A Smart Blond Joke For A Change? [Pic]

Submitted by: Tanfeller 6 years ago in Funny

Yeah, it"s true.
There are 66 comments:
Male 31
lold
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Male 6,694
Nice.
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Male 159
Yeah I heard this way back when it was not a blonde. Recently someone changed it to a blonde and now it`s all over stumble.
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Male 229
Holy poo, that is awesome!
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Male 113
eh punchline just kinda erked me
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Male 12
That is an awesome idea!
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Male 2,855
so the background of the joke is the blonde married a billionaire? because i dont see how else this is posible
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Female 877
i heard this joke before. but i wasn`t a blonde woman joke. it was about a millionaire guy
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Male 3,076
TL;DR
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Male 176
her house?

im pretty sure if she has a rolls she has a garage
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Male 5,413
...I don`t get.
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Male 714
this joke is so old, it made me a little depressed to read it on here. (sad face)
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Male 216
cool story bro.
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Male 1,313
WTF does this have to do with driving like an idiot. Get your heads out of your asses.
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Female 169
Damn people in New Jersey drive like jackasses. I don`t get it: if you`re speeding in the fast lane, you`re still speeding and you`ll still get pulled over if a cop catches you. so what`s the big poo?
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Male 521
ZING!

I is not that smart.

I is no millionaire either now that I think of it.
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Female 57
@lilbroder this is New York City. Theres subways and buses around, and then taxis are a whistle away. Plenty of people who live in NYC don`t even own cars and they get around fine.

Except when they rent a big SUV and drive to Long Island where they proceed to drive like idiots. Just because you have enough people in your car to go into the HOV lane does NOT mean you can enter in there going 50-60mph when the HOV lane is designed to be a fast lane around traffic which is full of the same idiots like you.

There`s a reason why we get the most accidents on the LIE in the summer.....stupid tourists.
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Male 4,014
Der, the bank would have charged storage fees. Reality makes this a stupid joke.
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Male 1,629
haha, thats pretty good
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Male 86
Clever clever clever. However, I doubt the bank was right next to the airport. That would render the need to park the car there useless. I still got a good laugh out of it.
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Female 82
@dave32891 Read the end of the sentence.
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Male 67
@dave32891 maybe that`s how she got to be a millionaire
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Male 734
Haha.
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Male 2,868
@PringleMan- It`s a funny joke either way, but funnier with the blonde since you`re expecting a typical dumb blonde joke punchline. Well, I wasn`t because the damn title gave it away >-(
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Female 1,356
I`ve heard this joke before... It was originally a guy wanting a loan with rolls royce.
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Male 541
if she`s a millionaire why would she worry about how expensive parking is?
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Male 2,436
Saw that coming.
I talked to a service manager from a NYC Chevrolet dealer. He said they have to charge $100 for an oil change; otherwise customers would bring their car in every day because it was cheaper than parking.
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Male 733
so the joke is that she`s a blonde and clever right?
:P
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Male 976
sounds like a Buzz Killington joke
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Male 120
clearly half the people who posted here have never been to NYC.
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Male 32
so youre telling me, that a "clever" multimillionaire blonde, who owns a $250,000 rolls, doesnt have a secure garage where she, assumingly, would park it every night? still a stupid blonde joke to me.
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Male 514
Oxymoron = smart blond
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Male 985
Very nice haha
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Male 2,506
Because you don`t have a home to keep it in right?
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Male 118
lol @ blonde millionaire
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Male 15,510
Only works if you are a multimillionaire who needs to park your Roll Royce somewhere in NY for two weeks
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Male 525
This is clever.
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Female 498
Their intelligence..
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Male 1,083
like.
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Female 584
Yes! Blonds are more than just their looks!
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Male 10,440
Haha! Very nice.
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Male 875
i like the ones making fun of there intelligence more

but i can only assume this was written by brunette
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Male 3,894
I`ve read this several times since I got stumble.
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Male 2,688
@godthaab

Some banks have a standard minimum to loans, so in this case, $5000 might have been the bank`s minimum amount...
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Female 1,435
read it years ago. s`quite clever.
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Male 220
Shoe could have borrowed $100.00 and paid less interest.
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Male 220
What is going on? I want to drag the picture to my desktop, but something is stopping me. I don`t belong to those BS social networking groups, and I don`t have clue what at Meebo is. Just let me drag the f*ing picture!
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Male 177
Old joke that just added "blonde" to it.
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Male 447
Johanvb where did you get the idea that in this joke she had a garage in New York?
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Male 25,417
zing
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Male 37
tl;dr
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Female 4,359
now thats funny.
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Male 10,338
"She could have parked it there for free"

No parking in NYC is free.
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Male 530
The joke is that this woman owns her own building in NY with a garage.
She could have parked it there for free but instead came up with an elaborate scam that costs her money.

Funny joke that.
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Male 10,338
This isn`t a blond joke. It`s a screw over the system joke.

A redhead is standing outside the school bathroom, waiting for her friends. After a few moments, a brunette comes out with a pencil behind her ear. Shortly after her, a blonde comes out. They notice she has a tampon behind her ear. "Why the hell do you have a tampon behind your ear?!" The redhead and Brunette say. The blonde replies, "Ohmigosh! So THAT`S where I put my pencil!"
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Male 519
The original joke wasn`t a blonde joke.
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Male 11,739
I`ve seen this before, it`s old but still funny.
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Male 1,256
Yeah, that was well done! Bravo, anonymous joke writer.
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Male 1,231
Ha ha Love it!
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Female 87
haha, that`s actually a good one :P
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Female 68
That was good.
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Male 248
I read this exact joke in a joke book in the library five years ago. Except the numbers were different and it was with a "wealthy businessman" instead of a blonde.

Nice try blondes, but you`re still dumb as drat.
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Male 622
this doesnt fit blondes... good joke... just not for blondes
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Male 148
That was funny.
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Male 239
Man, I tell blonde jokes a lot, but I`m going to refrain from doing so now, just to set my friends up for this one
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Male 216
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