Bike Thief Chops A Tree Down To Steal A Bike

Submitted by: hovalady411 5 years ago Misc

He chopped down a ginkgo tree to steal a department store bike chained with a cable lock. No words...
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Male 3,631
Yeah, that`s right - just push it in the direction of those cars. Neither the property that I`m attempting to illicitly procure nor that in the immediate vicinity are mine!

Collateral damage would be dropping my cellphone in the process.
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Male 1,404
Bored ass drug dealers.
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Male 2,737
Ghetto folks are so classy.
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Male 132
Now I can NEVER park my bike against a tree. Thanks alot
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Male 328
They were really determined to ride that bike 5 feet away and back.
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Male 222
then they didn`t even take the bike?
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Female 173
Lol wow.
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Male 49
TNB!
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Male 290
this is the truth behind racism. right before your eyes. racism is not discrimination. it is justice being dealt. if a black person is a victim of racism, it is only their own race to blame. and come on. do n!ggers really have criminal imbedded into their genetics so deeply that they spent all that time to steal something so worthless.

We personally avoiding having blacks and latinoes inside my household, but I have a friend who says that everytime there`s been a n!gger in his house they stole random ass poo. a toothbrush, some dish soap, a box of crackers, one row of oreos out of the box, a houseplant (without the potting), etc. you get the idea.
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Female 857
Dumb question...what is a cracker?
Is it anyone who is white, or a racist white, or a poor white?
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Male 5,413
Nigga stole my bike (Google that)
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Male 589
I can say n!gger all day. I am a racist! I am a racist! I am a racist!
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Male 49
Lol the waddling made me enjoy this.
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Male 10
what did he think would happen when he chopped the tree down, that it would stay in place while he took the bike?
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Male 1,595
lol, the fat guy waddling around in fast forward.

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Male 1,016
someone please put this to Benny Hill Theme music!!!
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Male 3,472
"Look what I found? Let`s see if it works? How dis go? I saw the Tin-Man on the Wizard of Oz." Kill, kill all life...
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Male 4,547
All that effort and they leave the bike?
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Male 168
play along with yakety sax for comedy gold :D
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Male 2,513
Weird video, fail caption. No thief or stealing in this video, just vandalism or tree murder... What`s that count as?

Dick move
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Female 1,008
That tree had it coming. I drating hate gingko trees.
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Female 737
This is f*cking ridiculous.
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Female 143
lol
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Male 15,510
That is one crazy neighbour
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Male 342
I guess it took so long because they`re used to playing in the trees and not cutting them down?
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Female 3,562
Pathetic, my boyfriend could have broken that tree in half with his hands.
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Male 757
Doesn`t know how to cut down tree. Hahaha
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Male 875
On one hand, he chopped down a tree that takes carbon out of the air

On the other, he`s going to ride his new bike everywhere to cut back on emissions into the atmosphere

Does it balance out?
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Male 936
lol anton
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Male 761
How many _______ does it take to steal a bike?
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Male 2,384
how bout cutting the lock? now you have to get the lock out of the wheels (assuming the person who locked his bike wasn`t an idiot)
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Female 1,894
haha i like how no body stopped them
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Male 3,430
All that work and they don`t even take the bike?

Note to self: chain bikes to something made of metal.
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Male 7,378
It was nice of them to put it back.
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Male 2,703
"there are crackers...there are chinks....there are spics..."

no, what you just listed are derogatory terms for each race. if you want the trash of the race they are:

trailer trash (white)
I don`t know the asian, I`d say FOB
wetbacks (hispanics)

the difference is, my terms are used by the races` themselves to refer to their trash; I know for a fact mexicans refer to the trash mexicans as mojados
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Male 130
I`m more upset about them cutting the tree than taking the bike
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Male 2,855
actually it was very very funny
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Male 7,123
The bike is worth small change between them. Crime generally pays way below minimum wage.
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Male 490
Novel idea: try using it on the lock? Honestly, I`m willing to bet it`d be quicker than that tree. Most bike locks suck.
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Male 546
Play this with the Benny Hill theme in the background. It totally syncs up and makes this vid infinitely more hilarious than it should be.
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Male 25,416
That must be some awesome bike
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Male 533
And they say these youngsters have no work ethic. xD
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Male 4,746
I have to agree, 100% with IshiiDaFishy.

It`s the rejects from a group that give a group a bad name. These are clearly the rejects from a group.
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Male 495
I love the looney tunes logic.
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Male 2,033
What kind of nignoggery is this?
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Male 773
Call me racist, but I`m right.
Anyone detrimental to society needs a derogatory name.
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Male 773
There are white people, and then there are crackers.
There are asians, and then there are chinks.
There are mexicans, and then there are spics.
There are black people, and these people in this vid? They`re N!ggers.
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Male 721
didnt look like they actually wanted the bike lol
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Male 85
meth is one hell of a drug.
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Male 1,737
I used to double lock my bike, one just to attach the quick release front tire to the bike. Which also made it impossible to ride if you got past the first lock.
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Male 594
lol
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Male 244
that is sub-human behavior. I am speechless.
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Male 1,440
with that effort, he could have stolen one of those cars..
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Male 4,746
I have a few words for you, but the filters here wouldn`t let me type them.
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Female 1,262
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