Male 758
I read it once, it was a little dry and reminiscent of Tolstoy.
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Male 970
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