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Date: 06/09/11 08:48 AM

60 Responses to Bought A Book Today: How To Make Women Happy [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
    970 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 8:51 am
    Link: Bought A Book Today: How To Make Women Happy - Volume 1.
  2. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 8:56 am
    I read it once, it was a little dry and reminiscent of Tolstoy.
  3. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 8:59 am
    barely a two-week old repost.
  4. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32785 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 9:03 am
    Should be mandatory reading for every teenage boy!
  5. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 9:03 am
    Haha, the title really makes this.
  6. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 9:05 am
    and if you fail at the book, they can kill you with it
  7. Profile photo of bophus
    bophus Male 30-39
    474 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 9:05 am
    oh i see what you did there.
  8. Profile photo of anarchsoul
    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    593 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 9:05 am
    lol, thats just vol. 1
  9. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 9:09 am
    I wonder if the G spot section is listed in the index or if you just have to thumb through it on the off-chance of finding it.

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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 9:13 am
    The real book is only one page, and two words.

    "It`s impossible."
  11. Profile photo of Wonderwmn
    Wonderwmn Female 18-29
    164 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 9:18 am
    lol that`s chapter 1, part 1. Give up guys, women will always complain. Nature`s way of saying that life sucks.
  12. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 9:19 am
    notes on what guys retained from reading said book...
  13. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 9:19 am
    Wonder what`s actually about, unless it`s just empty pages
  14. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 9:32 am
    Looks like you`ll just have to bury your nose in it.
  15. Profile photo of SwyvedLegacy
    SwyvedLegacy Female 18-29
    160 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 9:38 am
    Listypoos: "I wonder if the G spot section is listed in the index or if you just have to thumb through it on the off-chance of finding it."
    Bazinga!!
  16. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 9:39 am
    Women all have their own insane expectations that they refuse to tell you, and a unique neurotic reaction for when you don`t meet them.
  17. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 9:42 am
    @Listypoos- is it really THAT hard to find for other guys to find a G spot? Seriously, I`ve never understood why anybody finds it that difficult. You just have to pay attention to your partner. A little weed, or even a couple hits of LSD, can help you tune into her body if you`re really having trouble.
  18. Profile photo of wizzer21
    wizzer21 Male 30-39
    15 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 9:45 am
    It`s a bit thin given the subject matter
  19. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 9:59 am
    How to make a woman happy:

    Step 1. Shut her mouth with ICE!!!!

    Ahhh the glory days of Grand theft Auto: San Andreas
  20. Profile photo of tn11
    tn11 Male 18-29
    1587 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 10:27 am
    FAKE! I CAN TELL BY TEH PIXELS.


    And obviously no such book exists, its impossible. Everyone knows that.
  21. Profile photo of Bojib
    Bojib Male 30-39
    29 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 10:33 am
    That must be the abridged version.
  22. Profile photo of duckflash
    duckflash Female 13-17
    570 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 10:38 am
    @steelgrid, ive finished gta SA but i don`t get it. is it one of cj`s battlecries or something?
  23. Profile photo of xmastree_ph
    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
    416 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 10:42 am
    I`m guessing it`s the mother of all computer printouts. It`s probably a printout of the entire internet.
  24. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 10:56 am
    repost?
  25. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:04 am
    @sbeelz Wow, a seriously douche answer to a sarcastic comment.
  26. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:22 am
    That`s not the book, that is just the table of contents.
  27. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:37 am
    Do they have an E-book version? I would like to purchase twenty
  28. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 11:47 am
    Anyone got an ancient Sumerian dictionary, or know a translator?
  29. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    I hope they don`t assign this for school...
  30. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    Whoever said that all woman comes without a manual?
  31. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    Thats just the index
  32. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    LOLOLOL SEXISM IS SO FUNNY
  33. Profile photo of NitroJunkie
    NitroJunkie Male 70 & Over
    758 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 3:11 pm
    With the way things have been going here, Listypoos` comment should be its own post, because THAT was good!
  34. Profile photo of Dick_Head
    Dick_Head Male 30-39
    68 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 3:14 pm
    Women, nothing a two by four can`t handle. Nah! of course i`m kidding, maybe us guys should start to listen. It`s a lot less work than reading that thing.
  35. Profile photo of MandyLea
    MandyLea Female 18-29
    247 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    and that`s only volume 1
  36. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    the real kicker is that there is a 5 volume manual like that for every individual woman.
  37. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 5:26 pm
    Did anyone else look at this picture and think "Slinky"?
  38. Profile photo of PUDDING1961
    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 6:21 pm
    Listypoos G spot post...just hilarious! :D
  39. Profile photo of PUDDING1961
    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 6:25 pm
    I once worked at a city library, repairing books.

