A Post-It Note For The Head Centipede [Pic]

Submitted by: loopylaura 5 years ago Funny

Let this be a warning!
There are 44 comments:
Male 2,737
I have these in my place in Troy, New York. They`re creepy as hell, but I have a worse problem with white spiders dropping from the ceiling whenever you walk under them and they bite. I`m hoping the centipedes take care of that.
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Female 327
"cockroaches"
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Female 327
I see them in my sink from time to time trying to get out. Knowing that they voraciously hunt spiders, roosterroaches, and other truly disgusting bugs, I typically create a ramp out of paper towels so that the little sucker can climb out.
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Male 532
I get these all the time. I kind of think they`re pretty in a Chinese dragon sort of way. I usually catch them in a plastic yard glass I got at a RenFaire and release them outside after feeding them breadcrumbs and observing their behavior for a few minutes. They are actually very clean and groom themselves regularly. As previously stated they are of no harm to humans, actually ridding your house of the more parasitic species of insects.
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Male 2,700
"Is it bad that my mind went straight to the Human Centipede?"

not at all, i totally thought this was going to be some kind of reference.
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Male 4,902
This calls for BLOOD! WE MARCH

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Female 299
Is it bad that my mind went straight to the Human Centipede?
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Male 1,595
Some people keep centipedes around to kill any other bugs.

I just use wild lizards and my 2 cats. Although they don`t like each other per se, it`s been going pretty well.
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Female 283
FreedomFrie:
Yes it is.

A place we signed a lease for was infested with these little guys. We ended up breaking the lease before moving in because every single time I showed up, I found about five of them dead on the bathroom floor, and the landlord refused to acknowledge that there was a problem.
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Male 2,790
we attack at dawn!
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Male 9
How do you know that the centipedes can read this? How do you know you just didn`t kill their reader?
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Male 2,424
I would expect a retaliatory strike force of house centipedes now.
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Male 2,688
And it was only a matter of time before someone brought Human Centipede into this...
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Male 243
not a centipede
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Male 535
House centipedes eat other bugs, and are relatively harmless, but if you have a humongous infestation of the critters you might have a problem - they think roaches are tasty. Very tasty. And they go where they can find roaches.

Aside form that fact - they are pretty cool =)
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Female 68
Human centipede Leader, Please stop eating Chilly.
love end
centipede.
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Female 407
i HATE those things. yajlfflgj
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Male 36,462
Awww! I like centipedes@! House Centipedes are COOL! They have huge long legs and get really BIG!
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Male 296
@SumRandom, killing the leader and saying "Get the drat out of my house," isn`t that passive-aggressive. Pretty much all aggressive actually.
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Female 854
I lived in a house that had a storage under the house and you could only get to from the yard.

Lift the door and you`d see at least a dozen of those things just on the door alone.
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Female 323
arg, I hate those!
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Male 108
When I read the title I thought it was talking about the guy who is at the front of a human centipede!
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Male 10,440
I see one of these things every now and then.

The only solution is to seize saidin and promptly crush it in a beam of balefire, thus undoing any harm it may have caused.
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Male 505
nettech98, how do you know they can`t read - have you taken the time to ask one?
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Male 794
passive aggressive i like it
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Male 146
You should see the Head Centipede`s response.
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Male 346
To everyone who says it`s not a centipede, look up "house centipede" on google. They look different than the centipedes you`re thinking of.
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Male 25,416
wonder if they can read :)
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Female 379
I happen to be a fan of "most" bugs, but even I have to say that`d be pretty creepy running around my home >.< good thing I live in CA. We have little centipedes. and they all live OUTSIDE.
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Male 588
But centipedes eat other insects! Sure, bedbugs, roaches and termites might not look nearly as creepy, but at least centipedes are comparatively harmless and they don`t want your food or your blood. And they`ll probably leave by the end of the summer anyway.
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Female 1,148
Centipedes scare the living poo out of me. They can all go to hell for all I care.
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Male 320
Looks more like a silver fish than it does a centipede. JMIO
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Male 2,033
@ nettech98

The Scutigeridae, is indeed a centipede. Not sure what the hell you have been smoking.
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Female 4,349
lol. I should try this with my roosteraroaches.
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Female 1,435
yeah that don`t look like a centipede to me. in fact i have no idea what that is.
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Male 1,311
Ateention, IAB:

Today`s special Captain Obvious award goes to nettech98. Congratulations.
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Male 270
I can`t stand those things, they creep the hell out me.
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Male 1,243
Weird looking centipede, looks a lot different to the ones we get here in the UK.
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Male 6,694
Yuck. I hope that works and they dont just amass a larger centipede army.
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Male 275
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Male 275
I hate those things
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Male 1,053
Too bad it`s not a centipede. too bad centipedes can`t read.
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Male 1,440
Somebody is extremely mad
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Female 287
Link: A Post-It Note For The Head Centipede [Pic] [Rate Link] - Let this be a warning!
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