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Date: 06/20/11 10:40 AM

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  1. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 10:41 am
    Link: Ah, The Wisdom Of Children - Yes, I know her parents probably wrote it, but it`s still cute.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    June 20, 2011 at 10:50 am
    no it wouldn`t. kids don`t want to learn, but the military wants to defend us.

    this was stupid.
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    MrHoobToYou Male 40-49
    405 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 10:51 am
    Wouldn`t it be nice if we where attacked by another country and all we could do is throw cookies at them?
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    s9b1j420 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 10:51 am
    no it wouldn`t
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    Dimmu_Borgir Male 18-29
    63 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 10:53 am
    Way to go, politicize your children libs.
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    Magicant Female 18-29
    277 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 10:58 am
    This is stupid.
    Also I don`t like it when they use their childen to get attetion for their stupid signs.
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    ATL1EN Male 18-29
    622 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 10:59 am
    wouldnt it be nice if our military wasnt so powerful so we could get invaded by all the nations that hate us!!! WHOOO HOOO!!! get our women raped and our children murderd!!!! YAY
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 11:01 am
    Wouldn`t it be nice if parents stopped using their children as political tools. Ohhh or if we could power everthing with our farts and happy thoughts!!
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    funnehkitteh Male 18-29
    528 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 11:02 am
    this should of been re-written as
    stop going into
    other countries
    and buy robots
    instead
    so my dad can join me at
    bake sales
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 11:04 am
    No, it isn`t cute to use young children as political tools. It isn`t cute even if it`s a good political campaign and this isn`t.

    Sure, ideally a country wouldn`t need a military force. But this isn`t an ideal world.
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    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 11:05 am
    so lame!
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    Grendal Male 18-29
    182 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 11:06 am
    Wouldn`t it be fun if we lived in a world where people didn`t want to kill us.
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    Eak Male 13-17
    53 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 11:08 am
    It would not be nice at all. No matter how much you hate war and the military, being a vulnerable country prone to invasion sucks.
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    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 11:09 am
    Forgetting the fact this was a JOKE. What countries exactly want, or have the means to, `invade `?
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    Eak Male 13-17
    53 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 11:10 am
    Hatface: If the military needed to have bakesales for funding; all of them.
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 11:11 am
    cute kid, stupid quote
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    jimbro Male 40-49
    184 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 11:12 am
    wouldn`t it be nice if we (as americans) stopped trying to make life better for the poor and disenfranchised in other countries, and started making life better for americans?
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    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 11:12 am
    Yeah, ok, it`s cute. But sadly, with the world today, it`s completely unrealistic. *Goes to kitchen to grab a cupcake.*
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    awsimplybasi Female 18-29
    45 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 11:13 am
    iambored would never show something against their "kind"...nothing against libs basically. But of course post something like this and everybody disagrees. ;P

    Our military needs to defend us...they dedicate their life to do so.

    This was STUPID
    goodjob iamb
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    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 11:15 am
    @Dimmu_Borgir

    "Way to go, politicize your children libs."

    Oh please, like the other side doesn`t do the same thing.
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    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 11:16 am
    @Grendal

    "Wouldn`t it be fun if we lived in a world where people didn`t want to kill us."

    The whole dropping bombs on them thing is a big part of why they want to kill you in the first place.

    You need a gun to defend yourself against the person who is angry at you because you shot him with a gun...
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 11:23 am
    I dont think that would really work.
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    brianlance Male 30-39
    140 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 11:24 am
    replace "military" with "prisons" and "bombs" with "TVs/gym equipment/etc" and you have something that makes sense.
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    eovogt Male 18-29
    197 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 11:26 am
    Sorry but, what exactly is your military defending you from :o
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    Dimmu_Borgir Male 18-29
    63 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 11:31 am
    @ Musuko42

    if you got a problem dressing kids up with american gear then i guess i see your point. But no the other side isn`t as crazy with politicizing their kids. Look at the protests in Wisconsin, kids pulled out of class to march and they didn`t even know what it was about.
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    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 11:37 am
    @eovogt,

    Mostly Canada.
  27. Profile photo of hatface
    hatface Male 18-29
    605 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 11:39 am
    Forgetting the fact this was a JOKE. What countries exactly want, or have the means to, `invade `?
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    trippy25 Male 18-29
    340 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 11:54 am
    its impossible to make everyone everywhere happy lol theres always going to be different points of views on things and someone will always want something completely different than others. fu*k war. i do appreciate all that the military does and i have great respect for them and what they do. but i just wish we werent always at war. but then again...that will never happen
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 11:58 am
    They wouldnt have made good cookies anyway
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    me thinks this is a much better idea :)
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1614 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    Who else started reading this to the tune of the Beach Boys?
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    Grendel Male 40-49
    5864 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    Throwing money at schools is not going to do a thing to help with the kids education. The Teachers` Unions will see to that.

