Booth Babes From E3...Y U Not Nerdy?

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 6 years ago in Entertainment

Man, they couldn"t answer even the simplest of nerd trivia questions....fantasy crushed. (Still fapalicious though!)
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Male 286
Yea the interviewer and the big haired broad were hot!
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Male 408
big haired yellow shirt girl is hot
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Female 471
Not surprised.
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Female 1,623
I would keep the girl asking the questions. Hot.
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Male 907
Booth babes are hired because they are hot and hot women have better things to do than learn a bunch of stupid nerd trivia. In fact, everybody has better things to do, except nerds don`t do them.
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Male 1,625
Exact reason you should disregard them at any con. Frauds!
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Male 1,178
the girl asking the questions was infinitely hotter anyway. Anyone know who she is?
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Male 358
"I`ve never even heard of that. You made that up."

drat that girl! Bioshock is amazing; I can`t wait for Infinite.
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Male 416
@GParadox: [quote]Oh crap, I knew 4/5, I must be ugly.[/quote]

Well, I`m sorry to say this but... Having an octopus for a head and a strangely steampunked body isn`t generally appealing to the male of the species. :D

(That`s a neat picture, by the way. Could you tell me what it is/where it`s from?)
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Male 416
Personally, I think Chloe (the interviewer) is the most attractive.

Also, while these booth babes are there to model - and nothing else - I believe the companies that hire them would get A LOT more attention from attendees (which is the point) if the girls they hire had better knowledge about the culture. I realize that may be a lot to ask - but I doubt it would take too much to give them a boot camp, of sorts.
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Male 14,331
We should make Monte a booth babe she knows games!!!!!
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Male 622
what do you know... your from canada
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Male 120
The interviewer is the only one I would want to hang out with. And that isn`t just because she actually has some video game knowledge, and has an awesome taste in shirts
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Female 399
OMFG I KNEW ALL OF THESE ANSWERS WHY DO THEY HIRE PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY`RE DOING TO WORK AT CONS?
And Bayonetta is a drating lame-ass game.
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Female 737
Oh crap, I knew 4/5, I must be ugly.
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Male 3,894
They hire models to be pretty at nerd conventions. My ex got a job at one, once.

Also...I`d really like to meet the interviewer.
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Female 6,381
Oh, good, there`s hope for young women out there! They`re not all sucked into this mania for gaming like glassy-eyed young men everywhere. 8-D
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Male 1,081
Love the interviewer`s shirt.

I got a 5/5
The outlines helped though.

-Ayn Rand
-ANDrew RYAN
Neat, didn`t know that.
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Male 177
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Male 1,595
That made me sad.
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Male 79
Monte i love you
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Male 1,164
I knew all of them except the bioshock one surprisingly.
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Male 32
these questions are fn ridiculously hard.
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Male 469
I only knew question 1 and 5.
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Male 3,482
Dear video game industry:

The models would be sexier if they knew what they hell they were modeling for.

Signed
Almost everyone who`s an actual gamer...
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Female 12
I knew all of these answers. What the hell ladies?
And tekinette....
I really don`t know any real "gamer" who wouldn`t know at LEAST one of these...no offense dude.
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Male 273
I`m a gamer and I didn`t know any of the answers lol.. Ask them who`s john shepard, what tomb raider is wearing and where does Niko Bellic live or something like that.
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Male 218
i knew all the answeres and now im depressed and who the drat cares if theyre nerds or not!? theyre models theyre suppose to look hot and thats about it.
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Male 119
I can`t drating stand dumb drating socialites.
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Female 803
How did that c*nt get a job at gamestop and not know pokemon or link? i mean, really.
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Male 1,195
Plague555: [quote]These people are at E3. It`s a VIDEO GAME convention. Why the hell would you go to one if you know nothing about it???[/quote]

They`re hired models, they probably wouldn`t have gone if they weren`t making money off of it.
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Male 226
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Female 735
Yeah, I could have answered all of those except Bayonetta. <SP>? ...and I think I`m hotter than most of those models... but that`s just MY opinion. *eyeroll*
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Female 131
yay, I got all the answers right.
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Male 14,331
[quote]McGovern1981 yes theyr called models. "what do you expect from models". Im sure you know alot of poo they dont care about too lol.[/quote]

