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Date: 06/21/11 01:12 PM

85 Responses to A Page Taken From A Sunday School Workbook [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of HumpFree
    HumpFree Male 70 & Over
    26 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    Link: A Page Taken From A Sunday School Workbook - I-A-B, draw a circle around the one that God loves most.
  2. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    Remember, your god is a condescending god.
  3. Profile photo of trippy25
    trippy25 Male 18-29
    340 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 1:25 pm
    i dont get it...
  4. Profile photo of FemBot
    FemBot Female 18-29
    262 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 1:25 pm

  5. Profile photo of BigDaddyJeff
    BigDaddyJeff Male 40-49
    368 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    why does the baptised baby look like a leaf of lettuce?
  6. Profile photo of mcmals
    mcmals Female 18-29
    146 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    this is how you teach your child to be good? "be religious and God will give you lots of gifts!" yeah thats how it happens.....just look at poor Job in the Bible!
  7. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    i will say it again.........HORUS IS MY JESUS
  8. Profile photo of funnehkitteh
    funnehkitteh Male 18-29
    528 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    what a silly name, who`s this "god" guy?
  9. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    I`m wondering the same as BigDaddyJeff. Poor baby o_o
  10. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    The man who lives in the sky gives everyone a mansion when they die!
  11. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    I have it on good authority that Jesus is a pothead so I`m going with the plant.
  12. Profile photo of bliznik
    bliznik Male 30-39
    839 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    ...did the baptized baby drown?
  13. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 1:58 pm
    @funnehkitteh,
    He`s the guy that made sure America showed up in the `40`s to save you from getting your butts stomped on by Hitler.
  14. Profile photo of savemejebus
    savemejebus Female 30-39
    143 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    DING another point for Atheism.
  15. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 2:06 pm
    Stupid
  16. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 2:10 pm
    Bliznik, do you not know how they baptize? thats why they call it born again
  17. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 2:14 pm
    Strange, this page isn`t graded yet. Well they were 100% correct! There is no god muahahahahah!!!
  18. Profile photo of Samosah
    Samosah Male 13-17
    46 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    @Oystah, I actually love your comment. xD
  19. Profile photo of Lelio
    Lelio Male 18-29
    51 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    I`m going with the plant. It`s the least annoying of the lot.
  20. Profile photo of apedrana
    apedrana Male 18-29
    144 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    @buck176,
    generic america saved europe from hitler comment.
    lets not forget who "saved" the great land of the free from the native Americans, you jackass. And my God would kick your gods ass any day, he has a mother flippin hammer!! (and a posse)
  21. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    It amazes me that someone was conceited enough to actually print this...
  22. Profile photo of IceDragon77
    IceDragon77 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    Stupid
  23. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 2:34 pm
    Plants!... he/she makes enough of them.
  24. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 2:46 pm
    whaa? no Cyborgs?

    i`ll go with animals then.
  25. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 2:51 pm
    Weed!
  26. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 3:06 pm
    What is that a picture of for the baptized baby? That doesn`t look anything like the baptized babies I see every day...
  27. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32786 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    CATS! He obviously loves cats the most, duh!
  28. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    Why are they asking us? Surely this `god` can answer for itself
  29. Profile photo of evanbartlett
    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    Trick question; the label reads "baptized baby", but is actually an oyster. Therefore, I`ll have to go with the dog.
  30. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    god spelled backwards is dog, so I guess Dog!
  31. Profile photo of evanbartlett
    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    @Fembot: You win my esteem for the day. Thank you.
  32. Profile photo of evanbartlett
    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 3:26 pm
    Trick question; the label reads "baptized baby", but is actually an oyster. Therefore, I`ll have to go with the dog.
  33. Profile photo of Tekinette
    Tekinette Male 30-39
    273 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    What if the baptized baby is gay ?
  34. Profile photo of Livetoday
    Livetoday Male 50-59
    18 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 3:57 pm
    As a Confirmed Agnostic I find this just silly..
  35. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 4:42 pm