    But, I do see a way of making munitions out of all of the Christmas Fruit Cakes, but it`d probably be against the Geneva Convention.
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    Toider Male 18-29
    452 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    Fully Funded School versus Russian Paratroopers

    I rest my case...
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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 12:51 pm
    funding for many schools is not the issue. its the system itself, they keep making it easier and easier for children to pass. there are to many kids passing that dont deserve to. i went back to school 5 years after i graduated and many of the people i go with are morons
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    ScaryMeadow Female 18-29
    189 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    @Brassbull Guilty.
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    NottaSpy Male 40-49
    881 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    Wouldn`t it be nice if parents didn`t exploit their children for political reasons.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    Sorry but, what exactly is your military defending you from :o

    Whiny Europeans and Canadians from themselves. Of course it`s pretty pointless cause you`ll just act anti-American but would never posses the balls or firepower to amount to s**t.
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    randomxnp Male 30-39
    1293 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    What over-simplified stupidity. Blatantly misses the issue. Her parents are just teaching her to have a narrow, shallow view of economic and political issues. Idiots.
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    Rangerahab Male 18-29
    161 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 1:59 pm
    Both are necessary and both should be one of the few things the federal govt should fund.
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    19842011 Male 18-29
    71 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    wouldnt it be nice if nuclear radiation leaks produced gumdrop tsunamis and devastating tornadoes were just big cotton candy kisses
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    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 3:20 pm
    oh, come on. The schools can piss off as long as we have guided bullets, zombie troops by synthetic organisms, metabolic dominance, remote controlled beetles, robot cheetahs that can chase down the fastest men on earth, and ways to map the entire planet by using the standard every day cellphone. how can an education compete with that?
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    November_Rai Male 30-39
    321 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    Wouldn`t it be nice if crap that has been around since the mid 80`s not show up again and be treated like a new, original idea?
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    Mainframe Male 40-49
    43 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    It`s very cute, but if it were believed in 1942, then it would be written in German in 1945.
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    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 5:08 pm
    "Forgetting the fact this was a JOKE. What countries exactly want, or have the means to, `invade `?"

    I wasn`t going to say this, but I couldn`t resist: "I don`t know...putting the 10 Commandments in front of Courthouses, and inserting "Under God" into the Pledge of Allegiance, I`d say that Christians have done a pretty good job."
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    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 5:10 pm
    Funding and school performance are actually not as positively correlated as we might think.
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    Rawrg Male 18-29
    934 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    Proofs!
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    Krowley Male 30-39
    695 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    Bombs work.
    Teachers? Some of them, maybe.
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    shamrock1014 Male 40-49
    313 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 8:37 pm
    Sorry but, what exactly is your military defending you from :o

    Nobody anymore, thanks to our military. Take them away, it wouldn`t be long before someone would develop the means.
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    Qwertyuiop95 Male 18-29
    215 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 9:35 pm
    @Krowley
    What about duds? Bombs occasionally work, sure, but without teachers the future has nobody intelligent enough to design new types of bomb.
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    Kratos-Zan Male 18-29
    134 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 9:51 pm
    Wouldn`t it be nice if people didn`t have to give our lives to keep the other 350 million people comfy on their fat asses?
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    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    June 20, 2011 at 10:33 pm
    If places like charter schools can function well on little money, public schools could too -.-
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    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 2:23 am
    I`ve seen that quote before. It is a bit controversial.

    She`s wearing Bieber though. :-( Tsk tsk.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 3:19 am
    "being a vulnerable country prone to invasion sucks"
    Oh please the U.S. and Britain for that matter wouldn`t let anyone invade Canada.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 3:21 am
    @eovogt google 9/11
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    daroofa Male 40-49
    132 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 5:09 am
    That kids grandparents carried the same sign back in the 60`s and 70`s. Nothing new to see here.
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    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 5:35 am
    It`s not cute. It is ignorant.
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    FuriousC Male 30-39
    38 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 6:11 am
    wouldnt it be nice if we could stack hippie douchbags up like sandbags then they could participate in the defense of the country
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    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 7:46 am
    It would be cute, except it`s pretty obvious the parent made this and stuck it their child`s hands. I agree the schools should be fully funded, but not at the cost of military.
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    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 8:13 am
    I`m not hawk but I`m pretty sure that if our military needed to have bake sales to buy bombs we`d be pretty well fudgeked.

    It would be nice though if instead of Bloomberg spending $250,000-$500,000 on new sirens for NYC police cars he would have saved that money to save teacher`s jobs. Not a ton of money in the big picture but not prudent spending when the school system is facing serious cutbacks.
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    Barrye Male 18-29
    127 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 8:59 am
    If they fund the military and not the schools, there will be more jarheads to join the military. Profit.
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    mr_c_bowler Male 18-29
    301 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 10:40 am
    If they didn`t fund the military, your schools wouldn`t have anywhere near the funding they already have.
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    mr_c_bowler Male 18-29
    301 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 10:48 am
    "Sorry but, what exactly is your military defending you from :o"


    "Whiny Europeans and Canadians from themselves. Of course it`s pretty pointless cause you`ll just act anti-American but would never posses the balls or firepower to amount to s**t."

    Ah what? Right now the US military isn`t protecting any domestic interests except for a wee little bit in the arctic. And even then, that job is undertaken by the Canadian military mainly. The US military is going through campaigns right now which don`t have much to do with domestic interests. They are, however, a good deterrent
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    RuralNinja Male 18-29
    519 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 6:41 pm
    Wow, apparently stupid starts younger and younger these days. Instead of that, how about the tax payers stop voting no on every ballot to increase funding for schools. How about the states and the federal government stop spending their budgets on crap and actually spend it on what matters.
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    Clunkst Male 18-29
    113 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 12:45 am
    stupid american
  65. Profile photo of Kalon
    Kalon Male 13-17
    368 posts
    June 28, 2011 at 7:45 pm
    Ya thats what weve been saying from the start. What do you want, a cookie?

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