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Date: 06/10/11 01:12 PM

55 Responses to Bike Thief Chops A Tree Down To Steal A Bike

  1. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    Link: Bike Thief Chops A Tree Down To Steal A Bike - He chopped down a ginkgo tree to steal a department store bike chained with a cable lock. No words...
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    I have a few words for you, but the filters here wouldn`t let me type them.
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    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    with that effort, he could have stolen one of those cars..
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    bentley22 Male 30-39
    244 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    that is sub-human behavior. I am speechless.
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    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    lol
  6. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    I used to double lock my bike, one just to attach the quick release front tire to the bike. Which also made it impossible to ride if you got past the first lock.
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    greguire Male 18-29
    85 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 1:57 pm
    meth is one hell of a drug.
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    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:05 pm
    didnt look like they actually wanted the bike lol
  9. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:05 pm
    There are white people, and then there are crackers.
    There are asians, and then there are chinks.
    There are mexicans, and then there are spics.
    There are black people, and these people in this vid? They`re N!ggers.
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    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    Call me racist, but I`m right.
    Anyone detrimental to society needs a derogatory name.
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    What kind of nignoggery is this?
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    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    I love the looney tunes logic.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    I have to agree, 100% with IshiiDaFishy.

    It`s the rejects from a group that give a group a bad name. These are clearly the rejects from a group.
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    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    And they say these youngsters have no work ethic. xD
  15. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:48 pm
    That must be some awesome bike
  16. Profile photo of El_Chinche
    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:50 pm
    Play this with the Benny Hill theme in the background. It totally syncs up and makes this vid infinitely more hilarious than it should be.
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    hwkiller Male 18-29
    490 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 2:52 pm
    Novel idea: try using it on the lock? Honestly, I`m willing to bet it`d be quicker than that tree. Most bike locks suck.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6666 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 3:02 pm
    The bike is worth small change between them. Crime generally pays way below minimum wage.
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 3:04 pm
    actually it was very very funny
  20. Profile photo of BigM
    BigM Male 18-29
    130 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 3:08 pm
    I`m more upset about them cutting the tree than taking the bike
  21. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 3:16 pm
    "there are crackers...there are chinks....there are spics..."

    no, what you just listed are derogatory terms for each race. if you want the trash of the race they are:

    trailer trash (white)
    I don`t know the asian, I`d say FOB
    wetbacks (hispanics)

    the difference is, my terms are used by the races` themselves to refer to their trash; I know for a fact mexicans refer to the trash mexicans as mojados
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    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    It was nice of them to put it back.
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3149 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    All that work and they don`t even take the bike?

    Note to self: chain bikes to something made of metal.
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 5:26 pm
    haha i like how no body stopped them
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 6:02 pm
    how bout cutting the lock? now you have to get the lock out of the wheels (assuming the person who locked his bike wasn`t an idiot)
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    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 6:06 pm
    How many _______ does it take to steal a bike?
  27. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 7:21 pm
    lol anton
  28. Profile photo of human_exile
    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 8:04 pm
    On one hand, he chopped down a tree that takes carbon out of the air

    On the other, he`s going to ride his new bike everywhere to cut back on emissions into the atmosphere

    Does it balance out?
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    erikthevikin Male 30-39
    757 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 8:06 pm
    Doesn`t know how to cut down tree. Hahaha
  30. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 8:16 pm
    Pathetic, my boyfriend could have broken that tree in half with his hands.
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    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 8:18 pm
    I guess it took so long because they`re used to playing in the trees and not cutting them down?
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 8:43 pm
    That is one crazy neighbour
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    savemejebus Female 30-39
    143 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 9:34 pm
    lol
  34. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 10:48 pm
    This is f*cking ridiculous.
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    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 10:59 pm
    That tree had it coming. I drating hate gingko trees.
  36. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 11:07 pm
    Weird video, fail caption. No thief or stealing in this video, just vandalism or tree murder... What`s that count as?

    Dick move
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    slipwax Male 18-29
    168 posts
    June 10, 2011 at 11:39 pm
    play along with yakety sax for comedy gold :D
  38. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 2:49 am
    All that effort and they leave the bike?
  39. Profile photo of tommy2X4
    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 4:29 am
    "Look what I found? Let`s see if it works? How dis go? I saw the Tin-Man on the Wizard of Oz." Kill, kill all life...
  40. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 6:20 am
    someone please put this to Benny Hill Theme music!!!
  41. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 8:05 am
    lol, the fat guy waddling around in fast forward.

  42. Profile photo of Wollmander
    Wollmander Male 13-17
    10 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 10:25 am
    what did he think would happen when he chopped the tree down, that it would stay in place while he took the bike?
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    rockduck Male 18-29
    49 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 10:48 am
    Lol the waddling made me enjoy this.
  44. Profile photo of crudson
    crudson Male 18-29
    589 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 11:26 am
    I can say n!gger all day. I am a racist! I am a racist! I am a racist!
  45. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    Nigga stole my bike (Google that)
  46. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    Dumb question...what is a cracker?
    Is it anyone who is white, or a racist white, or a poor white?
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    bongsmoka420 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    this is the truth behind racism. right before your eyes. racism is not discrimination. it is justice being dealt. if a black person is a victim of racism, it is only their own race to blame. and come on. do n!ggers really have criminal imbedded into their genetics so deeply that they spent all that time to steal something so worthless.

    We personally avoiding having blacks and latinoes inside my household, but I have a friend who says that everytime there`s been a n!gger in his house they stole random ass poo. a toothbrush, some dish soap, a box of crackers, one row of oreos out of the box, a houseplant (without the potting), etc. you get the idea.
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    philipd412 Male 30-39
    49 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 2:42 pm
    TNB!
  49. Profile photo of SamiSpider
    SamiSpider Female 18-29
    173 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 8:39 pm
    Lol wow.
  50. Profile photo of CurlybackJoe
    CurlybackJoe Male 18-29
    222 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 8:50 pm
    then they didn`t even take the bike?
  51. Profile photo of HeadiesRusH
    HeadiesRusH Male 18-29
    328 posts
    June 11, 2011 at 10:41 pm
    They were really determined to ride that bike 5 feet away and back.
  52. Profile photo of BDT1981
    BDT1981 Male 18-29
    132 posts
    June 12, 2011 at 7:36 am
    Now I can NEVER park my bike against a tree. Thanks alot
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    June 12, 2011 at 3:34 pm
    Ghetto folks are so classy.
  54. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    June 13, 2011 at 12:25 am
    Bored ass drug dealers.
  55. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    June 16, 2011 at 5:01 am
    Yeah, that`s right - just push it in the direction of those cars. Neither the property that I`m attempting to illicitly procure nor that in the immediate vicinity are mine!

    Collateral damage would be dropping my cellphone in the process.

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