  36. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 4:42 pm
    Baptizing babies turns them into oysters?
  37. Profile photo of whatevs
    whatevs Female 13-17
    126 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    @livetoday
    isn`t the term `confirmed agnostic` kind of an oxymoron? or was that on purpose... if it was just ignore my idiot question... but if it wasnt i dont want to offend you by suggesting that it was... maybe i just shouldn`t post this comment... eh whatever
  38. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 5:07 pm
    kinda giving it away by putting them on steps like that.
  39. Profile photo of SapphireHart
    SapphireHart Female 18-29
    412 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 5:07 pm
    All the same.
  40. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    @whatevs
    I`m certain I don`t know... :P
  41. Profile photo of DracObi
    DracObi Male 18-29
    289 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    Well, for those NOT catholic, the simple fact is Babies dont need to be baptized because you arent old enough to perform sin because they are not old enough to know the difference from right and wrong, and for the Catholics out there that say its to wash away the sin of creating the baby, if God made having children a sin, Humanity would have come to a screeching halt many years ago. And then who would he have to Rule over with his Iron fist?
  42. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 6:14 pm
    No Dracobi, its nothing to do with sex. Catholics (and maybe some other Christians) believe that everyone is born with original sin, a hangover from Adam and Eve disobeying God in Eden. Only by being baptised can this sin be removed.

    It is of course, completely and utterly retarded
  43. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 6:18 pm
    I don`t see the problem. If you`re not baptized, you shall be purified by the fires of hell for eternity. This is like saying 2 + 2 = 4. Pure truth.
  44. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 6:26 pm
    Honestly, right now, god loves the plants more. God has facepalmed and rubbed his forehead at humanity so many times that even He has gone bald.
  45. Profile photo of Thonious
    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 6:33 pm
    Baptism makes babies invisible.
  46. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 6:40 pm
    DracObi -

    If babies aren`t old enough to know right from wrong, and that absolves them of the ability to commit sin, then what would you say of Adam and Eve before the fruit of "knowledge?"

    Food for thought (especially since we`re on the topic of Original Sin).
  47. Profile photo of zephid
    zephid Male 30-39
    92 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 7:04 pm
    Trick question. No picture of god, and from what I`ve seen, all gods love themselves most of all.
  48. Profile photo of SarahColleen
    SarahColleen Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 8:00 pm
    trick question... is it a marajuana plant?
  49. Profile photo of DracObi
    DracObi Male 18-29
    289 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 8:24 pm
    Suicism, True, Adam and eve had not yet eaten the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, but even so they understood the principal of not doing what god told them not to do.
  50. Profile photo of calculator
    calculator Male 18-29
    29 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 8:28 pm
    Is that baby a cracker? Are we all crackers in God`s eyes?
  51. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 8:31 pm
    Damn, SarahColleen beat me to it. If it`s marijuana, that`s the winner.
  52. Profile photo of buz
    buz Male 18-29
    139 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 8:45 pm
    It must be from the 50`s when discrimination was cool. I bet Westboro Baptist still uses that book. The next page probably asks who God hates more.
  53. Profile photo of buz
    buz Male 18-29
    139 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 8:46 pm
    It must be from the 50`s when discrimination was cool. I bet Westboro Baptist still uses that book. The next page probably asks who God hates more.
  54. Profile photo of Keegan31
    Keegan31 Male 18-29
    228 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 9:21 pm
    DracObi, How? They had no understanding of good or evil. Sure God told them not to and they knew they were disobeying God, but they did not know that such disobedience was bad.
  55. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 9:23 pm
    Ha ha ha ha oh religion nuts
  56. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 9:24 pm
    Black people not even considered at all
  57. Profile photo of zeegrr
    zeegrr Male 40-49
    153 posts
    June 21, 2011 at 10:55 pm
    Trick question! god hates everyone equally!
  58. Profile photo of Clunkst
    Clunkst Male 18-29
    113 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 12:15 am
    everyone else is to the left of plants
  59. Profile photo of HumboldtPie
    HumboldtPie Male 18-29
    311 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 12:59 am
    lol @ clunkst
  60. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 1:59 am
    Probably a Catholic thing
  61. Profile photo of Dimmu_Borgir
    Dimmu_Borgir Male 18-29
    63 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 5:22 am
    black people are of Satan Angelmassb
  62. Profile photo of ryannn24
    ryannn24 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 6:10 am
    Trick question! God is not real!

