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Date: 06/22/11 11:21 AM

44 Responses to A Post-It Note For The Head Centipede [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of loopylaura
    loopylaura Female 18-29
    287 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 11:22 am
    Link: A Post-It Note For The Head Centipede - Let this be a warning!
  2. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 11:27 am
    Somebody is extremely mad
  3. Profile photo of nettech98
    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 11:29 am
    Too bad it`s not a centipede. too bad centipedes can`t read.
  4. Profile photo of ElijaBlack
    ElijaBlack Male 18-29
    275 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 11:37 am
    I hate those things
  5. Profile photo of ElijaBlack
    ElijaBlack Male 18-29
    275 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 11:41 am
    yes it is a centipede
  6. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 11:42 am
    Yuck. I hope that works and they dont just amass a larger centipede army.
  7. Profile photo of spanerbulb
    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 11:45 am
    Weird looking centipede, looks a lot different to the ones we get here in the UK.
  8. Profile photo of SuperN00B
    SuperN00B Male 30-39
    270 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 11:49 am
    I can`t stand those things, they creep the hell out me.
  9. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 11:50 am
    Ateention, IAB:

    Today`s special Captain Obvious award goes to nettech98. Congratulations.
  10. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 11:51 am
    yeah that don`t look like a centipede to me. in fact i have no idea what that is.
  11. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 11:55 am
    lol. I should try this with my roosteraroaches.
  12. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 11:55 am
    @ nettech98

    The Scutigeridae, is indeed a centipede. Not sure what the hell you have been smoking.
  13. Profile photo of pianok
    pianok Male 50-59
    320 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 11:59 am
    Looks more like a silver fish than it does a centipede. JMIO
  14. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    Centipedes scare the living poo out of me. They can all go to hell for all I care.
  15. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    But centipedes eat other insects! Sure, bedbugs, roaches and termites might not look nearly as creepy, but at least centipedes are comparatively harmless and they don`t want your food or your blood. And they`ll probably leave by the end of the summer anyway.
  16. Profile photo of Serpentchick
    Serpentchick Female 18-29
    379 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    I happen to be a fan of "most" bugs, but even I have to say that`d be pretty creepy running around my home >.< good thing I live in CA. We have little centipedes. and they all live OUTSIDE.
  17. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    wonder if they can read :)
  18. Profile photo of Birdfather
    Birdfather Male 18-29
    346 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    To everyone who says it`s not a centipede, look up "house centipede" on google. They look different than the centipedes you`re thinking of.
  19. Profile photo of jonnycake63
    jonnycake63 Male 18-29
    146 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    You should see the Head Centipede`s response.
  20. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 12:47 pm
    passive aggressive i like it
  21. Profile photo of Finker
    Finker Male 40-49
    505 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    nettech98, how do you know they can`t read - have you taken the time to ask one?
  22. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 1:52 pm
    I see one of these things every now and then.

    The only solution is to seize saidin and promptly crush it in a beam of balefire, thus undoing any harm it may have caused.
  23. Profile photo of SystemFail
    SystemFail Male 13-17
    108 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    When I read the title I thought it was talking about the guy who is at the front of a human centipede!
  24. Profile photo of softpuppy
    softpuppy Female 18-29
    323 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 2:35 pm
    arg, I hate those!
  25. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 3:00 pm
    I lived in a house that had a storage under the house and you could only get to from the yard.

    Lift the door and you`d see at least a dozen of those things just on the door alone.
  26. Profile photo of skaterboy17
    skaterboy17 Male 18-29
    296 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 3:01 pm
    @SumRandom, killing the leader and saying "Get the drat out of my house," isn`t that passive-aggressive. Pretty much all aggressive actually.
  27. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 3:18 pm
    Awww! I like centipedes@! House Centipedes are COOL! They have huge long legs and get really BIG!
  28. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    i HATE those things. yajlfflgj
  29. Profile photo of c0sm0aut
    c0sm0aut Female 18-29
    68 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 4:04 pm
    Human centipede Leader, Please stop eating Chilly.
    love end
    centipede.
  30. Profile photo of Deviros
    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 4:11 pm
    House centipedes eat other bugs, and are relatively harmless, but if you have a humongous infestation of the critters you might have a problem - they think roaches are tasty. Very tasty. And they go where they can find roaches.

    Aside form that fact - they are pretty cool =)
  31. Profile photo of FreedomFrie
    FreedomFrie Male 30-39
    243 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 6:04 pm
    not a centipede
  32. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 6:11 pm
    And it was only a matter of time before someone brought Human Centipede into this...
  33. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 6:11 pm
    I would expect a retaliatory strike force of house centipedes now.
  34. Profile photo of FreeHat4Sale
    FreeHat4Sale Male 18-29
    9 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    How do you know that the centipedes can read this? How do you know you just didn`t kill their reader?
  35. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    we attack at dawn!
  36. Profile photo of Kasu-Chan
    Kasu-Chan Female 18-29
    283 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 7:39 pm
    FreedomFrie:
    Yes it is.

    A place we signed a lease for was infested with these little guys. We ended up breaking the lease before moving in because every single time I showed up, I found about five of them dead on the bathroom floor, and the landlord refused to acknowledge that there was a problem.
  37. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 9:06 pm
    Some people keep centipedes around to kill any other bugs.

    I just use wild lizards and my 2 cats. Although they don`t like each other per se, it`s been going pretty well.
  38. Profile photo of lockedup
    lockedup Female 18-29
    299 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 10:13 pm
    Is it bad that my mind went straight to the Human Centipede?
  39. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 12:12 am
    This calls for BLOOD! WE MARCH

  40. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 10:17 am
    "Is it bad that my mind went straight to the Human Centipede?"

    not at all, i totally thought this was going to be some kind of reference.
  41. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 10:51 am
    I get these all the time. I kind of think they`re pretty in a Chinese dragon sort of way. I usually catch them in a plastic yard glass I got at a RenFaire and release them outside after feeding them breadcrumbs and observing their behavior for a few minutes. They are actually very clean and groom themselves regularly. As previously stated they are of no harm to humans, actually ridding your house of the more parasitic species of insects.
  42. Profile photo of lololeela
    lololeela Female 30-39
    327 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    I see them in my sink from time to time trying to get out. Knowing that they voraciously hunt spiders, roosterroaches, and other truly disgusting bugs, I typically create a ramp out of paper towels so that the little sucker can climb out.
  43. Profile photo of lololeela
    lololeela Female 30-39
    327 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 1:35 pm
    "cockroaches"
  44. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 6:14 pm
    I have these in my place in Troy, New York. They`re creepy as hell, but I have a worse problem with white spiders dropping from the ceiling whenever you walk under them and they bite. I`m hoping the centipedes take care of that.

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