    I would of quit if this book had ended up on my work table... Ishhhh! (Is it even possible?)
  40. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 7:24 pm
    O_O wow lol. Is that legit?
  41. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 8:04 pm
    Mate, that`s just volume 1. And volume 2 contradicts volume 1. Volume 3 contradicts them both.
  42. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 9:43 pm
    How to make a woman happy? Stop the sandwich jokes, be nice, and get her a sandwich instead. The guy that does that is a keeper.
  43. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 10:05 pm
    thats the first volume.
  44. Profile photo of trippy25
    trippy25 Male 18-29
    340 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 10:12 pm
    folks this is just chapter 1 of the volumes of how to make women happy
  45. Profile photo of gperinazzo
    gperinazzo Male 18-29
    6 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 12:18 am
    i`ve read that... in the end nothing it says makes sense
  46. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 12:38 am
    h ah ah ha.
  47. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 12:44 am
    "How to make a woman happy? Stop the sandwich jokes, be nice, and get her a sandwich instead. "

    now thats just crazy talk
  48. Profile photo of wyrwich
    wyrwich Male 18-29
    91 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 12:45 am
    Okay, so I`m sick of all these stuff about not being able to pick up women. I rarely post but this I needed to explain: Women like men right? Men. Not whiny dependant boys but men. If you are independent, strong, seem care-free then women will come to you. You need to live your life and show women that you are in control. Confidence is key. Having a good body does raises your chances with more attractive women - BUT this is option - CONFIDENCE IS A REQUIREMENT. You need to learn to do this - it doesn`t happen overnight but I guarantee if you follow these simple rules you will have more success with women and eventually find one that you click with. That`s all folks. GL
  49. Profile photo of poofydoom
    poofydoom Female 18-29
    61 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 3:01 am
    Most of the posters on here are guys and are still @ssh0les and (fill in your own adjective).... i do wanna agree with wyrwich. You`re awesome.
  50. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 3:02 am
    How to make women happy: Buy them a sex toy. The end.
  51. Profile photo of Mariadsa21
    Mariadsa21 Male 18-29
    1 post
    June 10, 2011 at 3:59 am
    Try this it will help you !!! :)
  52. Profile photo of Tekinette
    Tekinette Male 30-39
    273 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 6:47 am
    wyrwich is right but that`s the whole thing, usually when you really like a women you`re everything but confident, you just want to agree with everything she says and laugh at all her jokes...

    And a girl that likes you will do everything not to let you know she likes you...

    Ok it`s not always like that but you know what I mean, the first 2-3 girls I had my eyes on in highschool, I became their "best friend".. I hate that word hehe.. But yeah I was really shy back then. Now I`m perfect and girls love me, hi5!
  53. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 6:57 am
    Sometime in the last century, there was a man who finally, after years of research, trial and error, figured women out. It was a major break-through in male/female relations. There was only one problem:

    He died laughing before he could tell anyone ...

    8-) LJ
  54. Profile photo of Valeira
    Valeira Female 30-39
    28 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 7:30 am
    LOL @ limphotdog
    All women want is actually a platinum amex with no credit limit.
  55. Profile photo of flyducks
    flyducks Male 13-17
    231 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 9:03 am
    get a dead one?
  56. Profile photo of Wonderwmn
    Wonderwmn Female 18-29
    164 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 9:54 am
    lol that`s chapter 1, part 1. Give up guys, women will always complain. Nature`s way of saying that life sucks.
  57. Profile photo of imnakdjumpme
    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    i saw a book like that and it was our tax code laws.
  58. Profile photo of kokorohart
    kokorohart Male 18-29
    31 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 8:57 pm
    Maybe that guy is a real life inspector gadget?
  59. Profile photo of human_exile
    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 11:18 pm
    so you hit her with the book, knock her out,...


    figure out the rest on you own
  60. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 4:53 am
    No, no, no!
    Those are the pre-Ubuntu era instructions for Linux!

    He`s turned to "M", trying to get a modem to work without crashing sound in Mandrake...

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