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Date: 06/02/11 10:57 AM

66 Responses to A Smart Blond Joke For A Change? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Tanfeller
    Tanfeller Male 18-29
    216 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 10:59 am
    Link: A Smart Blond Joke For A Change? - Yeah, it`s true.
  2. Profile photo of Jammey
    Jammey Male 18-29
    239 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 11:04 am
    Man, I tell blonde jokes a lot, but I`m going to refrain from doing so now, just to set my friends up for this one
  3. Profile photo of Phantomz
    Phantomz Male 13-17
    148 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 11:05 am
    That was funny.
  4. Profile photo of ATL1EN
    ATL1EN Male 18-29
    622 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 11:06 am
    this doesnt fit blondes... good joke... just not for blondes
  5. Profile photo of Sathon
    Sathon Male 18-29
    248 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 11:13 am
    I read this exact joke in a joke book in the library five years ago. Except the numbers were different and it was with a "wealthy businessman" instead of a blonde.

    Nice try blondes, but you`re still dumb as drat.
  6. Profile photo of YuliasAcups
    YuliasAcups Female 18-29
    69 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 11:14 am
    That was good.
  7. Profile photo of last_metroid
    last_metroid Female 18-29
    87 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 11:14 am
    haha, that`s actually a good one :P
  8. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 11:22 am
    Ha ha Love it!
  9. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 11:27 am
    Yeah, that was well done! Bravo, anonymous joke writer.
  10. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 11:29 am
    I`ve seen this before, it`s old but still funny.
  11. Profile photo of RuralNinja
    RuralNinja Male 18-29
    519 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 11:30 am
    The original joke wasn`t a blonde joke.
  12. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 11:31 am
    This isn`t a blond joke. It`s a screw over the system joke.

    A redhead is standing outside the school bathroom, waiting for her friends. After a few moments, a brunette comes out with a pencil behind her ear. Shortly after her, a blonde comes out. They notice she has a tampon behind her ear. "Why the hell do you have a tampon behind your ear?!" The redhead and Brunette say. The blonde replies, "Ohmigosh! So THAT`S where I put my pencil!"
  13. Profile photo of Johanvb
    Johanvb Male 40-49
    512 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 11:45 am
    The joke is that this woman owns her own building in NY with a garage.
    She could have parked it there for free but instead came up with an elaborate scam that costs her money.

    Funny joke that.
  14. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 11:49 am
    "She could have parked it there for free"

    No parking in NYC is free.
  15. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 11:57 am
    now thats funny.
  16. Profile photo of Kureigu
    Kureigu Male 18-29
    37 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    tl;dr
  17. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    zing
  18. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    Johanvb where did you get the idea that in this joke she had a garage in New York?
  19. Profile photo of vVvBrock
    vVvBrock Male 18-29
    177 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 12:31 pm
    Old joke that just added "blonde" to it.
  20. Profile photo of godthaab
    godthaab Male 18-29
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    June 2, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    What is going on? I want to drag the picture to my desktop, but something is stopping me. I don`t belong to those BS social networking groups, and I don`t have clue what at Meebo is. Just let me drag the f*ing picture!
  21. Profile photo of godthaab
    godthaab Male 18-29
    220 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    Shoe could have borrowed $100.00 and paid less interest.
  22. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
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    June 2, 2011 at 12:47 pm
    read it years ago. s`quite clever.
  23. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    June 2, 2011 at 1:03 pm
    @godthaab

    Some banks have a standard minimum to loans, so in this case, $5000 might have been the bank`s minimum amount...
  24. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    I`ve read this several times since I got stumble.
  25. Profile photo of human_exile
    human_exile Male 13-17
    875 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 1:18 pm
    i like the ones making fun of there intelligence more