    But if he was, it would be plants.
  63. Profile photo of cenas
    cenas Male 18-29
    7 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 7:03 am
    where`s the gay baptized baby option?
  64. Profile photo of Jayno
    Jayno Male 18-29
    176 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 7:23 am
    Where`s the beetle? They constitute about 25% of all known life-forms.
  65. Profile photo of ATL1EN
    ATL1EN Male 18-29
    622 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 7:45 am
    @ryannn24 leave it to a european to say god isnt real. what a idiot
  66. Profile photo of Pindragon
    Pindragon Male 18-29
    600 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 8:19 am
    @ATL1EN: Way to not be discriminatory in any possible way...

    Honestly mate, he made that claim because he is athiest, not because he is European. What he chooses to believe in is his business and whether you agree or not is yours.

    Keep the BS to yourself mate, I am tired of the Anti-American vs. Anti-European sh** we have on this site.

    @Angelmassb and Dimmu Borgir: And you two keep the racist sh** to 4chan. I reemmber when this site`s members didn`t thuroughly discust me.

    Lets have a little more of the not hating on people for attributes or I may have to do something drastic, like spam everyone who has fingers... F****** pinkies....
  67. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 8:19 am
    @Atl1en

    Leave it to some clueless dumbfuq to use a nationallity as if it were to make a difference. Oh and way to go believeing in a god that has made diseases, refuses to kill your devil, has created cancer, will kill your first born, requires sacrifices and rapes virigins. Oh but I guess he is just testing your faith. Good luck with your pipolar and no confidence god.

    Now Satan, he just sits back, lets god commit all thesse sins and reaps the benefits.

    oh but..GO GOD!!

    Remember Atl1en, only sheep need a shepard, sheep.
  68. Profile photo of Pindragon
    Pindragon Male 18-29
    600 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 8:30 am
    Noooooot the direction I was hoping this post would continue to go, Steelgrid...
  69. Profile photo of chadders42
    chadders42 Male 13-17
    171 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 9:10 am
    @ATL1EN But God isn`t real...
  70. Profile photo of Pindragon
    Pindragon Male 18-29
    600 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 9:16 am
    Ugh.... F*** it...
  71. Profile photo of DCBizzle
    DCBizzle Male 18-29
    230 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 9:38 am
    Animals of course! They feel no misery
  72. Profile photo of flyducks
    flyducks Male 13-17
    231 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 10:55 am
    But didn`t God encourage the killing of children?
  73. Profile photo of flyducks
    flyducks Male 13-17
    231 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 10:57 am
    also @AT1LAN "a idiot" ha good one.
  74. Profile photo of zombunny
    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 11:02 am
    Please tell me this is not real. Please?
  75. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 11:56 am
    Keegan gets it.
  76. Profile photo of jonnycake63
    jonnycake63 Male 18-29
    146 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    Technically shouldn`t the picture be around the whole page since God loves all of his creations?
  77. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    And god said onto us saying, "I love all my creations... as long as they are dipped in a bowl of water at birth"
  78. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    It`s a trap.
  79. Profile photo of Mad_Gremlyn
    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 8:08 pm
    Don`t laugh, this is "science" class in red states.
  80. Profile photo of Shaunoli
    Shaunoli Male 30-39
    64 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 10:08 pm
    Its not easy being green
  81. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    June 22, 2011 at 10:50 pm
    @Pindragon
    I`m with you
  82. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 11:57 am
    @Dfaulted "And god said onto us saying, "I love all my creations... as long as they are dipped in a bowl of water at birth"
    Yep water is like bean dip to him and it makes you more delicious when he eats your soul.
  83. Profile photo of dumbassbufet
    dumbassbufet Male 13-17
    75 posts
    June 23, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    now i want to kill myself. lost all faith in humanity
  84. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    June 24, 2011 at 1:31 am
    "Is that baby a cracker? Are we all crackers in God`s eyes?"

    Some of us are more crackers than others ...
  85. Profile photo of Andicicle
    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    June 26, 2011 at 7:52 am
    sickening

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