A Page Taken From A Sunday School Workbook [Pic]

Submitted by: HumpFree 6 years ago in Misc

I-A-B, draw a circle around the one that God loves most.
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Male 503
sickening
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Male 2,862
"Is that baby a cracker? Are we all crackers in God`s eyes?"

Some of us are more crackers than others ...
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Male 75
now i want to kill myself. lost all faith in humanity
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Male 532
@Dfaulted "And god said onto us saying, "I love all my creations... as long as they are dipped in a bowl of water at birth"
Yep water is like bean dip to him and it makes you more delicious when he eats your soul.
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Male 4,902
@Pindragon
I`m with you
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Male 64
Its not easy being green
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Male 512
Don`t laugh, this is "science" class in red states.
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Male 425
It`s a trap.
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Male 1,918
And god said onto us saying, "I love all my creations... as long as they are dipped in a bowl of water at birth"
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Male 146
Technically shouldn`t the picture be around the whole page since God loves all of his creations?
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Male 3,631
Keegan gets it.
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Female 2,525
Please tell me this is not real. Please?
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Male 231
also @AT1LAN "a idiot" ha good one.
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Male 231
But didn`t God encourage the killing of children?
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Male 230
Animals of course! They feel no misery
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Male 600
Ugh.... F*** it...
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Male 171
@ATL1EN But God isn`t real...
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Male 600
Noooooot the direction I was hoping this post would continue to go, Steelgrid...
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Male 2,700
@Atl1en

Leave it to some clueless dumbfuq to use a nationallity as if it were to make a difference. Oh and way to go believeing in a god that has made diseases, refuses to kill your devil, has created cancer, will kill your first born, requires sacrifices and rapes virigins. Oh but I guess he is just testing your faith. Good luck with your pipolar and no confidence god.

Now Satan, he just sits back, lets god commit all thesse sins and reaps the benefits.

oh but..GO GOD!!

Remember Atl1en, only sheep need a shepard, sheep.
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Male 600
@ATL1EN: Way to not be discriminatory in any possible way...

Honestly mate, he made that claim because he is athiest, not because he is European. What he chooses to believe in is his business and whether you agree or not is yours.

Keep the BS to yourself mate, I am tired of the Anti-American vs. Anti-European sh** we have on this site.

@Angelmassb and Dimmu Borgir: And you two keep the racist sh** to 4chan. I reemmber when this site`s members didn`t thuroughly discust me.

Lets have a little more of the not hating on people for attributes or I may have to do something drastic, like spam everyone who has fingers... F****** pinkies....
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Male 622
@ryannn24 leave it to a european to say god isnt real. what a idiot
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Male 176
Where`s the beetle? They constitute about 25% of all known life-forms.
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Male 7
where`s the gay baptized baby option?
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Male 83
Trick question! God is not real!

But if he was, it would be plants.
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Male 63
black people are of Satan Angelmassb
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Male 4,902
Probably a Catholic thing
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Male 311
lol @ clunkst
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Male 113
everyone else is to the left of plants
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Male 522
Trick question! god hates everyone equally!
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Male 15,510
Black people not even considered at all
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Male 15,510
Ha ha ha ha oh religion nuts
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Male 228
DracObi, How? They had no understanding of good or evil. Sure God told them not to and they knew they were disobeying God, but they did not know that such disobedience was bad.
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Male 139
It must be from the 50`s when discrimination was cool. I bet Westboro Baptist still uses that book. The next page probably asks who God hates more.
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Male 139
It must be from the 50`s when discrimination was cool. I bet Westboro Baptist still uses that book. The next page probably asks who God hates more.
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Male 11,739
Damn, SarahColleen beat me to it. If it`s marijuana, that`s the winner.
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Male 29
Is that baby a cracker? Are we all crackers in God`s eyes?
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Male 289
Suicism, True, Adam and eve had not yet eaten the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, but even so they understood the principal of not doing what god told them not to do.
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Female 1,071
trick question... is it a marajuana plant?
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Male 92
Trick question. No picture of god, and from what I`ve seen, all gods love themselves most of all.
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Male 3,631
DracObi -

If babies aren`t old enough to know right from wrong, and that absolves them of the ability to commit sin, then what would you say of Adam and Eve before the fruit of "knowledge?"