Ya most people call that a college education but yes I have vast amounts of usless game knowledge. They have tits and an occasional thought not too many though.
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Male 553
@BenTheBug

These people are at E3. It`s a VIDEO GAME convention. Why the hell would you go to one if you know nothing about it???
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Male 161
Well... now I know that my girlfriend is more attractive than the booth babes of E3, AND she has basic video game knowledge!
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Male 1,364
girls jumping up and down...happy grin
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Male 77
yes BenTheBug you are also a male between the age of 19-29, of course you knew the answers...
McGovern1981 yes theyr called models. "what do you expect from models". Im sure you know alot of poo they dont care about too lol.
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Male 4,546
"Yep, that`s right, you have to pay most hot women to hang around nerds."

Next you`ll be telling me that the girls at the car conventions aren`t real mechanics.
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Male 197
I like how the anorexic female Alex Trebek acted like she knew all the answers.
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Male 1,195
I don`t see why not knowing random trivia about video games is a bad thing...

For the record, I knew all of the answers.
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Male 511
I didn`t know #3 or 4, but then again, I didn`t play those games.
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Male 25,417
wow, this is painful
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Male 14,331
What do you expect from women who get paid to hang their tits and asses out for everyone to stare at???
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Male 243
Dang, I only knew one answer. I guess I´m not a nerd any more...
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Male 116
The jumping around at the end was nice.
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Male 1,737
You can tell which games their boyfriends are in too.
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Male 1,737
Yep, that`s right, you have to pay most hot women to hang around nerds. Those pictures you see of hot female nerds, are very rare. It`s easier to just hire models to attract more males to your exhibit.
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Female 676
This has to be a joke. Tell me this is a joke.
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Male 540
Well that`s just disappointing. I was hoping for at least one right answer, from any one of them.
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Male 72
I laughed my ass off at "itchy ear"
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Male 182
Oh my god, I`m a huge nerd I knew all of those....But so does my girlfriend
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Female 302
Gee, I wonder how she got that job at GameStop now... Why did she even apply?
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Male 802
I guess I lose my nerd creds cause I didn`t know any of those answers.
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Male 168
I read "Boob Babes" ... Now I`m disappointed... (btw I knew everything but the "stiletto-gun-girl" proper education ftw!)
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Male 2,004
to be true if they only grew up with the pokemon yellow game they`d be right
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Female 697
Aw, I only knew the Pokemon and Link one
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Male 369
I`m proud to say I knew ALL of the Nintendo questions! xD
But seriously that "b...b...b..." was SOOOO anoying.
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Male 4,546
"That Bioshock question I had no idea about :/ Never played the game, is it part of the story or what?"

Well the themes are pretty heavy in there. You have a "main enemy" called And(rew) Ryan whose actions mirror John Galt quite a bit.

Anagram: We R Ayn Rand
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Male 4,546
I knew all but the Pokemon one.
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Male 356
what if zelda was a girl
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Male 868
Rich nerds need love too...
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Male 10,440
Those booth babes are LIES! They`re only there to look good.

To be fair I only knew the Bioshock and Zelda ones. And I only knew the Zelda one because it was brought up so much in "random online discussion", I never played it.
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Male 5,314
i think that Chloe chick is gorgeous
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2,767
i knew the last answer. thats all.
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Male 15,510
With those looks who needs to play Videogames
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Male 317
They must be really happy with their jobs, being paid to be salivated over by nerds...

Seriously it`s sad, they shouldnt be there.
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Male 11,739
You expected them to look like that AND have brains? Wake up,dream over.
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Male 772
That Bioshock question I had no idea about :/ Never played the game, is it part of the story or what?
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Female 8,043
Link: Booth Babes From E3...Y U Not Nerdy? [Rate Link] - Man, they couldn`t answer even the simplest of nerd trivia questions....fantasy crushed. (Still fapalicious though!)
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