    but i can only assume this was written by brunette
  26. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    Haha! Very nice.
  27. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    Yes! Blonds are more than just their looks!
  28. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 1:30 pm
    like.
  29. Profile photo of 3justme3
    3justme3 Female 18-29
    498 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 1:36 pm
    Their intelligence..
  30. Profile photo of M_Archer
    M_Archer Male 18-29
    525 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 1:56 pm
    This is clever.
  31. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    June 2, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    Only works if you are a multimillionaire who needs to park your Roll Royce somewhere in NY for two weeks
  32. Profile photo of spandi
    spandi Male 18-29
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    June 2, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    lol @ blonde millionaire
  33. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
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    June 2, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    Because you don`t have a home to keep it in right?
  34. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
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    June 2, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    Very nice haha
  35. Profile photo of tsiemens
    tsiemens Male 30-39
    515 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    Oxymoron = smart blond
  36. Profile photo of sl4d3
    sl4d3 Male 18-29
    32 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 2:43 pm
    so youre telling me, that a "clever" multimillionaire blonde, who owns a $250,000 rolls, doesnt have a secure garage where she, assumingly, would park it every night? still a stupid blonde joke to me.
  37. Profile photo of TheSnowSheep
    TheSnowSheep Male 18-29
    120 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 2:45 pm
    clearly half the people who posted here have never been to NYC.
  38. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 2:48 pm
    sounds like a Buzz Killington joke
  39. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 3:02 pm
    so the joke is that she`s a blonde and clever right?
    :P
  40. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 3:19 pm
    Saw that coming.
    I talked to a service manager from a NYC Chevrolet dealer. He said they have to charge $100 for an oil change; otherwise customers would bring their car in every day because it was cheaper than parking.
  41. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 3:20 pm
    if she`s a millionaire why would she worry about how expensive parking is?
  42. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 3:26 pm
    I`ve heard this joke before... It was originally a guy wanting a loan with rolls royce.
  43. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 3:54 pm
    @PringleMan- It`s a funny joke either way, but funnier with the blonde since you`re expecting a typical dumb blonde joke punchline. Well, I wasn`t because the damn title gave it away >-(
  44. Profile photo of AngryYouth
    AngryYouth Male 18-29
    734 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    Haha.
  45. Profile photo of DrRCCola
    DrRCCola Male 18-29
    67 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    @dave32891 maybe that`s how she got to be a millionaire
  46. Profile photo of asphyxiated-
    asphyxiated- Female 13-17
    82 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    @dave32891 Read the end of the sentence.
  47. Profile photo of lilbroder
    lilbroder Male 18-29
    86 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 4:21 pm
    Clever clever clever. However, I doubt the bank was right next to the airport. That would render the need to park the car there useless. I still got a good laugh out of it.
  48. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 5:35 pm
    haha, thats pretty good
  49. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 5:58 pm
    Der, the bank would have charged storage fees. Reality makes this a stupid joke.
  50. Profile photo of untiedshoes6
    untiedshoes6 Female 18-29
    57 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    @lilbroder this is New York City. Theres subways and buses around, and then taxis are a whistle away. Plenty of people who live in NYC don`t even own cars and they get around fine.

    Except when they rent a big SUV and drive to Long Island where they proceed to drive like idiots. Just because you have enough people in your car to go into the HOV lane does NOT mean you can enter in there going 50-60mph when the HOV lane is designed to be a fast lane around traffic which is full of the same idiots like you.

    There`s a reason why we get the most accidents on the LIE in the summer.....stupid tourists.
  51. Profile photo of LionHeart-72
    LionHeart-72 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 6:19 pm
    ZING!

    I is not that smart.

    I is no millionaire either now that I think of it.
  52. Profile photo of WalkinAftr12
    WalkinAftr12 Female 18-29
    169 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 7:05 pm
    Damn people in New Jersey drive like jackasses. I don`t get it: if you`re speeding in the fast lane, you`re still speeding and you`ll still get pulled over if a cop catches you. so what`s the big poo?
  53. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 8:49 pm
    WTF does this have to do with driving like an idiot. Get your heads out of your asses.
  54. Profile photo of bklynusa
    bklynusa Male 30-39
    216 posts
    June 2, 2011 at 11:03 pm
    cool story bro.
  55. Profile photo of som-tam
    som-tam Male 18-29
    714 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 1:43 am
    this joke is so old, it made me a little depressed to read it on here. (sad face)
  56. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 2:04 am
    ...I don`t get.
  57. Profile photo of koolmole
    koolmole Male 18-29
    176 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 5:12 am
    her house?

    im pretty sure if she has a rolls she has a garage
  58. Profile photo of SvampeBob
    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 5:13 am
    TL;DR
  59. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 6:10 am
    i heard this joke before. but i wasn`t a blonde woman joke. it was about a millionaire guy
  60. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 8:40 am
    so the background of the joke is the blonde married a billionaire? because i dont see how else this is posible
  61. Profile photo of teddybear42
    teddybear42 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    June 3, 2011 at 1:06 pm
    That is an awesome idea!
  62. Profile photo of Clunkst
    Clunkst Male 18-29
    113 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 1:49 pm
    eh punchline just kinda erked me
  63. Profile photo of Abandonnez
    Abandonnez Male 18-29
    229 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    Holy poo, that is awesome!
  64. Profile photo of kula35
    kula35 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    June 6, 2011 at 8:20 pm
    Yeah I heard this way back when it was not a blonde. Recently someone changed it to a blonde and now it`s all over stumble.
  65. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 7, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    Nice.
  66. Profile photo of cnsocialist
    cnsocialist Male 18-29
    31 posts
    June 9, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    lold

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