Food for thought (especially since we`re on the topic of Original Sin).
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Male 987
Baptism makes babies invisible.
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Male 2,591
Honestly, right now, god loves the plants more. God has facepalmed and rubbed his forehead at humanity so many times that even He has gone bald.
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Male 4,014
I don`t see the problem. If you`re not baptized, you shall be purified by the fires of hell for eternity. This is like saying 2 + 2 = 4. Pure truth.
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Male 959
No Dracobi, its nothing to do with sex. Catholics (and maybe some other Christians) believe that everyone is born with original sin, a hangover from Adam and Eve disobeying God in Eden. Only by being baptised can this sin be removed.

It is of course, completely and utterly retarded
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Male 289
Well, for those NOT catholic, the simple fact is Babies dont need to be baptized because you arent old enough to perform sin because they are not old enough to know the difference from right and wrong, and for the Catholics out there that say its to wash away the sin of creating the baby, if God made having children a sin, Humanity would have come to a screeching halt many years ago. And then who would he have to Rule over with his Iron fist?
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Male 2,419
@whatevs
I`m certain I don`t know... :P
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Female 412
All the same.
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Female 1,435
kinda giving it away by putting them on steps like that.
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Female 126
@livetoday
isn`t the term `confirmed agnostic` kind of an oxymoron? or was that on purpose... if it was just ignore my idiot question... but if it wasnt i dont want to offend you by suggesting that it was... maybe i just shouldn`t post this comment... eh whatever
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Male 2,419
Baptizing babies turns them into oysters?
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Female 734

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Male 18
As a Confirmed Agnostic I find this just silly..
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Male 273
What if the baptized baby is gay ?
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Male 559
Trick question; the label reads "baptized baby", but is actually an oyster. Therefore, I`ll have to go with the dog.
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Male 559
@Fembot: You win my esteem for the day. Thank you.
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Male 1,793
god spelled backwards is dog, so I guess Dog!
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Male 559
Trick question; the label reads "baptized baby", but is actually an oyster. Therefore, I`ll have to go with the dog.
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Male 759
Why are they asking us? Surely this `god` can answer for itself
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Male 40,734
CATS! He obviously loves cats the most, duh!
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Female 708
What is that a picture of for the baptized baby? That doesn`t look anything like the baptized babies I see every day...
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Male 812
Weed!
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Male 2,790
whaa? no Cyborgs?

i`ll go with animals then.
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Female 856
Plants!... he/she makes enough of them.
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Male 490
Stupid
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Male 675
It amazes me that someone was conceited enough to actually print this...
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Male 144
@buck176,
generic america saved europe from hitler comment.
lets not forget who "saved" the great land of the free from the native Americans, you jackass. And my God would kick your gods ass any day, he has a mother flippin hammer!! (and a posse)
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Male 51
I`m going with the plant. It`s the least annoying of the lot.
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Male 46
@Oystah, I actually love your comment. xD
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Male 1,312
Strange, this page isn`t graded yet. Well they were 100% correct! There is no god muahahahahah!!!
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Male 2,703
Bliznik, do you not know how they baptize? thats why they call it born again
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Male 25,416
Stupid
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Female 143
DING another point for Atheism.
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Male 378
@funnehkitteh,
He`s the guy that made sure America showed up in the `40`s to save you from getting your butts stomped on by Hitler.
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Male 1,736
...did the baptized baby drown?
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Male 3,819
I have it on good authority that Jesus is a pothead so I`m going with the plant.
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Female 4,039
The man who lives in the sky gives everyone a mansion when they die!
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Female 2,674
I`m wondering the same as BigDaddyJeff. Poor baby o_o
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Male 528
what a silly name, who`s this "god" guy?
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Male 794
i will say it again.........HORUS IS MY JESUS
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Female 146
this is how you teach your child to be good? "be religious and God will give you lots of gifts!" yeah thats how it happens.....just look at poor Job in the Bible!
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Male 368
why does the baptised baby look like a leaf of lettuce?
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Female 262

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Male 340
i dont get it...
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Male 1,931
Remember, your god is a condescending god.
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Male 26
Link: A Page Taken From A Sunday School Workbook [Pic] [Rate Link] - I-A-B, draw a circle around the one that God loves most.
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